the unnatural history museum

I always knew my followers were crazy about this blog, but I had no idea they were going Bananas (Wit)! Thank you all for following me for the past year, everyone! Oh, and one more thing…

Wake up, Beat Scratch! You’re having a nightmare!

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Can you find your pony in the full-size version?

Before searching the picture, read the alphabetized list first. When you’ve confirmed your character’s inclusion, look for the Bananas Wit whose coloration corresponds with him or her. The ponies represented here are:

A-B

The Abbess, Ace Sleeves, Addy and Angel Wing, AeroSalt, Ahmme Ghoul, Antiquity Clayworth, the Apple Twins, Applejack (Bounty Hunter), Applejack (Ronin), Applejack (Sweet), Aqua Marine, Artemis Frost, Ash (in Equestria), Autumn Zephyr, Banana Dreams, Banana Pie, Banana Split, Batpony/Bruce Mane, Beat Scratch and Fus, Bermuda Tuna, Blazsword, Blender, Blue Flame, Bo Diddly, Bouncy Boba, Bubble Berry, Bubblepop, Bumble Buzz, Bunny and Bear

C-D

Carlos Brony, Cecil Heartstrings, Cherry Okapi, Cherry Soda, Chocolate Mint, Cinnamon Treats, Coffee Talk, Collective Thoughts, Cosmic Nova, Crayon, Cross Stitch, Cruel “Bandy” Joke, Crystal Clear, Curlycue V. Lovelace, Dahlia Von Ripper, Daring Star, Dean (Superwhooves), Derpy (Science), DewDusts, Discorded Celestia, Dr. Centipone, Dr. Radical, Dweeby

E-F

Edgar Allen Poeny, Electro Beats, Electro Bolt, Ella Elixir, Emotionly Maud Pie, Enderpony, the Equestrian Paranormal Society, Faint Note, Fanny “Finnegan” Pack, Fin, FlutterPsycho, Frost Shard, Frosty Mint, Fullforce

G-K

Galactic Gazer, Gamer, Geoff (of One), Ginger Snap, Green Breeze, Guyra, Hallo and Elder, Highlighter, Ink Heart, Inkie Heart, Ion Spark, Johnny Lightem, Killion Lightfeather, King Sombra, Kora Lionheart

L-M

Lathos the Scribe, Lehr Flux, Lemonaden, Leo Lion, Licky Lick, Lightning Feather, Little Emerald, Little Lulu, Lola Cloudmaker, Lovely Pages, Lovey Dovey, Lucky Hooves, Luminance “Lumey” and Blacklight “Light,” Mae, Mary Scarf, Minx, Misfit, Miss Romancedy, Monday Mornings, Mysticwings, Mytho

N-R

Nako, Nebula, Nerdy, Nightraxx, Nox, Nurse Nimble, Nut Job, Ocean Spray, Odd Ends, Opalescence Pearl, Peachy Pit, Pearly Whites, Penpoint, Peony, Phantom/the Pony of the Opera, Pinkamena and Jack Trotter, Pipsqueak (Teenage), PitterPatter, PiX, Poké, Poorly Drawn Pony, Prince Preppie, Princess Celestia (Letters to), Princess Luna (Bagel), Princess Luna (on the Moon), Princess Scribble, Princess Winter Snow, Rain Runner, Rainbow Dash (’s Mailbag), Rainbow Melody, Rapier, Razor and Igniter, Red Fire, Redbeiry, Reina, Ren (the Alien Pony), Richard Molrah, Rotten “Rot” Grave, Ruby Sleet

S

Saint Colarix, Sally, Sarsaparilla Hoofer, Scar Patch, Scribbles Styal, Seaborn Shire, Secret Tale, Sera, Serial Liking Pony, Shade, Shining Star, Shining Star and Skyla, Silver Pallette, Sockz Sowing, SoloFire, Southern Petal, Starlight Marie Gear, Steel Strings, StormStone, Storyteller, Straight Razor, Strawberry Sweet, Stud Muffin, the Subconscious Ponies, Sullen, Summer Splash, SuperMare/Clara Kent, Sweet Disaster, Sweet Paw, Sweetgrass, Sweety Peach

T-Z

The Time Mistress, Time Twister and Doctor Pater, Timid-Apple, Tinker Glide, Tracy Flash, Tuxedo Blend, Twilight Sparkle (Nerdy/Otaku), Twilight Sparkle (Psychotic), Twilight Sparkle (Time Traveler), UG, Vector Dust, Viola, Violin Sunrise, Winged Cross, Writingmare, YouTube Pony, Yuta and Wuta, Zeus

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Monster High Freaky Field Trip Gigi Grant

It’s a big, scary world out there, and the Monster High ghouls are ready to grab a hold with their teeth! This Scare-Mester, they’re taking some Freaky Field Trips to do some claws-on learning! Gigi Grant, Daughter of the Genie, will have her wish granted for some frightseeing at the Planetscarium. Dressed for a day in space (so much roomier than that lantern!), she looks spooktacular wearing a dress with a constellation print. To-die-for golden shoes and a wicked cool necklace – with stars for the occasion – are accessories any ghoul would wish for! Plus, Gigi also has two clawesome accessories to com-monster-ate the day: a golden telescope and a sack lunch. Fit them onto doll’s hands for freaky fabulous play and display!

Monster High Freaky Field Trip Clawdeen Wolf

It’s a big, scary world out there, and the Monster High ghouls are ready to grab a hold with their teeth! This Scare-Mester, they’re taking some Freaky Field Trips to do some claws-on learning! Clawdeen Wolf, Daughter of The Werewolf, will have a howl at the Unnatural History Museum. Dressed for a trip back in time, Clawdeen Wolf looks ferociously fashionable (as usual!) in a black strapless dress with a colorful fossil print. A to-die-for arm cuff and scary pool purple booties are fangtastic accessories. Plus, Clawdeen also has two clawesome accessories to com-monster-ate the day: a creepy cool skull fossil and a folder to take notes. Fit them onto doll’s hands for freaky fabulous play and display!

ALERT! ALERT! King Sombra has returned! Again! And this time, he’s monitoring the Baltimare Museum of Unnatural History! But Bananas Wit is none the wiser because he just got off work! What does King Sombra want? How will Bananas Wit (over)react to this? Who else is following him? When will he get around to responding to his messages? Where is Pixel Cupcake? Why did Scootaloo cross the road? Stay tuned for the answers to all these questions and more!

“Right now we are deciding, without quite meaning to, which evolutionary pathways will remain open and which will forever be closed. No other creature has ever managed this, and it will, unfortunately, be our most enduring legacy.”

Hear from Elizabeth Kolbert, staff writer for the The New Yorker magazine and author of the new book The Sixth Extinction: An Unnatural History, at the American Museum of Natural History on Thursday, February 27. Science writer and video journalist Flora Lichtman will moderate a discussion with Michael Novacek, senior vice president and provost of science, on the process of extinction—and the role humanity plays in it.

Read a Q&A with Kolbert and the New York Times Book Review

askbananaswit submitted:

Dear Princess Celestia,


I am Bananas Wit from the Baltimare Museum of Unnatural History, and on behalf of the staff, I want to thank you for your royal donation; it’s a biggie! My curator really appreciates it and thought it would be fitting and proper that I wrote the thank-you note. By the way, thank you and Princess Luna for all that you’re doing to maintain harmony throughout Equestria!

Sincerely,
Bananas Wit

I still don’t know why ponies think I have an obsession with bananas.

But, alas, you’re welcome!