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I love twice a lot, they’re my #2 fav girl group, but nayeon really rubs me the wrong way. I’m already kind of annoyed that she starts of every single title track, and they always give her way more lines when Jihyo and Jeongyeon have great vocals. And her teeth admittedly bother me a little bit. And she’s been kind of bitchy towards other members.
Liked, Commented and Subscribed - Chapter 1 - Royal Society of Pandas (Abarcelos) - Haikyuu!! [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
By Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 17/17
Fandom: Haikyuu!!
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Kozume Kenma/Kuroo Tetsurou, Akaashi Keiji/Bokuto Koutarou, Iwaizumi Hajime/Oikawa Tooru
Characters: Kuroo Tetsurou, Kozume Kenma, Akaashi Keiji, Bokuto Koutarou, Iwaizumi Hajime, Oikawa Tooru, Hinata Shouyou, Haiba Lev
Additional Tags: YouTube, Friends to Lovers, Slow Build, a bunch of youtuber references, will update the tags as the story progresses, kuroo swears a lot, Barely there Kagehina, Attempt at Humor, I like to think I’m funny, Everyone is very gay, Just assume any ship can show up at any given time with little screentime, and also all the characters, Drinking Games, Mutual Pining, Light Angst, it has been pointed out to me that this is not in fact Light Angst, SO, Heavy Angst, Eventual Happy Ending

“ ‘Hey, Bokuto?’ Kuroo interrupted his friend. They were both sitting on his couch, Bokuto telling some silly story that happened the previous weekend and Kuroo reading the comments on his latest video. He was quite happy with how it turned out – a lot of people seemed to enjoy it and he even saw a few memes on tumblr titled ‘The actual signs as Kuroo’s signs’. There was only one thing bothering him.
'Yeah, bro?’ Bokuto answered, a little annoyed for having his great story be interrupted.
'Do you know who Kozume Kenma is?’ ”

Everyone is a youtuber and tumblr ships KuroKen. A lot.

First Impressions This Season

So it’s a week into this season and every show has had at least one episode now (I think). I’ll go through what I’ve watched and say what I think so far. I guess spoilers for episode 1, but are those really spoilers?

Gabriel Dropout

The premise is that after graduating angel or demon school said angels or demons go to earth and go to school there so that they can learn to be proper angels or proper demons. The main character is a decidedly unangelic angle that gets hooked on online games and becomes a shut in, while the rest of the cast is filled in with characters equally ill suited to their roles. This looks pretty entertaining and it’s basically Doga Kobo doing what they do best. It doesn’t seem like a show that I’m going to remember down the road, but it’s a nice moe SoL to watch. The humor has been pretty good too, so I’ve got decent expectations from it. 

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Little Witch Academia

I’m super excited for LWA and the first episode was great. The original OVA that was kick started was fantastic and set this all in motion, so that alone is kind of cool to see. I’d call the show a moe SoL, but it’s really a Trigger SoL with moe elements. Is it moe? I don’t even know lol, but I’ve got high expectations for it and I don’t think Trigger is going to let me down. They are good at the over the top crazy, and I think that they can do a great over the top wacky magical shenanigans show. Definitely high hopes for this show. 

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Kono Subarashii no Sekai ni Shukufuku wo! 2 (Konosuba s2)

That mouthful of a title aside, it’s more konosuba. The animation seems like it’s even more “quality” than last season, but that doesn’t bother me too much. The kinda cobbled together sometimes almost bad animation kinda adds to the show. But there is probably a limit to that and I hope they don’t find it lol. The Star Wars credits were a hilarious way to start off this season, and I hope that it continues to amuse me as much as it has already. I’ve got decent expectations of this show, but I’m not holding out for it to be incredible. 

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Demi-chan wa Katatirai 

The premise of this show is that there are demi humans in the world and the teacher of this school is interested in learning more about them by interviewing them. Naturally a bunch of them end up at his school so this gets to happen. I was a little concerned about the possible weird teacher-student relationships that this sort of show can get into, but after two episodes I don’t think it will be like that at all. The cast seems pretty alright, with Hikari and the teacher being great characters. I’ll watch this show just for Hikari’s antics even if it somehow gets worse. I don’t think this will be an amazing show, but once again a nice cute SoL to fill the time. 

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Kobayashi-san Chi no Maid Dragon

Sort of an unexpected title for Kyoani to be adapting, but it seems to be working so far. The premise is that Tohru (the dragon) becomes Kobayashi’s maid because on a drunken adventure Kobayashi pulled a holy sword out of her and then said she could stay with her. I picked up the first volume of the manga awhile back because buy two get one free sales make me do silly things and I really enjoyed it. There is a nice amount of good jokes and then some just funny moments with Tohru being a dragon and doing dragon things. I expect this to keep me thoroughly entertained, but it probably won’t be one of Kyoani’s truly marvelous show. Gonna be hard to follow Hibike S2 lol. 

