the things i've done with my time tonight

The signs as things I've done while drunk
  • Aries: stole an entire bottle of champagne from my friends, ran, and drank the whole thing by myself under a tree
  • Taurus: asked my friends parents if I could make weed brownies as a joke and they said yes
  • Gemini: talked to a friend about the universe for an entire hour in some random person's yard at 2 am
  • Cancer: held my friends hair back while she threw up, put pj's on her, and tucked her into bed
  • Leo: danced on a bar in front of a wall that said "fuck yeah" with an American flag
  • Virgo: made plans with a complete stranger to go see Niagara Falls (I live in Florida)
  • Libra: when my dad's girlfriend asked for a lighter, I misheard her and ran to my room and grabbed my weed because I thought she said "light up" let's just say my dad wasn't happy
  • Scorpio: kissed three guys within the span of 2 hours
  • Sagittarius: went driving with friends (a sober person was driving dw) and had a titanic moment through my sun roof by myself (it was magical)
  • Capricorn: destroyed two grown ass men in beer pong my first time playing
  • Aquarius: went to a party with a friend when we heard a girl say "hey are we going skiing tonight?" (aka doing coke). My friend and I just looked at each other and got tf out of there
  • Pisces: grabbed a blanket and fell asleep in about 10 different places in my friend's house

If we all collectively don’t watch tonight’s episode then Cal doesn’t die and we all (well I can) pretend that he’s off training to be a surgeon because Sam got him a training position in America. Okay? deal? everyone agree?

anonymous asked:

Hey, I'm really interested in astrology but I'm sO new to it and there's sO much more to astrology than just the zodiac signs. I have no idea where to start with all the "Suns" and "Moons" and "Capricorn Rising" fancy stuff. It would be really great if you could sort of explain some of the basics or post a link to a website that could explain it. I've tried google but I done even know what to type in the search engine! Thx 💜 xoxo

Hello, love!! So I promised someone I’d make a big masterpost on astrological basics tonight! So I think this will be my masterpost haha! Let me know if you have any questions! 


So everyone is born with a natal chart, which defines where the sun, moon, and all the planets are located at the time of your birth. Each zodiac sign takes up 30-degrees of the total celestial orb thing (like the whole sky), and your natal chart says which sign each planet is within!

So if, at your birth, the sun is in the divide designated to Taurus, then your sun sign is Taurus (your sun sign is the sign most people already know since it’s based on your birthday), and if Jupiter is in the divide designated to Cancer, then your Jupiter sign is Cancer! (other signs are harder to track since they vary from year to year, if that makes sense)

Each planet is associated with a different part of your personality. Like Mercury is associated with logic and communication, and Saturn is associated with your restrictions and your responses to authority. And each zodiac sign has a set of traits. So if your Mercury sign is Libra, then you have Libra traits when it comes to logic and communication.

You can’t figure all your signs out by yourself unless you have a special book called an ephemerides which tracks the positions of all the planets at all times using tables. But you can find all your signs online at Put in your birth information, and it will give you a table with all of your signs (in the first column of that table)! 

Here are the traits associated with each sign: 

  • Aries: impulsivness, aggressiveness, an active nature
  • Taurus: romantic, patient, hard-working, stubborn
  • Gemini: analytical, talkative, adaptable 
  • Cancer: caring, defensive, motherly 
  • Leo: loyal, passionate, powerful 
  • Virgo: humble, critical, perfectionist
  • Libra: romantic, social, peaceful
  • Scorpio: passionate, jealous, intense
  • Sagittarius: honest, optimistic, idealistic
  • Capricorn: determined, hardworking, cold
  • Aquarius: unemotional, social, humanitarian
  • Pisces: dreamy, artistic, emotional

Here are what the planets represent: 

  • Sun: your basic personality 
  • Moon: your emotions and inner personality
  • Mercury: your communication and logic 
  • Mars: your anger and reaction to sex 
  • Venus: your relationships and reaction to beauty
  • Jupiter: things that expand you, good luck
  • Saturn: things that limit you, your reaction to authority 
  • Uranus: your reaction to progress and innovation
  • Neptune: your dreams, illusions 
  • Pluto: your secrets


Signs are classified by an element, duality, and mode/quality! Each sign is a different combination of element and mode. 

