Man okay when I got my wisdom teeth out it was a fucking experience. Before the surgery wasn’t too interesting but as soon as I woke up I saw the nurse next to me and was all like “hey… i think… i died… and now I’m in a parallel universe… and i gotta go back to my house and kill the me from this universe” and he was just kinda like “alright, you do that”. And then the other nurse kept going in and out of the room to get things and I thought there was like 5 of her that kept coming out of the room, and then so when she was wheeling me out in a wheelchair I was like “damn… why are there so many of you… there’s like 5 many of you” and she was just kinda like “alright, you do that”.
Anyway I got to the car and my dad was there and he was like “how ya feeling son” in the dadliest way possible and I was like “MAN I AM PUMPED LETS GET SOME JUICE I’M STARVED” so we drove about 3 blocks to a jamba juice, whereupon I say “I’m good I can do this” and run/drunkstumble 30 feet to the door. I burst in the door like a viking returning from some fucking battle and holler “WHATS UP FUCKS” to everyone in the store, which was thankfully just the 2 people behind the counter, who looked probably as scared/confused as a jamba juice employee could look.
So anyway, as my dad explained the situation I looked up at the jamba juice menu and was utterly fucking lost in it. Like I swear I was looking at this menu board for a year, deciphering this Rosetta stone of fruits. I distinctly remember that I was looking at each item in a smoothie, thinking of how it tasted, then moving on to the next thing and thinking of how that tasted, and how they would taste together. Since most smoothies had 3 or 4 items, this took some thinking. So my dad sees me in this extreme brain blast state of mind and says “hey are you going to order or what”. Keep in mind I’m on the first fucking smoothie on the list here. So I just say “shush man I’m trying to do fruit science”, and then when I realized that this process could take literal years, I just said “yeah give me a smooth regular” which for the uninitiated, isn’t actually a real thing on any menu. Oh, also I asked them if the “boosted” smoothies would give me super powers and then pointed my fingers at them and made “lightning noises”.
So my dad just orders me the first thing on the menu and I go to sit down and stare out the window or some shit and my thoroughly amused dad just looks at me and says “how ya feelin?”. Now at this time I was feeling a lot of things, but most noticeable to me was the gauze in my mouth, so I just look at him and say “there’s these fuckin… tiny sheep in my head” which at the time was the best way I had to convey this feeling. Anyway about that time, the jamba juice guy brings us our drinks and he gives me a small thing of mario kart stickers and I swear I almost cried from the tsunami of emotion that gift made me feel (I still have them).
Anyway the rest of the story is we drove home and I explained this programming project I was working on to my dad in perfect detail somehow and then I came home and went on facebook and posted a comment on my friends status (because I couldn’t find the status update bar) that read: “i just took a lort of painkillers and yelled at everyone in a jambo juice”
@seokvie This girl has got a whole fucking load of fics it’s like finding a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow smutland wonderland your vag will cry in joy and pain
Costume (Hobi smut MY ALL TIME FAVORITE FIC I L O V E IT), View From 4-B (Hobi smut), basically all her Hobi smuts, Show Off (Wonho smut), Paradise (JB smut), JUST BINGE READ ALL OF THEM (i am also excited to read her new fic with jimin and assplay and lets just say my ass is ready but I DONT HAVE A KINK FOR ASSPLAY OK LET ME LIVE)
@kookingtae‘s Experimental Error (Tae smut I fucking died), The Switch (OT7 Smut holy hell this was one of the first bts smuts ive read and wow now you see why I really love them), Falling Into You (Jungkook smut GOD I LOVED THIS SO HARD) + the rest of her masterlist
Im so sorry I’m still sick and I’m getting tired and lazy so I just had to bunch up the rest HAHAHA but I hope this helps anon! And you will def not be disappointed in any of these ok they are amazing and beautiful and amazing and everytime I read their stories literally
One of my favorite things about Mob as a character:
We all talk about Mob as the softest purest cinnamon roll. Which he is - most of the time. He’s incredibly forgiving, and loyal, and empathetic, and very slow to anger. But Mob is still a three-dimensional character, with flaws; it doesn’t do to forget that he does have a temper, when he’s really pushed.
Basically, sometimes I forget that Mob can be terrifying.
Here’s the illustration I drew for the Bullseye Mchanzine called ‘Back then’.
An illustration between the young brothers of the Shimada Clan, after their morning practice.
[LONG POST AHEAD - Take slow steps]
Couldn’t wait like the others, who put their heart and soul into this zine ever since the beginning of May or June.
Yes, I am still filled between anger and complete confusion or disappointment, since this is my first zine I have ever got accepted into.
Despite all this, I send my love to every single contributor whoever worked along and hope that light at the end of the tunnel will shine towards us. Plus, I have learnt very valuable lessons throughout this process and met amazing new people…
Especially enjoyed till exhaustion with this amazing concept and this really proved that I can still come up with such scenarios like this.
Overall, I won’t stop shipping Mchanzo or applying for zines in the future JUST because of this. Since I do this for the people who are in need in the first place - for charity.
Seriously Kudos to you for understanding and reading this, I just wanted to update you with the mchanzine thing I was part of.
Love you all and have a wonderful day~ 💕
Check out all the amazing works at @mchanzinecontributors ! Thank you once again! C:
Imagine: Goddard Futuristic gets burned to the ground metaphorically (but sometimes literally) by Lovelace’s revenge. Rachel, a true fair-weather person, immediately gives them access to the Black Archives. They look through it.
Jacobi follows them from behind, unsure why he’s here, but having nowhere else to go.
And then he sees it. A huge box at one corner. [For Daniel Jacobi] it says.
He puts a hand on the surface, and it lights up where he touches. There’s a blinding light for one second, then-
He hears her voice. “Huh,” Maxwell says. “I can’t believe I died before you.”
i dont know whats weirder about this comic like the fact that every video cutscene is accompanied by smooth jazz or the fact that in a world where humanity is completely at peace the nation plays football for thousands of years