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So ya, that’s what I’ve watched for this season. I don’t know if I’ll really get around to anything else this season, but these at least all look like they’ll be fine watches. I have the most hope and expectations from Little Witch Academia, and I’m particularly excited that it is 2 cour. 

anonymous asked:

URGENT cause it's really bothering me and making "dysphoria" worse. So, I've been questioning myself a lot I guess and it has to do with the fact that when I refer to myself with the right pronouns and titles I feel weird, but if someone else does it it feels right. Is this normal? I haven't been out for super long so that might have something to do with it

Charlie says:

yes, this is normal!! You’ve been in your own body with whatever pronouns and names for the longest, so taking time yourself to adjust is understandable :)

anonymous asked:

What did the copa del rey against real make you feel like given that it was atleti's first win over them after 14 years if i'm not wrong? And the liga title won at camp nou? Sorry if i'm bothering you, i just love hearing you talk about atletico and your love for them

omg you don’t bother me! Thanks a lot for asking me this kind of questions because I love them.

So the secondary effect of so many years of frustration is that you don’t believe that anything good is going to happen to the team. There was a nickname for Atleti: “el pupas” which is more or less “the disgraceful one” that thankfully is disappearing thanks to these last years, but you know, there was this general feeling when Atleti was about to achieve something good when everybody thought “well, they’re going to fuck up.”

Okay, so back when “el pupas” was a correct nickname for Atleti, we were about to play a CdR final against RM, in their own stadium no less. It had all the ingredients for Atleti to honour its nickname, so my hopes weren’t high at all. The only positive thoughts in my mind were that Atleti had already played 2 finals with Cholo (the Europa League and the Supercup) and they had won both, so maybe they were more competitive than I was expecting. 

Winning CdR was out of this word, To be honest I get so nervous during important matches, that I can’t really remember how I lived the first 90 minutes, but I know that I screamed so much when Miranda headed that beautiful assist by Koke. But it was only the minute 8 in the extra-time, Atleti had 22 minutes more to Atletify the match. My heart raced so fast, I covered my eyes whenever RM was attacking, I yelled at the TV… When it finished I felt like I had done the most intense work-out of my life, but al the stress disappeared when I saw the players celebrating, it was amazing.

As for La Liga, it was a bit the same. Atleti defying all odds, challenging the 2 most powerful teams in the world with a squad of hard-workers. Winning most of the matches by 1-0. People thinking “Ya caerán…” (They will fall), nobody really believed they could do it except those who had to believe: Cholo and the players. It was again the biggest possible scenario, we could lose the trophy we had worked for a year in the very last minute, against the best player in the world. We had a lot to lose.

Arda and Costa, our best technical player and our top scorer, were injured before the minute 25, the team had only 1 substitution more for the rest of the match. Alexis scored 10 minutes later an impossible goal… Everything seemed lost. That pessimism in my head, “el pupas” phantoms, I really thought it wasn’t possible. Then Godin scored and the rest was Atleti defending like I had never seen them do it before. The players were exhausted (it was pretty obvious in the UCL final a week later), but they kept on fighting. Then Barça scored again and everything was over again. Those seconds until I saw the ref calling the goal illegal (it wasn’t) were the longest ever because there was no way Atleti could score another goal at that point. We hadn’t received too much ref help that year, it was a bit the contrary, but seems that the good luck played in our favour for once.

The match finished and I felt dizzy, exhausted as if I had defended every corner kick. And I was very happy, but the disbelief was so strong that I just could stare at the TV, seeing our players hugging and crying. The previous time Atleti had won La Liga I was 8 so I couldn’t remember it that well, it was new for me, and for sure it was unforgettable.

This post ended up being a bit longer as I had planned, but I hope it wasn’t too boring :)

The wonderful @raindrop-rouge and the lovely @pureren both tagged me on this. Thank you so much, you two. <3

Favorite anime? Oof, I struggle so hard with declaring favourites. Well, Attack on Titan, of course. But I also love Nana, both seasons of Clannad, Black Butler, Durarara, Ore Monogatari, No.6, Lucky Star, Wakako-Zake, Myself Yourself, Howl’s Moving Castle, Spirited Away, My Neighbour Totoro, and (new on that list) Kuzu No Honkai. I’m sure I even “forgot” some…I’m still tired.

Your worst anime? A lot. And since I didn’t even bother to remember their names I really can’t give you any title right now, sorry. 

Do you read the manga that goes along with the anime you watch? Depends. Sometimes yes, mostly no. Sometimes it’s even the other way around. 

