the turret

Mission 02 : 2nd Test Fight

Uploaded a short and rough recording of todays test flight. The tile map is more polished now and all enemy types are doing their job. We must tweak the shooting accuracy of the turrets, though. In the current state, it’s very easy to dodge the bullets. The new mini generators aren’t destructible yet and also the particle effects are still wip, but things are progressing.

“I tracked down the source of the biter and spitter attacks, and using the standard Logis-Tech “Turret Creep” battle tactic I was able to destroy the base. I heard a bizarre sound coming from the remains of the hive, so I went to investigate.

… It’s worse than we thought. These creatures are powered… by anime.”

Little Factorio-inspired doodle of Lancer, having discovered some… unsavoury Alien Artifacts. 

For context, in older versions there was a placeholder sprite for alien artifacts that basically looked like a JRPG character trapped in a bubble, it’s since been changed but I will fondly remember the silly days of alien waifu technology.

(Quick reupload of the picture to fix a line or two)

ghtxer  asked:

Turd turrets ? Don't know about that but the turds in your butt hole um can I masturbate with your firm lady turds ?

Wha-ever gets you there mate. I haven’t used the expression turd turret in a while so you’re pretty deep up my ass already.

Another bomb hit the forward turret of the South Dakota. Exploding atop the heavily armored roof, this blast had nowhere to go but up and out. Every officer on the battleship’s bridge except one hit the deck. That officer was Thomas Gatch.
The ship’s captain was standing on a catwalk forward of the conning tower, watching the Enterprise ahead of him through the evening mist.
The popular commander, who prized a certain kind of honor from studying Napoleon’s wars, the literature of Shakespeare, and the history of the War Between the States, would say later that “it was beneath the dignity of a captain of a U.S. man-of-war to duck for a Japanese bomb.”
The reward for his bravado was a spray of shrapnel that nicked his jugular vein.
As the chief quartermaster hastened to pressure the wound, the ship’s doctor made his way to the bridge. Rumors flew that Gatch was near death. For him, readiness to do battle put everything else belowdecks. Spit and polish—out. Regimentation for its own sake—out. Discipline as a means of encouraging anything other than fighting efficiency—out. His medical condition was the chief topic among the crew for days.
—  Neptune’s Inferno, by James D. Hornfischer
Overwatch Update 1.9 Patch Notes

Hero Updates


New Ability: Torblefeet

  • “Torblefeet” replaces Torbjorn’s “Build Turret” ability. Torblefeet increases Torbjorn’s speed by 500% for a period of 8 seconds, with a 10 second cooldown.
  • Torbjorn’s Rivet Gun has been removed.

Developer Commentary: With Torbjorn what we wanted to create was a sort of stealth flanker character that sprints between enemy’s legs and whacks their knees with his hammer. However, many players used him more defensively, setting up his turret in a defensible location and using his Rivet Gun to kill anybody that tries to come near it. With the removal of the Rivet Gun and the addition of Torblefeet, players are now encouraged to play Torbjorn as a more mobile harasser type character, snapping the enemy team’s puny shins and pathetic ribcages, all the while collecting their bones to craft his horrible trinkets of protection.

“Now show us what you can do, Symmetra…”

The indoctrination was real. 

I wonder how far Vishkar went in order to ensure her loyalty. 

She has been theirs for too long. 

quick sketch while my laundry dries

“Everyone is protected!” -Symmetra

Context: So basically on Quck Play, I had to defend Temple of Anubis. So naturally I picked Symmetra. Then the next player picked Torbjorn. But then the third player picked Torb as well. So everyone picked Torb except me, who is taller than everyone. As a result, we won protecting the first base. :)