the things i do for the potential apocalypse

  • me the first 90% of x-men apocalypse: oh my god. oh my god. hands down no question if oscar isaac as apocalypse teleported into my kitchen and did that seductive whisper thing where he told me about all my hidden potential and gave me better super-powers i'd hand over anything. legit anything. he could ask me for my sweet potato fries and i would hand them over. those of you who know me know how much i love sweet potato fries but i'd do it, if oscar isaac as apocalypse asked
  • me the last 10% of x-men apocalypse: oh my god. oh my god. hands down no question if sophie turner as jean grey kool-aid man-ed down the wall of my kitchen with her epic telekinetic fiery phoenix aura i'd hand over anything. legit anything. she could ask me for my sweet potato fries and i would hand them over. those of you who know me know how much i love sweet potato fries but i'd do it, if sophie turner as jean grey asked