the things skype makes me do

ffxiv characters as hostile_goose tweets
  • Warrior of Light: im physically incapable of anything but a blank stare
  • Minfilia: getting real tired of occupying a physical form
  • Louisoix: designing larger, more powerful clone of myself to thrust my spirit into
  • Yda: Squat game immaculate
  • Papalymo: we are but stars. wait for me, demising flares
  • Y'shtola: cat born without eyelids gets a second chance. maybe there is hope for me.
  • Alphinaud: I just feel like everyone cherishes me but no one respects me
  • Alisaie: seems like just yesterday i was in kindergarten, now im at college. soon ill be dead :)
  • Tataru: i need $80
  • Krile: the reason you're here is to expand what you know and to see how your ideas work with other ideas. also to fuck the shit out of each other
  • Urianger: You read books? I fuck books
  • Moenbryda: why
  • G'raha Tia: took a nap now I don’t know where I am
  • Yugiri: i dream of.. one day… being mammalian
  • Gosetsu: where are my sandals
  • Cid Garlond: bleep bloop motherfuckers let's get this future thing going
  • Nero tol Scaeva: dont like ambient music. prefer listening to machinery churning, grinding, releasing plumes of toxic gas. love the sound of progress
  • Gaius van Baelsar: there’s nothing wrong with hate. if you dont hate then you dont truly love something. without hate there is no love
  • Varis zos Galvus: i am goose, king of kings look on my works ye mighty and go fuck yourself
  • Aymeric: 75,000 followers, 0 father
  • Haurchefant: Good morning gentle stallions. Do good things on this great day.
  • Estinien: yeah i got kik. kik you in the head ugly ass motherfucker
  • Ysayle: always consider the possibility and high probability that your entire perception can be misguided and false
  • Edmont: ive done something horrible.. she’s pregnant
  • Kan-E-Senna: Life is kinda like a salad but a lot less healthy; a leafy chewing experience that you die from
  • Nanamo Ul Namo: not tall enough to reach the webcam for skype
  • Raubahn: i used to have arms
  • Lolorito: I eat money but only because it makes me look cool and fresh in front of the teenagers smoking weed at my park.
  • Ilberd: imagine being obsessed with a country. itd probably be something like being a failure in the eyes of your mediocre parents
  • Lahabrea: everything decaying. i got that apocalyptic swag
  • Elidibus: Cum on the void
little reminder

tripped out;; if you’re a mutual: you have full permission to TAG me in anything, SEND me anything, ASK me anything, basically DO anything.

I’m not scary, I won’t get annoyed, I won’t even feel bothered if you did something. Anything, really - because heyo we’re buddies since we stalk each other, wink wonk.

You wanna send that one thing? DO it. You wanna talk and ask for my Skype? DO it. You wanna tag and make me look at something? DO it.

So, if we’re mutuals and you got full permission to: fill up my notifications, stuff the inbox, chuck me a few IMs, whatever you wanna do. I will not get mad - I’m letting you do this. So don’t be shy and come pop in at anytime, lovelies!

Jimin as your Boyfriend
  • What a confusing boyfriend
  • One minute he’s an adorable smol bean
  • And the next, he’s showing off his hot bod
  • Uses cute nicknames like “baby girl” and maybe “kitten” idk how kinky he is
  • Probably really kinky lol sorry not sorry
  • Likes to stay indoors and cuddle with you when it’s raining to keep it chill
  • But takes you on picnics and to the pool when it’s sunny
  • When you don’t listen to him he might say one of two things:
  • 1) “Jiminie wants you to listen! Pweeeeaaaase!”(In which you respond by cringing)
  • 2) “If you don’t listen to me right now, princess, I’ll have to punish you later”(In which you respond by cringing).
  • If he’s on tour he’ll Skype or Facetime you every night so that he doesn’t have to wait a single night without seeing that beautiful face
  • He most likely steals your pillows because they smell like you WHICH HE SWEARS ISN’T A WEIRD THING TO DO AT ALL
  • Jimin sux at cooking so you’d have to cook for him a lot or get takeout
  • But when you do cook, he’s always trying to learn how you’re making things
  • “Okay, but how do you crack an egg so well? Don’t the shells get everywhere?”
  • He does bake well though, surprisingly enough
  • He’d make you little heart cookies and cupcakes on Valentine’s Day and stuff
  • Jimin knows how it feels to be insecure so he compliments everything about you as many times as he can throughout the day
  • “Oh your hair look as perfect as always!”
  • “How are you so pretty?????”
  • “Woah, I thought you were an angel, but y/n is better!”
  • I feel like Jimin loses things very easily and needs you to help him find a lot of stuff
  • And he’d use one of those
  • “y/n! I lost something, can you help me find it?”
  • “What did you lose this time, Jimin?”
  • “Oh wait I lost my heart, but it looks like you’re keeping it”
  • Jimin gives you a lot of shy kisses when he thinks you did something cute
  • So basically, always
  • I could see you being that couple who plays board games like candy land at a frat party
  • But I can also see you being that couple that grinds on each other all night?
  • Grinding+Candy Land= SIGN ME UP YES
  • You like to joke about his baby face, but then…
  • “You won’t be laughing when this dic-”
  • But at the end of the night when you’re all tired and flustered
  • You’d probably have sex
  • Just Kidding(not really)
  • But at the end of the night, Jimin would massage all of the worries from your body
  • And he’d whisper on and on about how grateful he is to have you in his life
  • And you can wrap your arms around him in comfort
  • Knowing he’ll always be there for you the next day

Originally posted by okayoongz

-Admin C

If you could send in requests, it would help us a lot with our writing… We don’t get inspo from thin air my dudes.

