behold, the three faces of tiger: sleepy, sexy, and doofus
technically speaking, these are three separate individuals (the wiki claims the third, who watches the armwrestling and then gets noogied by francine, has the hilariously mundane surname “jackson”). but i like to imagine that each one, in their own way, is fangmeyer
Unpopular opinion but you want to know what bothers me about ToG? I walked into the series and fell in love with a story about an assassin trying to gain redemption. She was blood thirsty, and morally gray, spoiled and driven. But then S*M got bored with this amazing world and her normal, real, unlikely lovable and human characters, and decided that since it was SELLING she had to keep working on it but changed it into a NEW story with NEW characters that just happen to have the same name and appearance of the ones I actually adore. Post third book is no longer ToG it’s some AU.