the things i do for the starks i s2g

so there’s an anti jonsa tag on tumblr now and i am fucking LIVID oh my god like it just speaks to tumblr’s love of toxic relationships that people would rather ship sansa with someone like petyr baelish or sandor clegane over jon, the type of man ned always wanted for his daughter, who put an end to janos slynt, who is the brave and kind knight sansa never knew she was actually dreaming of growing up.

jon literally fused his soul to sansa’s the minute they were reunited at castle black, no longer considering himself a solitary being without plans nor purpose; he saw sansa and immediately went “what will WE do”, because he knows he will never let himself be parted from her again, and not because of duty or being noble, but because during the time they were ripped away from each other, both truly learned what it was like to be lonely wolves without a pack.

and don’t give me that “they’re cousins” bullshit like i see u over there shipping jon with dany like… she’s his AUNT do u not realize jon would be horrified at the things she’s done and he’s never wanted to be anything but a stark like i s2g jon/sansa might turn out to be the only non-toxic relationship on this whole damn show and you’re still claiming sansa’s your fave, yet you ship her with gross, creepy men that she’s never ever wanted like pls stop being so transparent and let sansa stark find happiness and live

anonymous asked:

Imagine Sam and Clint introduces video games to Bucky but no one thinks the violent games are a good idea to play, so they end up mostly playing stuff Minecraft, Peggle, Mario Kart, and Portal. And as it turns out, Bucky ends up being pretty good.

bucky thrashes them all at mario kart, it turns out. and since tony is a poor sport they all decide that it’s not the best game to play as a team, so sam and clint turn on minecraft. (bucky is actually SPECTACULARLY bad at minecraft, as it turns out, and tony is phenomenal, so that’s not a good game for them either.)

they turn on portal and hand bucky the controller and, wow. there’s something about the gameplay that changes bucky. mario kart makes bucky mean as hell, and minecraft makes him curse on a level higher than rage quit. but portal… portal is relaxing, for some reason.

chell’s story kind of strikes close to home, something that sam and clint both FORGOT, but bucky doesn’t react to gladOs’ caustic remarks. in actuality, he snorts, even as he solves each puzzle like it’s nobody’s business. wheately is the only thing that makes him flinch.

“dude, are you crying over the end of a video game?”

“I swear to fuck, barton, if you tell sam i will murder you in your sleep.”


“god damnit, clint, i am not your kindergarten teacher, work it out yourselves.”

they do. natasha comes in an hour later to thrash them both at mario kart to get bucky to shut up about minecraft.