the things i think i love

Please imagine Magnus calling up Alec in a huff, and the first thing he says when Alec answers is “How many hearts do you have next to my name in your phone?”

Turns out Magnus is upset by the character cap in his phone contacts, so he decided to ask Alec how many hearts to put next to “Alexander” rather than just ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️x100

Alec is just like “Umm, none?”

Wrong answer.

Before Alec can dig himself a hole any further though, he says instead “What about that sparkly heart? That suits you.”

It doesn’t solve Magnus’ dilemma about how to save Alec in his contacts, but knowing he’s “Magnus 💖” in Alec’s phone does bring a small smile to his face.

Google has a twisted sense of humor. I was looking for a pic of that “there are at least 5 turtles” meme for the purposes of illustrating a humorous point. And now I’m absolutely screaming, because these were my results:

Do y’all see why I’m screaming yet? Here, let me zoom in to highlight the source of my existential crisis:

of the 15 million plus results google came up with for “at least 5 turtles”…

THERE ARE ONLY FOUR (4) PICTURES ILLUSTRATING THIS MEME.

FOUR.

*cue hysterical laughter*

Like/reblog this post if you enjoyed Yuri on Ice for more reasons than just Victor and Yuuri’s relationship

I want to prove someone wrong.

i want it to snow

Why? Does he look more like a “Totalitarian Regime” to you?

@gabriielreyes you made like……1 singular post about this a few days ago but i havent stopped thinking about it

also:

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All the hard work and dedication is for living fully his last year as a high school student 

Reasons why I love Luke 

  • lays around shirtless taking snapchats using dumb filters and even dumber captions
  • uses slang words no one uses anymore 
  • uses memes from 2 years ago
  • laughs at memes of himself
  • captions his ig photos with spongebob quotes 
  • gets the most hate, but never let’s it get to him 
  • reposts Michael’s photos 
  • is the best uncle to Lenny 
  • sings non stop 
  • pulls weird ass faces for no reason???
  • he’s a mummy’s boy 
  • uses the most Australian emojis 🐨🇦🇺
  • he’s a beer dad 
  • is so shady to everyone??? 
  • he wears gold and sparkly boots that shine brighter than my future 
  • wears Saint Laurent 
  • is a sugar daddy 
  • shops at Sephora 
  • he went to Rodeo Drive once 
  • is so nice to everyone even if they’re mean to him
  • drives a shitty car even though he’s rolling in money 
  • is the funniest human ever 
  • the most Australian guy you’ll ever meet 
  • uses Aussie slang all the time
  • AUSTRALIAN ACCENT 
  • has starry freckles all over his skin 
  • his laugh 
  • whoville daddy 
  • his noSE 
  • his lips make everyone want to make out with him 
  • could be tinker bell when he wears that green shirt 
  • goes on spontaneous walks with his nephew Lenny and snaps about it 
  • plays acoustic guitar in the sun 
  • is anti social 
  • tweets about his distaste for pants 
  • tweets about breakfast a lot 
  • thinks everyones judging him.. (room service, Netflix etc) 
  • has a heart of gold and the patience of a saint 
  • parties most nights but still looks good???
  • also looks like model whenever he’s on long ass flights
  • wears whatever makes him feel good 
  • always stops for fans 
  • sang w Brian at warped tour and made everyone want to fuck him 
  • he makes my chest and stomach fill with butterflies 
  • he makes people (me) happy 

dishonored 2 is 5000% scarier than the original like this is a straight-up first person horror survival game i was sneakin thru a bloodfly-infested house and i didnt realize there were nest-keepers there and one of them crept up directly behind me and whispered ‘now im going to have to hurt you’ in my ear and anyway thats why i havent been active much lately its because dh2 scared all the remaining years off my life and i died

OKAY SO REASONS WHY EVERYONE SHOULD LOVE KEN:

  • Feels comfortable mouthing off to a heavily-armed employer in his very first scene
  • Seems to have better cardio than Bart
  • Seems to have better music taste than Bart
  • Asks a strange biker to call him a cab
  • Drives a motorbike literally one episode later
  • Seems to have a shady criminal past
  • “I knew I’d die in some weird way eventually”
  • Attempts to fight Farah despite having no combat experience at all
  • Hits Bart up for money for lunch
  • Can see Bart in her underwear and doesn’t make it weird
  • Sits protectively outside Bart’s shower and doesn’t make it weird
  • Will sing Backstreeet Boys on command
  • Figures out that “the universe is broken” because, for the first time, Bart misread what the universe was telling her regarding Dirk Gently
  • He and Bart are wearing matching colours in the last episode
  • Shrugs at Todd in quiet Normal Dude™ understanding
  • Played by actual cinnamon roll Mpho Koaho
  • He and Bart stole a corgi from the body-swapping cultists
  • Fixes the time machine/soul swapper/unlimited energy device that closes the time loop once and for all
  • It takes him literally less than a week to go from she’s going to kill me and I’m petrified to she’s going to kill everyone else and I’m fully supportive of her life choices
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joshua birthday countdown: d-1

joshua’s lines through the eras [ cr 1. 2. 3. ]

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Adrinette Month Day 5: Coffee Shop Au 

Back to working loosely haha I enjoy it far too much 8]

He didn’t know when she started sitting there, every morning at eight, with a cup of coffee in her hands. He only knew when he started remembering her. 

Sometimes she was with someone–a friend, he hoped–but most times, she was alone, sitting contentedly with her beverage, enjoying her own company. 

He never could quite muster up the courage to go up to her–what was he going to say? “Hey, I’ve been watching you drink coffee every morning as I walk to work, how’s it going?” Yeah, that’s not a bit creepy.

So one day, when it was down-pouring, and he went his way to work, believing fully that perhaps today, he might not get to see her, he was surprised to find he was wrong. There she was, wearing a bright red raincoat–but no umbrella.

And he finally found his chance.