the things you do on tv

voice meme thing??
rimi

@hauntedtelepone tagged me in the voice/accent meme!!! \o/ here i am with my 12 year old voice :D

  • Your name and username.
  • Where you’re from.
  • Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.
  • What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
  • What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
  • What do you call gym shoes?
  • What do you call your grandparents?
  • What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
  • What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
  • Choose a book and read a passage from it.
  • Do you think you have an accent?
  • Be a wizard or a vampire?
  • Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?
  • End audio post by saying any THREE words you want

i’m gonna tag @literally-murder-me and @borutosdadkermit (pari tagging you in shit this month is so hard dkghds) bc i mentioned them while talking, and then also @malevon @wizardmafianinjapirate, @cute-chamomile, @sugarlipx, @adjit, and @ven-tsu !!!! but only if u guys wanna do it ♥

Prompt #852

“First the TV remote is missing and now my car keys! The only conclusion I can come up with is that there’s a ghost or spirit in this house, that must have taken them.”

Ghost: “I heard that! And might I ask you why would I might waste my time going around hiding other people’s car keys and TV remotes? Don’t you think I might have better things to do.”

Submitted by @midnight-night 

Nerd Speaks Poorly Meme

I was tagged by the wonderful @eclair to do this thing and oh man, this is all of my dorkiness shoved into five minutes…. I’m so sorry… LMAO

  • Your name and username.
  • Where you’re from.
  • Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.
  • What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
  • What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
  • What do you call gym shoes?
  • What do you call your grandparents?
  • What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
  • What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
  • Choose a book and read a passage from it.
  • Do you think you have an accent?
  • Be a wizard or a vampire?
  • Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?
  • End audio post by saying any THREE words you want

I am going to tag @fullmetalkarneval13 and @seththeshallow @dramaticmari @magical-mistral @daysinrussiavictuuri @queen-among-writers @katsukifatale @artdefines06 @joey-wingster @magical-mistral @hauntedtelepone @atelerixe

Listen

I was tagged by @n3rdlif343va (twice!) and @worldofcopperwings to do this recording thing.
So yeah, I downloaded an app for recording and here you have my embarassing voice…don’t make fun of me please…! >___< I am not a native speaker…

  • Your name and username.
  • Where you’re from.
  • Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.
  • What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
  • What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
  • What do you call gym shoes?
  • What do you call your grandparents?
  • What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
  • What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
  • Choose a book and read a passage from it.
  • Do you think you have an accent?
  • Be a wizard or a vampire?
  • Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?
  • End audio post by saying any THREE words you want

Most of the people I would tag already have been tagged…so feel free to do it (or not or again). Enjoy my horrible voice!

Dear Angry Anon:

If you haven’t noticed I have been ignoring you for a reason. Mostly because you are putting words in my mouth I never said and blaming me for things that are out of my control. You are also assuming what my opinions are on things which…if you know what assuming is, you know why you shouldn’t do it. 

Let me be very clear:

I am in the LGBT community. I have had relationships with men, women, and any other gender you want to name on the spectrum. I am not “homophobic” I am not a bigot. I am an adult female who is sick and tired of gay couples just for the sake of gay couples on TV shows. Sick of it. 

I have stated many times, I am not against diversity, I am not against gay characters if they are well written, but here’s the thing. 

These days when there are gay characters the main personality of that character is that they are super gay and everything else is secondary. There are fandoms now with gay characters and when I ask about the character like, “Oh that’s cool so what is he/she like? What’s their personality? What do they have as a hobby?” no one has an answer. You know why? Because their only personality trait is that they are gay and they aren’t thought out beyond that.

I literally saw a comment for a show about a gay character on this website that said, “Well X Character isn’t that well written but X character is gay so yay diversity” I’m not saying what fandom because I don’t want to get attacked but the point is that people on here do not give a shit if the gay character is well written as long as they exist and that’s not what we as a community should want right now. 

If you want people to accept gay characters and like them and even view them as a normal then you shouldn’t want their only personality trait to be “The gay guy”. Furthermore, despite what this website seems to think because apparently their TV viewing memory only goes back to 2012, there have been many well written gay characters, couples, and plots over the years, like way before now. The reason people don’t remember this is because those characters were well written. Those characters were more than just the “token gay” characters. Those characters had many facets to their personalities, struggles, and life that literally had very little to do with being gay and if their orientation was brought up it was in a normal capacity that wasn’t in your face annoying like a 5 minute reminder that they are gay and we need to praise them for being gay. 

