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the little sea wench

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Peter Pan knew he shouldn’t have wondered out this far into the ocean. He couldn’t believe he broke his own sole order he told his Lost Boys, “Don’t go past  waist deep in the ocean or the sea wenches will get ya”. She came up behind him and dragged him underneath the waves, and with a gasp Peter was gone.

He kicked for his life, trying to scratch and punch the woman with the glimmering tail but her dagger nails dug deep in his skin. Who knew sea wenches even physically attacked? Didn’t they just lure senseless boys in? Apparently not, as this one dragged him further down and he felt the oxygen escaping from his lungs bubble by bubble.

Peter felt an overwhelming pressure begin to build in his head and a white hot pain in his lungs. His limbs ached and he had trouble fighting back, even letting the fish drag him through the water hurt. Peter accepted his stupidity and with a spluttering cough, the king of Neverland blacked out.


You had watched your sister Adella dragging the body of a boy behind her. He was long, dressed in rags of green and brown with coral pink lips. What made your eyes pop out of your head was his boyish face, a face you’d seen on the island of Neverland.

Your sister had successfully attacked a Lost Boy.

She left to go find your father, leaving the boy sitting propped against a tall rock. In a split second you decided his fate.

You darted out and grabbed his limp body, hugging him to you while you furiously pumped your tail upwards. His unresponsive limbs dragged along behind him, and his wheat blond hair floated around his head. You decided you were not going to let this mere boy die, whoever he was. You could feel the ghost of a heartbeat still inside of him, and it only encouraged you to swim faster.

Dragging your body onto the sand along with his was difficult, but you were able to get him out of the water. Leaning over him, you wiped his hair from his face. He was… beautiful actually, with a sharp jaw and long eyelashes. Your breath caught in your throat as you cradled his cheek to stroke droplets off his skin with your thumbs. Was it possible to fall in love with a human? Someone you’ve only ever laid eyes on once?

You pressed your mouth to his and breathed air into his lungs.

“Please, please.” You whispered. You knew he was still alive, he had to be. He couldn’t of been under for that long? You weren’t really sure how to do it, but you started pressing against his stomach, encouraging the swallowed water to come out.

To your happiness, he kicked out and coughed, lurching up and emptying his stomach out beside him. He breathed heavy, greedy gulps of air, accompanied by more coughing and spluttering.

You tried to calm him in his panicked state by softly singing under your breath. It worked, as he turned his head and met your eyes with his. You smiled and were about to speak before someone beat you to it.

“Pan!”

Your head whipped to the side as did the boy’s, the sound of multiple male voices in the distance coming closer made you flip around and head back to the water in a haste. Pan’s cries for you to wait went unanswered and he watched you disappear under the sea with a splash.

He continued to breathe heavily. A mermaid had dragged him underwater and he thought he was going to die, but it seemed another one had saved him? The footsteps of his Lost Boys interrupted his thoughts.

“Pan! God Pan, you scared the living hell out of us!”

“Yeah!” Another boy chimed in. “Felix here watched you get pulled under by that sea wench but you were gone before we could save ya!”

Pan looked back out towards the water, then back at the crowed of boys.

“Well — well I did get pulled under but this other one saved me!”

Felix, who leaned down and helped Pan stand up, rolled his eyes. “Wenches don’t save you Pan. How much water did you swallow?”

“No! No I saw her, she pulled me back up and she saved me,” He motioned to the sand. “She was beautiful, too. God, she was breathtaking, actually.”

A few of the younger boys snickered at his nonsense. Everyone knew mermaids don’t save people, especially young boys and men. They do just the opposite.

“Let’s get back to camp, Pan. We’re all hungry.”


While Adella was angry that you saved her catch, she didn’t care much as Lost Boys were dumb, and one was bound to stupidly wander in the water again.

That night in your seaweed bed, you daydreamed of the boy. He was the most beautiful human you’ve ever seen, with his green eyes and broad shoulders. You wanted to go back and try to find him again but you knew you couldn’t. Mermaids and humans don’t belong together, they’ve been enemies all throughout  history.

But you couldn’t get his face out of your head. Was he thinking of you too? What has he doing right now? The desire to become human was strong, as Neverland wasn’t far away and you would know him exactly when you saw him.

There… was a way to become human though: the myth of Ursula, the sea enchantress who could transform mer people into humans. You didn’t know what it was going to take to give you legs, but you decided you would visit Ursula tomorrow. If it meant seeing that boy again, you would do it.

spookymangoes  asked:

🐝🌼 ^^

🐝- Tag three friends and your three favorite things about them!

@teenbillionaire i love u since forever my fav thing about u is how cool and chill it is to talk to you like i honestly feel so calm and also ur hair binc

@zaprowsdowers curSED friend but ilysm ssjhdf my fav thing about you is how u can cheer me up so fast like u always make me laugh Die

@scrrappy my fav thing about u is how fuN you are and how kind and lovely u are to me all the time honestly ur the sweetest person ever i am cryin as i write thist ur the 76 to my torb 

🌼- What are you attracted to in people personality-wise?

this is a hard question omshbd but i guess just like. really honest and tolerant ppl and also a lil dominant or outgoing idk if that makes sense but anyway also funny folks are my weakness

This began as a joke and then it got out of hand…  Whoops.  Anyway, here’s The Gentleman in his shirtsleeves with a flower crown.    

Also, I feel like it would be a sin to fail to dedicate this to unreliablefairyservant.

about tweeting sexual things and throwing things onstage at bts and other k-groups

people have asked about if we’re going to talk about the wtitter - bts issue, and i think i just need to say a lot, more than answering a couple anons

I live in america, and these are things that I honestly, had automatically figured were normal everywhere. I’ve been to tons of concerts, from small ones to very large ones to warped tour to whatever you have in mind

All Time Low hangs bras on their microphones like trophies and then donates them to charity

One Direction has had tampons and pads thrown at them, and in some interviews I’ve seen, pop singers are completely unbothered by this

t-shirts and confetti are thrown into crowds while phone numbers and underwear are thrown onstage. Very few people are bothered by this where i come from, some places they’re even encouraged

“fuck me daddy” is sent to every pop singer on the continent i live in. quite a few of them just answer sarcastically

but bangtan has shown and said these are not behaviors that they appreciate. while we see things like this so often in some parts of the world, so much that it becomes normal in our mind, tweeting sexual things at kpop starts, and throwing sexual things at the members isn’t appreciated

their twitter completely closed off to an entire country because of this

while they can appreciate a joke, some of these things don’t go to them. they have social media managers and other people onstage with them at times. please, just be more careful

they’ve said they don’t appreciate it, i just wanted to say that when they come to our countries where our behavior is way different, keep this in mind

-admin tal

Originally posted by jjks

since my last masterpost got such a great response, here is part two of the masterpost of masterposts! again, it’s going to be a hodge-podge of stuff :3. here is part one if you’re curious. do enjoy xx

school/productivity

self care

annnnd that’s it! if you like it, please follow me for more funny and studyblr content (and some other stuff, too)

xx, sam

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What I “know” about Night at the Museum from what I’ve seen on tumblr

Spoilers or??? But really the movie is like 10 years old so??

  • Ben Stiller is night guard at weird ass museum
  • Lot’s of accurate views of culture and actors that represents this
  • T-rex that play fetch with his own bones
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