the wanted au meme


Everyday texts with bf Calum part 3 for my loves ~

give me more modern au Jedi I just want Anakin showing up 20 mins late to council meetings with starbucks 

despairsfavorite  asked:

Reaper76. Mafia AU.

R76 + Mafia Au

“This is your fault,” Jack hissed as they heard more windows shattering in the backroom and the sound of people crawling in, blue eyes narrowing as he glanced across at Gabriel who had a wild grin on his face as he reloaded his shotguns. “What the hell were you thinking?”

“You were the one that wanted to expand the business.”

“Not by starting a turf war,” Jack pointed out, even as he checked his own weapon as they heard footsteps approaching the bar which was currently concealing them from view, although the proximity of their attackers didn’t stop him from hissing at his partner. “I hope they shoot you.”

“No, you don’t,” Gabriel countered smugly, leaning in to smash their lips together, barely giving Jack chance to respond before pulling away and rising from his hiding spot, guns already blasting and Jack is torn between killing him and protecting him. The latter winning out as he rises to his feet, trying not to notice the familiar rush at being able to fight by Gabriel’s side.

Otp Royal AU

- A and B are from different royal families and are forced to wed even though they distain one another, however they both have the same plan to escape before the ceremony can take place, but now they are both stuck in the back of a runaway carriage

- A and B are rulers of the land, but they are bored with their duties, so they start to troll the other kingdoms in hopes of stirring things up

- A is the ruler of a kingdom and B is a thief, B breaks into the castle and they think everything is over when they see A walk into the room, but A helps them because A hates being the ruler and never liked ‘those jewels anyway’

- A and B have liked one another ever since they were young but now they are older, everything is different because A has to get married to another royal family, so naturally A and B ride off on a dragon into the sunset

- B is a peasant who sends A old fashioned memes in the mail, then A gets the guards to find B and bring them to the castle, and B thinks they are in trouble but really A only wants B to produce more old fashioned memes

Don’t Judge a Book by Its Cover

Summary: You are a freshman in college who moved into your NYC apartment with your best friend. Yet, what unexpectedly came with the apartment were the two rowdy boys next door who were from London, where one would steal your heart, despite how much you hated him.

Characters: Tom Holland x Reader

Warnings: Cursing, attempted robbery

Word Count: 1,300

A/N: Everyone is 18+ years old; Tom is mean, but he’ll get nice; there’s time jumps (breaks symbolize that)

“Finally!” you said, adding the final touch to your bedroom. You plopped down onto the new sheets and shut your eyes, unable to believe that you finally escaped the small town in Michigan where you were born and raised for the past 18 years. You daydreamed of the possibilities New York City had to offer you and couldn’t imagine going on this journey without your best friend who moved into the bedroom next to yours.

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(yet another) college au prompt meme

cause im trash and i wanted to make my own based off some of my fun college experiences. (these have probably been used in like 80 other peoples prompt lists but whatever.)

  1. “the obligatory my roommate is super cute and i’m crushing on them au.”
  2. “the obligatory my roommate is trash and leaves me locked out, but thankfully youre a decent person so i’m not alone”
  3. “my roommate is doing push ups on the floor and i’m not sure whether to be turned on by their athletic powers or freaked out”
  4. “i work nights and you have an 8am class, so we always end up running into each other at the campus coffee shop.”
  5. “its the first week of the semester, what reason could you possibly have for being at the library right now?”
  6. “you work for the campus radio station and keep passively aggressively dedicating songs to me”
  7. “i was really drunk and you walked me safely back to my dorm room.”
  8. “youre singing in our dorm shower, and i just want to let you know that you have a wonderful voice, also oops i’m naked.”
  9. “were both running for the same associated students position and are sudden rivals.”
  10. “its my senior year, and ive created a bucket list of things i want to do before i graduate - one of those things happens to be you.”
  11. “i really want you to join this organization i’m a part of - not because you’re super attractive or anything, haha, not at all.”
  12. “oops i accidentally slept with my ta.”
  13. “i have a term paper due tomorrow and yours is the only 24 hour cafe with internet.”
  14. “i have the keys to the roof of the chem building and you need somewhere to smoke.”
  15. “you just hit me with your bike, but you’re also really hot so i forgive you.”
  16. “my org requires community service hours, and your program is the only one that sounded semi-decent.”
  17. “i literally only joined this org because the person handing out fliers was cute, wtf do we even do here?”
  18. “were in the same orientation group and we might never see each other again but i still want to do this.”
  19. “wait so you’re saying you still live in a college town even though you graduated years ago?”
  20. “hey hey its alumni weekend and everyone else has become freakishly successful after graduation, the fuck.”

