the walking taco

Clean Silence

Taco was sleeping under a tree, she awoke to a gurgling sound, she groaned and looked up, “Hello you two….” A slimy monster made of the mutilated remains of Soap and Microphone shifted up to Taco, it held a sheet of red rubber in its only free hand, 

“ W̕͘e҉..͞.̶̧.̧͜.̵̢.́di͝d͢..͞..͝..̧́i͏͡t̀҉͜.҉͟.͞..̨̀͞..̨͘.͟͝” the monster shakily gave Taco the sheet, it was covered in blood, Taco took the sheet and sighed, “Oh…i TOLD you to scare him away, not KILL him!” she threw away the rubber sheet, puffing some air in disapproval…

“ W̨h͞at..̵.̵͘?̸̕͝…͝͞y͏͏ó̢ú̷.̶.̕͏.̶.̴d̡̕i̛dn̸͞'̸̡t͞.͝.̢.̴̛͡.̢͞.w͘a͝ńt̵̨̡..҉̢.̛͡.̵̕t͢h́a̵͝t̀.͝..̴.҉͜.̷̸̕?̡̕ “ the amalgam choked out, their minds where too broken to properly come in terms with what they had done, Taco simply walked away from it, facepalming at the monster’s failure to complete her simple task, “Uh….what am i going to do with you two….do you even remember who you were….?” she looked back at the amalgam, for a moment, she started to feel a little pity for it. 

(that’s all i can really do, please reblog my art, hoof)

(this isn’t the best i did, but i tried)

(reblog if you like this hoof)

(please reblog my art tho)

Friendly reminder that Josh always liked maya but tried the keep his distance due to their age. Josh also remembered the long game and felt the need to bring it up to maya even though he didn’t have to. Also friendly reminder that when maya asked the universe why she wasnt getting tacos Josh walked in aka the universe making sure maya and Josh saw each other. Josh found his Topanga in Maya and it’s beautiful.

