the thing about my otp is

anonymous asked:

hello, a recently-turned 16-year-old here!! i like your blog but i constantly hesitate on following bc otayuri makes me super uncomfortable and the fact that you're lowkey sexualizing someone my age always keeps me away. so, quick question - why are you putting a 15-year-old boy in sexual situations, Welcome to the Madness notwithstanding considering that's the studio's thing

Once upon a time when the earth was young and dinosaurs roamed freely (so… 2002), RC was 15 years old. RC sucked her first dick that year. RC loved it. RC hasn’t forgotten the thrill and uncertainty and fun of discovering her body and what she liked sexually. And sometimes RC likes to revisit that time through her writing.

Look, if this pairing ain’t your bag, that’s perfectly fine! That’s why I diligently tag my posts: XKit’s Blacklist tool is a wonderful thing. Blacklist the otayuri/otp: the brat and the android tags and follow me without worrying about seeing it. Or don’t follow and pop in every so often.

Whatever works for you, bb! You are in charge of the content you consume, after all.

Hi everyone!

I don’t have very many people I can talk to about this but I’m really excited so I thought I’d make a text post about it.

Tales of Festival is happening soon (Next week!) and I’m so ready to drop my money onto their dvd after it comes out (probably half a year later but oh well) but I wanted to share, if you haven’t been following, the things I find exciting about this year.

Ludger and Jude’s VAs will be appearing this year, but more specifically, Jude’s visual is his ToX2 outfit and they’re the only 2 from Xillia/Xillia2 this year so I’m guessing there’s going to be interactions between them for this year’s skits.

They are also selling 2 mabo curry sets that come with one of two aprons: a rollo apron or a teepo apron (the graphic on the back of X2 Jude’s t-shirt). And today they released the food+drink booth menu and they’re offering a cocktail based on Ludger and Jude, and just, god, thank you Bamco, now take my Xillia3 AU folder and make the rest of my dreams come true.

Either way I’m thankful and dying and I have a comic in the works. I hope you’re all having a wonderful day.

Post your last selfie along with 10 FACTS about yourself. Tag 10 other people to keep it going! <3<3<3

Selfi from me?Never sorry guys hahah

Tagged by: @sasgayandnaruhoe Thanks darling♥

1) Well,my favoure band linkin park changed musical direction..It’s hard for me because I listen them since I was , what, 12? horrible

2) Idk what I really want to do In my life..

3)You all know that I love chocolate,yaoi,anime and music too much XD

4)I never had boyfriend..or first kiss,nothing about that shits

5) I never love anything like I love my otp NaruSasu!They are my everything when I’m sad and depressed!

6)Live with my parents and one brother..one kiss for them :*

7) I love everything that has to do with water..dishwashers, swimming, sea..puddles ahhahah

8) I’m agains hate and anti things, but if you provoke me ..I will shoot

9)I read fanfice for 6 years constantly…..should I be worried for myself? XD

10) like to be alone..but I’m afraid of loneliness so bad

I tag: uhh @sns4life(I’m sure you already been tagged,but heh..) , @kunfyouzed , @envy-and-pride , @schaychan , @snow124-art , @2blazingshadows

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White Day  ♡ (˘▽˘>ԅ( ˘⌣˘)

can you imagine. Library au Keith and hunk work in receiving, processing new shipments/donations and putting books back from the dropoff chute. Pidge is IT support for the library and keeps the servers secure and lightning fast and definitely doesn’t spy on people with her network. Shiro and lance are the receptionists bc Lance thought it would be a good way to meet some smokin bodies and shiro just really loves books okay. Coran owns the building and Allura manages it and takes down all the mouse traps Coran puts up because “they’ve never chewed anything or pooped on the books, Coran!" 

