the vault

  • portal: probably like 15-20 minutes long in its entirety
  • portal: get ready to devote your entire weekend to learning GLaDOS' tragic back story

“We shouldn’t be friends, but I know you’re bored so here’s a piano for you. Oh, and I brought us Mexican Food. Tell you what, a lot of young people got eaten today. Knew you liked that!! Let’s have our date and I tell you all about it.”

Totally not The Master in there, though.
Why would anyone think that.
No.
No.
Totally not. It’s just every Thoschei-Fanfic come to live.

Ready Player One

I know I’m late on this book, but it’s dope. If you’re into video games and reading, this is a must read. I personally found a lot of similarities to the way the Borderlands games are set up (as far as loot and and Vault Hunters and the Vault) but yeah. Trailer is out for the movie so get to reading👌
  • Nardole: SIR YOU CANNOT OPEN THE VAULT AND YOU CAN'T LET HER OUT NO NO NO YOU'RE NOT GOING TO OPEN THAT VAULT BAD SHE'S EVIL NOPE NOOOOOOOOOO ABSOLUTELY NOT I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IF YOU DO
  • Nardole again: okay so I could totally just ask the Tardis to go back or use a manual but nah I'll let Miss Psycho-Freak out of her vault of doom that sounds responsible