the universe works on a math equation that never even ever really even ends in the end

anonymous asked:

dark rc would you please consider writing about how victor (and the rest of the Russian skate team) had a feud with the Russian hockey team bc of their constant flirting and attentions towards yuuri (who was completely oblivious at the war waging for his heart)??

This has been sitting in my inbox for over a month and I apologize for that, nonny! I wanted to try my hand at breaking through this writer’s block and this prompt was ripe for the taking. It’s not my best work by any stretch, but it’s something at least! I hope you enjoy.


There are few things that give Yuri pleasure—the taste of accomplishment like cinnamon sugar on the back of his tongue after landing a quad; having a comeback so cutting that he practically draws blood; that soft murrf a cat makes when it decides it trusts him; the little green screenshot arrow appearing next to Otabek’s name in Snapchat—but they all pale in comparison to whenever the Russian hockey team visits the rink.

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anonymous asked:

May you write headcanons about batfam helping their S/o with mundane, highschool life? Or sth like that?

I kinda made this in a way that the boys are of the same age as their s/o and it became something like this instead. My fingers have minds of their own and next thing I know, this happened. I’m really not sure what I wrote anymore lol but thank you for sending in your request and nevertheless, enjoy!

  • Bruce has surprisingly high grades in his music classes and this always surprises you because where and how does he find the time? You are always at his house and he has never shown any interest in doing any of his school work whenever you came over to his house to work on yours.
  • But you should have known he would excel in everything he decides to do when he gives it a try. You are bad at composition but Bruce is really good at performing pieces exactly like how they are meant to be played so the two of you make a really good duo in music class.
  • You are also good at improvising, given the fact that half of your time in school is making sure the teachers don’t find out where Bruce is. Not that they don’t have an inkling as to where he is but you make a very convincing point sometimes they just let it slide. Also, Bruce’s family has a share over the school so they really can’t do much.
  • Bruce doesn’t like going to his classes and sometimes he makes you skip with him. “Alfred taught me until the syllabus is done – I can teach you better than the teacher can!” He will always try to convince you and you have never been able to say no to Bruce so what the heck.
  • If you have a ton of assignments to do, Bruce normally just leaves you alone after giving you a kiss or two and a promise to bring over your favourite take-out food or take you out on a date to your favourite dessert place because “you deserve it after pouring all that brain of yours on your work”
  • Supportive!! If you have to do a speech presentation to the entire school, will be there to help you. Makes Alfred help you too because Alfred teaches him all of these things and he has some really good pointers like how not to sound so nervous and sound very laidback and confident.
  • That school festival you are a committee of, Bruce will make sure you take your rests when needed and low-key helps out too. He doesn’t want people to know because he doesn’t want to take credit for all the work that you have put in to. Very proud of you and will always show you just how much he absolutely loves and adores your work. Wouldn’t even mind putting on the school festival’s mascot to attract more people to come.
  • The both of you most likely end up as Prom King and Queen because the two of you are the IT couple / high school sweetheart.
  • Dick is over-all a well-rounder. He is smart, cheeky, lovely and everyone in the school loves and adores him. All the girls look at him with hearts in their eyes and half of the boys look at him with envy and the other half with respect. You are lucky to be his. Dick always helps you out with your student council activities. He would have run for President himself had he want the unwanted attention on him so he settles just for being the secretary – leaving the VP spot for somebody else.
  • Dick makes the best notes so the both of you are always comparing notes and doing study sessions together. Dick also helps you memorize your points as well as your notes easily. Would even randomly ask you questions whenever you are about to have tests. He just makes sure you are absolutely ready.
  • Very supportive and he is proud of everything you try to achieve in the school. Low-key likes showing you off to his family members. “Y/N is the best at everything she does!” “Yesterday she placed in the top 1% of the world for accounting.” And Dick and you are literally known as the power couple / the sweet hearts in school.
