the ultimate bff

anonymous asked:

in 8x01... benny: "you hump my soul to the other side" dean: "so you're looking for a soul train?" benny: "sure, if that's what you're into"... a soul train is a gang bang that involves large black men.

Yeah, Dean is referring to the dance move from the 1970s but Benny only knows the earlier cultural reference as you say above and Benny just rolls with it, he doesn’t give a shit what sexuality Dean is, jeez.

It never fails to entertain me how Dean is consistently referred to in terms of queer references or overtly actually just assumed to be queer.

I love it :p

Originally posted by dean-dontobjectifyme-winchester

Suna is the ultimate best friend and I’m not even talking about what he does for Takeo. Think back to how many times Yamato showed up at his house unannounced when she was worried about something and Suna always let her in with no problem and made her feel better.

Being friends with your boyfriend’s BFF. I loved whenever they hung out together.

jane sloan is the ultimate bff cause you can tell her you like girls and she’ll still get undressed/change in front of you without a second thought and won’t make any off hand comments that make you feel weird about your sexuality or like you’re being predatory and making her uncomfortable anyway guys watch the bold type


All Fake Texts

Texting BTS - “When am I the cutest?”

Texting BTS (Maknae Line) - Santa doesn’t exist

Texting BTS (Hyung Line) - Santa doesn’t exist

Texting BTS - Megan Trainor’s song lyrics

Texting BTS - “Describe me in 3 words”

Texting BTS - Random everyday texts with Boyfriend Yoongi

Texting BTS - Random everyday texts with Boyfriend Jungkook

Texting BTS - Random everyday texts with Boyfriend Taehyung

Texting BTS - Random everyday texts with Boyfriend Jin

Texting BTS - Random everyday texts with Boyfriend Namjoon

Texting BTS - Random everyday texts with Boyfriend Jimin

Texting BTS - Random everyday texts with Boyfriend Hoseok

Texting BTS (Rapper Line) - Sending them their lyrics

Texting BTS - When they eat the saved cake

Texting BTS - When they’re jealous of the dress

Texting BTS (Groupchat ver.) - Jungkook Confesses to Taehyung’s sister

Texting BTS (Yoongi Edition) - The Savage Couple

Texting BTS (Taehyung Edition) - The emoji 😄

Texting BTS - Yoongi’s Confession

Texting BTS (Jungkook Edition) - “Ice cream without me”

Texting BTS - Catching them offgaurd

Texting BTS - Jungkook has a very serious question

Texting BTS - Pregnant Mood Swings

Texting BTS - Jin and his jokes aren’t tolerated

Texting BTS -  Sometimes he’s a fuckboi

Texting BTS (Yoongi Edition) - Troublesome Child

Texting BTS (Jimin Edition) - “Guys with nice thighs have nice behinds”

Texting BTS - Jungkook is finally twenty

➼ Texting BTS - Coming Soon


All Fake Snaps

BTS on Snapchat - Bestfriend Jungkook on your story

BTS on Snapchat - 95z as your bestfriends

BTS on snapchat - Best friend Min Yoongi

BTS on Snapchat - Bestfriend Park Jimin; it continues

BTS on Snapchat - The ultimate bff (Bestfriend Jimin series pt3)

BTS on Snapchat - Bestfriend Kim Taehyung; it continues

BTS on Snapchat - Married to Jeon Jungkook (Pt.1/3)

BTS on Snapchat - Married to Jeon Jungkook (Pt.2/3)

BTS on Snapchat - Cooking with the BFFL (Jin Edition)

BTS on Snapchat - Married to Jeon Jungkook (Pt.3/3)

BTS on Snapchat - He can be annoying at times (Bestfriend Jimin series pt4)

BTS on Snapchat - Bestfriend turned boyfriend (Bestfriend Jimin series pt5)

BTS on Snapchat - Teasing Best Friend Taehyung (Bestfriend Taehyung series pt3)

BTS on Snapchat - Throughout the years with boyfriend Hoseok

➼ BTS on Snapchat - Coming Soon


Fake Texts & Snaps Combo

Fake Chats Combo - HS!Taehyung is your sidekick


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startoftimeaplin  asked:

;-; Hello Can you tell us what's your favourite things about Sam Winchester, please ? Why we should love him ? Because i don't saw a lot of metas or just post about him without cas or dean (and of course i love them both but i need this pleaase)

Hi! 

