the thug life chose you

themeowthmafia  asked:

Ace@Socks: A scrawny looking meowth approached while trying to look intimidating. "Hey kid!" she snarled. Before continuing, she glanced around her to make sure no one was listening. "You look like you'd be a good fit for my mafia...however there is an initiation you'd have to go through first." She gave him a toothy grin and a sly wink with her slit eye. "Do you think you're up for it?"

[ Day: 4 ]



Prepare for Trouble (Yoongi x Reader)


Pairing: Yoongi x Reader

Genre: Fluff + Humour

Summary: Yoongi helps you escape detention so you can spend Valentine’s Day together.

Word count: 983 words 

You let your head hit the desk as you slumped forward in your seat. The bell rang shrilly in the background, signalling the end of the school day.

Unfortunately for you, you were stuck serving another detention. Something about not adhering to the school’s dress code (it might of had something to do with the fact that you were wearing a “school ruined my life” hoodie on a day that wasn’t Casual Friday).

Normally, a detention wouldn’t bother you much. But today was different. It was Valentine’s Day, and your boyfriend Yoongi had promised you would spend the day together.

You and Yoongi had been together for almost a year but didn’t see each other very frequently. Over the last spring break, you had met at a music workshop. You performed as a duo, affectionately dubbing yourselves “Team Trouble.”

Yoongi lived two hours away by train. The majority of your communication took place over text or Skype, but somehow, you made it work.

Groaning, you pulled out your phone and hid it underneath the desk. You tapped a quick message to Yoongi.

SENT 3:35 PM

srry babe im in detention


dude wtf the one day…

SENT 3:36 PM

i didnt choose the thug life, it chose me 💔


dont worry. im gonna get you outta there.

You stifled a laugh, butterflies forming in your stomach. Truthfully, you were dying to see Yoongi again. Your last date was two weeks ago, and meetings were becoming fewer and father in between.

“Y/N!” your teacher barked, making you jump. Your phone slipped out of your fingers and landed on the ground with a loud thud. You picked up, cursing once you realized the spiderweb of cracks had grown farther. “Put that phone away.”

Rolling your eyes, you tucked your phone into your back pocket. Stretching over the desk yet again, you let your eyelids flutter shut. Soon enough, you felt the familiar pulls of sleep and surrendered to them.

Tap. Tap Tap.

Your eyes shot open as you registered the sharp sound of something colliding against the window beside you. Looking over your shoulder, you spotted a blond boy whipping stones from two storeys below.

This boy, of course, was Yoongi. Your boyfriend. The James to your Jessie.

With wide eyes, you retrieved your phone. You then realized you had several unread messages from Yoongi. You opted to ignore them.

SENT 4:25 PM


You watched as Yoongi stopped throwing pebbles and took out his phone.


thank god its you…i can’t really see from here

SENT 4:26 PM

ok but that doesn’t answer my question


you werent answering my texts so


anyways just jump

SENT 4:27 PM



relax, you wont. besides ill catch u

Sure, Yoongi would catch you. More like his crushed, broken body would once you landed on him. But you saw him looking up at you expectantly, a gummy smile on his face. And damn, a broken ankle would be worth the fall.

You turned and began to open the window.

The teacher looked up at you suspiciously. “Y/N,” he demanded, his eyes narrowing. “What do you think you’re doing?”

“Just opening the window,” you replied breezily. “It’s kinda stuffy in here, don’t you think?”

Using your entire body, you pushed the heavy window open completely. It didn’t open as wide as you had hoped, but you could probably fit through the opening.

You glanced back up at the teacher, noting that he had gone back to grading papers. Unceremoniously, you chucked your backpack out of the window and watched delightedly as Yoongi stumbled to catch it.

Quickly, you stood up and swung your legs over the window sill. The teacher shot up from his seat, a threat forming on his lips.

“Y/N, don’t you dare–” he shouted, but the rest of his message was lost as you pushed yourself through the small opening.

The drop was only a second in duration, but time slowed as you tumbled to the ground. You could feel a wild smile stretching over your face. Yoongi’s body appeared closer and closer with each passing moment. His arms were outstretched, and, squeezing your eyes shut, you reached out for him and prepared for the impact.

The adrenaline numbed the pain from the initial impact. When you opened your eyes, you were sprawled over Yoongi’s chest. Quickly, you scrambled upright and lifted your weight off of Yoongi.

“Oh my god!” you shrieked as Yoongi remained motionless. “Yoongi? Are you okay!?”

His eyelids fluttered open as he struggled to inhale. “Fine,” he wheezed, thumping his chest. “Winded.”