The LGBT community has fought for equality for I don’t know how fucking long but Tumblr, for some stupid reason, is insistent on not making gays equal but elevating them to some special level where they infest every TV show, they are only praised for being gay, and everyone must acknowledge their gayness at all times. 

As a bisexual person, I do not want that nor do I need to see that on every TV show for every minute of every second of every story I watch. Why is it important? 

When you demand these types of characters you know what you are saying? You are saying you are a selfish child. You are saying you cannot possibly have empathy/sympathy/whatever for anyone unless they are exactly like you. You are saying that there is no way for you to relate to another human being unless they are your same color/gender/orientation and that basically makes you a monster. You are saying that if the story isn’t exactly like your life and the character isn’t exactly like you, then you don’t care about them. It’s borderline psychotic to demand this much gay be pumped into a TV show for the sake of some bullshit diversity checklist than to actually appreciate good story telling.

Some of my favorite characters, ever, in the history of movies and TV are straight men. Why? Because I empathize with them. I understand them. Their personalities, struggles, failures, and successes mean something to me because they are well written, strong, and amazing characters. For me to sit here and say “Well I cannot possibly like this show because there aren’t 8 gay couples, a trans guy, and 17 different races” would make me miss out on some amazing characters and stories. 

Diversity is good, and it’s important, but when you shove minorities, gays, and other things into a show only for the sake of that thing, don’t develop it, and then expect people to like and praise it just for existing, you don’t even begin to understand that it’s the wrong thing to want. If you want the LGBT community to have equality you need to also want to have well written characters that everyone can love, so even the straight people you seem to hate so much can say, “Hey look that character is gay but he’s just like me” instead of, “Why the fuck is that gay character’s only personality trait being gay”. 

So either shut the fuck up and leave or understand what I’ve been saying all along and it’s literally nothing you are accusing me of. I’m vastly aware my opinion here is going to get me hate and is seriously unpopular because I know how this website works, but I also know how reality works and how adults in the working world works, so I also know I’m right. 

tumblr audio tag
worldofcopperwings

I was tagged by @thoughtsappear

- Your name and username.

- Where you’re from.

- Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.

- What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?

- What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?

- What do you call gym shoes?

- What do you call your grandparents?

- What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?

- What is the thing you change the TV channel with?

- Choose a book and read a passage from it.

- Do you think you have an accent?

- Be a wizard or a vampire?

- Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?

- End audio post by saying any THREE words you want.

Tagging: @claminosity, @tootsonnewts, @yxoorionice, @forward-pass, @magical-mistral, @emotabek, @ellipsesarefun (sorry if you were already tagged or have done this!)

Tumblr audio tag!

I was tagged by @rosesnfeathers and @worldofcopperwings for the audio post tag, thank you!!! <3

Your name and username.

- Where you’re from.

- Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.

- What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?

- What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?

- What do you call gym shoes?

- What do you call your grandparents?

- What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?

- What is the thing you change the TV channel with?

- Choose a book and read a passage from it.

- Do you think you have an accent?

- Be a wizard or a vampire?

- Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?

- End audio post by saying any THREE words you want

Hope you enjoyed listening to me be awkward for almost 4 minutes! 

Idk who was tagged yet so feel free to ignore this if you were/don’t wanna do it!!! @aizawa-shoutas @ducky-tm @tootsonnewts @meimagino @otasucc @captain-rae-of-sunshine <3

Enregistrement
Voice meme

Tagged by @theinsanefox and @kymbawee thank youuu :))

  • Your name and username.
  • Where you’re from.
  • Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.
  • What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
  • What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
  • What do you call gym shoes?
  • What do you call your grandparents?
  • What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
  • What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
  • Choose a book and read a passage from it.
  • Do you think you have an accent?
  • Be a wizard or a vampire?
  • Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?
  • End audio post by saying any THREE words you want

I tag @gutgemacht @ducky-tm @yours-julie @penciltrash @eclair @emotabek

anonymous asked:

Can you reblog/post a link to your "how to get back to yourself after a date" post. I can't find it, and would like to read it! Thanks girl 💗

Hey, I never made a formal post on it, it’s just a question I answered few rows down. But what I do is during those soul sucking bookings with bad clients is I just start pretending to play someone else. Like playing a role on TV, I do this thing where I build a character that laughs or giggles a little differently from me at the dumb jokes… when I hear weird comments during sex I reciprocate by making strange sex faces and moan cheesily, imitating some bad porn scene– like sort of mocking the whole situation. And once they leave I usually just start laughing at the memory.