Most favorite genre? Drama with a hint of humour and a good dose of angst/tragedy. Make me cry and give me interesting characters and I’m all yours. :P

Least favorite genres? Pure action. 

Favorite character? I truly am bad at this. But okay, it’s Levi. 

Least favorite character? Of every story I ever read/watched/…? Or wait, is this an all-anime/manga meme? Earl Alois Trancy! What a…I still can’t cope with what he did in the anime. 

Qualities you like in a character? “Quiet strength and quiet caring,“ to quote San’s answer on this. It sums it up quite nicely. <3

Short or long anime? Both. Even though I’m more likely to start shorter ones. 

Anime or manga? Both. It depends on my mood, the art style, the characterisations and the stories. But maybe anime has a bit of a lead.

How do you choose the anime you watch? To quote San again: “I need to hear about something A LOT before I go check it out myself.” And sometimes I just need something new and click on it to let myself be surprised. It worked quite well with Wakako-Zake, Black Butler, and Nana (points at first question). 

Skip or listen to intros/outros? “Listen for the first episode, and then only skip if I really don’t like to.” Yup. :) 

How do you cope if your friends or family don’t like you watching anime? My life, my hobby, and I’m over 30 years old, so…

Do you stop an anime midway if you don’t like it? Yes. And to quote San yet again "sometimes I don’t even have to actively dislike it, like if I’m not genuinely interested in the plot (at that moment) I’m gonna forget I was watching at all. I’ve dropped stuff I’d actually rather been enjoying and realized ages later :| whoops”

I’m tagging @pinkheichou, @glassesgirl0401, @dreamxxdream, @mongoose-bite, @perksofbeingawaifu, @synstruck@icecat45, (please feel free to ignore this if you don’t want to) and anyone who would like to participate.


Tales from the Crypt Episode 51: Werewolf Concerto 

There was another murder.

The guests of The Mountain Hotel and Resort were all terrified, some were refusing to continue their stay and others were demanding to know why the authorities had yet to be called.

Hannibal Lecter was doing neither.

He sipped his wine, smiling to himself as another set of guests went up to the Hotel manager, Frederick Chilton, shouting in the man’s face and demanding answers he could not give.

He licked his lips, remembering the taste of the man he’d slaughtered the night before the feeling of the blood in his mouth as it hit his tongue and the meat as it slid down his throat.

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I Forget Myself [Bucky Barnes x Reader] Part 1/2.

I intended for this to be a one shot, but it got away from me. The next part will have a lot of Bucky, so don’t worry. 

Title: I Forget Myself

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader

Request: Sequel to Right Here Waiting

Summary: Bucky escaped HYDRA, but you weren’t so lucky.

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Part ½:

Three Years Earlier


You didn’t bother to run. Bucky had taken the guard’s passkey and you didn’t know where another one was. You could weave through the halls all you’d like, even if you managed to survive in the confusion and chaos left behind in the Asset’s wake, the doors to the outside wouldn’t open for you.

So you stayed on the floor, trying to ignore the fact that you were covered in blood spatter that was slowly seeping through your clothes.

Brock Rumlow and his men found you after the screams and gunshots had died down. He stepped into the vault, taking note of the three dead guards before turning his gaze to you. Tilting your head up, allowing yourself to look at the carnage for the first time, you cringed.

Sneering, Rumlow grabbed you by the arm, hoisting you up and checking you over for injuries. When it became clear that the blood covering you was not your own, he shoved you towards one of his men and ordered him to lock you up in your room. He’d deal with you later.

There wasn’t anything for you to do besides wait. You wondered if the anticipation of your death was more terrifying than the real thing. You supposed you’d find out soon enough.

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these days (i can’t take too much) - part 1

Pairing: Bucky x Reader

Summary: Reader used to be a villain; a stone cold killer. But she doesn’t do that anymore. Helping the Avengers stop her old boss once and for all leads to a lot more than she bargained for, especially when it comes to Bucky Barnes.

Warnings: abuse, violence, language, torture, angst

A/N: hey guys, so i’m starting another series and this one is a lot darker. i hope you enjoy! there’s some pretty strong themes in this one so please read the warnings! hope you enjoy, please tell me what you think. (title is from these days by wet)

read part 2, part 3part 4part 5part 6, and part 7

You don’t bother looking up from the table as the door to the boardroom slams open. It’s obvious what’s going to happen – the Avengers walk in, talking loudly with each other, and at the sight of you sitting at their debriefing table they all fall silent. You slump a little further into your seat and pick at a knick in the wood for something to do. Awkward introductions have never been your thing.

“Took you all long enough,” Fury drawls from the head of the table, arms folded over his chest. As much as you hate being stuck in a room with the Avengers, at least you’re no longer alone with Nick Fury. You’re not stupid enough to think he is anything but your enemy, even given the current circumstances.