As someone with BDSM interests as well as feedism, I’m all about two BDSM themes showing up more often in feedism:

1) Safe words - If I’m enjoying stuffing you silly, “stop” is just going to make me wanna keep going. Safe words are important! Establish them beforehand, maybe have one that serves as a warning (”I’m getting close to my limit”) and one that means you’re done. Respect the safe word!!! 

2) Aftercare - Intense stuffing, teasing, and maybe even physical pain (slapping or pinching their belly, restraining them, etc) require a recovery and reconnect afterward. How are you each feeling? What do you need? Water? Rest? Watch an episode of a funny show together? Cuddling?  

These things can also be done over skype/text and they’re still important in those cases as well. A scene is a scene is a scene. 

BTS - Having a foreign girlfriend who has to return home.

Request: Hi can I request a reaction of bts having a foreigner girlfriend and finding out their girlfriend is leaving back to America forever? Would bts after them? How would they react? Please happy ending. Thank you sooo muchThank you so much for the request!

A/N: So this may of turned out longer than I expected, I wrote two version before this a lot shorter, but tumblr crashed both times, but I’m even more happy with how this turned out :)

Kim Namjoon

You knew that it was all about timing when it came to telling Namjoon that you had to go back home, but this time it wasn’t only for a few days or for a week, it was quite possibly for good and you wasn’t  quite sure on when you would return, or if you’d ever have enough money to giving the money struggles your family were having back home. When you started this relationship, you both accepted the fact that you wouldn’t be able to stay there forever, but when you tried to drop hints recently Namjoon either completely blanked you or changed the subject completely.

The both of you were sat on the couch, cuddled up watching a movie in the comfort of your apartment that you were temporarily renting while you stayed there.

“Namjoon, I have something I need to tell you” you mumbled as you buried your face into his chest. 

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defendthechibi  asked:

I'm a beginner in Chinese and having a hard time finding out where to start. What would you recommend?

@defendthechibi: mmmmdamn. ok, so Chinese is not a lang I approached on my own, I started in a class, but with that said here’s some combination of how that went down and what I would suggest (if you are a self-learner of Chinese pls do add):

1. Get a fucking fantastic foundation in pinyin and tones. I cannot emphasize this enough—start good habits now or it’ll be really terrible to find out no one understands you because you were like “tone, I’ll come back to that!” Here is a very nice pinyin chart with literally every syllable combination recorded with every tone. Here’s a pinyin practice game. If you can get someone who already speaks Mandarin to help that’s of course ideal, especially for the retroflex sounds, but not essential. Either way make sure you practice speaking aloud. Here’s a funny tone explanation that’s secretly great.

2. Pick a book and stick with it. So this is not Mandarin-specific, but I find that self-learners (myself included) have a habit of starting like three different texts for one language and it’s a mess. Decide if you wanna start with traditional or simplified characters, then pick a textbook, it wont be perfect because nothing is, and maybe just a grammar book for reference. We used Integrated Chinese in class, but I don’t know that I’d recommended it for soloing, Practice Makes Perfect has great other books I’ve used and seems like a better choice. This series is good grammar help, and so is Modern Mandarin Chinese grammar (pdf). When looking for textbooks I recommend reading reviews and also taking into consideration the time/pace you want to work at. Learning a language is a lifetime thing so really you just gotta start somewhere and plow ahead. (also check what the library has!)

2.5 Don’t buy those damn books of character lists. I’m sure you’ve seen them, “memorizing hanzi!” “500 common characters!” whaaaatever. Whatever textbook yr using will tell you what characters you need right then, and if that’s not enough there are plenty of frequency lists online. More importantly, do learn the radicals When it comes to actually getting characters into your brain it’s some combination of mnemonic device (which works better if you make it up, not if some rando writer does anyway) and rote muscle memory—so all you need is paper. Get square/grid paper and pay attention to proportions or if you must get a book, get one that has practice space. Skritter is amazing and wonderful and I cannot praise it enough but also it is not free. But like if yr really serious you’ll probably have to put some money down somewhere. Whatever you do, do not buy Chineasy it is a plague upon our language learning household. (note: some people suggest not learning characters until after awhile of studying spoken. That sounds sort of terrible to me, and it also means you won’t be able to engage with anything Chinese online. But it is a thing, and sites like YablaFluentU, and ChinesePod could be a way to go [and are good anyway])

3. Practice, practice, practice! Ok cool you started doing some stuff! Check you out! If you want to get feedback start posting snippets on Lang-8, you can even meet people to skype with. Or if you want (and have a smart phone) you can get a chat buddy on hellotalk. Maybe there’s a meetup group in your area who knows. Make yourself/download an Anki deck, etc. etc. Just try to always do a little something everyday. I think because of characters Chinese has a particularly steep learning curve—I still can’t open a webpage and just like read it—so it might be better to focus on practicing what you know rather than trying to engage too much with “actual” Chinese. That said….

4. Don’t loose hope, find fun things in Chinese. Even if it’s not actively practicing your language skills, find ways to enjoy Chinese that don’t drain you like too much studying will. Listen to music,  read about idiomswatch movies, or if you’re a nerd like me, read about Chinese linguistics! If you have a hobby, you can find stuff on your hobby in Chinese. e.g. here is a whole cooking channel that is also subbed in English.  DramaFever has, duh, lots of dramas, but is not free. 

I hope that sounds like a setup for success! Here’s some dictionaries: MDGB, HanziCraft, lineDict (let’s you draw characters). If you have a smartphone get Pleco. Here’s a thing that annotates text & has rollover translation: MandarinSpot (maybe get a plug-in if yr into those). Here are general help sites: SayJACK  & Chinese Grammar Wiki. There are so so so many other resources out there, but rather than stockpile them all right now I think it’s better to focus on whatever textbook/system you chose and just start moving. Once you have a little more of a base then look for cool blogs or whatever works well for YOU. 