  • Jason is low-key very smart but he just doesn’t care much for his own studies or wants to do any of his assignments. He has a very typical ‘jock’ profile but he doesn’t really hang out with them much. He prefers to use his free time to go look for you. Sometimes he finds you sitting in the library reading your books for assignment so he helps you by pointing out this and that and helps you with your discussions. The type of boyfriend that helps you out with your homework but could care less for his own works.
  • “Jason, you need to do your work. You’re already behind.” You would have to tell him multiple times over the week but Jason only shrugs you off and sometimes shushes you with a kiss or two, or three. But at the end of the week, just when you think Jason is going to get scolded by the lecturers or teachers, he shows up with all of the assignments he didn’t do and hands them in.
  • Not so surprisingly he gets all A+ on his assignments like how.
  • He takes care of you very well in school. Makes sure no one bullies you – GET AWAY FROM HER – and he is always ready at the cafeteria with your favourite dessert that also happens to be the crowd’s favourite. “Here you go, babe. Got the last one just for you.”
  • When you are stressed out with homework, Jason will ask you to come over to the manor. “Alfred makes the best sandwiches – I’ll help you do your work. Come over.”
  • Tim is a very lazy genius so you really have to push Tim if you want him to hand any of his assignments on time. Tim just needs someone to constantly push him and remind him to do the assignments. That’s where you come in. You are his personal reminder not that you mind because at the end of the day, you also get your assignments done faster and Tim’s explanations are always so simple and not confusing at all.
  • Tim lends you his notes. Sometimes you copy his notes but most times, you just keep those notes to yourself because holy crap, Tim’s notes are the best. He writes down points so easily and his mind-maps are very effective too. Tim likes it when you ask him for help with your studies. “Babe, I just have a very good memory.”
  • Both of you are involved in a sports club – that’s for sure. Lacrosse for you, maybe. So you are never afraid to get things done. Tim is that supportive boyfriend who comes to your every game – even those where you have to sit out because of an injured body part or something. He has hand-made banners with your name and number and he also wears a jersey with your number on it too. Proud boyfriend™
  • Damian is a prodigy / child genius so anything and everything you don’t know; Damian will help you. Like that math equation you just cannot solve? Don’t worry, despite his snarky comments, Damian will teach you the easiest way for you to solve equations that are similar to it. He even breaks down problems for you to solve it with ease.
  • Damian is a Spartan tutor – not that you could complain much when Damian pops by your house bringing tutorials and problem sets for you to do because your grades have never been this wonderful and your parents think he is a blessing!
  • “Y/N, this is how you should d – whatever the teacher taught, just forget about it.” Damian will continuously tell this to you through every subject he is tutoring you in.
  • Damian’s favourite subject in school is probably language and history. Your best subject is probably sciences or arts. You are a hands-on person so you tend to find doing practical really fun and easy. Drawing and painting are really nice too and you enjoy them absolutely. Damian likes watching you paint because your look of concentration is just too adorable for him at times. Not that he will ever tell you – sometimes you often think he is bored but whenever he has to wait for you to finish, the moment you stop, Damian would tell you to continue.
  • “I want to see the finish product – the colours are so abstract but everything works.” Damian isn’t really in to art much but he knows how to appreciate it when he sees it and he definitely sees it in your pieces. Might even be that boyfriend who will always continue to push you towards achieving great things.
  • “No pain no gain, beloved – suffer now so you can bask in the success later!”

PART 1 | calculate the expectation of love.

student!jungkook + tutor!jimin = math!jikook ;)


alternatively, 16k+ of self-indulgent romantic crack, unnecessary dialogue and really bad math humour as reluctant math major Jungkook sets out on his quest for love.

Happy Valentine’s Day~!  ♥ This is for @gracefulweather! She should know I probably destroyed my midterm mark thanks to her. 

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Yooran week day 6

Day 6:   Sleepover // Hair and Makeover Night

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Yoosung was surprised that he’d managed to concentrate at all at work that day. With his head occupied with the fact that Saeran was coming over to his for a sleepover, he was certainly nervous.