Here are the elements: 

  • FIRE (Aries, Leo, Sagittarius): active, creative, outgoing
  • EARTH (Taurus, Virgo, Cap): practical, determined, emotional restricted
  • AIR (Gemini, Libra, Aquarius): social, witty, intelligent
  • WATER (Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces): emotional, nurturing, receptive

Here are the dualities: 

  • PASSIVE/FEMININE (all earth and water signs): introverted
  • ACTIVE/MASCULINE (all fire and air signs): extroverted

Here are the qualities: 

  • CARDINAL (Aries, Capricorn, Libra, Cancer): dynamic, brave
  • FIXED (Taurus, Scorpio, Leo, Aquarius): stubborn, stable 
  • MUTABLE (Pisces, Virgo, Gemini, Sagittarius): flexible and adaptable


So there are 12 houses, and astronomically, they are based on the rotation of the earth about its axis. Rather than your birthday, your birth time and location determine the positions of the houses at your birth. So two people born on the same day at widely different locations or at different times don’t have the same house positions!

Your houses positions are indicated by the sign they start in at your birth! Like, below is my own personal chart!

There is an outer ring with all the zodiac signs, right? And you see below that ring is a second ring with lines that don’t really line up with the lines on the outer ring? Those are the divisions of my houses! On the far left, there is a thick black line, right? The chunk under that thick line and above the next line counterclockwise is my first house. Even though most of the 1st house is in Libra, my 1st house is technically in Virgo because that is where it starts. Your first house is also known as your rising sign, so Virgo is my rising sign! There is one planet in my first house, Venus (the dark green sign in that chunk). The next chunk is my 2nd house, and it continues around the wheel counterclockwise! So my 7th house is in Pisces, for example! Because the 7th chunk from the far left counterclockwise starts in Pisces!

Now each house dictates a different part of your life! Here is what each one dictates!

  • House 1: your self (AKA your rising sign, which shows how you come across to other people)
  • House 2: your possessions
  • House 3: communication
  • House 4: the home
  • House 5: creativity and sex
  • House 6: service and health
  • House 7: partnership and marriage
  • House 8: death and regeneration
  • House 9: philosophy and travel
  • House 10 (midheaven): career and reputation
  • House 11: hopes and friends
  • House 12: self-undoing and secrets

The planets you have in each house determines how that one part of your life is played out in your real life. For example, my Venus is in the 1st House (the House of self). This makes me charming, artistic, and romantic! And my moon is in the 9th house (the House of Philosophy) which makes me often impractical!

I think those are the basics! Admittedly, a lot of this is copy-and-pasted from my other posts, but I hope it helps! Remember you can always ask me if you have any questions about this technical stuff! GOOD LUCK, LOVE!!! <3

Guys… I’m still not okay!