If there was something more specific you wanted just throw that @ me. If people have suggestions you can send them in and I’ll compile them so we don’t have to reblog this massive thing  くコ:彡  くコ:彡  くコ:彡 

guys I am so serious but I have no idea what just happened and I am having real, physical difficulty typing rn because my whole body is shaking? like, okay, so this thing flew over head that woke me up, I guess it just sounded like a regular aircraft but kind of low, and then there was this burning heavy pressure and it made the back of my eyelids go white (even though I was in a dark room with my eyes shut hang on of course I had my eyes shut oh well) but I am not making this up and it felt like I was, idk, being microwaved or fucking something and I was like ‘well this is how I die’ but it went but I felt…. just awful, after, and I still do but the main thing is my hands? are shaking so badly I cannot describe how much I am kinda of not okay

also this is like, 7:17am in the uk it just happened in like the last half hour? anyone else?

EDIT: okay so my friend on skype is an angel and talked to me about normal shit and now I have stopped shaking and feel better, I really hope it was aliens because dude that would be sweet but I’ll talk to my two-doctors-who-are-also-my-parents about it and see if I need to see an actual GP, sorry for wigging you out but I literally kinda felt like I was? dying? for a bit there. oops

Edit edit: sooo I might have had a seizure, going to see the doctor later today, whelp. Really sorry for scaring you but bloody hell I never want that again.

French Class - Stiles Stilinski [Smut]

Author: @writing-obrien

Characters: Stiles Stilinski/Reader, Lydia Martin, Malia Tate

Word Count: 7075

Notes: Public sex, Fingering, Marking, Orgasm Denial, Teasing, Skype-Sex, Riding, Oral (male receiving), Bondage, Biting. Don’t even read this it’s honestly just trash and its filthy. Huge thanks (again because she’s literally my angel) to @dumbass-stilinski​ because when she reads and edits for me, some of the spelling errors I had would make you cringe. This also got a little long but I like writing longer fics so I’m (not) sorry.

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an Ao3 fic rec list

I am collecting a handful of my favourite YOI fics in one list so I can keep track and maybe you’ll find something to read. Due to my lack of planning and my growing to-read list, this post will be updated.

Most of these are very well known as is but I’ll feature them anyway.

soldier boy, tripping over himself to win my praise by @thissupposedcrime

Otabek Altin/Yuri Plisetsky
Rating: T
Tags: Slow Burn, Post-Canon, Mutual Pining, Aged-Up Character(s), Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, canon until grand prix 2016

*throws rose petals on this fic* Soldier Boy is my favourite canon-verse Otayuri fic and I am comfortable admitting it. Renée is a wonderful wonderful writer, the characterization in this story is so beautifully done and I cannot wait to see the next chapter when it’s complete.

every time I try, every time I win by @thissupposedcrime

Otabek Altin/Yuri Plisetsky
Rating: T
Tags: Fluff, Post-Canon, Friends to Lovers

This is a mini side fic for Soldier Boy and it has become my comfort read if I’m feeling restless for whatever reason.

Heart Break Beat by @boxwineconfession

Otabek Altin/Yuri Plisetsky
Rating: Mature
Tags: Pool Hustler AU, Pool & Billiards, gender fluid Yuri Plisetsky, Homophobic Language, Underage Drinking, Yuri is 20, Otabek is 23, Established Relationship, Childhood Friends, high school sweethearts, smoking mention, Blow Jobs, Hair Pulling, Anal Sex, Crying During Sex, Valentines Day Fic

If you haven’t read HBB; crawl out of your cave, grab yourself a glass of wine and make yourself comfortable. Sarah always floors me with her way with words but this fic is my favourite of all her fics. It’s raw, emotional, gritty, heart breaking and sexy. I love the way she fits side characters into the story, I love the way the story sucks you in and makes you stalk the characters around instead of just watching them. Every tiny detail works so well and I can’t say enough good things about it. (It also made me read The Hustler which is a decision I do not regret.)

Oh My God I Think I Like You by @machinewithoutfeelings

Yuri Okisetsky/Jean-Jacques Leroy
Rating: Explicit
Tags: Porn with Feelings, Dirty Talk, Skype, Sexting, Feelings Realization, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Long-Distance Relationship, Rimming, Future Fic, Fuckboy with a Heart of Gold, Spanking

This fic introduced me to @machinewithoutfeelings so I am thankful for it but it also features the most frustrating sexting attempt of all time so do yourselves a favour and read it. It’s so hot and so funny, I absolutely love Pliroy and I’ll hear nothing against it. Characterization is so damn good, I’ve waited every chapter of this with bated breath and it did not disappoint me once.

1,674 Days by @seeyounextlevel

Otabek Altin/Yuri Plisetsky
Rating: T
Tags: Marriage, Angst

Fuck you Ronnie. This is Proper Angst, read it at your own risk. It is so good but maybe it would not do you good if you are feeling fragile, because it broke my heart in all the good ways and I am still sad about it. Ronnie is a fantastic writer, it’s a shame we cannot make her sit down and hand us devastating fic over devastating fic while we invested in Kleenex.

They Done Made Porno by @babypeche

Jean-Jacques Leroy/Otabek Altin/Yuri Plisetsky
Rating: Explicit
Tags: bad morals, Bad Friends, Comedy, Porn Watching, Non-Consensual Voyeurism, Crack, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot

This is a recent favourite but I have strong feelings for it. Someone help JJ.
If there is a winner combo, it is otapliroy to me, establishing of it in this fic is hysterical and exactly the situation I can imagine JJ being in. Otabek is hot, Yuri is a boss, JJ is hot and bothered, it is so freaking good.

