At some point Tommy Wiseau was human, just like you and me. But one night a white glow bloomed into his bedroom, sweeping him up and away from this planet. After endless, agonizing torture, they finally broke him. He surrendered all that he knew about planet Earth. After their experiments were completed, they returned what was left of him and his mind back to his homeworld. So you see, Tommy Wiseau is neither alien nor human anymore, but somewhere in between.