the thug in me is you

простите, припозднилась! денёк седьмой

десять песен, которые я сейчас люблю:

  1. The Retuses - Lasdehnen
  2. The Hatters - Сильная женщина
  3. The Hatters - Да, со мной непросто
  4. One Ok Rock - Reflection
  5. Adele - Hello, it’s me ┐( ̄ヮ ̄)┌
  6. Аффинаж - Сделай Море
  7. The Offspring - You gonna go far, kid
  8. The Pixes - Where is my mind
  9. Дайте танк(!) - Маленький
  10. (щас сложное название) Jamie xx feat. Thug Popcaan - I know there’s gonna be good times

фух,

вот и все песни, я думаю, который я прям упорно слушаю не раз, без остановки

вот так

всех лублу

If you don’t love languages, hear me out: my telugu friend had been affectionately calling me, a hindi speaker, “gundi” for 7 months. We didn’t realize until recently that the word has two completely different meanings in Telugu and Hindi, and that we both had completely different interpretations of her affection.

In Telugu, “gundi” means “smol/button/round/cute”.

In Hindi, “gundi” means “female thug”

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MERLIN WAS HURT!
He needs emergency treatment ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

Oh god you guys! Oh god. I heard a noise outside, a while few hours ago and thought nothing of it.

About few hours ago I saw the fucking teens ( who had assaulted our gay neighbours and us by throwing rocks at us onto our windows, heads and the balcony) sneaking around the property. I went downstairs, saw one of them climbing over the fence at the end of the property.

I called Merlin over and over. I just found him now under a bush. IT SEEMS LIKE THEY HAVE THROWN ROCKS AT HIM! One of them told us he has a hammer, when they threatened us a few days ago. “You dirty gays, we have a hammer! whatcha gonna do? We have a hammer, and we will use it!”

He is badly hurt! Badly badly hurt! I called the police, and they come over as quick as possible, they tried to calm me on the phone.
But I have no money to get Merlin seen and I’m not entitled to free care for him.
For the love of god, please help me.
I don’t know why this happens to my little angel, or why these kids needed to pick on our neighbours. I made the mistake to stick up for them, got targeted myself and now this happened - Merlin is so very scared and cries nonstop.
For fucks sake, he is just a little darling who loves to sleep in the sun ;____; - he can’t be punished for me helping fellow LGBT people in need 😭

Please help, I don’t have enough to go to emergency with him - please help :
PayPal “for Merlin”
Galadraeluk@yahoo.co.uk <<<<-
please, I don’t know what to do. He is in so much pain. 

IF YOU CAN’T DONATE, PLEASE SPREAD! My cat was assaulted in connection with a reported hate crime! Please help us save him. His injury could be from that hammer they thugs talked about! ;___;

Dick Grayson is a Goddamn Dork™ ACTUAL CANONS

1. The discowing suit. I mean, really?

2. Canonically was responsible for naming the batarangs, the Batmobile, and probably every other bat- thing in the cave.

3. Continued to defend those choices, even as Batman. “That’s a stupid name.” “You mean *awesome*.”

4. Little kid tries to punch him (as a cop!) and he responded by saying, “you’re throwing a punch wrong. Here, hit me again, like this”

5. Built an entire secret room in his apartment for vigilante purposes, still leaves his Nightwing suit in a heap on the ground next to his bed where Goddamn anyone can see it

6. Puts his fingers up by his head so that thugs who see his shadow will think he’s Batman

7. When deciding what to call his new a batarang equipment, unironically decided to call them “wing-dings”

8. Is honestly flattered when supervillains compliment his butt

9. “That would make them nunjas.” ARE YOU KIDDING ME GRAYSON THEY’RE POINTING GUNS AT YOU IS NOW *REALLY* THE BEST TIME TO PUN

10. Does not bother to park the Batwing or even bring it low, flings himself out of it from 1,000 feet up because *aesthetic*

kravitz: hm okay, so the elf is kind of goofy, it should be easy enough to take him out–

taako: YO THUG WHAT’S YOUR NAME I’M ABOUT TO TENTACLE YOUR DICK

taako: [eats a crystal bomb]

taako: if you wanted to lure me in there, you shoulda stayed handsome, my fella ;)

taako: [defeats a world-threatening danger]

kravitz: …oh my god, i’m not going to take him out, i’m going to take him out

what he says: im fine

what he means: well here’s- here’s my surprise. im not doin it. le- listen, i’m done. taako- that’s me, hi- i’m done with elevators. never again. last time i was in an elevator, vines tried to eat my dick, i’m never getting in an elevator again, suck it. nope. not in a million bajillion my- my dudes- you’ll have to knock me out like b.a. baracus gettin on a plane. i- no way, absolutely not, noOOO elevators for taako. go for it thugs. taako’s here. terra firma, baby. ….why can’t- why- i don’t even think im needed to do this, this is unimportant- and - the- dont do it i swear to god, you will not like how this ends. i will burn a spell slot on you i give no shits

The first time Damian gets kidnapped as Bruce Wayne's son

Thugs over video feed: “Okay man, just remember you have 24 hours to deliver the money or else the kid dies 

Bruce: "All right, but first I just want to talk to him please I need to know my little baby is okay *wipes away very convincing Fake Tear™* 

*camera pans to Damian, who’s tied to a chair but seems totally chill with the situation and even gives an evil grin when he sees Bruce* 

Bruce (yelling dramatically): "OH NO MY DARLING CHILD ARE YOU OKAY??”