Prima’s Pleasures by @cashryley

Yuri Plisetsky/Otabek Altin
Rating: Explicit
Tags: Alternate Universe – Escorts, Alternate Universe – Prostitution, Escort Service, Aged-Up Character(s), POV Otabek, showering together, Anal Sex, Otabek is a bit of a voyeur, Voyeurism, Yuri is referred to by a different name for most of the first chapter, Blow Jobs, Anal Fingering, Spanking, Flexibility, Hair-pulling, Unsafe Sex, (and many more)

Escort!Yuri-AU was something I have been purposefully looking for when I found this fic and it was a good discovery. 6 chapters in and more to come, I am loving the big boss businessman Otabek and escort Yuri.

To be continued.

What do you mean it's 4AM

All-Nighter AUs for all of us bc we’re night owls

  • We’re new parents who were excited before leaving the hospital but now I want nothing more than to have sleep

  • Alternatively: Babysitting makes me want to ram my head in a wall please shut this thing up

  • Hair dying adventures!!

  • Slightly unsettling burst of motivation at 2AM to paint/redecorate your room

  • You have an assignment that’s worth 30% of your grade and this is when you choose to start??

  • Hey let’s sneak up onto the roof to watch the sunrise

  • Movie marathon to celebrate something

  • You spent all night reading fan fiction/au prompts (<– this is the best one ~mod karissa)

  • Alternatively: You spent all night writing fan fiction/au prompts

  • You had a hankering for brownies at 1:30 AM and went to the dollar store to get the mix but came back with several pokemon and a dog

  • I wanted brownies but I ended up trying to hatch my pokemon eggs and found this dog his name is brownie

  • Moving in and making furniture

  • You only ever do work at night which explains why you fall asleep so easily at lunch

  • You drank too much coffee during the day so now you’re bugging me to do something with you because ‘I’m boooooooored’

  • Jet lagged after a long ass flight

  • You’re skyping people in another time zone so you can play League of Legends

  • It’s your wedding night and you went for Chinese food and board games over ~other things~

  • Existential crises

But also that one scene from bob’s burgers

  • ‘do you think horses have weird dreams’ ‘oh my god Tina go to bed’ 'okay’
You Should Know By Now

YouTuber!Au Series

Word Count: 1,082

Genre: Fluff

(A/N: heh self promo (like in admin cali’s), the fanfic mentioned can be found here)

“So…tell me again, why are you dating that imbecile?” Soonyoung glances at you as you both walk down the sidewalk, ice cream cone in hand.

You roll your eyes at his question, taking a lick of your vanilla soft serve. “We’re just going on dates, we’re not actually dating.” 

Soonyoung raises both of his eyebrows in an expression that implies how ridiculous what you just said sounds. “Yeah, yeah. Whatever you say.”

“Anyway, how’s the youtube thing going?” You ask, as you take the last few bites of your cone.

“Well it’s,” Soonyoung stopped talking. His eyes turned wide in amazement at your demolished ice cream. “Holy crap, Y/N. You finished that in like two minutes.” You shrugged, what can you say, you love food. 

“Anyway, it’s going good. Did I tell you that Jun found a fan fiction of us and the other boys on the internet the other day?” 

You laughed slightly. “No way! You guys are already that famous? Wow, what website was it on?”

Soonyoung stopped to recall the website that Jun had mentioned. “Oh! Tumblr or something like that, it was really detailed. It was kinda accurate to how the guys and I act too… so that was a bit scary.” 

You found the idea of someone writing intricate fantasies about your friends to be hilarious. Then again, you weren’t surprised either since they were talented, funny, genuine, and not bad looking boys. Especially Soonyoung, his dancing always made your heart melt. 

“Hey, Y/N.” Soonyoung softly said your name which interrupted your train of thought. “Seriously though, why do you like that sleaze? You know that there are better people out there, people who are considerate and nice and sweet. I don’t know if I’m just being protective or if your taste in people is just plain bad.” 

You sighed. You know Soonyoung only wants the best for you but the more he is like this to you, the more you keep falling for him. He should’ve known that you had feelings for him.

You had given him so many hints, and have come so close to confessing so many times. Did he not feel the emotions that radiated off of you? Soonyoung good at reading how you feel, and he always noticed if you had something on your mind. It frustrated you that he couldn’t figure this out. 

“Why does it matter to you? I’m going out on dates with him because he likes me back.” You lash out at Soonyoung. You didn’t mean to but you just had to say it. Soonyoung wore a shocked expression on his face, clearly taken back. 

“Okay, well I’m going inside. Are you okay?” Soonyoung nodded towards his house. You were so enveloped in your own thoughts that you didn’t realize you both made it home already. You tried to calmly nod and made your way to your own house which mirrored his. 

Soonyoung ran up his stairs to his bedroom, the second he sees his chair he plops his body down onto it. 

He enters the Skype group chat with all of his friends, the ones that are on at least. The image of three other boys pop up onto his computer monitor. 

“Guys! I have an emergency.” Soonyoung announces.

Woozi groans and rolls his eyes as he fiddles with his guitar. “What is it now?”

“Girl problems?” Jun asks. 

“Yeah, er, how did you know?” Soonyoung asks.

Jun smirks and shrugs. “I just know.”

“Hyung, what’s your problem?” Dino, the youngest of the group, asks.  

Soonyoung explains his dilemma. He wants you to stop dating, not only because he has feelings for you but also because he knows you deserve better. He’s been trying to drop hints, and he’s been saying a few things here and there hoping that you would catch what he’s trying to do. But to his avail, nothing. 

“Y/N likes you.” Woozi says with a monotone voice like it’s the most obvious thing in the world, unbothered by the situation and solely focuses on his guitar. 

A ridiculously confused expression adorns Jun in almost a comical matter. “Wait, wait. Don’t go making any assumptions, what makes you say that?”

“Well, Y/N has been doing the exact same thing to Soonyoung. But the only reason why he hasn’t noticed is because he’s all up in his own head.”

