Everybody can get mad at Joseph for cheating with Robert but y'all forget that the game dev's said that the reason they never show Crish Christiansen is because the baby supposedly looks like Robert. Looks like Mary and Joseph BOTH GOT ROBERT DICK.
Woah, woah, woah, wait
Was that one of the devs making a silly joke,
Or was that supposed to be canon information?
Because, if that’s supposed to be canon then I am absolutely lose my shit. That means that, not only did Joseph cheat on Mary, both Mary (sexually) cheated on Joseph, too.
Which means we have a lot of people who need to start rethinking themselves and taking a good, hard look at Robert and Mary because what the absolute fuck, Robert, and Mary….Just, what??
Edit: This also means that there is WAY MORE behind the Joseph/Mary/Robert story than we ever thought there was, if it is canon. Oh my God.