Bruce (furiously whispering): “Don’t you dare hurt them do you hear me young man" 

"DID YOU GET BOO BOOS?? DO YOU HAVE ANY BROKEN BONES?? OH MY GOD DID THEY TOUCH YOU DID THEY STEAL YOUR INNOCENCE REMEMBER NO MEANS NO DAMIAN YOU NEED TO FIGHT BACK AND STAY STRONG UNTIL WE COME RESCUE YOU OKAY" 

"If you try to fight back at all I swear to god you’re grounded for a month when you get back" 

"WHAT KIND OF MONSTER COULD KIDNAP A CHILD YOU HEARTLESS FIENDS CAN’T YOU SEE HE’S JUST A BOY" 

"Please don’t kill them" 

You are loved by your daughter, your girlfriend, your sister, your entire family, and the children you served lunch to everyday at school. You were not a threat, a thug, or any of the hurtful names they called you.  It hurts to know an officer can take your life for no valid reason at all and walk away a free man. It irks me to the core to know that the officer felt your life wasn’t worth living. For you and anyone else who has lost their life due to do the individuals who are supposed to be protecting us, we will not give up hope or faith.  

Philando Castile, I will continue to say YOUR name.

Every song used in SKAM from season 1-4

Sesong 1

Lana Del Rey – Music to Watch Boys To

TIX/The Pøssy Project – Sjeiken 2015

Lemaitre Ft. Jennie A. – Closer

Ralph Myerz – Think Twice

A-Laget – Kulare Å Pule

Yelle – Je Veux Te Voir

Elsa & Emilie - Run

Ry X – Berlin

Lorde – A Worlds Alone

Selena Gomez – Good for You

Radiohead – Everything in its Right Place

Beastie Boys – Make Some Noise

Spoon – Do You

Young Thug Ft. Birdman – Constantly Hating

O.T. Genasis – Coco Coucheron RemixPeaches – Dick in the Air

Punch! – Hemingway 2016

Alfons – Ganjaman

The Weeknd – Can’t Feel My Face

Peaches Ft. Kim Gordon – Close Up

Kid Astray – Back to the Ordinary

Die Antwoord – I Fink U Freeky

Gabrielle – 5 Fine Frøkner

Sigur Rós – Rembihnútur

Sigur Rós – Varðeldur

Sigur Rós – Yfirborð

Monifah – Touch It

Le Le – Breakfast

Wu-Tang Clan – Shame On a Nigga

Die Antwoord – Baby’s On Fire

London Grammar – Strong

Kelis Ft. Too $hort – Bossy

Karpe Diem – Lett Å Være Rebell I Kjellerleiligheten Din

Imogen Heap – Hide and Seek

Jusin Bieber – Baby

Highasakite – Lover, Where Do You Love?

Die Andtwoord – In Your Face

Jon Hopkins – Abandon Window

Bloodhound Gang – Fire Water Brun

Woodkid – Run Boy Run

Missy Elliot – Get Ur Freak On

Oslo Gospel Choir – Deilig Er Jorden

Michael Jackson – Billie Jean

Karpe Diem – Hvite Menn Som Pusher 50

Art Garfunkel – O Come All Ye Faithfull

Klovner I Kamp – Et Juleevangelium

Massiv Attack – Teardrop

Hoizer – Take Me to Church

Empires -  Hello Lover

Electric Six – Gay Bar

Sesong 2

Carl Louis + Pav – Apogee

Lady Gaga – Bad Romance

Elton John – Circle of Life

Turboneger – City of Satan

Britney Spears – Gimme More

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“SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE, PUPPY EYES”

I want to imagine really gay stuff with the two. someone stop me nao (?)

Anyway I to think sometimes Shiro tried to thug up Keith for the academy but he ended being a cute angry pupper. 

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Extra

Shiro: Oh I still remember that face you made, I really got scared, it was impressive!

Keith: … … 

` ° • ✧ TANGLED SENTENCE STARTERS.