“Ohhh…” Dino, Jun, and Soonyoung all say in unison. It all makes sense, and is now clicking into place. 

“Wah, Woozi hyung is the best.” Dino says astonished. 

Soonyoung ruffles his hair then places his chin on his hand. “What do I do now, Woozi?”

“Hey, I’m here too. You can ask me for help too.” Jun chimes in. The Skype call is silent for a fat second. 

“Anyway, Woozi, what do I do?” Soonyoung asks again. 

“You talk to her in the way you know best. Through dance.”

Things like school, girls, and cooking have never came easy to Soonyoung. Dance, on the other hand, was like second nature to him. There were so many things he was frustrated with you about, so many things he wanted to say. Now he can with the help of music and his body. 

Being a Youtuber, naturally he wanted to showcase this piece to the world. What did he have to lose, right?

It took him approximately two days to film and edit the whole thing. Now it was time to think of a name. Soonyoung smiled to himself as he realizes how simple it had to be. 


You were sitting in the last class of the day, you didn’t see Soonyoung show up to school. You swore that if he ever put Youtube over school, then you would’ve personally hide his camera. Your suspicions turned out to be correct.

Your phone lit up with a Youtube notification. 

“Kwon Soonyoung Choreography - Dear Y/N” 

What was this? Your curiosity had to wait until after school ended. The minute you got home you tapped on the notification. 

If you thought Soonyoung’s dancing made your heart melt before, words didn’t come close to how you were feeling right then. You were shocked to say the very least. Yet, the shock faded away as hope replaces it. 

Being neighbors with Soonyoung had perks sometimes, this was one of those times. You head out your front door to his. 

Knock, knock

“I take it that you saw the video that I made for you.” Soonyoung says with a sheepish half-crooked smile. 

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alyssaobsession  asked:

Jakei I don't know if this is too weird but I'm currently doing a project in English and required to do an interview of someone who is basically an expert in that field and since I want to be a web comic artist and animator I first thought of you.... but like I said it is an interview.... if your comfortable letting me know your email... I can give you more info that way...

First of all, thank you so much for consider me as something important to you :‘3 that’s so cool.

Second, It would be really great doing an interview about that topic, but after many problems that happened with the last interview I did with a guy on skype for his youtube channel… I’d rather to not share my personal e-mails and personal information.
If you want to make me some asks about comics or animation for your project or homework or whatever, you can make a list and send me right here. As I said before, I won’t answer things that could be really personal and private.

So, feel free to ask me anything about art and I’ll do my best sharing my thoughts to you :)


-Aunt May. the ultimate cock block

-being with Peter when Tony shows up and Tony making all sorts of comments about how Peter not only has a hot aunt, but a hot girlfriend too?

-staying in New York while Peter goes to ‘fight team Cap’ because you have school

-Peter would totally be skyping, texting and calling you 24/7

-maybe even during the fights

-”wait a sec metal arm guy, my girlfriend is calling. hey Y/N! what am i doing right now? well theres this guy with this huge metal arm and- wooooah! stop throwing things at me! can’t you see im on the phone?!”

-”hey babe, you know that old movie with the giant things that walk and the spaceships that wrap stuff around their legs? yeah! Starwars! i should have remembered the name, thanks babe.”

-i dunno, he seems like a ‘babe’ guy

-adorable awkwardness

-but you fit so perfectly together when you hug

-he’d love giving you piggy back rides

-adorable cuddles

-he would love burrowing his face against your neck and kissing your neck and just… neck.

-if you ever wanted to put yourself in harms way he would totally just spider web you to things.

-”its too dangerous.” “nah i’ll be fine… Peter. did you just spiderweb me to the door?” “yes???”


-him teaching you computer stuff

-”you sure you’re not bored by all this computer stuff?” he would ask. you would say no. 

-holding hands

-long walks around Queens because yes

-he would know all the super cool places

-Aunt May would loooove you

-you’d be invited to every dinner at that house

-Aunt May would make you little food take home bags

-OH MY GOSH! you and Peter would be ‘love bugs’ (get it? because he’s a spider *insert troll face*)

-endless honey moon phase

-being dorks

-being nerds

-being who you are with each other, no need for false fronts

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anonymous asked:

i was wondering if you had any tips for doing the internet relationship/long distance thing? i think i have serious feelings and im so fucking scared

(I’m going to start by assuming that this person returns your feelings and that the biggest obstacle in the way of your relationship is like, a continent or something. if that’s not the case, see if they’re on board with the whole different time zones thing, and return to this ask later.)

the easiest advice I can give is for you and your partner to settle on a method/pattern of communication and absolutely stick with it. how often are you going to talk? how long? do you want to know the little details of their day as they’re happening, or would you rather kick up with skype and some wine? the object of your affections may have different expectations about this, so it’s important to sort it out early, and be ready to renegotiate as necessary. trust your person to communicate with you as they’ve promised, and hold up your end of the bargain. 

my girlfriend and I fell in love ten thousand 8-hour AIM marathons at a time, so once we were together, our correspondence was more or less constant; if one person couldn’t talk, the other would just chat (in an enormous email, or the long twitter DM thread we used in lieu of texting) like they were there, and then the absent one would dive back into the conversation when they had a chance. I typed messages to her blind where my phone was hidden in my barista apron all night, then left work, hopped on gdocs to collaborate on something for four hours, then got on skype for two more to discuss what we’d just done. does that sound exhausting? then you might not want to talk daily on basically every platform imaginable. we were…pretty high octane, which worked for us. what can I say, I like her a lot.  

