the video quality was so bad oh my god

anonymous asked:

Hi I missed the AMPAs because I'm backpacking rn and there's no TV where I'm staying. I feel like I'm really missing out. Could you pls summarize what happened? Like what happened with atl and ms? Did Tony Perry win win best guitarist? Srry this is weird. Thanks. :)

okookooko so i missed the first part like atl performing nd stuf bc i was out buying succulents nd a cactus BUT what i did get out of it:

  • bvb went on nd ashley sang waaaaaaay too loud like someone pls turn down his mic pls?????
  • atl threw some shade
  • trace threw some shade
  • FUCKING EVERYONE THREW SHADE BACK AT HIM
  • tyler carter sANG W PVRIS OHMY GOD
  • the orchestra SLAAAAAAYYYYYYYED
  • more shade
  • tony perry came backakckkcakckkckc
  • vic fuentes is a vampire (explains why he looks so young??)
  • MY LIL ZACKY WON AN AWARDDDDD (ALSO RIAN DID TOOOOOO)
  • jakc nd alex nd some random dude made sopme dick jokes
  • 5sos won the fandom award???!?!?!?????????????
  • rian was surprised that people knew he was IN TEH FUCKING BAND?!?!?!?! MY BABYYYYYY he won for best drummer
  • a looooooooot of memes about alex nd brendon throwing out ‘the trash’ (trace)
  • bmth had lee nd jordan make this RLY FUCKIN CUTE VIDEO THAT also had some lry lame editing but HTEYRE KITTENS OH MY GOD
  • CHIRSTOFER DREW RAN ON STAGE W HIS DRUNK ASS ND GAVE A SHOUT OUT TO PIZZA ND THE ORCHESTRA im rly far up his ass tbh
  • joel was also drunk god bless
  • more ppl shitting on trace
  • everyone is talking about how shitty these award shows are but no one has stopped watching???????
  • top didnt win anything????
  • TONY PERRY WON FOR BEST GUITARIST
  • 7 ppl unfollowed me???? like cmon i post some quality shit
  • jack kissed that one guy from that one band
  • jack nd alex were kissing all over that other band (im so bad at paying attention oh my god) (((also eachother ;))))))))))))))))))))))))
  • BEEBO KILLED IT MAN
  • more shade jokes
  • bvb gave away another award (will they ever keep one???)(i mean it was sweet)(but still)

also w atl nd ms: atl made fun of ms i guess so trace was pissed nd he went on stage to call them out nd then everyone was like ://////////////// so for like the rest of the night everyone shit on him and yeah

SO YEAH YOU MISSED OUT ON A LOT HOMIE