’ Call it what you will… fate… destiny… ’
’ You smell that? Take a deep breath through the nose. ’
’ Really let that seep in. ’
’ What are you getting? ’
’ Your thoughts? ’
’ I don’t know why, but overall it just smells like the color brown. ’
’ I could get used to a view like this. ’
’ Yep, I’m used to it. Guys I want a castle. ’
’ Great. Now I’m the bad guy. ’
’ Look in that mirror. ’
’ I see a strong, confident, beautiful young lady. ’
’ Oh look, you’re here too. ’
’ Skip the drama, stay with Mama! ’
’ This is the story of how I died. ’
’ Don’t worry, this is actually a very fun story and the truth is, it isn’t even mine. ’
’ Oh… oh no… where is my satchel? ’
’ I’ve hidden it. Somewhere you’ll never find it. ’
’ It’s in that pot, isn’t it? ’
’ I’m just teasing! ’
’ How you manage to do that every single day without fail! ’
’ It looks absolutely exhausting, darling! ’
’ Then I don’t know why it takes so long. ’
’ Oh, it’s nothing. ’
’ Who are you, and how did you find me? ’
’ I know not who you are, nor how I came to find you. ’
’ May I just say… Hi. How ya doin’? ’
’ You were my new dream. ’
’ You should know that this is the strangest thing I’ve ever done! ’
’ Let’s just assume for the moment that everyone in here doesn’t like me! ’
’ How ‘bout best two out of three? ’
’ Who’s that? ’
’ They don’t like me. ’
’ Too weak to handle myself out there, huh, ______? ’
’ Go. Live your dream. ’
’ Your dream stinks. I was talking to her. ’
’ I was saying tomorrow is a really big day, and you didn’t really respond. ’
’ I distinctly remember, your birthday was last year. ’
’ No no no, can’t be. ’
’ That’s the funny thing about birthdays, they’re kind of an annual thing. ’
’ You know how I feel about the mumbling. ’
’ Blah blah blah blah blah, it’s very annoying! ’
’ I’m just teasing, you’re adorable. ’
’ I love you so much, darling. ’
’ Let me just get this straight. ’
’ I take you to see the lanterns, bring you back home, and you’ll give me back my satchel? ’
’ When I promise something, I never ever break that promise. ’
’ I didn’t want to have to do this, but you leave me no choice. ’
’ This is kind of an off-day for me. This doesn’t normally happen. ’
’ Fine! I’ll take you to see the lanterns. ’
’ You broke my smolder. ’
’ Here comes the smolder. ’
’ This is bad, this is very very bad, this is really bad… ’
’ They just can’t get my nose right! ’
’ Who cares? ’
’ Well, it’s easy for you to say… ’
’ The party lasted an entire week, and honestly, I don’t remember most of it. ’
’ I’ve been dreaming about them my entire life! ’
’ Haven’t any of you ever had a dream? ’
’ What’s your dream? ’
’ Sorry, boys. I don’t sing. ’
’ Well, I hope you’re here to apologize. ’
’ I have something for you too. ’
’ I should have given it to you before, but I was scared. ’
’ And the thing is, I’m not scared anymore. ’
’ You know what I mean? ’
’ All right, okay, give me a boost, and I’ll pull you up. ’
’ I just… I can’t believe that after all we’ve been through together, you don’t… trust me? ’
’ Sorry… my hands are full. ’
’ I’ve been looking out of a window for eighteen years. ’
’ And what if it is? What do I do then? ’
’ What if it’s not everything I dreamed it would be? ’
’ Well, that’s the good part I guess. ’
’ You get to go find a new dream. ’
’ That’s a lot of hair. ’
’ Oh, now they’re just being mean. ’
’ I can’t believe I did this! ’
’ I mean, what she doesn’t know won’t kill her, right? ’
’ I have made the decision to trust you. ’
’ So, what do you want with my hair? To cut it? ’
’ Listen, the only thing I want to do with your hair is to get out of it… ’
’ I have a big surprise! ’
’ Did I ever tell you I’ve got a thing for brunettes? ’
’ Is it ruffians? Thugs? Have they come for me? ’
’ Stay calm. It can probably smell fear. ’
’ You should see your faces because you look - ’
’ I didn’t see that coming. ’
’ But I know what the big question is? ’
’ So! Hey can I ask you something? ’
’ Because I’m not gonna lie, that would be stupendous… ’
’ Is there any chance that I’m going to get super strength in my hand? ’
’ Oh. Sorry yes, just… lost in thought I guess. ’
’ Whoaaaa! Somebody get me a glass! ’
’ Frying pans… who knew, right? ’
’ Sorry! Just, don’t… don’t freak out. ’
’ Is that blood in your mustache? ’
’ Look at all the blood in his mustache! ’
’ I can’t help but notice you seem a little at war with yourself here. ’
’ Now, I’m only picking up bits and pieces here, of course. ’
’ A little rebellion, a little adventure, that’s good. Healthy, even. ’
’ I mean, this is serious stuff. ’
’ But let me ease your conscience. This is part of growing up. ’
’ You’re way over thinking this, trust me. ’
’ I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I’m letting you out of the deal. ’
’ What is it going to take for me to get my satchel back? ’
’ You can’t tell anyone about this, okay? ’
’ Well, I’ve gotta say, I didn’t know you had that in you back there. ’
’ Now, I know I’m not supposed to mention the hair. ’
’ Frankly, I’m too scared to ask about the frog. ’
’ If you want to see the lanterns so badly, why haven’t you gone before? ’
’ Why would you ask such a ridiculous question? ’
’ I’ve spent my entire life hiding from people who would use me for my power… ’
’ That criminal is to be hanged for his crimes. ’
’ Hmm. I have magic hair that glows when I sing. ’

