then if he just kissed her like 6 more times she would figure out who killed jason blossom, get the drive-in back in business, reunite the 7 kingdoms and sit on the iron throne, develop the nightblood cure to save everyone from radiation, find both carmen sandiego and waldo, win the great british bake off, and become america’s next top model
Hi Ann, look at what you’ve done. Thank you for the pain.
1. “I used Corruption because I trusted you”. All this scene is sort of heartbreaking. Chuuya trusts Dazai so much it physically pains me. He hasn’t used Corruption in FOUR YEARS, and then Dazai comes and says “let’s do it like the old times” / “yes, why not, I’ll just put my life in your hands like I did countless of times despite the fact that you betrayed me and I haven’t heard from you in FOUR FRIGGING YEARS and I could literally die in front of your eyes”. WHO DOES THAT????????? Chuuya Nakahara, apparently. That being said, I can’t believe my favorite skk moment is also the moment that makes me raging THE MOST. Of course I’m still outrageously bitter because Dazai literally called him partner, folded his clothes (yes, I’m bringing back the vintage receipts here), washed his face from the blood and then…left him there??? WHAT THE FUCK DAZAI???
2. When they pull the power couple aesthetic. When they actually work together as a team, they are mesmerizing to watch. You can see that the roots of their partnership are still there, that they know each other so much that sometimes they don’t even need words to communicate. They are not Soukoku for nothing, after all.
3. When Chuuya fake killed Dazai (aka, Soukoku in a nutshell). Ah this is such a powerful moment, the cherry on top of a scene where Dazai did everything he could to push Chuuya on the verge of murder, just to see him almost doing it. I can’t help but think how liberating this gesture must have been for Chuuya, he finally let out a little bit of his frustration (that’s why he was there in the first place. After four years he’s still bugged by him, he still wants some sort of revenge, he still needs a closure Dazai is not willing to give him). But that’s it. You can say you’ll kill him all you want, my little Chuuya, but will you really? I don’t think so, because you care and love him so much it’s almost painful to watch. And if you, Dazai, could stop toying with him every chance you get, I’d really appreciate it. Thank you very much.
4. Every time Dazai reminds Chuuya that he knows everything about him. Tell us more about those moves and those thrusts Dazai, we’re all ears.
5. DORKS. First of all, I want Dazai saying “CHUUUYAAAAAA” as the sound people hear passing next to my grave. Second. I feel so robbed because in the manga Dazai actually laugh his ass off at Chuuya’s “little rich girl” impression.
- bonus: all the official art involving them is a blessing sent from the gods, I think that Bones ships them as much as we do if not more (remember the park date one? HONESTLY). But there’s one that has has a special place in my heart:
LISTEN. L I S T E N. I could talk about this art literally for two days straight because ??? You can try to convince me all you want, but this is made to be somehow romantic. Look at the way Dazai is tilting his chin up, it looks like he’s waiting for a kiss. And Chuuya is looking in our direction but if he was to look down he’ll be right above Dazai’s lips and ???? WHAT THE FUCK??? Not to mention what’s probably the most fucked up thing here that is THE FLOWERS. It’s a Camellia Japonica, or Japanese Quince, and they are the symbol of love, temptation, passion and deep desire. That’s it y’all. I’m out. I don’t even know what to say anymore. Soukoku might not be canon, but sure as hell they are baiting it…a lot.
Asking idols to speak in English. Doesn’t matter Whether they can or they can’t.
Asking for your bias when they are not the ones broadcasting and/or are clearly not present.
Spamming comments asking for them to do/say something for you. They are not a performing monkey. Once or twice ok, but stop copying and pasting the same thing 400 times.
Asking people who have left idol groups why they left or to talk about the group/members.
“Any army here? XD”
Bringing up other idols/groups on broadcasts/videos/posts not relevant to them.
Asking “who is this?/who are you?” When it’s been answered already mUlTipLe times and is in the tiTLe/DescriptiOn OF THE VIDEO/BROADCAST.
Referring to any idol sibling as “sibling of -insert name of more famous sibling-” instead of their own name.
Boy groups Vs Girl groups
Sexy Vs Cute
Saying inappropriate or sexual things DIRECTLY to idols.
Stanning strictly because of looks then Unstanning when they change up.
Private messaging idols, especially with nude photos.
Spreading leaked videos or photos.
“OMG THEY LOOK LIKE -insert Bangtan member-”
Trying to force people to believe your group is superior
KHipHop rappers VS Idol rappers
Annoying Sungoh of 24K cause you think he looks like V
Annoying Haewon of L.A.U because you saw his photo being used in a smutty Jin imagine.
Tagging THIS as BTS members. It’s B:ETA and J:ETA from ALPHABAT.
Trying to make them conform to your standards and way of thinking.
Perving on underage idols. Particularly if you are over 18.
Criticizing their bodies. Too fat, too skinny, no abs etc.
Attacking any girl within a 50 mile radius of oppa. Hate all you want to your friends and on your personal media but do not go to these girls (or guys cause I’ve seen that too) accounts and rage against them. You have no fucking right ok?
HanJoo and shoving ships into idols faces even after they’ve expressed their dislike for it. Again, keep it private.
Assuming Idol’s sexuality and/or asking them about it.
Seriously telling other fans to stay away from your bias as If you own them.
Koreaboos and random Korean that you learned from google.
“I only care about ‘x’ member.”
Putting down and/or disrespecting older or lesser known groups.
Calling members who leave groups traitors and treating them like they’ve done something wrong
Not letting idols be human
Not giving them the basic respect and courtesy every human deserves