  • "They say she's in the class A Team"
  • "The worst things in life come free to us"
  • "It's too cold outside for angels to fly"
  • "It's too cold outside for angles to die"
  • "I wanna be drunk when I wake up on the right side of the wrong bed"
  • "You have your mother's eyes"
  • "My 3 words have 2 meanings"
  • "Out of all these things I've done, I think I love you better now"
  • "Give me love"
  • "Maybe tonight I'll call ya after my blood turns into alcohol"
  • "I just wanna hold ya"
  • "All I want is the taste that your lips allow"
  • "Give me love like never before"
  • "It's been awhile but I still feel the same"
  • "Maybe I should let you go"
  • "I'll never leave again"
  • "You are the only one"
  • "Promise me you'll always be a friend"
  • "I wanna feel your love"
  • "For tonight, I wanna fall in love"
  • "I'm a mess a right now"
  • "I messed up this time"
  • "Don't fuck with my love"
  • "I'm not really looking for another mistake"
  • "You didn't need to take him to bed"
  • "I never saw him as a threat until you disappeared with him to have sex"
  • "I thought you were different"
  • "It's a bit too late if I'm honest"
  • "You should go 'cause I ain't ever coming home"
  • "I swear it will get easier"
  • "You won't ever be alone"
  • "I won't ever let you go"
  • "Wait for me to come home"
  • "You can fit me inside the necklace you got when you were 16, next to your heartbeat where I should be"
  • "I will remember how you kissed me under the lamppost back on sixth street"
  • "We are surrounded by all of these lies and people that talk too much"
  • "All that you are is all that I'll ever need"
  • "I wanna runaway with you"
  • "I don't want to hate you"
  • "He's not the right guy for you"
  • "It was never fine to lose you"
  • "I won't be changing the subject, I love it"
  • "I'll make your little secret public"
  • "I'm just disgusted with the skeletons you sleep within your closet to get back at me"
  • "Fact is you're mad at me because I backtracked so casually"
  • "You're practically my family"
  • "Tragically our love just lost the will to live"
  • "I don't love you"
  • "I don't need you"
  • "I don't want you"
  • "I don't wanna love you"
  • "Good things are over fast"
  • "Success is nothing if there's no one left to share with you"
  • "I still love you"
  • "I will be loving you 'til we're 70"
  • "My heart could still fall as hard at 23"
  • "People fall in love in mysterious ways"
  • "I fall in love with you every single day"
  • "Maybe we found love right where we are"
  • "You're a soul who could never grow old"
  • "Darling hold me in your arms the way you did last night"
  • "I could look into your eyes until the sun comes up"
  • "With your body next to mine, our hearts will beat as one"
  • "Kiss me like you wanna be loved"
  • "We're falling in love"
100 fleetwood mac rp starters
  • **these are my favorite lyrics from my favorite people ❤ feel free to change pronouns, etc!~**
  • ~~~
  • 1. "And if you don't love me now, you will never love me again"
  • 2. "Said you'd give me light but you never told me about the fire"
  • 3. "I should have known from the start, I'd be the broken-hearted"
  • 4. "Why don't you tell me what's going on?"
  • 5. "Well, who am I to keep you down?"
  • 6. "So I try to say goodbye, my friend"
  • 7. "I haven't felt this way I feel since many a year ago"
  • 8. "Living through each empty night, a deadly calm inside"
  • 9. "Agony's torn at my heart too long"
  • 10. "Do you know how to pick up the pieces and go home?"
  • 11. "All I want is to see you smile, if it takes just a little while"
  • 12. "Not all the prayers in the world could save us"
  • 13. "Loving you isn't the right thing to do"
  • 14. "We will never forget tonight"
  • 15. "I keep my visions to myself"
  • 16. "I wake up but only to fall"
  • 17. "You'll never get away from the sound of the woman that loved you"
  • 18. "Was I such a fool?"
  • 19. "Why not think about times to come and not about the things that you've done"
  • 20. "Dreams unwind; love's a state of mind"
  • 21. "Well I've been afraid of changing 'cause I've built my life around you"
  • 22. "You don't know what it means to win"
  • 23. "I'm so afraid"
  • 24. "The stars must be my friends to shine for me"
  • 25. "Tell me why everything turned around"
  • 26. "I hope and if I pray it might work out someday"
  • 27. "I never did believe in the ways of magic, but I'm beginning to wonder why"
  • 28. "Never change, never stop"
  • 29. "I know I could have loved you, but you would not let me"
  • 30. "Did you say that she loved you?"
  • 31. "Time makes you bolder"
  • 32. "Thunder only happens when its raining"
