the tweak

WONDER TWEEK: Ugh! I was freaking out!

WONDER TWEEK: I was already on edge today, and fucking Clyde didn’t help at all!

MOSQUITO: It’s mosquito,….,.,,. bzz…

WONDER TWEEK: FDBHSBHDFhbdf!!! EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR CLYDE ALREADY!

MOSQUITO: Jeez okay.

WONDER TWEEK: Craig tried to help calm me down, but it wasn’t helping at all.

WONDER TWEEK: I didn’t want to wait for his mom to come pick us up, so I walked off on my own to try and calm down.

WONDER TWEEK: It didn’t work.

WONDER TWEEK: I was actually going to come back! But I couldn’t even get myself to think about being around Craig right after that!

WONDER TWEEK: I was mortified! Agh!!!

WONDER TWEEK: So I went home to try and chill out there instead.

WONDER TWEEK: Still didn’t work!

WONDER TWEEK: I just sat in my bed for an hour until it was time to come here.

WONDER TWEEK: I had to carry Stripe’s cage all the way to the base, alone.

WONDER TWEEK: Do you know how heavy that cage is?! There’s a reason why Craig and I both took her to my house.

WONDER TWEEK: And we were gonna come back to my house, too! He had his outfit here!

WONDER TWEEK: He probably had to write down a new S on a piece of paper because he left his usual one at my house! RGGGghGHGHghh

WONDER TWEEK: rRRrRTHHGHGH AND NOW NONE OF US EVEN KNOW WHERE HE IS!!! WHAT IF HE DIDN’T GET TO MAKE A NEW S ON HIS SHIRT BECAUSE HE WAS KILLED?! 

WONDER TWEEK: IF THERE WAS A MURDERER IN HIS HOUSE HE WOULDN’T HAVE GOTTEN KILLED IF YOU DIDN’T FUCK EVERYTHING UP!!! HE WOULD HAVE CAME TO MY HOUSE INSTEAD!!!!!

MOSQUITO: He’s– he’s not dead, though.

WONDER TWEEK: YOU DON’T KNOW THAT! NO BODY DOES! DHSUYFH(DYSFUIHUY*ES(UIR#KWR!!!!!!!!!

anonymous asked:

Tweek hows it going knowing your boyfriend walked out on the franchise?

Craig: You’re right, I should’ve been a better boyfriend, sorry babe.

Tweek: S-same here… Our heads were just kinda j-jumbled up at the time…

Clyde: Is thiS Your blOG!? HEY GUYS IT’S ME MOSQUITO, ANY lADIES OUT THERE? I’m siNGl 

Craig: YOU’RE RUINING OUR MOMENT GET OFF OUR BLOG ASSHOLE.

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