anonymous asked:

Jamie and Tyler fic recs?????

the list is incomplete, and tbh maybe not up to date with newer fics. I haven’t read many recently, nor are there many to read 😅 but okay, here are some of my favorite fics!! 💕

Laid Back by Rest and titaniumsporkery (4.3k) college au / camboy au

Just Adds Fuel To The Fire by strippedofnaturalcharm (10.3k) a hotel AU where Tyler’s the spoiled heir to the fortune and Jamie’s the long-suffering manager. this fic is super near and dear to my heart. I love it and the characters so much. pining?

If You Like Piña Coladas by strippedofnaturalcharm (12.9k) A cruise ship AU where Jamie is awkward, Tyler is loved by everyone, and lots of piña coladas are consumed. !!!!!!!!!!! pining!

Romantic Motherfucking Best by lightgetsin (13.8k) Jamie’s supposed to boyfriend this shit right up, and Tyler wants to see that. this is cute and funny

Little Boy Blue and the Man on the Moon by ukiyo91 (16.4k) Or, in which Tyler Seguin gets pregnant, gets some perspective, and ultimately, gets his man. this is the first ty/jam fic I ever read, and I couldn’t have been more happy with this introduction into the fandom. mpreg, pining

and there’s always time to change your mind by Nuanta (40.4k) So he takes a deep breath and posts the picture to his Twitter, along with the caption, “O captain my captain, always so good to me,” and waits for the resulting implosion. a fake dating fic!!

Kingsmaker by elisera (54.2k) How to crown a king. look man, I probably think about this fic every day ever since I read it the first time. be sure to read all the of works in this verse! pining, modern royalty, a/b/o dynamics

Look at the wonderful mess that we made by sherlockelly (89.5k) Tyler has always felt relieved that ‘Jamie’ could be a male or female name, it makes hiding his sexuality a lot easier. Jamie’s not been so lucky. soulmate au!!!!!!!

A Different Kind by Nuanta (118.2k) A story about defying convention, learning to trust, daring to hope, and proving them wrong. it has dragons, enough said. okay, for real, have you ever read a fic that makes you want wrap it around you and use it as a blanket? or like, one that if it were published as a real book the front and end would be worn and maybe a little torn but out of love and being constantly in your hands bc you’ve read it over and over? that if it were a book it’d be on your bedside, maybe you’re not reading it atm but it gives you comfort that it’s right there for whenever you’re in the mood? that’s how this fic is for me. all of Nuanta’s fics are glorious if I’m honest. pining, a/b/o dynamics, slavery, SLOW BURN, bonding, death, fluff

I hope you enjoy these! if you guys have any recs to give/add pls tell me!!


Wincest AU: Dean’s not great with the whole “chick-flick moments” thing, but sometimes there are no words to say.

anonymous asked:

Yoi Shrek AU where Victor is Shrek and Yuuri is Fiona

so phichit is donkey but real talk who’s the dragon


Jack J AU: He talks about you while being on tour

a little something for you guys, especially for the Johnson girls, where y'all @? :) 

I hope you enjoyed! Let me know who you want an AU meme about next. I’ve been offline for quite a while and I just wanna be more informed about what you guys want to see in the future :) Something new? Something on my Masterlist that I still haven’t finished in ages (guilty)? Let me know :)