another thing: you and your partner need to decide how long the distance will last. if you’re okay with it being permanent, your partner will need to know and agree. (that sounds–miserable, honestly, but that’s me.) if you’re not, the two of you can make plans for how to eventually combine your lives. it may take some doing, especially if they’re across the entire pacific ocean, but that planning takes some of the sting out of absence, even if it’s for a future years away. talk about how you’re going to decorate your apartment, or about the meals you want to make for one another; talk about how nice it will be to see them sleepy and with their hair mussed, first thing in the morning. warn them about how long it takes you to get ready to go out. check the weather in the city where you’re someday going to live. build a picture together.

another: figure out sexual exclusivity. nothing fucks up a long distance relationship like jealousy. asking your partner to be sexually monogamous for an indefinite future is asking a lot, so you should consider your options. is this a sexually open relationship? do you live close enough to meet up every few months or so? if so, can you see yourself living on those encounters like some kind of sex camel, or is long-distance sex something you two can swing? internet relationship or no, knowing how to get your partner off through a screen is an invaluable skill. 

long distance relationships are as unique as the people who have them, but at the end of it all, one bit of advice holds for every one: pour your heart into talking to this person. pour it into riffing on dumb jokes, or admiring the turn of their smile over a fucking buggy skype call. pour it into discussing how the secret maps of your minds are stuck all over with the same pins in the same places, and how an image or a theme that strikes one of you echoes in the other like a tuning fork. pour it into telling them how they make you absolutely wild with joy. you have to. because an ocean is a long fucking way. 

Random Shiratorizawa Boys Headcanons

you guys know i love the shiratorizawa boys to death and here are a bunch of random headcanons for them 


▸ he has a potted tomato plant in his dorm room, by the window. He loves watering it when he wakes up, before doing his morning run

▸ on multiple occasions, the track team has tried to get him because they’ve seen how fast he can run (too bad he’s a super volleyball idiot)

▸ he’s a really slow eater

▸ roommates with reon !!

▸ he gets lost when they go to places as a team because he walks much faster than the rest of the team. usually, semi is the one to find him and drag him back to the group

▸ he’s the one that reminds teachers about the homework. he’s just oblivious likes that

▸ he’s been confessed to many times, but tendou has scared multiple girls off (don’t touch his wakatoshi)

▸ he doesn’t like watching movies that much and he will only go to the cinema if it’s a team “bonding” outing or with tendou


❃ he has insomniac periods every once in awhile that he takes meds for. ushijima stops by every night to make sure he takes his pills

❃ roommates w semisemi !!

❃ sneaks off campus with semi after dinner and they go shopping and eat desserts that wouldn’t be allowed on campus

❃ has a pet lizard at home that his cousin takes care of while he’s at school. he named it after an anime character

❃ met bokuto once, during nationals. they exchanged numbers and they frequently send each other memes but never really talk

❃ actually quite popular, but everyone knows he’s dating ushijima (except for a few girls who crush hard on the ace)

❃ once he broke one of the racks that hold the volleyball supplies because he was explaining a chapter of a manga he liked and got too excited

❃ such a dork but we love him


➣ tried to cut his own hair during first year and screwed up but he just? stuck with it?

➣ has also been confessed to by some girls, but he’s super gay so he turned them down as politely (read: awkwardly) as he could

➣ rooms with kawanishi !!

➣ he’s super messy and kawanishi is always getting mad cuz he trips over all of shirabu’s clothing when he walks around the room

➣ shirabu is the worst cook in the world. once, he tried to help semi bake cookies and was banned from the kitchen (all semi asked him to do was cream the sugar and butter how did he even manage to screw it up?)

➣ hatES roadwork so much 

➣ crush on ushijima (even though he’s dating semi)

➣ best friendos with kawanishi even though they bicker all the time. it’s what they do, it’s a salt based friendship

➣ pretends not to be so co-dependent but really has no idea what he’s gonna do when semi graduates

➣ has a pet bunny


✧ loves strawberry chapstick but hates strawberries. always has some strawberry flavored lip product with him at all time

✧ roomies with tendou !!

✧ tendou turned him into an anime nerd but he refuses to admit it

✧ his family owns a bakery so he learned how to bake at a really young age. he’s the team’s resident baker and makes cookies for them during “bonding night” 

✧ best friends with tendou and close with kawanishi and yamagata


✧ eldest of 5 kids, which is why he has paternal tendencies. also why he’s considered the team mom

✧ had a rough setter/ace relationship with ushijima when he was the official setter but they’ve become closer as high school progressed and now are great friends

✧ won’t admit how much he really cares for shirabu

✧ i love semi what a handsome boy <3


❂ the team bought him a keychain that beeps when needed for his phone so he doesn’t lose it because jesus christ he needs it

❂ can’t find his phone but can always find his keys

❂ rooms with someone from the soccer team because he didn’t put in his roommate recommendation in time

❂ he’s gotten into a fight before (it was sort of an accident, we don’t talk about it) and semi had to patch him up, while scolding him all the while (he also got quite a scolding from reon)

❂ has lunch with goshiki because he is a good senpai™

❂ cat person but loves dogs as well

❂ plays a lot of video games. he doesn’t have insomnia like tendou but can get carried away at night and forgets to sleep sometimes

❂ has talked to nishinoya over instagram a few times. they cool

❂ an angry little bean <3


✰ bionic immune system. even when the whole team is down with a bug, he’d never get it. 

✰ has had a pure little crush on ushijima (don’t tell tendou-san please!) 

✰ rooms with a classmate

✰ loves all of his senpais so much !!!

✰ likes semi’s tosses better than shirabu’s but don’t tell shirabu or he’ll stop tossing to goshiki during matches

✰ his favorite dog is a toy poodle and whenever he sees one, he will pet the shit out of it

✰ he has an irrational fear of pigeons and squirrels (again, don’t tell shirabu or he will never live it down)

✰ the campus is so big, his first few weeks, he had to use rollerblades to get around fast enough

✰ texts and skypes hinata all the time, they talk about dreams of being the ace and their amazing senpais!!


