the three hundreds

Can’t wait to see what Kylo Ren looks like in The Last Jedi! I really dig what John Burns / @realjburns did by adding the cape, but I really think we may see a new helmet! Kylo didn’t pick it up off the bridge in TFA, so he’d have to make a new one, but we’ll see!

817 Days until Episode IX

454 Days until the Han Solo Movie

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TWO

HUNDRED

NINETY

THREE

DAYS

UNTIL

THE LAST JEDI

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“If three Mexican vaqueros can end up on the Big Island of Hawai’i in…”

I want to know more about this.

Funfact! In Hawaii, there is a very strong cowboy presence! In contemporary times too! They are called paniolo, and they work the ranches and farms in Hawaii! They came about as a result of King Kamehameha III sending out one of his chiefs to California to hire people who could not only round up the cattle that had been starting to populate the island after a couple of decades (the original five cattle had been a gift from a sea captain), but also teach the Hawaiians how to herd and take care of the cattle.

So his chief hired three Mexican vaqueros, and brought them back to Hawaii, where the native Hawaiians learned vaquero cowboy techniques from these three men–an entire generation before what we usually call the Wild West started. C: 

What (magical) school is complete without  an arts professor?

Magical/Non-magical-Arts Professor: Students!

M/NMAP: In this week’s special art history lesson, we’ll be taking a break from our painting projects and instead discussing a FASCINATING school that provided art for over three hundred years called- 

M/NMAP: This school of muggle art from Japan has made GLORIOUS images that involved using extremely thin sheets of GOLD and then painting with INK on top of them. Isn’t that amazing?

((obviously inspired from @kapitan5o ‘s glorious and wonderful Muggle Studies Professor. ))

That changed when a ship called the Mayflower set off from Plymouth, England, on September 6, 1620, carrying an official list of one hundred thirty passengers. Human passengers, that is.

If Blinky’s knowledge if troll history is true (which it probably is, because it’s Blinky), then the city where I go to every day would have been swarming with trolls three-hundred-and-ninety-seven years ago.

I lost my mind when I saw the Mayflower get mentioned on the show, and then lost it even more when they mentioned Plymouth by name in the book.

I decided to follow in their footsteps.

That’s Plymouth. That’s the Barbican. That’s the Mayflower Steps. That’s where they were. I thought it’d be helpful for people to actually know what the place looks like if they needed to, and I wanted to satisfy my own obsession…

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Coimetrophobia -Saito

Phobia Drabble Prompts

Coimetrophobia: My muse visits your muse’s grave 


The day was meant to be a happy occasion, filled with victory, and happiness celebrating the vampires’ victory over the humans. This day however was the exact opposite. The 1st progenitor stared at the grave emotionless. The pain hadn’t gotten any easier in the three hundred years he had been gone. 

Akihiko laid out a Purple Hyacinth  on the grave. His way of trying to make up to the other by doing this everyday. He knelt down and traced the ‘R’ on the headstone, reading ‘Rigr Stafford.’ The stone was chipping away, the letters slowly fading, looking just like another stone. Other vampires never came near this area hidden deep within a valley that was within mountains. The ravenette took the other’s ashes and burned it in a place only a few knew about.

Around this time, the male hated it the most. The moment he was faced with the memories of his son. The faulty seraph closed his eyes remembering flashes of the past. Of Saito talking to him, looking up to him like a father, and the faces he made when they met one more after he abandoned them.

But what haunted him the monster was Rigr’s face as the demon weapon through his chest. Akihiko could still remember the scent of blood lingering in the air, the younger vampire’s shocked face as he reached out towards Akihiko. No matter what Saito had done, he was still Akihiko’s child. He couldn’t bear to watch his suffer so he put an end to it. The sky turned dark as he hugged the smaller male in his arms whispering repeatedly in his ear, “I’m sorry.” as the life left Saito’s body.