I do post about Sam I promise :) I just get so many asks about Dean / Cas and Destiel that it’s not as common.

I’m actually thinking right now about Sam… about… well, WTF happened with the whole demon blood / hunger games kids bumping each other off thing in season 2? What was that all about? Cos in the end, Sam is Lucifer’s true vessel? So… he didn’t earn that right, that was about his blood and lineage, so, was this a separate thing? Was this a Boyking thing? Could Sam have been Lucifer’s vessel AND King of Hell?

I’m honestly just a little confused…

Anyway, I have a tag for Sam, specifically my endgame wishlist for Sam which is #give sam a dog and #give sam a dog and a magic book and #Witch!Sam because I LOVE the idea of Witch!Sam.

Witch!Sam is my jam because for me TFW’s endgames are:

Sam - Self forgiveness, releasing himself from guilt

Dean - Self acceptance, liking himself

Cas - Self worth, a sense of belonging

Witch!Sam fits with the self forgiveness and releasing himself from guilt arc because a huge part of this is the supernatural element within himself and his guilt / cleanliness issues around the demon blood. I could talk for hours about how he represses this through food. Did Sam really have such a big thing about clean eating before the demon blood? It wasn’t at all on the same scale, plus as @super-sootica pointed out to me a while back, the whole Sully thing was a clear exposition of this, of his repressed desire for Candy and a way out of hunting etc etc and how this fits with being reconciled in his endgame. Yeah, I could also go on for hours about food meta in this show.

Accepting that he might have a Supernatural skill, innate within him and that it can be a force for good would be absolutely amazing for his endgame.

Sorry to bring it back to this, but as a clear mirror of Sam accepting the Supernatural within himself, Dean’s would be loving and being loved in return by a Supernatural being, one that he didn’t believe existed, that he thought were too good to exist, that his mother put up on a pedestal, telling him they were watching over him, one who tells him he will watch over him (and I head canon one day he will tell Cas he will watch over HIM) and certainly one he thinks, or used to thin, before his endgame, is too good for him. Yeah, so you see, I always come back to Destiel because it just FITS their individual arcs dammit and is a perfect mirror here for Sam’s endgame arc within himself.

Anyway, SAM. Yes, my personal head canons are:

- Sam wanted to escape but now he has reconciled the scholarly side and the hunting side within himself, he will be a perfect MoL/Hunter reconciled community leader, the scholar (while Cas is the strategist and Dean is the hands on teacher).

- Sam x dog, for sure.

- Sam x Eileen, yes dammit I want Eileen.

- Witch!Sam

- Sam x actual food. Not rabbit food. Sam x candy when he damn well wants it (and sharing a massive bag of skittles with Cas, who also loves Candy, while Dean munches down on his toffee popcorn and they all watch Netflix together please).

- Sam x Dean ultimate bro-tp. Supportive, caring, equal footed brothers and no more child/parent dynamic.

- Sam x Cas ultimate bro-in-law / BFF - tp. Going on runs, sharing candy, playing pranks on Dean, bonding over shared books, scholarly stuff, farmers markets and art.

- Sam x HAPPINESS.

Diary (Draco)

Requested- Could you write a Draco imagine where the reader and him and ultimate bffs like Ron and Harry or something and she finds like a diary or something with really cute fluff like SO MUCH FLUFF!!!! Idk ur the writer but like the reader finds something of his that shows his feelings

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You sat in the boy’s dorm just like usual. The other Slytherin boys were all used to it, as you and Draco were best friends in Hogwarts.

“Hey y/l/n, waiting for Malfoy?” A dark haired boy with pretty amber eyes greeted you with a smile, you recognized him as one of the Prefects.

“Yeah,” you smiled back, “where is he?”

“No idea. He’d be back soon I suppose,” said the boy. He left the dorm after a few seconds.

You got annoyed by how slow Draco was, so you started looking around Draco’s place. His belongings were placed neatly around the room as you remembered, but this time there was something else on his bedside table. His notebook? You thought and picked up the leather covered book. You flipped through the notes quickly, then realised that it was a diary. You chuckled at the thought of him writing and started reading.