im like 8 foot 4

blonde hair to the floor

you shawties never thought i dreamed about rapping hardcore

no i aint got a gun

Originally posted by justbeforetheyloseitall

no i never really been in a club

Originally posted by swiftiefortay

still live with my parents

but im still a thug

im so gangster you can find me baking cookies at night

you out clubbing? well i just made caramel delight

tswift and tpain rappin on the same track

its a thug story tell me can you handle that

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TOP 20 - 11/18/17
20) Evanescence - Imperfection [Debut]
19) N.E.R.D & Rihanna - Lemon [Debut]
18) Kehlani - Honey (-1)
17) Luis Fonsi & Demi Lovato - Échame la Culpa [Debut]
16) Becky G. & Bad Bunny - Mayores (+4)
15) Calvin Harris f/ Kehlani & Lil Yachty - Faking It (-4)
14) Ed Sheeran - Perfect (+2)
13) Taylor Swift - …Ready For It? (+1)
12) P!nk - What About Us (-3)
11) Halsey - Bad at Love (+1)
10) Demi Lovato - Tell Me You Love Me (+9)
9) Maroon 5 f/ SZA - What Lovers Do (+1)
8) CNCO & Little Mix - Reggaetón Lento (-1)
7) Cheat Codes f/ Demi Lovato - No Promises (+1)
6) Rita Ora - Your Song (-2)
5) Avicii f/ Rita Ora - Lonely Together (=)
4) Demi Lovato - Sorry Not Sorry(+2)
3) Rita Ora - Anywhere (-3)
2) Dua Lipa - New Rules (+1)
1) CAMILA CABELLO F/ YOUNG THUG & DADDY YANKEE - HAVANA (+1)

Contenders:
Hailee Stainfeld & Alesso f/ Florida Georgia Line & watt - Let Me Go
Pitbull & Fifth Harmony - Por Favor
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anonymous asked:

Sum up Critical Role and/or The Adventure Zone in 15 words or less each

OH SHIT OKAY UM

Critical Role: very talented, sarcastic, and emotional group of adventurers save the world while pranking each other

The Adventure Zone: three dudes that are both the worst and the best try to reclaim Grand Relics

that’s really hard but um even if those little snippets didn’t convince you, here are some great quotes from both of the podcasts that will hopefully win you over:

Critical Role

  • “Your dumb idea cut my hand!” 
  • “I turn into a Triceratops.”
  • “That fucking sword…ate your soul!”
  • “In the darkness I say FUCK!”
  • “Remember that time you killed a kid?”
  • “I used my last magic poo to look at my daughter!”
  • “For god’s sake, find me a beret!”
  • “New Dad is wearing Old Dad’s skin!”
  • “I don’t speak fish.”
  • “I must have missed it because I was dead.”

The Adventure Zone

  • “Abraca-fuck you!”
  • “There’s no yelling in Fantasy Costco.”
  • “Are you asking about a cliff because you want to throw the body off of it?”
  • “Hey thug what’s your name I’m gonna tentacle your dick.”
  • “I will burn a spell slot on you I give no shits.”
  • “Are you naming your goddamn wizard Taco?”
  • “Oh, god, Dad just said the word hentai out loud.”
  • “I wanna rip its arms off.”
  • “ELVISH IS NOT DORKY, DAD.”
  • “Well, I did detect good enough to see through your horseshit, so.”

GO LISTEN TO THEM BOTH THEY ARE DELIGHTFUL

  • Viktor: You're not weak Yuuri, and no one thinks you are.
  • Yuuri: Really?
  • Viktor: Absolutely. I've thought so even since I saw that video of you.
  • Yuuri: The one where I skate Stay Close To Me?
  • Viktor: No the other one. The security footage of you fighting meth addicts in a Denny's parking lot.
  • Yuuri: ...How did you find that?
  • Viktor: It was under related videos after I watched you skate my program.
  • Yuuri: Fucking hell I told Phichit not to post those.