Crimson scarlet hues open as tears fell down his cheeks as he realized he was too late. Screaming in pain, punching the ground the male shouted, “Rigr I’m sorry!” Hours went by as he cried his heart out punching the ground nearby as his bones were broken over and over again slowly healing. 

Gripping his trembling hand as he placed his forehead against the cold stone, he whispered, 

“I should have told you this long ago. I love you my precious בֵּן.”

@monophagia

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In Which Jim Tells Bones How Much He Really Loves Flowers

I’m honestly crying do you guys even SEE how ridiculous this is? BTS got TWO ROOFHITS and an ALLKILL and suddenly Melon wants to change their entire system?? Meanwhile BIG BANG has THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTEEN ROOFHITS and Melon didn’t care???

The Big 3 are not trying to sabotage BTS you guys need yo get your heads out of your asses tbvh it’s embarrassing at the point, YG, SM, and JYP have better things to do than go after a single boy group. Hello?? SM has SNSD, EXO, TVXQ, SHINEE, SJ, ETC– Taeyeon ALONE creates more roofhits than all of BTS’ releases combined. JYP has TWICE, whose had Perfect Allkill after Perfect Allkill. YG has Big Bang, Winner, and Ikon + newly added Black Pink all who have done great digitally. AKMU alone EXCEEDS all roofits you an think of. For the last time, melon changing their system is because they no longer want fans to manipulate their charts by spamming, creating fake accounts, and streaming with playlists, using bots, and buying streams etc. They have to preserve their reputability. 

Same with Youtube. You really think youtube wouldn’t notice that 800 K OUT OF A MILLION COMMENTS and THIRTY MILLION VIEWS were SPAM, yes SPAM, a result of using bots, buying views, mass streaming and methods of inflation which Youtube does not allow for ANY artists on youtube. Inflated numbers and records aren’t something to take pride in because at the end of the day the system WILL recognize that someone is manipulating stats, and they WILL fix it. That’;s what happened here and it’s just the normal way to do things. No one actually gives that much of a shit to feel the need to constantly be out to get you– it’s just how the world works and the sooner some of you realize this the sooner you’ll save the rest of us from this embarrassing delusional mess. 

Newt Scamander
  • Newt: magical creatures? no i haven't seen any—
  • Newt: *niffler falls out of back pocket*
  • Newt: *a dozen bowtruckles slide out of left sleeve*
  • Newt: *three hundred murtlaps, four ashwinders, and a million beasts spill out of suitcase*
  • Newt:
  • Newt: look i can explain
Unusual Song Lyrics for the Signs
  • Aries: "Show me someone who says they've got no baggage, I'll show you somebody whose got no story, nothing gory means no glory but baby please don't bore me" (Sloppy Seconds, Watsky)
  • Taurus: "I'm a princess, cut from marble smoother than stone, and the scars that mark my body, they're silver and gold" (Yellow Flicker Beat, Lorde)
  • Gemini: "One more sad movie star divorce, three hundred died in an airplane wreck and you think of all the people suffering and you bury that pain, but you can tell me everything, and we’ll ride on that wave" (King of the world, Weezer)
  • Cancer: "And I know what it feels like, what it feels like being alone. You let them take, you let them take you home, and I know what it feels like to wanna be held, you get so tired, you get so tired of being cold" (Fragile, Rozes)
  • Leo: "This chest is full of memories of gold and silver tears. I'll give you more to own than all of this, I'll give you more than years" (Slow Your Breath Down, Future of Forestry)
  • Virgo: "So what are you waiting for, cuz someone could love you more, I'm just a lost boy" (Lost Boy, Troye Sivan)
  • Libra: "When I wake up, the dream isn't done. I wanna see your face and know I've made it home" (Painting Flowers, All Time Low)
  • Scorpio: "I feel like I could die beside you, with anyone else it's not the same. And I would do anything to last, when you undo my belt, I melt" (Melt, Heyrocco)
  • Sagittarius: "I can't keep my feet up off the edge, I kinda like the feeling of standing close to death, like when you're driving me crazy" (After Midnight, Blink 182)
  • Capricorn: "Gave you a minute when you needed an hour. Chose to push it aside instead of leaving behind you. If any word that I said could've made you forget I would have given you them all, but it was all in your head" (Bridges, Broods)
  • Aquarius: "Give me a pen, call me Mr. Benzedrine, but don't call the doctor, I wanna blow off steam" (20 Dollar Nose Bleed, Fall Out Boy)
  • Pisces: "Please use discretion when you're messing with the message man, these lyrics aren't for everyone only if you understand" (Message Man, twenty one pilots)
The rarest possible instance in pokemon (via EnixLeDerp on reddit)

