the things i do


submitted by @spyderqueen

Isabela: Teamwork is overrated. Sharing is a bunch of bull, too. And helping others. And what’s all this crap I’ve been hearing about tolerance?
Hawke: Hmm. Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.


I saw maybe the clip of Clooney and Tarantino in the RV trying to make it across the border, and I was like oh that kinda looks like a cool action family about some guys who kidnap a family and whatever and i only saw like one commercial break to one commercial break so i picked up the movie later and watched the whole thing and i was action movie, action movie, action movie, vampires? what the hell is going on?


“Chucky Vane” (click photos to embiggen)

Please understand:

  • I do not own a sewing machine.  This was stitched entirely by hand.
  • I did not have a pattern.  I made this by trial and error.
  • Before this project, I had never sewn anything more complicated than a button.
  • I started working on this in JANUARY.  It took me SIX MONTHS.
  • Because of all this, he is stuffed with 100% pure profanity.

I don’t know if anyone remembers the “Child’s Play” movies, but that’s why I’m calling him “Chucky”.  :P

(Edit: Since this has gone around more than I expected, here’s a great picture of the original character that inspired the project:  Charles Vane from Assassin’s Creed IV: Black Flag)

There’s this song called The Things I Do x Tessa Violet, and there’s a line that goes, 

Demons tell her with a shrug, “You are not worth being loved.”

And it gets me everytime. I get goosebumps every. single. time. The image of a demon being so nonchalant about someone not being worth the love of someone else, somehow it feels more crushing that way. The imagery of the entire song makes me want to full on weep, it’s so powerful and beautiful. This is one of the best reminders I’ve ever had that it’s so wrong to feel like you aren’t worthy of love or really any basic human emotional need. Whether or not you believe in demons, the voices telling you that you don’t deserve love are wrong. And if you can’t wrap your mind around the absolute fact that you are worth love, I pray that you believe that for yourself someday. 

i feel like justin would spank his girlfriend like we all know he has a daddy kink he makes it the most obvious thing in the world and he would always spank his girl when he thinks she’s being naughty and even though she thinks she did nothing justin would protest and be like “you were being naughty today, babygirl. daddy doesn’t like that.” and he would spank your ass and those days where he’s had a long day in the studio those would be the worst and kinda best times for you because you liked when he spanked you because his voice would get so low and seductive and it would turn you on and his dirty mouth is heaven to your ears so you would always be in for it then and on those days where you decide to wear something a little revealing and you would walk around his friends he would take you to another room and press you up against a wall with his hard on right between your thighs and whisper in your ear like “you know daddy doesn’t like it when you wear that stuff in front of his friends?” and “you’re mine and only mine, you got that babygirl” and it would be so hot and you two would fuck it out there like that boy would fuck you anywhere at anytime like the studio yes, in his tour bus yes, his parents house yes even though that’s wrong af, in jazzys bed yes, in his dressing room yes, the shower hell yeah, in a public restroom you know it, at a drive thru at mcdonalds no question, like anywhere that boy can stick his dick in you he would do it and we all know it  and he would be into all that kinky stuff not just spanking although that is his favorite because he loves to see you squirm underneath him and he would always feel so powerful and dominant and daddy justin is hot af i’m done byeeee

edit by sixtten

yay so it seems to be that time where literally every ones making follow forevers so i thought i should do one too why not

i feel like this is a super long list but then again i feel like i forgot a lot of people. anyway i love you all a lot, i talk to most of you practically everyday and others i’ve never talked to you at all but it doesn’t matter because you make my dash worth scrolling through everyday

21stagram, ahazouis, bitchziam, boyfreindstagrams, begharry, boogeymanlouis, breathingzain, cockcaster, cockyzayn, crownzayn, deludedziam, deathbymalik, damnitziam, fvckszayn, fricksziam, godlymalik, gtfozayn, grimshart, gay4zayn, harrypoops, ibanglouis, louiswilliam, liamsfeather, lustsliam, liamnpayne, mackinmalik, maliksempire, malikbye, maliksweeknd, malikandcheese, mattiehealy, necessarypayne, nozayn, oyezayn, oralmalik, passionpayne, pharrelwiliams, quiffmezayn, reservedformalik, ratedpayne, sextzayn, soccerlou, stupidstagram, samegig, tomlintoot, tastefulmalik, tuxedomalik, trashymalik, wankziams, ziame, ziamsex, ziamgasm, zayniepaynie, zaynsgraffitiwall, zedmaliks, zeynstagram, zeynmalik, zackmaliks, zaynmyeverything, ziamdirtbag, zaynsdiana, zeddieredpayne, zaytanist, zaynile, zcuis, zaynrocketking, zaynz, zaynthirsty

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