But there have been the guys who have left me in a funk… there was one who overstayed his welcome at my incall, crossed my boundaries with continuous suggestions of OTC time, kept showing me random shit, kept talking about dumb shit, couldn’t find his watch… it took 45 minutes to shoo him out. I was so angry afterwards because I felt like someone had intruded on me, my good nature, my space… it made me feel like crap. It was when I first went indie… and I thought I had to put on a smiling face. I knew I wouldn’t be able to stay in the same space I’d just felt so bad in so I went for a swim, got some sushi, it’s become my new after work routine. Something I look forward to. I think it’s really beneficial to do something in a drastically different environment after these bookings, lingering in the same space isn’t healthy. Eating something is really good, working out is good, talking on the phone with a friend is good. Just throw yourself in normal situations afterwards, don’t settle in a gloomy cloud alone, go out and do something and you should feel back to yourself :)))

challenging myself aaahh
challenging myself aaahh

GUYSS THIS IS MY FIRST TIME DOING THIS KIND OF THING SO IT WAS AWKWARD AND CRINGY AF(sorry in advance lol) UUUGH, but it was also a nice way to practice my english so thanks @handsomejin  ❤ ❤

  • Your name and username.
  • Where you’re from.
  • Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.
  • What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
  • What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
  • What do you call gym shoes?
  • What do you call your grandparents?
  • What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
  • What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
  • Choose a book and read a passage from it.
  • Do you think you have an accent?
  • Be a wizard or a vampire?
  • Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?
  • End audio post by saying any THREE words you want.

why do i keep doing a weird sound w my mouth lmao wtf, but anywayss im tagging (feel free to ignore :) ) : @vmony @bangtanchantan @die4tae @unluckyone99 @whalien27 @spookyoongs @nikoalaa @monbell 

Diamond Meme
Diamond Winters
Diamond Meme

Tagged by the lovely @eclair

The background noise you may have heard is the rain outside my window.

Here are the Questions:

  • Your name and username.
  • Where you’re from.
  • Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.
  • What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
  • What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
  • What do you call gym shoes?
  • What do you call your grandparents?
  • What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
  • What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
  • Choose a book and read a passage from it.
  • Do you think you have an accent?
  • Be a wizard or a vampire?
  • Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?
  • End audio post by saying any THREE words you want

Tagging: @ishxallxgood @severeminx @phaytesworld @tiny-septic-box-sam @penciltrash

Tumblr Voice Tag Thing
eclair

This is me doing the voice tag thing XD I was tagged by @ghostmoonchild , @rosesnfeathers and @zeldaismyhomegirl 

Here are the Questions:

  • Your name and username.
  • Where you’re from.
  • Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.
  • What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
  • What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
  • What do you call gym shoes?
  • What do you call your grandparents?
  • What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
  • What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
  • Choose a book and read a passage from it.
  • Do you think you have an accent?
  • Be a wizard or a vampire?
  • Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?
  • End audio post by saying any THREE words you want

Tagging @n3rdlif343va , @nomanono , @maddcocoa, @authormagrant, @d2diamond, @justhereforthefanartbean, @jbankai89 and if you just feel like doing it, please feel free to share your voice with us. :)

what

@adreamingsongbird tagged me in the voice/accent meme! thank you pal! this is real bad, my nose is stuffy and my accent is weird, forgive me.

  1. Your name and username.
  2. Where you’re from.
  3. Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.
  4. What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
  5. What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
  6. What do you call gym shoes?
  7. What do you call your grandparents?
  8. What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
  9. What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
  10. Choose a book and read a passage from it.
  11. Do you think you have an accent?
  12. Be a wizard or a vampire?
  13. Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?
  14. End audio post by saying any THREE words you want
Voice Meme Thing
by machine

tagged in this voice meme by @zeldaismyhomegirl!!! enjoy my lispy southern little girl voice. sorry about all the noises from me throwing my fucking computer around.