The rarest thing is probably encountering a horde of 5 shiny Spinda with identical spot patterns with perfect IV’s, same gender, a hidden ability, the same nature, and all with Pokerus, which is a 1 in 1.166516e+120 chance of happening.

To see that as a full number, that’s a 1 in 1,166,516,000,000,000,512,216,872,712,104,384,496,808,632,888,240,896,
408,176,648,456,104,152,960,072,944,640,808,264,456,544,600,392,064,
040,352,200,480,240,248 chance of happening.

In words, thats a one in one novemtrigintillion, one hundred and sixty-six octotrigintillion, five hundred and sixteen septentrigintillion, five hundred and twelve tretrigintillion, two hundred and sixteen duotrigintillion, eight hundred and seventy-two untrigintillion, seven hundred and twelve trigintillion, one hundred and four novemvigintillion, three hundred and eighty-four octovigintillion, four hundred and ninety-six septenvigintillion, eight hundred and eight sexvigintillion, six hundred and thirty-two quinvigintillion, eight hundred and eighty-eight quattuorvigintillion, two hundred and forty trevigintillion, eight hundred and ninety-six duovigintillion, four hundred and eight unvigintillion, one hundred and seventy-six vigintillion, six hundred and forty-eight novemdecillion, four hundred and fifty-six octodecillion, one hundred and four septendecillion, one hundred and fifty-two sexdecillion, nine hundred and sixty quindecillion, seventy-two quattuordecillion, nine hundred and forty-four tredecillion, six hundred and forty duodecillion, eight hundred and eight undecillion, two hundred and sixty-four decillion, four hundred and fifty-six nonillion, five hundred and forty-four octillion, six hundred septillion, three hundred and ninety-two sextillion, sixty-four quintillion, forty quadrillion, three hundred and fifty-two trillion, two hundred billion, four hundred and eighty million, two hundred and forty thousand, two hundred and forty-eight chance of happening. You’re more likely to win the lottery one milion billion trillion quadrillion quintillion sextillion septillion times.

You’re more likely to guess what atom someone has chosen throughout all of the entire universe than this happening.

my new favorite thing is adding “bitch” to the end of Clexa quotes.


“You’re the one who burned three hundred of my warriors alive, bitch.”
“You’re the one who sent them there to kill us, bitch.”

“That’s what it means to be a leader, Clarke. The truth is, we must look into the eyes of our warriors and say, “Go die for me bitch.”

“Jus drein, jus daun bitch”

“Not everyone. Not you bitch.”

“What did you do bitch?”
“What you would’ve done. Saved my people bitch.”
“Where are my people bitch?”
“I’m sorry. They weren’t part of the deal bitch.”

“Don’t be afraid. Death is not the end bitch.”

“You went to all that trouble to capture me just to let me go bitch?”
“I went to all that trouble to save you bitch.”
“You know when I could’ve use saving? When you abandoned me in Mount Weather bitch.”
“Clearly, you didn’t need my help bitch.”
“Clearly bitch.”

“If you betray me again bitch…”
“I won’t bitch.”

“I’m glad you came bitch.”
“Me too bitch.”

“I never thought I’d see you again bitch.”
“I told you my spirit would choose wisely bitch.”


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