the thorston twins

Astrid: That was quite a successful shopping trip.

Hiccup: *freaking out* We accidentally left the twins at the market place!

Astrid: As I said. Successful.

Dragon hunters questioning Ruffnut

Hunter: Where do you live?

Ruffnut: With my brother.

Hunter: Where does your brother live?

Ruffnut: With me.

Hunter: Where do you both live?

Ruffnut: Together.

Hunter: Where is your house?

Ruffnut: Next to my neighbor’s house?

Hunter: Where is your neighbor’s house?

Ruffnut: If I tell you, you won’t believe me.

Hunter: Tell me.

Ruffnut: Next to my house.

7

Astrid leaps off of Stormfly, runs up Belch’s spindly neck, and PLUCKS the black sheep from the Twins’ hands. “Gotcha!” She tumbles through the air onto Stormfly, sticking a perfect landing, black sheep in hand.

Bonus:

Hiccup: I’ve prepared a safety briefing for you to entirely ignore.

Snotlout, Ruffnut and Tuffnut: Which we will.

[Ruffnut and Tuffnut walk to their hut and find a box outside the door]

Ruffnut: It’s from mom.

Tuffnut: What is it?

Ruffnut: *picks up the box* It’s heavy. Must be her hopes and dreams for us.