  • Your name and username.
  • Where you’re from.
  • Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.
  • What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
  • What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
  • What do you call gym shoes?
  • What do you call your grandparents?
  • What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
  • What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
  • Choose a book and read a passage from it.
  • Do you think you have an accent?
  • Be a wizard or a vampire?
  • Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?
  • End audio post by saying any THREE words you want

i’m gonna tag @martell-arianne and @boxwineconfession and @theinsanefox and @babypeche and if ya’ll’ve already done this than you know ignore it

sweeteas  asked:

i think i might have maladaptive daydreaming disorder but im a little confused! a lot of people are mentioning characters other than themselves going through things but i usually daydream things happening to myself? its all very very detailed and usually involves me with another tv character or someone ive become attached too, but i dont understand the created character thing :( ya get me?

I get u. Daydreaming about yourself is very common in MD, it’s actually more common than creating original characters (about 34% vs 15%), interacting with fictional characters is also something that a lot of daydreamers do [08]. The details of the daydream are not particularly important though, daydreaming about the self, or original characters or fantasy or realism have nothing to do with if what you are experiencing is MD.  

It’s MD if its; chronic, absorptive and distressing. You can read more about it here.

anonymous asked:

The question in increments of five

5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?
@bonelessmango obv…. although she’d probably be drunker lmao

10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
i have deep convos all the time tbh i dont even know 

15. What good thing happened this summer?
gettin my shit together. promotion at work, applying back to school workin on being a better bf 

20. Do you like your neighbors?
i live in the hood so…. WHO?

25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?
probably my legs or chest lol. im just so skinny

30. Do you ever want to get married?
absolutely

 35. Would you rather live without TV or music? hmmmm good question prob tv… although some shows have amazing soundtracks so is that like a loop hole

40. What do you want to do after high school?
well finished that a long time ago. i just want to have a good career and a house with @bonelessmango with our two dogs. 

45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?
my ambition to be the best me i can be for her

50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?
hmmmm grey i think 

55. Favourite blog?
probably @bijili-ki-rani i can literally reblog everything on her blog with no remorse 

60. Ever won a competition? For what?
intramural flag football in hs, got a trophy n all that lmao

 65. Are you hungry right now? i can literally always eat… ALWAYS

70. Names of your bestfriends?
@bonelessmango , @clement-plagues @draftingsarah , @loveisjusta-dialogue

75. Favourite animal?
wolf or orca… both are so smart 

80. What colour pants?
ummm black or blue or grey 

85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?
you know you dont even go here 

90. Name a person you love? bae, yani, sadah 

95. Last movie you watched?
star trek beyond 

100. How are you feeling?
pretty good a couple of setbacks recently but overall made a lot of progress and am fully focused on following my dreams 

105. Ever been to a bonfire party?
nope you thought 

110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?
oooooo yeah…. thats no fun at all

115. Do you play the Wii?
not anymore but i do got this switch, come see me

120. Are you afraid of the dark?
sometimes… other times im in love with it 

125. Do you believe in true love?
i think i do 

130. Do you like subway?
its ok, ill pass though

135. Dumbest lie you ever told?
im not a virgin 

140. Summer or Winter?
winterrrrrrrrr, if you bout that summer life n sweat i dont know what to tell you 

145. Tea or Coffee?
tea all day 

150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?
“‘YES’ said the one minute manager” lmaoo its a leadership book i got from my boss 


thanks for askin…. dont mind more at all

voice meme thingy
martell

I was tagged by the lovely @machinewithoutfeelings! enjoy my aussie accent in all its glory, responding to the following questions/statements…

  • Your name and username.
  • Where you’re from.
  • Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.
  • What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
  • What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
  • What do you call gym shoes?
  • What do you call your grandparents?
  • What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
  • What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
  • Choose a book and read a passage from it.
  • Do you think you have an accent?
  • Be a wizard or a vampire?
  • Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?
  • End audio post by saying any THREE words you want

annnnd I nominate; @kuresoto @apolloisburning @extrakyloren @thorkylo ANNND @villainous-surrender! [totally optional of course!]