You stood up and pulled Yoongi to his feet, satisfied to see he was still capable of holding himself upright. You grabbed your backpack from the grass and peered upwards.

Your teacher’s upper body was leaning out of the windowsill. He was screaming incoherently, veins popping out of his neck and redness spreading over his entire face.

“Sorry, sir,” Yoongi called. He grabbed your hand and held it up for the teacher to see. “I’m going to be borrowing this one for awhile.”

You and Yoongi sprinted off of school property, your carefree laughter carried away by the wind. The cold February air nipped at your cheeks, and neither of you were dressed warmly enough to be outside. Yet, in that moment, everything was perfect. It was with absolute certainty that you knew you were happiest with Yoongi’s hand in yours.

That evening, Yoongi took you out to dinner and presented you with a stuffed Meowth. “For old time’s sake,” he said.

With a laugh, you accept the gift and wrapped your arms around Yoongi’s waist. “Prepare for trouble,” you began with a smile.

“Make it double,” he finished, pressing a soft kiss on your lips.

- Girl in Luv

A/N: Why did I reference Pokémon AGAIN? The world will never know…Anyways, hope you enjoyed Young and Pure Yoongi™ 

dating yoongi ;;
  • constantly making idgaf faces at each other after each smart remarks
  • “i didn’t choose the thug life, it chose me”
  • “you mean turtle life”
  • swag fashion all day and everyday, even when it’s just white tees and basketball short wear
  • transitioning from holding your hand to placing an arm around your shoulder whenever guys walk passes by
  • having awkward yet comfortable conversations when serious topics are brought up
  • singing to jimin and jungkook’s high notes in every damn BTS song, to only get scold by all the members
  • “stfu already, ya suck!”
  • “jealous much?”
  • him casually holding your hand and playing with it during movie nights when cuddling together and when in public
  • rhyming what you can when boredom hits, and showing it off to yoongi that you’re also a mad rapper 
  • “haha, you’re cute but you’re not at my level yet”
  • “you mean you need to get on my level”
  • getting trick by him all the time because he’s a trickster who pulls awesome pranks
  • and later on helps him prank the members when he’s done pranking you
  • taking late night walks with him when his muses are gone, and he’s tired of being suffocated in the studio
  • playing with him at the basketball court once outside, to relieve some stress off
  • him letting you hug his back because he enjoys your love and warmth
  • cooking with him in the kitchen on both your days off, because he learns new recipe and wants to out beat his jin hyung
  • you pinching his cheeks and biting his arms so he’d wake up, since the man wouldn’t wake up
  • him pulling you down immediately in bed and snuggling you up close, for he pretended to be asleep to see if you’d come bother him
  • his sweet and semi wet kisses showering your face, and you screaming for him to stop
  • “you’re so annoying”
  • “but you’re still with me”
  • you staring at him while he smugly smiles at you, and you can’t help but laugh
  • laying in bed with him on cold mornings with your hoodies on while watching the TV installed inside your room
  • lacing your pinkies together when not holding hands
  • you holding him in your arms when sleeping, while his face buries in your chest
  • “love you”
  • “love you too”
bestfriend!luke would include:

as requested by :)

  • always having someone to drag along with you when you didn’t want to go somewhere alone
  • “remember when we we’re 8 and you-” “YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN’T BRING IT UP EVER AGAIN!”
  • lots of pinky promises 
  • spending the afternoon searching through your house for your car keys that your parents hid from you so you could go to a concert
  • using each other for cover stories when you had to go someplace you knew your parent’s wouldn’t let you go
  • not even bothering to knock on the door when you got to each others houses, just walking through the front door like you lived there
  • “on your way over can you bring me some *insert craving here*?”
  • going through Luke’s music collection and realizing his is almost identical to yours
  • “you listen to Vanilla Ice?” “I didn’t choose the thug life ok, the thug life chose me”
  • Luke leaving school as soon as he realized you weren’t there that day
  • your mom and Luke’s mom becoming best friends 
  • rolling your eyes and leaving the room whenever they hinted that the two of you acted more like an old married couple than best friends
  • going along with each others idiotic plans even when you knew it wasn’t going to work because you were obligated to out of loyalty to your friendship
  • “no y/n, i’m not going to get a pedicure with you…” “don’t be a baby, let’s go”
  • Luke loving it and asking you when you guys are getting another one after you leave
  • applying to all of the same colleges because you’ve been going to the same school’s since you were in kindergarten and you weren’t about to split up now
  • “i think you’re the longest relationship i’ve ever had” “that’s because no one else will put up with you like i do”
  • knowing what mood the other is in just by the tone of their voice
  • taking the stereotype that two people can’t be best friends without falling in love and absolutely crushing it