Word Count: 4, 713
Summary: The somebody settled next to him, bouncing a shoulder against his. Keith slowly put his arms down, taking a deep breath before opening his eyes.
“Hey, sugarplum! Sorry I’m late, had some stuff to attend to.“
“Oh my god,” he groaned, “kill me now.”
Deadpool gasped, “I just saved your life! Seems a bit ungrateful to throw it away—“
In which Keith is Spiderman, Lance is Deadpool, and the ladder knows both of these facts while the former only knows the first. Based off emuyhn’s AU on twitter.