☁︎  wants a nap 24/7

☁︎ loves shirabu but he’s constantly pissed off at how messy shirabu is. like…please put your underwear in the hamper, it is literally 8 feet away

☁︎ pretty close to yamagata. he plays video games online with yamagata at night if he can’t sneak out to yamagata’s dorm

☁︎ he loves american food

☁︎ dogs are his favorite things ever? please give him all the puppies

☁︎ his parents weren’t around much, he was pretty much raised by his grandparents. he’s much closer to his grandma than his mother

☁︎ has a small crush on both semi and tendou, even though they are both dating other people

☁︎ ushijima bought him a plant for his birthday and he loves it. it’s on his desk and he always makes sure to water it


❊ loves to read all types of books. even american-translated classics

❊ he’s considering playing volleyball through college but isn’t sure if it’s what he wants to pursue as a career

❊ he and yamagata hold hands and have kissed before but aren’t starting any relationship as they are going to different colleges

❊ a very tidy person

❊ has a pet parakeet that his parents take care of while he’s at school

❊ FaceTimes his family regularly. He misses them a lot while he’s at school, but he loves the team like family

❊ gets a headache from the shouting whenever the team plays board games during “ bonding night”

❊ he and the rest of the third years eat dinner together at least twice a week

General Headcanons:

❐ “bonding night” is every saturday. they take turns deciding what to do 

❐ it was semi’s idea to make “bonding night” officially a thing but it was goshiki who first suggested going to karaoke one saturday night

❐ the third years promised to skype, text, email and stay in contact with each other and the rest of the team

❐ they all really love and support each other they are the best team fite me

anonymous asked:

Maybe rfa reacting to Mc talking to herself?? Like late at night? If that's doable ^^

Hello there! Thank you for the request! You did not deserve to wait this long though >.<


  • He would find you in the kitchen late at night getting a snack
  • You were talking to yourself about what would taste better on ice cream as you look in the cabinet
  • He rested on the wall and watched you
  • Than you asked yourself whether baking soda or baking powder reacted with vinegar
  • “What the hell is vinegar made out of?”
  • He snickered and blew his cover
  • “Hey you’re up. You want some ice cream?” you asked.
  • He smiled and walked over. “Sounds good.”
  • Not wanting to make you feel self-conscious he didn’t mention about you talking to yourself
  • He thought it was really cute how random and honest your thoughts were
  • “Hey,” you asked passing the chocolate syrup.
  • “Yeah?”
  • “Do you know what vinegar is made of?”
  • He started to chuckle again.
  • “What?” you asked confused.
  • “Geez, I love you so much,” the smile stuck as he pecked you on the lips.
  • “That doesn’t explain any of my questions!”


  • He was getting ready for bed when he heard you say something from the bathroom.
  • “Babe?” he called. “Were you talking to me?”
  • No response but he could still hear your voice.
  • He walked over to the closed bathroom door and listened for any queue that you were on the phone or calling him.
  • “—there’s the grocery store after work. We’re talking fruit, we’re talking veggies, and mama needs some proteins.”
  • What the hell? He smirked. Was she talking about her shopping list?
  • “Oh god, I wonder if that cashier guy is there. He always stares at my chest.”
  • What?! This is the first he heard about that.
  • At this point Zen was eavesdropping but he couldn’t stop now.
  • “But if I go to the other one it’s like fifteen minutes more and Lord knows I ain’t got time for that.”
  • The sink turned on for a few seconds.
  • “I wonder if Zen’s in bed yet…”
  • The door opened to reveal Zen pressed up against it.
  • “What are you doing?”
  • He straightened up. “I thought you called me but I guess you were on the phone?”
  • “Oh , I was just talking to myself.”
  • “You do that too?” Zen asked.
  • “So you don’t think it’s weird?” You asked. 
  • “No way,” he smiled. “I thought you would think it was unattractive so I tried to hide it.”
  • You had to smile back. “I’ve caught you doing it a few times and thought it was so great. Your especially handsome when you model in the mirror and talk to yourself,” you giggled at the memory.
  • His happiness overflowed as he hugged you tight and swung you around. Placing kisses all over your face as you laughed.


  • She woke up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom but found that you weren’t in bed.
  • But she could hear your voice clearly and followed the sound.
  • She found you sitting at the kitchen table staring at your laptop and…talking to it?
  • “Look, it’s not you. You’re great and you’ve been with me since the beginning.”
  • Was she Skyping with someone?
  • She continued to talk but Jaehee didn’t hear a voice talk back.
  • “I mean do you think I want you to die? No! I don’t! But it’s the only thing that would make sense.”
  • What was going on?
  • Jaehee stepped closer. “Hey, is everything ok?”
  • You put a hand over your heart. “You scared me.”
  • “I was just making sure everything was ok since you weren’t in bed.”
  • “Yeah, sorry. I just woke up and had this sudden inspiration to write.”
  • Oh, you were talking about the new book you were writing.
  • “So the dying part?” she inquired.
  • You sighed. “My main characters best friend Lin. It only makes sense to have him sacrifice himself for his friend for the plot but I can’t seem to let him go so easily.”
  • Jaehee didn’t quite understand but patted you on the shoulder. “I’m sure everything will be ok.”
  • It was the best she had.
  • You nodded. “I’ll take a break for tonight. Thanks baby.”
  • Jaehee had never seen someone talk aloud like that so passionately to themselves, or an imaginary character at that.
  • She decided maybe it was something writers did and maybe it was best not to interrupt them.