Despite all the times they had hung out, even before they got together a few months ago, they had never slept at each other’s house and, for some reason, this seemed like a big deal to Yoosung.

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Suddenly I See You Ch. 3

Scenario: You and Minho have been friends since the sandbox. He’s your best friend and you love him like a brother; never noticing once that he was madly in love with you. You arrive for your first day at Seoul National University to start your life on the path your parents planned out for you. You’d calculated all the variables, but never calculated on the one you never saw coming: Woo Jiho. 

A/N: Okay so chaper 3 focuses mainly on Zico (have no fear Minho is getting his own chapter 4). I had so many fun ideas for this chapter and I just feel like I completely ended up dropping the ball on this. I’ve fixed it as much as I can, and I hope you guys enjoy it all the same!

Genre: Mino x Reader and Zico x Reader


Disclaimer: As always, the gifs are not mine and belong to their rightful owners!!

The room felt blaringly bright. The sun shining into the room unfiltered by the lack of blinds. Your eyes fluttered open for a moment before resigning back to being closed. It felt too damn early to wake up and your body agreed. Too bad whoever was calling didn’t feel the same way as you.

You groaned into your desk as your hand fumbled out blindly for your phone. You distinctly remember setting it somewhere around the mess of papers you’d created overnight. What time did you exactly finish up all of your homework?  

The sound of shuffling papers faded into the background as another chorus of quacks started up again. You knew that ringtone. That was Minho’s ringtone. You’d set that for him back in your senior year of high school. The two of you were inside a grocery store when you’d stumbled upon the largest stacks of rubber ducks you’d ever seen.  

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Updated the high school fic list ‘cause high school au’s are the best! I know I say this a lot but 'Fly a Little Faster’ is AMAZING. If you haven’t checked it out. Go. Now. Also I think a mountain to climb should be on this list but… I haven’t finished it yet. Anyways, happy reading!

A Thousand Fiery Suns of Angst - Just Press Play | 20,934

All Stiles wants from life is to learn to control his magic, keep his grades up, and not die horribly while saving Beacon Hills from supernatural threats. It’s all going pretty well until Derek Hale, werewolf extraordinaire, has to go and ask him on a date. That asshole.

Accidentally in Love | 9,351

Derek has spent his summer vacation crushing on the Sheriff’s son Stiles Stilinski, mostly from afar, but then when school starts suddenly Stiles is sitting next to him in Chemistry and inviting him around to his place after school.

Derek’s not sure what gives but he’s certain that Laura’s behind it.

Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon | 21,317

Being a teenager sucks. Being a werewolf teenager sucks even more. With a life full of holding back who he really is, not having any privacy whatsoever, and the seemingly sudden appearance of one Stiles Stilinski, Derek Hale’s life just got a whole lot harder.

Binomial Coefficients | 20,783 | ♡ |

In which brainy freshman Stiles Stilinski wants star quarterback Derek Hale to join the math team, AKA math nerds in love.

But Then What… | 24,343

Senior year is almost over, and all Stiles needs to do is keep his head down to survive. A teacher calls in a favor, leaving him stuck tutoring Derek Hale, one of the most popular jocks in school and a member of a group of douchecanoes who have bullied Stiles for years. He’s someone Stiles totally hates. Totally. Like, doesn’t like him even a little bit. DEFINITELY isn’t attracted to him.

Except that is a total lie. Fuck his life, seriously.

C'mon Now Sugar | 39,983

Stiles helps his father out with his private investigation agency while trying to survive high school. But when murders that might be connected to the death of his best friend Laura start occurring, he is forced to team up with her brother Derek to get to the bottom of it.

