Zayn, in a Californian accent:
OH MY GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING? Where the hell is my earring? oh my god i just bought that! what is going on? i can’t even find my earring?? What kind of rubbish is this? Let me put my glasses on. Give me my phone Niall....Give me my phone right now Niall! I’m sick of this.
*reading out loud* "Bird you promised me a follow at Laser Quest"... Yeah! You promised me you wouldn't shoot me at Laser Quest and then you shot me twice on the shoulder and once on the chest so YOU CAN SUCK MY HAIRY... top lip.