star wars au where instead of going into hiding obi-wan hides in plain sight and gets a job at space buzzfeed writing embarrassing clickbait articles about anakin like ‘top 10 embarrassing stories darth vader doesn’t want you to know!’
pidge: everything that we know and love is reducible to the absurd acts of chemicals and therefore there is no intrinsic value in this material universe.
hunk: hypocrite that you are, for you trust the chemicals in your brain to tell you they are chemicals. all knowledge is ultimately based on that which we cannot prove. will you fight? or will you perish like a dog?
lance, wrapped in four blankets: can i please fucking sleep
A/N: This is a gift for the lovely @c2ndy2c1d. She wanted the classic cinderella story but with that samurai bravo twist, so I did my best to create a universe that could house the two of them and would still make sense. It’s a little silly and not too serious so I hope you like it bb <3