High school AU prompts (Based off of real experiences)
  • our english class had to go watch a local production of romeo and juliet so we were sitting next to each other and i was thinking about how cool juliet’s hair looks and you just leaned over and said that her hair looks a lot like mine and i’m kinda flattered wow
  • you’re really quiet and don’t talk to many people but apparently your mom just got remarried so you have a shit ton of flowers from the reception so you’re making tiny bouquets of roses and giving them to all the girls in our class and this one is for me!? omg you’re so sweet thank you so much also you should look into being a florist because this is gorgeous holy shit
  • every tuesday after school we walk over to the taco bell down the street and we order the same exact thing every time and now the cashier actually knows us by name and remembers our exact order i’m laughing so hard
  • i got a mysterious note in my locker that says ‘you’re beautiful, i hope you have a wonderful day’ and i just??? do you know anything about this??? 
  • we’re best friends and it’s our senior year so we’re going on a tour of a local community college that we’re registering for and one of the teachers chaperoning is a major bitch and the other one is basically like our angel grandma and the bitchy one keeps asking if we’re going to remember about doing our registration stuff but we’re kind of unintentionally ignoring her because we’re super excited that the cafeteria has veggie burgers and our teacher is getting so pissed but the other one thinks it’s so hilarious that she buys us lunch
  • i’ll help you with english if you help me with algebra please i am BEGGING you here (*literally thirty seconds later*) WHY COULDN’T THE TEACHER EXPLAIN IT LIKE THAT, THAT LITERALLY TOOK LIKE 10 SECONDS AND I UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING NOW, I’M ACTUALLY GOING TO CRY
  • i’m known for my horrible puns and one day at lunch i make a pun that’s so bad that you and my other friend actually throw your hands in the air and leave and take a walk around the entire school because you’re so fucking done with me  
  • we’re on the golf team and oMG WE BOTH QUALIFIED FOR SECTIONALS oops i totally just hugged you
  • you’re my best friend and everyone thinks we’re a lesbian couple but i don’t even care tbh 
  • we’re in an online ‘homeschool’ charter academy so we get to come in to the computer lab at whatever time we want and i’m always here before 7:30 but you don’t even wake up until like nine so i’m always spamming your phone until you get up
  • i started playing the piano in the music room while we were all waiting for our chorus director to show up and apparently you guys performed defying gravity last year and loved it because i started playing it and liTERALLY EVERYONE JUMPED OUT OF THEIR SEATS AND STARTED SINGING IN FOUR-PART HARMONY WHAT IS THIS
  • your first class is halfway across campus but you sometimes bring me arizona tea in the morning and say hi even though you could be late omg you nerd thank you though i love you
  • you’re my best friend and i’m hanging out at your house waiting for my parents but hey since we’re bored we should totally make cookies (-four hours later-) WE JUST MADE ENOUGH COOKIES TO FILL UP FIVE GIANT ICE CREAM BUCKETS WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WITH ALL OF THESE
    (*Side note: Those cookies actually lasted us about a week and a half. We brought one-gallon ice cream buckets full of them to school and gave cookies to literally everyone who would accept one.*)
  • we’ve been friends for a while and at first you really hated hugs so we would just do this thing where we put our hands together and kind of hug each other’s hand with our thumb and everyone else thinks it’s weird but i think it’s great
  • you used to be really awkward with physical contact and you would slap people’s hands when they tried to touch you but for some reason you’re completely fine with me doing it?? 
  • we were messing around with our other friends in the grass and i did a cartwheel and followed up with a split because i used to be in gymnastics and that’s just a thing i like doing but apparently i never told you that and you CRINGED SO HARD I’M SORRY FOR SCARING YOU BUT YOUR FACE WAS HILARIOUS
  • we’re both in chorus and we’re goofing around during an intermission and i swung my hand out in front of you and you grabbed it for some reason and you ended up twirling me like a princess and now we’re just standing here staring at each other like????
    (Note: That’s the same no-touchy friend as the one in the prompts above this one)
  • we’re in chorus and it’s our last time doing a big performance and i have a big solo and when we finish the show and go backstage you freak out and grab my shoulders and start complimenting the hell out of me and i’m blushing so hard omg i’m going to melt and die thank you though
  • no you don’t understand if i don’t get an a on that final i will probably lose my 4.0 GPA and i would literally- STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT I’M SERIOUS I WANT TO GRADUATE WITH A PERFECT REPORT CARD 
  • ^^^ you have a perfect GPA and you literally get A’s in everything YOU’RE LIKE THE PERFECT STUDENT AND THE TEACHERS ALL LOVE YOU SO JUST SHUT UP 
  • we’re talking about what we should do for our senior prank and your ideas are fucking gold omg please marry me
  • it’s graduation and our class gets to roll up in a limo and hell yeah i will stand up and wave at everyone from the sun roof with you i don’t care how embarrassed our classmates are let’s do this
  • the main campus is having their graduation now and we’re friends but i’ve never hugged you before and you have to leave after we perform our songs for them and right after we’re done you give me a big hug and dAMNIT (NAME) WE’RE NEVER GOING TO SEE EACH OTHER AGAIN I HATE YOU 
  • it’s graduation and you’re my friend who does the sound system and after everything is over you’re putting your stuff away and you see me and my friend and say hi but my friend runs right past you because she saw someone else she wanted to hug so you pretend to be all offended so i play along and ask if she hurt your feelings but then you put your arm around my waist and literally pick me up wITH ONE ARM AND HOLD ME A FOOT OFF THE GROUND WHILE YOU SASS HER ABOUT HOW I’M A BETTER FRIEND HOLY SHIT YOU’RE HELLA STRONG AND LITERALLY ELEVEN INCHES TALLER THAN ME PLEASE DON’T DROP ME JUST PUT ME DOWN actually don’t this is kinda fun
Valentine for Ernest Mann

by Naomi Shihab Nye

You can’t order a poem like you order a taco.
Walk up to the counter, say, “I’ll take two”
and expect it to be handed back to you
on a shiny plate.

