the touching thing

dragonslover1  asked:

When I was a teen, I got 10 free issues of a popular teen magazine (Cosmo Teen or somesuch). In one of them, an article was on sex, an gave the rules of it. One of the things it touched on was when a girl was no longer allowed to say "no", which was when she made it to a bedroom with a boy. I reiterate, I was 14 and reading this. And it was telling TEENAGE GIRLS that they WERE NOT ALLOWED to say "no" after reaching the bedroom, because at that point, they were leading the boy on. 1/2


silvermaze  asked:

Hello! If you're still doing the five sentence thing...(Dramione) "I know you still hate me Granger, but I won't give up."

“I know you still hate me, Granger, but I won’t give up.”

Pansy continued to stir her potion and glared at Draco through the light blue steam, asking, “That’s it? That’s the best you can do?”

Throwing his hands in the air, Draco spun and flopped unceremoniously onto Pansy’s bed. The room was empty, thankfully, except for the soft bubbling of the potion Pansy said was a hair conditioner or something, he hadn’t been paying attention to be honest. Parchment crinkled in his hand as he crushed his latest attempt at speech notes to reconcile enough with Gryffndor’s Princess to make living in the Head’s Dorm bearable.

“Then what should I do?” he whined, crushing her pillow over his face.

“Stop touching my things, first of all, and then just go start with I’m sorry.”

Send me a ship and a sentence and I’ll write the next five

So what if once Rosie and John move back in Sherlock is doing all he can to keep off the cigarettes. Cause he knows the risks of secondhand smoke and while he was sure John would be just fine, he’s taking NO chances with baby Watson. So he buys the patches. But some days he needs to do something, the nervous energy is too much. So he gets the gum and the chewing helps but he finds that just occupying his mouth isn’t enough. So he starts buying lollies in bulk to give something to do with his hands. And the lollies, in conjunction with the patches, help considerably. And then he notices how John stares whenever he’s got a lolly in his mouth. He licks his lips more often, his eyes dart away guiltily whenever Sherlock catches him staring, and he clenches his fists in a way that Sherlock’s come to know as his “I want to touch the thing but I can’t touch the thing” clench. 

So he starts playing it up purposely. Pursing his lips around the lollies as he pulls it out every so often, letting his lips get shiny with sugar and saliva. He Lets the candy push his cheeks out obscenely as he holds them in his mouth. He twirls the stick in his fingers, 

Finally, John snaps. “That’s obscene, you know,” he tells him, clearly frustrated.

“What’s that John,” Sherlock will ask, tapping the lolly against his lips, staring off into space, knowing exactly what John’s talking about.

“What you’re doing to that candy. You know, people charge by the hour for that kind of thing.”

“Then you should be happy, you’re getting it at a discount,” Sherlock replies with a smirk. 

“Oh, for the love of,” John grumbles, walking away. 

Sherlock’s voice stops him, “John.”

John turns back to him, hands on his hips. “What?”

Sherlock smiles, shoving the lolly back in his mouth. Sucking it in. Then, around the candy he asks, “want a taste?”

It takes three blinks for John to walk over to him, hold Sherlock’s face in his hands and say, “oh God, yes,” before pulling the lolly from Sherlock’s mouth to kiss him. 

things ive overheard kids say

-“get your hair,,, off,,, my dinosaur”
-“id marry a t rex”
-“i was born with lobster teeth”
-“and so there i am, screaming, four peanuts shoved up my ass–”
-“no sexy time for rich white men”
-Teacher: “we’re gonna have some observers in here”
Student 1: “can we feel them or is this like a look-dont-touch thing”
Student 2: “no of course dude you can touch them just,,, rub your hands all over their faces”
-*yodelling “if you love me let me go” in the very back of the bus*
-high white kid @ me: “i was born in africa but you werent you know how i know that im black and youre not”
-Teacher: “and overall it was very moderate”
Student: “if you or a loved one have ever suffered moderate to severe plaque psoriasis”
-Teacher: “i mean they couldve used something else like what else does fat come from? sheep, chickens–”
Student: “humans”
-“okay but how do we KNOW jesus didn’t have a chinese half brother”
-“and i was like ‘why would you put cheese inside a bronze scultpure’”
-some kid in the hallway as soon as the class us quiet: “maybE THATS WHY THIS COUNTRY IS A MESS”
-“yo wanna snort some cheerio dust”
-“guys,,, emilee has the softest eyelashes”
-“pretty sure the missionaries only wanted the opium”

To: Evan Hansen <> 

From: Connor Murphy <> 

Subject: Long Time No See

Dear Evan Hansen,
We’ve been way too out of touch! Things have been crazy, and it sucks that we don’t talk that much. But I should tell you that I think of you each night
I rub my nipples and start moaning with delight
 I’ve gotta tell you, life without you has been hard bad rough, and I miss talking about life and other stuff. I like my parents I love my parents but each day’s another fight. If I stop smoking drugs crack pot then everything might be alright. I’ll take your advice, I’ll try to be more nice, I’ll turn it around, wait and see! 'Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention, it’s easy to change if you give it your attention. All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be.
Sincerely, Me 

anonymous asked:

why are short nails sensory hell for you? i'm just curious because long nails are hell for me and i'm curious about a feeling thats opposite to mine! (if that makes sense)

i absolutely cannot stand the feel of the tops of my fingers touching things !!!! i like to touch things with the palms of my hands and something the pads of my fingers but absolutely never the tips/tops of my fingers !!!! 

anonymous asked:

Lucifer ,So I'm curious whenever we see you sitting down, your always in a different position, do you not find chairs comfortable or is it something else

“Ah - suspiciously observant of you…”

“To be honest, I am not terribly fond of things touching my back. Maybe it’s an angel thing… or a cage thing.” 

anonymous asked:

So we go on spring break in about a week and a half, and I'm probably going to have to wear a swim suit (scratch that- I'll definitely be wearing a swim suit lol). I recently started a new exercise routine where I do 100 crunches, then 100 to the right and 100 to the left, and then 50 of those heel touch things and some leg stuff. If I do this like every day or almost everyday for the next week and a half and eat 800-1000 calories, do you think I'll be able to get my waist from 24.5" to 21-22.5?

Honestly I think you’ll struggle to lose that many inches in a week, but exercising daily will still help improve your body before you go on spring break so stick with it anyway!


older!Corvo and older!Daud meeting someplace out-of-the-way for a smoke for @yellowcandy