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Collab between me and @agreste-dupain-cheng​ !!                                             I had so much fun writting this fic with her :D she is so amazing and kind and her writing skills are hella good.

Alright so basically I have this headcanon that after the identity reveal Mari’s tendency to call Chat kitty never quite leaves her so she just goes around calling Adrien that all the time, and there were many scenarios and ideas in my head so this was made.

Word count: 2702

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Imagine Being Afraid that Barba Doesn't Love You Anymore

For @friendswhoblog “Can I have a Rafael Barba X reader where u think he doesn’t love u anymore bc he’s been hanging out with liv bc of the threats? Angst with a fluff ending?”

You knew that Rafael had been more stressed than normal. What with the threats he’d been receiving, as well as the added pressure he put on himself to stand his ground, he’d been very hard to live with. You didn’t question it for a while. You figured that if you were receiving death threats, you’d be a bit of a mess too. 

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Dear White People: About “People of Color” (POC)

this is post is the blog version of a vlog that i recently posted to my YouTube channel. the content is essentially the same, but feel free to check out both.

as you can probably tell by the title, this is going to be a rant. that said, i hope that something can be learned from it.

why have i titled this “Dear White People”?

  • even if white people aren’t solely guilty of what i’m about to talk about, i’m calling out white people specifically because i see white people of various countries doing this far more than anyone else.
  • if you yourself are white and you consider yourself to be an ally to people of color, this post was written specifically for you.

people’s misuse of the term “POC” or “people/person of color” and the various misconceptions that exist about how and when to use this term has bothered me for a long time. i see a lot of (white) people blanketly using this term to refer to any and everyone who who isn’t white.

you see, the problem with that is that the world consists of more than just white people and people of color.

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King of the Underworld (Chapter 3)

TITLE: King of the Underworld
AUTHOR: winterwolf57
CHARACTERS: Dean Winchester x Reader, Sam Winchester, Castiel
GENRE: Romance, fluff, smut in later chapters
SUMMARY: AU where Dean is Hades, King of the Underworld. 

“So you’re telling me that you really don’t see it?” 

“See what?” Dean asks without taking his eyes off you and his brother. “The way she smiles when you’re around. The way her eyes light up when she looks at you.” Castiel answered frustrated.

“Looks at me?” he turns his attention to Castiel, head titled slightly in confusion.

Castiel rolled his eyes. “You can be really clueless sometimes, and that says says a lot coming from me,” he shakes his head. “Whenever you’re together, she looks at you like she can’t see anything else; like you’re the most interest thing in a universe filled with interesting things. She looks at you as if you were magic, and you don’t even notice.”

A/N: Hi guys! Yeah I know this is long overdue. I’m excited for the next few chapters because I thought of adding a little drama to the story. Something, I think, that would possibly make you guys hate me a little. If I’m not too swamped, I’ll write it over the weekend. :)

P.S. Apollo is also known as the god of prophecies.

P.P.S. I suck at writing poems.

Tagging: @supernatural508, @aprofoundbondwithdean

If you missed the first few chapters, check them out here.

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Dimensionalist pt 2

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Dimensionalist pt 2

Avengers x reader x Avengers cast x (mentions) Jefferson [Once Upon A Time]

A/N: THIS IS SO OVER DUE AND I AM SO FREAKING SORRY. CHASE COLLINS (SEBBY STAN CHARACTER) WILL BE MAKING AN APPEARANCE X3 he is so hot in that movie. There will be smut with chase; however I will post that separately.


Genre: Humor, Adventure, Mystery

Rated: Everyone

Warning: swearing, different dimension

Author: Chris-Evans-Imagine

You were sitting on tony’s lab table, eating his blueberries as he researched about the different dimensions. Everyone was actually in here and Bucky was watching you. Tony stole some blueberries and you asked, throwing one up in the air.

“You know you can just ask me for information, Right?”

Tony shrugged and you rolled your eyes.

“Oh wait, you’re too smart for that right?”

Tony grinned at you and you smirked. You stretched and Steve walked in, holding six bags and you asked.

“Steve, what is that?”

Steve set the bags down and explained.

“It’s Chinese takeout. Thought we could-“


You hugged Steve and everyone chuckled. Steve rolled his eyes and grinned, taking out (favorite Chinese course) and handing it to you. You gasped and kissed Steve’s cheek.

“Oh my god, I love you. Thank you!”

You ran over to Bucky’s spot on the table and gave him a (fave side). He smiled and everyone started to eat. Tony exclaimed.

“Portal Pogo Stick! Come here, I think I found-“

“Sorry to invade on this moment, I need to borrow little Miss Muffet over here.”