  • He finished work late in his study and headed to bed.
  • Only to find that you were also up late and talking to yourself?
  • “And what was her response?”
  • You put a hand on your hip and waved your other hand around, imitating someone you knew with a high pitch voice.
  • Oh sweetheart, the clocks ticking. You better get married so your mother can have grandchildren, poor dear.
  • You threw a pillow on the bed. “Cry me a river and drown in it you old hag.”
  • You paused. “Damn, I should have told her that too.”
  • “Agreed,” Jumin commented.
  • You turned around. “You and Elizabeth have got to stop walking so lightly. It’s not good for my heart.”
  • He smirked. “Do you often talk to yourself?”
  • You weren’t expecting that. “Well yeah, most people do.”
  • “Really?”
  • “Wait, have you never talked to yourself out loud?”
  • “No, it seemed odd when I could just organize my thoughts.”
  • “People talk out loud to do that too. Sometimes it’s easier to think when you hear the words leave your mouth. Plus if it’s too quiet it helps to talk out loud or do your own private comedy show to express how you’re feeling.”
  • He seemed thoughtful about it. “That seems rational.”
  • “Give it a try once in a while. Let’s practice, even though I’m here, just blurt out whatever you’re thinking to yourself.”
  • Jumin thought about what he had been thinking but the pause got him scolded. 
  • “Eh! Just talk out what you’re thinking.”
  • “Ok, well I was thinking that this was a strange way of expression…”
  • “Aha?” you said expectantly.
  • “But you are very sexy when you get riled up.”
  • “Oh…well than,” you swallowed.
  • He got closer. “The way you get flustered when I merely compliment you gets me excited.”
  • “I think that’s enough practice,” you say not being able take his unwavering gaze and honesty.
  • His hands wrapped around your waist to keep you close. “I think I prefer to share my thoughts out loud with you rather then myself.”
  • You tilted your chin up, “Is that so?”
  • “Mhm,” he hummed as he closed in for a passionate kiss.


  • He checked on you every once in a while through the security camera.
  • He tried to distance himself but all he did was wonder what you were up to.
  • How you were feeling…
  • At that thought he checked the camera and saw your hands being thrown in the air dramatically.
  • He tuned in and turned up the volume to make sure everything was ok.
  • “Can’t I at least get an answer to my questions,” you say putting away groceries.
  • “Honestly why do I have to like him. Sometimes I want to throw this phone right out the window.”
  • The bread was tossed onto the counter.
  • Saeyoung waited anxiously for the who. Was it him? Had she listened to him and found someone else?
  • “If you think you’re all that and a bag of Honey Buddah chips, 707, you got another thing coming!”
  • He smirked.
  • There was some sort of relief knowing that MC hadn’t changed their mind after all.
  • “You let me in, you kick me out. Let me in, kick me out. In, out, in, out.”
  • Yeah MC was still mad at him for sure.
  • You paused holding a bag of chips. “But I’ll be damned if I’ll give up. You hear that Mr. Acts-like-he-has no-feelings!  Challenge accepted!”
  • He chuckled and sat back in his chair. Even when MC talked to themselves it was honest.
  • Maybe that’s why he caught himself telling them feelings he thought he had locked up long ago.
  • It’s not like he could stop MC from fighting.
  • Plus he did like a challenge after all.
  • It was a question of whether he would come to regret it or not.

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The formal callout for Driad aka Daniel Mahone

Daniel Mahone from Cambridge UK is an online sexual predator. We are unsure about his age since he’s changed his age many times but he’s claiming to be 18 currently. He targets very young teenagers and coerces them into sexual conversations and has done this for years without repercussion.

He’s currently off tumblr as far as we know but he remakes often and having this widespread for awareness is a priority.

Some examples of the things he’s done are under the cut, general tw.

urls: driad, cptdriad, captaindriad, dryad

twitter: captaindriad

skype: mrdriad

kik: cptdriad

steam: bigbrownbat

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A Giving Master

I have to confess, I was never prepared for how much my Master would give me. In every day in so many ways, he shows me how much he adds to my life, and I am so grateful. 

In my previous post about the language of submission, I spoke about the theory of “The Language of Love”, which has been written about by relationship counselor Gary Chapman. To tell it in detail; he posited that there are basically five emotional love languages - five ways that people speak and understand emotional love. And healthy relationships thrive on speaking the same language your partner understands. These are:

  • Words of Affirmation: Expressing affection through spoken affection, praise, or appreciation.
  • Acts of Service: Actions, rather than words, are used to show and receive love.
  • Receiving Gifts: Gifting is symbolic of love and affection.
  • Quality Time: Expressing affection with undivided, undistracted attention.
  • Physical Touch: It can be sex or holding hands. With this love language, the speaker feels affection through physical touch.

And why do I write about this now? Because I have discovered… I have a Master that is speaking all five. On every level he is communicating his love and desire for me. Just as he said he would… he is leaving no stone unturned in his pursuit of bettering our relationship. The five ways are all there:

  • Every day, in so many ways, he tells me such appreciative, loving things, and I am honored to receive his praise. (Affirmation)
  • Every day he does something tangible; be it a video made for me; a photograph. A post. Whatever he can do at this distance, he does. (Service)
  • I cannot begin to count the physical gifts he has bestowed on me. I am a lucky, lucky slave. He has even contributed to my latest growth cycle. (Gifts)
  • We Skype every day; there isn’t a moment of our day we aren’t in touch when we can, if we aren’t working or asleep. He includes me in his day, and I make sure he is in mine. (Quality time)

  • Physically, we are separated for awhile longer. But we are sensual despite the distance. And when we are together, we are always hands-on. (Touch). 

So you see… nothing is missed. I am fulfilled and loved in every way it is possible to experience it. And there is yet more I could say… how he includes me in his household. How he takes time to help me when I feel stressed and struggling.

I am still learning which language he understands most directly, so I can give more of myself as a slave. But following his example… I will leave no stone unturned. I will give more and more until he feels the same amount of love that I do. He is so very worth it. 

Thank you Master. I love you.

- Beast 2017