How we tip PR and help erase J2
Over the last 2 years, we’ve been gloating that J2 did it better when they were together than when they were with their beards. We’ve pointed out how fake J2 are with the beards and thought we weren’t making any waves, it was all too little to be caught under the PR radar. Well, think again.
J2 Live Streams/Videos
Remember when we used to have this?
Now, we have this
J2 @ ACL
Even if the beards were there the previous years, we’d still get tons of pics of J2 by themselves and with fans. We even got these precious things:
And now we have this
J2 Date Night
Date night was totally and completely a J2 thing. We even made hashtags for that: #J2DateNight, #J2DateWeek, #J2DateDay
J2 even adopted our #DateNight and we all died
And then we had this
We thought Kaleo was J2's sacred thing. They had been to a few concerts either just the two of them or that one time they took Megan with them.
And then this happened
Though the beards go to Vancouver from time to time, we were not ready for this.
Remember how we said G didn’t get along with Jared’s parents?
These are some tips we send to PR on what needs to be done to erase J2.
If after all that you still think we’re not even a blip on the radar, then keep on pointing out how Jared looks constipated near his Beard. Keep posting close up pictures of how unhappy Jensen looks near his Beard.The Js will be forced to up their bearding game more and more.
Here’s an example from the past:
Years ago Hats brought the “I get to sleep with one” video to TedC, a then famous gossip columnist. He took the bait and poked the Js’s glass closet on a mainstream level. TPTB learned about it and were not happy. Because of that, J2 had to up their bearding game.
With the Js being publicly hinted at being a couple, DH took the opportunity to challenge TedC and all hell broke loose. That was how she started locking Jensen into a marriage that was never planned by J2.
p.s.: I know I’ve done my share of pointing those things out as well, but lately I’ve been restraining myself; if not for anything, at least as an experiment.