Everyone turned and Sebastian widened his eyes. You looked up to see chase Collins, another one of Sebastian’s alter egos. Chase had on a smirk, eyes on you and you growled.

“Chase Collins, what a surprise.”

He grinned and you got up, walking slowly towards him. Natasha asked.

“(Y/n), what are you doing?”

You ignored and Chase explained.

“I see that somehow these egos’s got here. Hello Sebastian.”

You looked at Sebastian and Sebastian was looking at you with fear. He seemed to know that Chase was very dangerous and Chase ordered.

“Come with me, I might-“

“-We’re going nowhere. Tell me what you know then go back home.”

Chase chuckled and asked, getting in your face.

“Have you forgotten who you are speaking to? Don’t be afraid of the spider, Muffet.”

You glared and Chase grinned.

“Why would I be afraid of something so petty and tiny? If anyone should be afraid of a spider, it should be you.”

You stepped back and Chase pursed his lips.

“If you think you are going to intimidate me, it’s not going to work. If you’re going to tell me how to get these guys home, how about you go home. I don’t need your help.”

Chase started laughing and you were taken back. Suddenly, he was in front of you and he snarled right into your face.

“I wasn’t asking.”

You gasped and suddenly found yourself in a dark room, Chase grinning from in front of you. You fell away from him and he grinned even more.

“There is one way to get those ego’s out of our dimension-“

“-I know how to them out of here, Chase! I’m just not skilled enough to do it!”

Chase watched as you sat up and you whispered.

“I’m not…I’m not strong enough to do it. I might have the title of dimensionalist but dammit, I haven’t tried this before.”

Chase just smirked and kneeled in front of you, mocking you by putting on a whiny face.

“Oh little Miss Muffet is feeling sad because she’s a weak little brat.”

You scowled at him and Chase trailed a finger from your throat to your chin.

“I’m not letting you go till you give me something I want.”

You glared at him and asked.

“What do you want from me, Chase? Why bother me now?”

Chase grinned.

“I could feel the portal spark a lot more lately, meaning you’ve been portal jumping a lot. Why are you so active?”

“I have a job. “

“No, you’re killing all of your egos.”

You widened your eyes and chase whispered against your lips.

“I can sense the death of your ego’s hanging over you like a cloud, darling.”

You snarled.

“Get away from me, Chase. I know your intentions.”

“So you know that the only way for me to take you back is for you to ride me like a dirty whore?”

You growled.

“Where am I, chase?”

“On a vacant island somewhere in the Tropics.”

You glared and chase grinned. He whispered in your ear.

“So what’s it gonna be, little Miss Muffet?”


Bucky was going crazy; the egos were all wide eyed, Sebastian looking down into his lap.

“Where the fuck did they go?!”
Bucky yelled at Tony.

“Bucky, calm down! We’re gonna get her back somehow.”

Bucky looked at Steve just like he did when the helicarrier was crashing. Steve was taken back and everyone jumped when they heard the familiar voice of Jefferson fill the air.

“Gentlemen, please calm yourself. I might be able to track down your girlfriend.”

Bucky looked over at the ego and Robert stated.

“Ok, can someone tell me why Sebastian’s alter egos are the ones that keep showing up?”

Jefferson looked over and replied.

“Because we look just like her best friend and she has a very protective nature. However, there are many times when Mr. Evans alter ego’s show up. Now, back to the task at hand. The man you just saw was Chase Collins. He’s sort of like a demon-“

“-we know who he is. What does he want with my girlfriend though?”

Bucky asked.

“I do not know. I will tell you that since (Y/n) likes to portal jump on a daily basis, she meets people she should never have met.”

Steve asked.

“How do we get her back?”

“You wait for her.”

Bucky was about to protest when Thor picked up Jefferson by the throat.

“Do you think I will just stand here and wait for Lady (y/n)‘s return? For all we know, she could be getting hurt. We need to go save her.”

“How can you save someone when you don’t even know where they are?”

Thor was taken back and let Jefferson down. Jefferson scowled and put on his hat, turning.

“I can try to follow the sense of her soul but it will not be easy. Mr. Collins is smart as he knows I was here. And would be able to get to the girl.”

CE asked.

“How the hell are we gonna know if she’s ok or not, Jefferson?”

Jefferson turned to Chris and stated, tipping his hat.

“You won’t. If you’ll excuse me, I have a young girl to save….again.”

Jefferson walked to the elevator and Steve grumbled.

“This just keeps getting weirder and weirder.”

Wanda and Pietro exclaimed.

“We have to do something!”

Steve grabbed the bridge of his nose and looked up. Wanda admitted.

“I think Chase had more intentions than he let on…”

Bucky asked.

“Oh yeah, why is that?”

“Because he was thinking….dirty things about her…”

Bucky’s face drained of color and everyone got quiet. Natasha asked.