Driver’s Education | 9,220

This is the moment he realizes he can never have Derek Hale – that he was stupid to ever think he could. Maybe their moms made them hang out when they were little and maybe they’ve managed to get along these past few weeks, but they’re too different. Derek’s cool, he plays a million sports, he drives a Camaro, he’s friends with Jackson. Stiles doesn’t fit into the equation and he never will.

Dude, Werewolves | 29,623

Stiles gets partnered with Cora for a history project, and they become bros. Also, he kind of falls in love with her older brother, Derek.

Easy Alpha | 4,602

Easy A/Teen Wolf AU. Wherein, Derek Hale is the high school slut, Jackson and Scott really need to learn to use their inside voices. And, contrary to popular belief, everyone is still a virgin.

Fly a Little Faster | 32,052 | ♡ ♡ |

Everyone knows when you go back in time, you shouldn’t step on an ant, just in case you accidentally kill your own grandparent or something. But what happens when you go back in time and, uh, accidentally interrupt the one event that apparently made the Grumpiest Alpha in Town into a ball of mindless manpain?

Well, if Marty McFly can do it, so can Stiles Stilinski. All he has to do is get Derek and Paige to fall in love before he gets pulled back to his own time. And before he makes anything worse. That’s easy as pie, right? Right?

Have My Heart | 3,278

Whatever Laura says, Derek doesn’t stalk Stiles. He doesn’t. Yes, his sketchbook might contain studies of Stiles’ hands, the subtle muscle definition in his forearms, but that means nothing; he’s good at art, it’s life drawing, nothing else.

I Hate Dates | 4,366

Stiles just wants to ask Derek to the Valentine’s Day dance. Is that so much ask? Apparently, it is.

I stopped believing in happy endings | 6,667

Derek was prepared to have his heart broken for just one evening with Stiles. He knew what he was getting himself into

(He had no idea what he was getting himself into)

If you asked me if I love him, I’d lie | 37,306

Derek has already typed the entire report out and even got all of the stuff prepared for the poster that Stiles and him will have to present. Derek found that he actually didn’t mind doing all the work when it was Stiles he was doing it for, but he wasn’t going to let Stiles get away completely. He was going to get Stiles to come over and help with the poster, so help him god.

In My Veins | 37,759

It is the beginning of his Senior Year and Derek is so ready for High School to just end already so he can get out of the stifling town. But his new fascination with one Stiles Stilinski makes him rethink everything about his perfect life. The Hale family are total meddlers in said fascination and Stiles flails quite a lot.

It’s Always Been You, Dumbass | 11,028 | ♡ |

“Alright, cool, we should go,” Stiles says breezily, dusting off his hands as he stands.

“We should?”


“But… Do you even care about photography?”

“Not as much as I should,” Stiles plants both his hands on the table, bracketing Derek in, “You’ll have to correct my miscreant ways.”

it’s gonna take a superman | 14,184

Derek figured the Children of Villains support group would at least be full of outcasts like him. How wrong could he be?

John Hughes Did Not Direct My Life | 48,666

Stiles and Derek are childhood friends who drifted apart. When Stiles joins the lacrosse team against his will, the universe (with a little help from Laura and Lydia) chooses to push them back together.

Moved on from Whispers | 5,346 | ♡ |

He’s not dumb. Out of everyone in the school, Derek is second in grades only to Lydia Martin, and the only reason Stiles is third is because he’s taking more APs than Derek, so his grades are suffering the slightest bit. That’s why Derek knows, when Stiles arches an eyebrow at him, why what he said was so incredibly dumb.

Stiles didn’t break into Lydia Martin’s upstairs bathroom to take a piss. He broke into Lydia Martin’s upstairs bathroom while Derek was in it, because—because of reasons.

Multidisciplinary Studies | 37,578 | WIP | ♡ |

Stiles is a slightly-older-and-very-sexy librarian and Derek has a thirst for knowledge.

Noteworthy Observations | 3,776

In which Derek recieves complimentary notes in his locker from a secret admirer, and though it turns out they weren’t actually for him, things turn out pretty well in the end.