1st September

Back to school, I guess. At least I’d get to see y/n and make fun of Potter. Father’s got me this diary thing, I’m not sure what he wants me to do. 

You flipped some more pages, and stopped when you saw your name again.

4th October

Today has been one of the best. Y/n and I had so much fun at the Black Lake. I was surprised that she wasn’t pissed when I “accidentally” pushed her into the Lake. She smiled at me in a way that made me unable to look away. Merlin, she is so beautiful. Anyway, I think I’m sick. I got pushed into the Lake by her as well.

Your eyes widened completely as you read through it. You were surprised and stunned in disbelief by the words he wrote. Turning to another page, you eagerly read it once more.

24th January

Ok. I admit. I like her. But how on earth can I tell her? I don’t want to ruin our friendship… I’ll probably

As you heard footsteps coming, you shut the diary close and hid it behind your back. The door was opened in a second.

“Y/n! I went looking for you!” Draco walked in and grinned. You grinned back nervously, hoping that he wouldn’t notice your awkward behaviour. But unfortunately he did. “You’re behaving oddly.”

“I’m not!” You raised your eyebrows, “I’m perfectly normal.”

“What’s that behind your back?” He asked curiously, then he realised what you were holding. “Is that my- Hey give it back!” He threw himself onto you and tried to grab his diary, resulting you falling on to his bed with him on top of you. Draco got his diary back, but you two were now blushing crazily.

“Um- D-Draco…”

“Oh I-I’m sorry.” He got off you quickly and apologized. “Did you read it?”

“Only a little. I’m so sorry.” You looked down to your hands and blushed even more, although it seemed impossible. “You like me?”

“…Yeah, do you?” He asked, looking outside the window. You followed the direction of his gaze and saw the giant squid in the Lake.

You smiled and walked towards the boy, “I do, actually.”

He immediately looked back at your eyes as his whole face brightened up. “Are you serious!” You nodded and grinned, eyes also locking with his. He grinned back and hugged you. You were taken aback by his sudden move, but you hugged him back with your hands around his back. “Can I kiss you?” Without waiting for your answer, which was obviously a yes, he leaned in a planted a kiss on your lips with his hands on your hips. You smiled to the kiss and kissed him back.

“Jeez, we should have done this on 24th of January, when you finally admitted that you like me.”

“Y/n!” He laughed out loud. “Don’t you dare say another word about that stupid diary!”

You stuck your tongue out and laughed, too. “I bet Narcissa would want to know about what happened in May!”

“Don’t- you- dare-”

“You’ll never stop me!”


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Critical Role follows the story of Vox Machina, a ragtag group of misfits in a high fantasy setting who are all so, so flawed but, with their powers combined, keep on saving the day and (usually) making the world a better place!! Each character is played by a professional voice actor (it has been quite rightly called “improv theater with dice”) and this post is written for folks who’ve never played a tabletop RPG. Please watch/listen to Critical Role. Please.

SO HOW DOES IT WORK? 

Well, there’s the player characters, and the DM (Dungeon Master). The players are confronted with a situation put in front of them by the DM, which can be anything from “a monster attacks you” to “a man jumps up from a nearby table in the tavern, points at you, and starts screaming about how you killed his wife,” and then the player must react in an in-character kind of way! Hence the “improv theater” part of it! All of the players AND the DM in Critical Role are, again, professional voice actors, so they’re pretty fucking good at that. It’s more or less an improvised radio play where the success or failure of an action is based on luck, aka the roll of a die. It can be anything from whether or not you can persuade someone to give you a 5% discount on potions, to if you can fight off a charm forcing you to try and kill all your friends. Good times.

And the story the DM, Matt Mercer, puts together is so fucking good that professional writer people like Patrick Rothfuss are huge fans (and he actually came on as a guest for an episode). I’ve laughed til I cried and I’ve cried because of the FEELINGS. It’s so good. It’s so good, you guys.

So, let’s get to the actual show, shall we? This is easiest to share if you watch THIS, which is the official character intros created by the actor folks. BUT I’M GONNA GIVE YOU A RUNDOWN ANYWAY! In alphabetical order!!! IT’S REALLY LONG BECAUSE I LOVE THEM ALL.

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