“Why did he keep calling her Miss Muffet?”

Sebastian answered, sitting on the floor.

“It was supposed to be an insult to another character in the movie that Chase is from.”

Clint stated.

“Meaning that Chase is referring to my daughter as innocent and plans on scaring her away?”

“More like scaring her into…”

Wanda closed her eyes and Bucky pressed on.

“Into what?”

“…making a deal with him.”

Bucky yelled.

“Just fucking tell-“


Wanda screamed. Bucky’s eyes widened then he clenched his hands.  Natasha observed.

“So this is really bad…”


You were laying on your side, a hand rubbing your side as you sobbed.

“You knew that this was going to happen, little miss muffet.”

You elbowed the man in the ribs, making him cry out in pain and you shot up, running out with your clothes in hand.

‘Gotta find a way out of here!’

“You think you can get away from me, darling?”

What seemed to be tendrils wrapped around your body and you gasped, squirming.

“You can’t get away from me that easily.”

You were turned and Chase’s eyes were that dark black and you screamed.

“Just let me go home, Chase! I never wanted this to happen! You are so fucking sick!”

“I’m the sick one? I’m not the one killing my alter ego’s because ‘I don’t want them to live my pain!’

He mocked. He brought you closer and snarled into your ear.

“No. You like the feeling of blood spilled along your hands. You like the feeling of killing because it feels so good.”

You stared at Chase in shock. He grinned and the weird tendrils started putting your clothes on for you. You were then glaring at him, tears in your eyes as you yelled when he transported you back.

“Burn in hell!”

“I already did.”



anonymous asked:

I know this is random but could you recommend any podcasts of any sort? Asking you because we've talked about movies and you used to make podcasts.

I’m probably not as experienced as I should be in podcasts but here are some I listen to or used to listen to regularly:


Stuff You Should Know: Two guys explore a huge range of topics in detail, going into the history, meanings, applications and amusing stories  about that topic. The guys that host it are easy to listen to and often make things quite interesting, without sacrificing accuracy. Find a topic you’re interested in and learn a few things.

Serial: Only listened to season 1 but this is a really in-depth exploration of a murder case and the people and circumstances involved. Very much forces the listener to hear the facts then make up their own mind about a very tricky case.

Hardcore History: The 5-part series on the Mongols was fascinating. I really gotta listen to more episodes.


Uhh Yeah Dude: The podcast that got me into podcasts. America from the eyes of two American Americans. Consistently very funny and you really warm to the hosts and their mannerisms. Worth listening to some clips on Youtube, most of their best bits can be found there.

Race Wars:  A white guy, a black guy, a Jewish woman and a gay guy all give their insights and talks about hot-topic issues. The two main hosts are both comedians and it’s really a comedy podcast more than anything else but their views on events are usually quite interesting. They also try to get on a lot of guests from different political backgrounds to hear different perspectives on things and will give anyone a chance to talk out their point of view. I love Kurt Metzger so I really enjoy this one.

Cum Town: If the title alone made you say ‘gross’ or didn’t make you at least smile then please don’t bother with this one. Incredibly offensive and amateur but makes me laugh harder than nearly anything else on the list. Kinda my go-to anti-tumblr detox podcast. Host Nick Mullen is one of the funniest guys I’ve ever heard but this one is not for the faint-hearted.

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Okay, guys, I’ve been joking around with this a little, but I honestly do need some help deciding what I’m going to write when the Alkahest is done (which it almost is). Some of the ideas are a little more fleshed out than usual, but here they are:

1: Lucius/Hermione. If you remember the first half of the Those Three Years drabble, it would be something along those lines – Lucius is trying to re-integrate with society. The main difference would be that Draco would be paired with someone else (I’m actually not super into “who will she choose” tropes, hence why I’m not making it about that).

2: Fred/Hermione/George. The basic premise of this is that Fred and Hermione had some Feels™ for each other during the war that never really got to see fruition. It would probably be sad as all fuck at first. Final pairing would be with George.

3: Draco/Hermione. Some of you may remember my drabble The Wedding Caper – I mentioned a few times that I was interested in making this a full-length fic where I spend a lot more time focusing on Draco bothering Hermione before basically continuing where the drabble leaves off.

4: Charlie/Hermione. Writing this drabble actually made me incredibly curious about this pairing. It would probably be a very feel-good fluffy kind of piece, and I think it probably wouldn’t be SUPER long, but obviously multi-chapter.

5: Draco/Hermione. This one has a title already, because it was honestly going to be my next project after I finished the Alkahest (like months ago before I got interested in all these other pairings). The basic premise of it is that as a method of rehabilitation, Draco has to spend a certain amount of time (a few years, minimally) without magic, living as a Muggle. Hermione’s the one that came up with the rehabilitation plan and she’d be his only contact with the wizarding world. It would be a very Draco-centric fic and written largely from his POV as he navigates his new Muggle life.

