the victory twins

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{Revolution are the Locomotives of History}{Karl-Marx}
{A Tribute from Assassin’s Creed Syndicate}
{Edits made by me :)}

Double Trouble: Monday Mornings

I know, I know… too many Dad!Shawn imagines out there but I couldn’t help myself. This takes place somewhat in the future and the twins are in first grade! Hope you enjoy xx

“Okay, so school starts at 8:15.,” Jo says, applying her night cream, hair up in a messy bun, while Shawn is brushing his teeth at the sink next to her. “I have to leave at six tomorrow to catch my flight. You get the twins ready, make breakfast, put their lunch boxes into their little backpacks and drive them to school,” she glances at him and he nods, toothbrush dangling from the corner of his mouth.

I gosh dish.”

Jo laughs, not having understood a single word. "What?”

Shawn takes his toothbrush out, washing his mouth. “I got this,” he repeats confidently, putting the toothbrush away.

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DDN SPORTS Breaking News: AARON JUDGE GOES CHAMPAGNE CRAZY After Wild-Card Win

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Aaron Judge ain’t a rookie when it comes to celebrating his first postseason win ‘cause the star slugger brought out the big (gold) guns for the Yankees’ victory over the Twins Tuesday night.

Judge and his teammate Didi Gregorious went all-out for the team’s champagne celebration after winning their wild-card game 8-4 … poppin’ massive bottles of Ace of Spades.

http://ddnsports.tumblr.com/post/166032683440/ddn-sports-al-wild-card-new-york-yankees-yes

FYI – a regular bottle of Ace of Spades will set you back around $300 … so it’s an expensive booze shower.

But don’t worry, the Yanks have a day off before taking on the Cleveland Indians in the ALDS on Thursday.

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Streaker

Dress for the role
Of a 70s streaker,
Triumphant, flapping

Across the ballpark
Or weaving in and out
Of a bicentennial parade.

Your teeth could be yellow
And you didn’t need to shave
Anywhere–just flash

Twin victory signs,
Your mercuried smile
Clenching the end
Of one lit cigarette
After another.

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{Welcome in London}
{We are Jacob and Evie Frye}
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Don’t Tell (Harry, Fred, George)

Prompt by musical!anon: Harry accidentally walks in on Fred and George planning the perfect prank for someone. The twins are worried that Harry will rat them out so they tickle Harry until he promises not to tell. ~ Thank you for the prompt sweetheart, hope I did it justice! x

 Harry Potter couldn’t sleep. He laid in bed after a nightmare, unable to shut his eyes again, before giving up and standing. He quietly made his way out of his dorm, and down to the Gryffindor Common Room.

“We can bribe Peeves into helping us out…”

“We might not even need to, I think he’ll enjoy this enough.”

Harry froze at the bottom of the stairs at the voices, but relaxed at the realization it was just Fred and George.

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Allāh has made patience like a horse that never gets tired, an army that can never be defeated and a strong fortress that can never be breached. Patience and victory are twin brothers, for victory comes with patience, relief comes with distress and ease comes with hardship. Patience is of more help to the one who has it than men, as it helps without any need for equipment or numbers and its relationship to victory is like that of the head to the body.