• the warblers:where were you, Mr. Anderson?
  • Blaine:a bear cub broke into my apartment
  • the warblers:ok
  • next day
  • the warblers:where were you, Mr. Anderson?
  • Blaine:I kind of got trapped in an elevator overnight with my ex-fiancé and then tormented by a crazy paper mâché JigSue doll
  • the warblers:oh... well ok.
  • next week
  • the warblers:this is getting ridiculous. where were you, Mr. Anderson?
  • Blaine:my friends are planning a wedding and I had to sing to one of the bride's homophobic grandmother in the auditorium wearing all-black
  • the warblers:what about yesterday?
  • Blaine:oh. yesterday we wore tuxedos and a top hat to try and convince Rachel that she belongs in New York
  • the warblers:...
  • Blaine:...