Of Witches and Werewolves | 3,718

“I need you to have sex with Derek Hale like yesterday,” Lydia says, slamming her bag down on the table with more force than strictly necessary, mouth a tight line of displeasure. Stiles chokes on his boxed apple juice, sputtering, limbs flailing.

“Say it louder,” Stiles hisses, leaning forward so they can talk in low tones. “I don’t think they heard you in the back.”

seems to me it’s chemistry | 4,153

Awkward Nerd Derek has been crushing on Handsome Jock Stiles since forever—so getting paired with him on a Chemistry project is definitely the best/worst thing that’s ever happened to him.

So Shed Your Skin and Lets Get Started | 21,801

He’s sixteen and in the woods on the wrong side of the town-line and he’s so fucking fucked.

He knows he’s not supposed to run, they teach that to you in preschool (don’t run from a Were, back away slowly and walk with care), but they never told you how it would feel, standing alone in the dark with your heart beating in your throat as those glowing eyes tracked you from the shadows.

The Lawn Ranger | 33,496

In which Derek is an adolescent werewolf with a penchant for chocolate bunnies, and instead of the dream summer of lazing around the house playing video games and nibbling on his hoarded supply of easter candy his mother makes him get a job.

In which Stiles is a showoff jock with a broken arm and an embarrassing crush who can no longer push the lawn mower around the yard.

the lunch table configuration | 16,667

When Isaac makes Derek switch lunch tables, the last thing Derek expected was to fall for Stiles.

The Scheming Rhymes of Romance | 23,986

A story in which Derek writes copious amounts of poetry, Stiles is very appreciative of said poetry as well as Derek’s smile, and all of their friends are oddly and extremely invested in seeing these two get their act together.

This Might Be Irony | 38,340

Stiles and Derek have been close friends since the Hale siblings moved in next door after their parents’ death. But Derek’s in the popular group, he’s a star baseball player, and he dates popular Pep Squad captain Jennifer Blake. Stiles doesn’t have any of that, just his skateboard and a hopeless crush on Derek (oh yeah, and his Vote Lydia Martin Prom Queen button). As prom and the baseball state championship grow closer, Stiles and Derek start rekindling their friendship.

And it all begins with two white boards. .

tumescent | 9,316

“I would have to want to date Derek for your plan to work,” Stiles points out, secure in the knowledge that his logic is infallible and yes, he’s had a pointless and soul- destroying crush on Derek for as long as he can remember but nobody knows that.

What I Go To School For | 5,509

Derek is having a hard time with chemistry. Stiles is one of the best students in the class.

This couldn’t possibly go wrong.

Why don’t you say so? | 8,079 | ♡ |

Talia Hale has a plan. Derek will go to the Winter Formal and he will ask the Stilinski boy to dance, and they will finally get their heads out of their asses and her son will stop moping around the house in his underwear.

Spoiler: Derek doesn’t ask Stiles to dance.

You’ve Got Notes | 14,817

Stiles Stilinski has wanted star basketball player Derek Hale forever, but what are the odds of that ever happening? A love story of letters, prom, and the healing power of milkshakes.

HI THIS FIC IS REALLY REALLY LONG I DID NOT MEAN FOR THIS TO END UP REALLY LONG. this is for you, dwightdangershrute , you told me to write whatever for your christmas present so I went with long-distance Kawoshins. MERRY CHRISTMAS DARLING!!!!


When Shinji first posted a question on his math homework on the college forums, he didn’t expect an answer within a half hour, and certainly not an incredibly detailed one.

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Never Ending Math Equation
Modest Mouse
Never Ending Math Equation

The universe works on a math equation
that never even ever really even ends in the end
Infinity spirals out creation
We’re on the tip of its tongue, and it is saying
We ain’t sure where you stand
You ain’t machines and you ain’t land
And the plants and the animals, they are linked
And the plants and the animals eat each other