6. Harry/Hermione/Draco. I’ve never written a triad before and the thought scares the absolute bejeezus out of me. I really like the idea I had for my drabble – that Harry and Draco are already dating and are trying to convince Hermione to join them. It would probably be a really similar premise to my drabble for them, but more drawn-out and fleshed-out.

7. Tom/Hermione. I think a few of you have seen my drabbles on that subject, so obviously this would be a fairly dark fic instead of the usual fluffy humor I do. Probably a time-travel fic, with Tom being obsessive and Hermione being extremely reluctant. Happy ending not guaranteed and honestly unlikely. 

8. Sirius/Hermione/REMUS?. Since the triad cherry has already been popped, MAYBE? I don’t know. I really don’t. I’m already a little iffy on whether or not I can do any of the marauders justice so honestly this one is scary as all get-out. I’d make @shayalonnie help me. So scary. Fuck. I assume it would be a time travel fic, but honestly idk?

9. Harry/Hermione. I like Harmony and I think they’re cute together. My premise for this one is that Harry is happily dating Ginny and Hermione is happily dating Ron and then a thing happens that ruins everything and makes Harry and Hermione realize they have feelings for each other (unexpectedly). So this would not be for the faint of heart because some serious Weasley heart-breaking is gonna happen.

10: Draco/Hermione AU. I love writing AUs even if I don’t indulge in it very often. I don’t have a premise (well, more accurately, I have about a THOUSAND premises and I have not yet cut it down to one), but idk I just think AUs are fun.

for the purposes of voting, I’m not accepting anon asks as votes, because one of you sneaky motherfuckers is just gonna flood my ask box with anon shit. >:( I’M WATCHING ALL OF YOU. You can vote by sending in an ask (I won’t publish it, just make a note of the vote and delete it), reblogging, or responding, or even messaging me on tumblr. You can vote for multiple numbers (all ten, if you want, but why would you even do that). I’ll pick the top couple and focus on them as my next projects after the Alkahest is over.

Before anyone asks, I’m not doing a sequel to the Alkahest, but I do intend to make another fic that takes place AFTER it that would just be snapshots of their life together etc etc – probably prompt-centric. 

As a side note, if anyone wants to beta any of these new stories, please hit me up. I’m not used to working with betas, but I’m very bad at organizing, can make embarrassing typos, and often forget shit I’ve already established in my story – so if you have a good memory, can catch typos/weird sentences, or have a solid knowledge of general Briticisms (for when my dialogue gets too American-y), I’d love to work with you!

Pros: You get to read shit before it even gets published.

Cons: I’m probably really annoying to work with and you’ll have to be second-hand embarrassed of all my typos and slip-ups and lack of internal consistency. For reference’s sake, the Alkahest was done without a beta and I’m too lazy to go back and fix shit, so that’s what you’d be working with.


redlionlad  asked:

I have another question I hope it doesn't bother you D: how do you find a good title for the things you write? I was kind of inspired earlier and then I realized that I don't know how to give a good title to.. well, anything


Originally posted by petitosever

I enjoy answering questions. It might take me a day or two if I’m tired and it’s a long answer, but I LOVE this. Please, ask away!!!

There’s a lot of different ways you could get a title together, but I will give you examples of how I’ve done it so far with various fics, explaining how I came to this “type.”