  • 33. "So we make our choices when there is no choice"
  • 34. "How can you love me? I don't understand why"
  • 35. "But never have I been a blue calm sea; I have always been a storm"
  • 36. "I never did believe in miracles, but I've a feeling it's time to try"
  • 37. "Damn the dark, damn the light"
  • 38. "I wish that you were mine"
  • 39. "All your life you've never seen a woman taken by the wind"
  • 40. "Don't say that you love me! Just tell me that you want me!"
  • 41. "I loved you from the start"
  • 42. "And if I was a child, and the child was enough…"
  • 43. "To you, I'll give the world"
  • 44. "Can you hear me calling out your name?"
  • 45. "It's only right that you should play the way you feel it"
  • 46. "Why are you right when I'm so wrong?"
  • 47. "Can you tell me, was it worth it?"
  • 48. "Remembering what you had and what you lost"
  • 49. "But now you're here; can't believe that you're back again"
  • 50. "Don't break the spell"
  • 51. "Now I know I can't lose, as long as you follow"
  • 52. "I feel that when I'm with you, it's alright"
  • 53. "Have mercy, baby, on a poor girl like me"
  • 54. "There's a heartbeat and it never really died"
  • 55. "Just think what tomorrow will do"
  • 56. "She's a dragon"
  • 57. "If I could, baby, I'd give you my world "
  • 58. "You can take me to paradise; and then again you can be cold as ice"
  • 59. "How can I ever change things that I feel?"
  • 60. "And I have changed, oh but you, you remain ageless"
  • 61. "Don't stop thinking about tomorrow"
  • 62. "Is there anything left to save?"
  • 63. "Damn your love, damn your lies"
  • 64. "I'm not a child anymore; I'm tall enough to reach for the stars"
  • 65. "Drowning in the sea of love where everyone would love to drown"
  • 66. "'Cause if you use me again it'll be the end of me"
  • 67. "Sleep easy by my side"
  • 68. "…Loneliness like a heartbeat, drives you mad"
  • 69. "I'd go anywhere…ask me and I'm there"
  • 70. "And I can't walk away from you, baby, if I tried"
  • 71. "Never going back again"
  • 72. "Gimme just a chance"
  • 73. "Your eyes say yes but you don't say yes"
  • 74. "Rulers make bad lovers"
  • 75. "Lightening strikes maybe once, maybe twice"
  • 76. "Time cast a spell on you, but you won't forget me"
  • 77. "I'll be waiting for you if you ever wanna be there"
  • 78. "Maybe I'm wrong but who's to say what's right?"
  • 79. "You say you want your freedom"
  • 80. "And you reached out your hand to me"
  • 81. "You're the poet in my heart"
  • 82. "I'm so weak and you're so strong"
  • 83. "She is like a cat in the dark and then she is darkness"
  • 84. "I can live today, if you give me tomorrow"
  • 85. "Every night he will break your heart"
  • 86. "I love you…like never before"
  • 87. "When the rain washes you clean you'll know"
  • 88. "And I feel that when I'm with you, it's alright"
  • 89. "We better make it soon before you break my heart"
  • 90. "Did I ever really care that much?"
  • 91. "She was just a wish"
  • 92. "You know you make me cry"
  • 93. "Will you ever win?"
  • 94. "And I don't have to tell you you're the only one"
  • 95. "I'll follow you down 'till they the sound of my voice will haunt you"
  • 96. "Did she make you cry? Make you break down? Shatter your illusions of love?"
  • 97. "Can the child within my heart rise above?"
  • 98. "You can go your own way"
  • 99. "I can still hear you saying you would never break the chain"
  • 100. "Now you tell me that I'm crazy; that's nothing that I didn't know"

I think I’ll upload a bunch of Clarence doodles I made some time ago. Tonight, or tomorrow, or the night of tomorrow, I don’t know but I’ll upload those. BTW I also sewed the Jeff thing I said time ago! But I’m not sure if I should show you because I’m shy (?)

So a thing I did tonight apart from writing a navel-gazey wall of text was to go to an event at a nearby bookstore and get my copy of Provenance signed! Also a postcard vestige which will have to go on the postcard wall.

The event was fun; it was brilliant to see Ann Leckie in person. Apparently she’s done an event at this store before, and I’m sorry to have missed that one but glad I made it this time.

Provenance is wonderful, by the way. I haven’t been talking about it because I’d like to avoid spoiling it for several of my mutuals, but I absolutely loved it and recommend you check it out if science fiction is even slightly a thing you like.

i am forever grateful for the things dan and phil have done for me. they’ve made me happy so many times. they’ve shown me so much about loving myself and who i am. they’ve changed my perspective on so many things. we joke around about them a lot, but in all seriousness, i am so so so grateful that they are a part of my life