Still, I like your spirit.
Anyone who says, “Here’s my address,
write me a poem,” deserves something in reply.
So I’ll tell you a secret instead:
poems hide. In the bottoms of our shoes,
they are sleeping. They are the shadows
drifting across our ceilings the moment
before we wake up. What we have to do
is live in a way that lets us find them.

Once I knew a man who gave his wife
two skunks for a valentine.
He couldn’t understand why she was crying.
“I thought they had such beautiful eyes.”
And he was serious. He was a serious man
who lived in a serious way. Nothing was ugly
just because the world said so. He really
liked those skunks. So, he re-invented them
as valentines and they became beautiful.
At least, to him. And the poems that had been hiding
in the eyes of skunks for centuries
crawled out and curled up at his feet.

Maybe if we re-invent whatever our lives give us
we find poems. Check your garage, the odd sock
in your drawer, the person you almost like, but not quite.
And let me know.

Roleplay Ideas to Use ft. My Life

1. Person A walks into a taco bell in the middle of the day wearing a 1950’s flapper hat so tall it hits the menu board. Person B starts crying and says it’s the best day of their life.

2. Person A goes to pride wearing a rainbow flag as a cape, an entire rianbow and pride outfit, and considers getting on stage only to proclaim they’re single. (I ended up not doing it, chickened out, but make your character do it for some Fun Times™.)

3. Person A and Person B decide to rewatch a movie they remember fondly from when they were kids. They both end up sobbing because it was such a piece of garbage.

4. Person A and Person B go grocery shopping, but Person A won’t quit breakdancing horribly in the middle of the aisle.

5. Person A is nervous about giving compliments, and practically shouts “I LOVE YOUR BOOT SLIPPERS!” at Person B.

6. Person A gets a weird urge to shave off all their hair for no reason. They then cry every time they look in the mirror for two solid weeks, until it starts growing back in.

7. Person A has a crush on Person B, who has a boyfriend. And then, Person B reveals they’re engaged.

8. Person A makes out with Person B in front of an entire crowd everyday at the end of school because all of the friends scream and some homophobes are disgusted, and it’s pretty hilarious.

9. Person A goes on a walk at night and comes home with a random dog that walked home with them. Can they keep it, please?

10. Person A gets drunk for the first time at a party in front of their entire extended family. They’re very poorly trying to hide it, and stumbles around and slurs words. Also falls out of the car when it stops. Person B can be whoever you want.

11. Person A gets wildly high over a Thanksgiving break, to the point where they do that thing where they cut off mid sentence and stare at the wall for ten minutes straight. Person B, still being rational, keeps trying to talk to the lump that can only hear waves.

Darkness Surrounds Us || Ashley & Chris

Ashley had spent the better part of the night at the club, dancing, and drinking.  As she left, she decided she needed some air, so she walked towards the nearest Taco Bell.  It was something she had done many times, and didn’t think twice about.  Little did she know what was about to happen.

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@imaginematsuno AAAHHH!!! Mattie!! You gave me a LOT of ideas for things to draw and this was one of them. It’s an Oso-san & Steven Universe crossover. I just wanted to thank you for writing such amazing fics!! I finished your “Panic” fic with Kara and you made my life with that one! I married Kara and we have a dog together, what?!?!?!? As if I couldn’t love Kara even more?!? :’D ♡♡♡

Anyways I started chapter 1 of “Pretty Okay” with Ichi and I walked him to frickin’ Taco Bell > u < You made me laugh so hard!! I love you dude!! Keep doing youuu!! More art on the waayy!!~ :DDDDD

*josh walks home from taco bell*
ah yes home sweet home
*he flicks on living room light and all of his friends and family are there*
*tyler stands up*
this is an intervention, this has gone too far jishwa
*tyler holds up the eyeshadow kit*
THIS” *points to red eyeshadow* “has gone to far
*mama dun nods in agreement*