the tr0ll talks

au where historia is a princess and ymir is her knight and while traveling their cart gets attacked by some bandits and ymir gets pissed off bc she’s sworn to protect historia and she goes to fight the bandits but like 5 seconds in she just

you guys cant fight for shit no wonder ur raiding carts your holding your weapons like ur five

long story short historia gets along w the one named reiner and he’s just a big sweetie and ymir likes the shy quiet one bc he’s quiet that means he says fewer stupid things