  • One word title. This practice requires paring down to the core concept of your fanfiction and finding the one word that best explains it. Amen is an Edward Scissorhands oneshot about a fairly minor character, Esmerelda (the one convinced Edward was a demon). In it, I submit the idea that Esmerelda was subject to physical and spiritual abuse at a young age, and I trail “The Lord’s Prayer” through the narrative. You close such a prayer with “Amen” so I named the fic this. Unfurled is a Maleficent oneshot where she goes flying with Diaval for the first time since regaining her wings, I believe this one is mostly self explanatory. Sometimes there is a twist in the meaning, like with Broken (UndertaleXMSA crossover). One would think, by the first two chapters, I am referencing broken lives or broken hearts or something very sad. But toward the end of the third chapter, a character triumphantly states that it is the cycle of hatred and murder that has been broken, a victorious declaration that changes the understanding of the fic title.
  • Half a common phrase. I implemented this in the Thicker Than Water series (MSA) with the following titles: (revenge is a dish) Best Served Cold, (a fate) Worse Than Death, (actions speak) Louder Than Words, What Doesn’t Kill Us (makes us stronger). The thing about all these titles is that most people know the (other half of the phrase). But they can supply the other half (most of the time, I know not everyone knows these), and it becomes an interesting question and hints at the theme of the fic.
  • Song Titles. Use this one with caution. I’ve done this with the Just Legends series (MSA) with the following titles: Things We Lost, The Weight of Living, Torn Apart, and Laughter Lines (upcoming). I decided to stick to a theme and kept them all Bastille songs. Each fic title had to be a song title that related both in song title and lyric content. For example, Things We Lost, both in the song and my fic, are about never being able to recover exactly what was destroyed, but trying to pick up the pieces and move forward in the aftermath. I set an extra challenge to myself that all chapter titles had to be song lyric fragments that related to the chapter contents, but didn’t necessarily have to be Bastille songs.
  • Made up words. This is another “use with caution” because it has to make sense. In the Resilience Saga (Invader Zim) it makes sense because I have an alien race to work with, one with a foreign language. Hence the one-word made up words titles: Maneem, Mekrelmar, Danem, Sempadinum, Scarazial, and Zaygam. Either the summary or some part of the fanfic itself had to define and explain the word. It was actually a lot of fun to do this because it kept everyone guessing what the word I’d come up with meant up until I revealed it in some chapter or another.
  • Theme. You could say that “song titles” and “half a common phrase” points lie under this as well, but if you are doing a series of fanfictions together, it’s good to have a memorable theme that relates the titles. I did another Invader Zim series that always had a color in the title: Green Angel, Red Eyes, White Demon, Black Ties. Again, each title had to have some central meaning to the fic, even if it was only mentioned briefly, it had to be important enough to warrant naming the story after it.
  • X and X. Sometimes I would pick two important similar objects in the fic, or two opposite objects in the fic, and use them as title components. Pennies and Paperclips (similar) is an Invader Zim fanfiction speculating about GIR’s origins, and it refers to the junk the Tallests dropped into his head to make him work and how that’s really more important than anybody though. Burlap and Silk (opposite) is a How The Grinch Stole Christmas fanfiction where Cindy Lou is orphaned and the right to adopt her is fought over by the Mayor (who wears silk and is opulent) and the Grinch (who lives in garbage and wears burlap sacks).
  • Crack Titles. Self explanatory. Have fun with them. For example (although my soul died a little bit): Taht’s gr8 111 is a legitimate Invader Zim crack fanfiction that my name is attached to.

I’ve done others that don’t require a lot of thought, but the types above are definitely ones I’ve had the most fun with. I really like imbuing a fic title with as much of the core meaning as possible.

Get In, Get Out, Get Off

repost, written for @ficexchangebitches for @iamthelocalpsychopath

summary: Bellamy tries to be a Cool Feminist Mom by buying Octavia a vibrator for her fourteenth birthday. Clarke thinks it’s adorable.

Loosely based on prompt: ‘That’s the third fucking toy you’ve play with and didn’t know how to turn off in my store, please don’t try to awkwardly walk away I caN SEE YOU.’

Clarke has never seen him in the shop before.

He pushes through the door, filling the entrance with light. Immediately, he shoves his hands in his pockets and starts towards the far wall. Leaning on the counter, doodling on a loose piece of receipt paper, Clarke watches him move stiffly.

There are a few other people in the shop, pretty typical for a Friday night: couples looking for an adult video to rent, single ladies looking for something to help get them off. Clarke prides her shop on being a classy place of sorts, she carefully screens and picks each video that goes on the wall. She respects the folks that make porn for a living, but she’s not going to support misogynistic and harmful pornographic tropes, she doesn’t have to, the shop does well on it’s own.

This guy doesn’t look like he’s someone who would have difficulty getting laid.

He’s maybe a few inches taller than her, broad shoulders, olive skin, a mop of messy curls on his head that makes it look like he just rolled out of bed. And, he’s wearing glasses, which, kink.

He isn’t wandering with a purpose, so settles for just watching.

First, he finds the shelves lined with an assortment of vibrators. Very carefully he picks one up, examines the packaging. He turns it over in his hands, studying the instructions with a concerned expression. He does this several times.

At the end of the shelves with the vibrators there is a small table with a few vibrators for testing. Not like, down there, but available for people to test out the settings and controls. He picks up a small bullet at first and turns it over in his hand. Clarke sets her chin in her palms and watches with amusement.

It turns on when he finds the switch and his eyes open wide. It continues to vibrate as he palms it and he shrugs. For some reason, he can’t quite figure out how to turn it back off again, and he drops it onto the table. Clarke holds back a snort while the man picks up a different vibe, a silicone jack rabbit-styled vibe that has a myriad of settings.

He’s even more intrigued when he fiddles with the speeds and different moving parts. He manages to turn the bunny ears on, and the face he makes in surprise is comical and Clarke doesn’t quite know how to keep herself from laughing.

A grown-ass man, sincerely confused by the nuances of clitoral stimulators.

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