the valley of kings

Dark Souls 3 has so many cool boss fights, such as:

–Large Man in Armor
–Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Mr. Freeze
–Evil Treebeard
–Yur a Wizard Crow-Man
–The Entire Vatican
–The Wolf Furry Fanclub
–Mega Papyrus
–The Last Demon’s Soul’s Reference
–Lightsaber Pope & his Stand, Star Platinum
–Small Onion vs. Machete Giant
–The Very Hungry Caterpillar God Eater
–Mr. Freeze’s Ballerina Sister
–Evil Butterflies Seek Revenge Through a Piece of Armor
–Dragon Daddy & Revolver Ocelot
–Large Man in Armor (In the Dark)
–Sibling Comradery in its Weirdest Form
–Dragon with the World’s Softest Head
–Jesus Riding a Dragon
–You, but Cooler

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Deir-El-Medina, ancient Egyptian village once populated by workers and administrators who had been gathered together for the purpose of building the royal tombs in the Valley of the Kings (ca. 1550–1080 BC). 

They were a community of craftsmen, painters, masons, scribes, and sculptors, together with their families. 

Images taken by Paul Beckers

*meanwhile, at the saloon…*


Gus: “Who broke it? I’m not mad, I just want to know…”

Farmer: “I did. I broke it.”

Gus: “No. No, you didn’t. Abigail?”

Abigail: “Don’t look at me, look at Sebastian.”

Sebastian: “What?! I didn’t break it!”

Abigail: “Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?”

Sebastian: “Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!”

Abigail: “Suspicious.”

Sebastian: “No, it’s not!”

Elliott: “If it matters, probably not but… Shane was the last one to use it.”

Shane: “Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!”

Elliott: “Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?”

Shane: “I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Elliott!”

Farmer: “Let’s not fight, I broke it. Let me pay for i-….”

Gus: “No. Who broke it?”

Leah: “Well Gus… Penny’s been awfully quiet…”

Penny: “Really?!”

Leah: “Yeah, really!”

(yelling ensures)

Gus: I broke it. It burned my hand so I dropped it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.