 And there are the usual library shenanigans including but not limited to 

  •  - a closet full of books. no context it’s just there and Coran wants it to stay. 
  •  - squirrels sneaking in through the dropoff chute when the weather gets colder - hunk and keith hunting the squirrels bc they’re not always busy
  • - hunk wanting to be humane only and Keith slowly putting his knife away
  •  - Keith this is a library why do you have a knife
  •  - *squints into the horizon like a war veteran* squirrels
  •  - pidge suggesting that the mice are helping the squirrels
  •  - keith’s war against rodents begins and Allura scrambles to set up cozy hiding spots for them all just out of Keith’s reach
  •  - and then he finds his pistachios MISSING and his pear has been nibbled upon and he mc freaking loses it
  •  - shiro puts this sign up on the dropoff chute very quietly and kindly and he just kind of puffs up knowing that he’s done a Good Deed
  •  - people start obeying the sign and Lance leaves the front doors open so he can hear it every single time it happens. He has a tally chart.
  • - the chute opens one day without anyone shouting down it and Keith runs upstairs and looks around "did you see any squirrels ma'am" 
  • - Lance is dying bc it was him. 
  •  - klance makeouts between the bookshelves 
  • - the dudes from the computer repair shop next door coming in and asking if any of the webcams in the library had mysteriously turned on too 
  • - pidge is a good liar bc obviously she was behind it. 
  •  - hunk and allura putting food for the squirrels on the roof in an attempt to keep them safe from Keith 
  • - hunk and allura realizing that the squirrels are determined, suicidal little shits and so they just put food in the corner of the library or up on the highest bookshelves and hope that their tails will do the dusting for them 
  • - shiro sighing at literally everything as he hand feeds the squirrels 
  • - is he Snow White like how does he do that 
  •  - Keith’s Betrayed Face when he sees shiro schmoozing the squirrels 
  • - *whispers* I thought you loved me 
  • - shiro rolling his eyes so hard he goes and joins a bowling league 
  •  - the dudes from the computer repair shop coming back AGAIN and asking if show tunes had started playing in the library 
  • - pidge must physically remove herself from their presence bc she’s trying very hard not to cackle like an overlord 
  • - Keith brings in a CAT 
  • - allura is horrified and literally clutches her chest 
  •  - Lance falls in love with the cat, feeds it treats and snacks and gives it lazy toys until it gets ULTRA FAT 
  • - Keith comes to the conclusion that his bf sabotaged his cat plan on purpose and cuts off the nookie supply for a month
  •  - worst month of everyone’s lives tbh 
  • - hunk begs Keith to please just fuck Lance again 
  • - a hanjo in the Scientology section at the very least please please please 
  •  - pidge and shiro end up stuck in the weird book closet somehow 
  • - shiro COULD break down the door but that’s just a lot of work 
  • - why break things when you could have a book fight 
  • - they throw a couple hundred paperbacks at each other for 20 minutes 
  •  - pidge builds a throne of books and rules her domicile (400 books and shiro) with cunning and dignity 
  • - until shiro slaps her in the face with a copy of pride and prejudice and the war begins anew 
  • - the library has like three floors and everyone knows to stay out of the left wing of the third floor during lunch breaks bc Lance and Keith honestly don’t care if u see their butts they will not stop 
  • - shiro or hunk lifting pidge onto their shoulders to put more food on the shelves for the squirrels 
  • - the general populace of the town not being weirded out by any of the shenanigans in the library 
  • - it’s just another beautiful day in mr Roger’s neighbourhood for them 
  • - Keith runs by them with a knife in his teeth and a net in his hands? Totally normal

NOW COMES IN FANFIC

Person C: I still can’t believe you two are dating. The more I thing about it, the more I shake my head. Like, how…?

Person A: Yeah? Right? To be honest at first I didn’t think it’d work. But, hey, B is amazing, he’s smart, he’s funny, he’s ridiculously attractive and he’s always there when I need him *looks expectantly at B*

Person B: Oh? Yeah, what he said. Plus, uh, the sex is great, because, eh, he’s got a big dick.

Person A: ….

Person C: ….

Person B: I’m sorry. A said all the things that I too wanted to say and I, kind of, y'know, panicked.

best things about sense8 s2:

  • who am i speech
  • riley’s fucking ipod seagulls
  • zakia not being straight
  • van damn bus cheering when capheus and zakia kissed
  • lito screaming in the museum as riley, big 2017 mood
  • lito being a melodramatic little shit lying on the road “practicing being homeless”
  • sun having none of it
  • sun’s badass old lady friend straightup spearing a suspicious guard
  • “my sister is the fucking terminator”
  • detective “worships the ground sun walks on” mun
  • sun & dog OTP
  • kalagang pool scene
  • são paulo parade
  • kala shutting wolfgang & will down by setting a fuckin car on fire
  • wolfgang’s face when rajan kisses him/kala goodmorning
  • nomi & neets double proposal
  • wolfgang? ask for help? can’t picture it
  • return of diego and being done with will
  • bug’s love of lito’s movies
  • my homicidal son wolfgang showing up when lito was called a slur
  • my badass daughter sun showing up when nomi was called a slur
  • “your life is either defined by the system, or by the way you defy the system”
  • capheus’ speech as a candidate “love is a bridge and not a wall, if we let it be”
  • kala’s “bring it bitch” @ lila
  • will’s sassy ass whenever he talks to whispers
  • whispers getting beat up at the end
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susan/frieda + strength

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The “me” couple are not really partners. They may love each other; they may be happy enough. But they don’t operate as effectively in love or work as the “we” couple. The “we” couples are unquestionably a team. You see it in their body language and especially in their speech. And when they have successes or problems they view it as something happening to both of them. 

inspired by @bringingthepretty

listen this food truck au thing has absolutely saved/destroyed my life and i couldn’t help myself I’M NOT EVEN SORRY

(if you haven’t heard about this yet, here’s a link to give you some context lmao)

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top 50 otps of all time ☆ #35. Rae Earl & Finn Nelson 

“When I look around, I see that everyone’s the protagonist of their own story. And the thing about stories is that not all of them have a happy ending. But some do.”

School AU Prompts

- “ I accidentally grabbed your notebook and I found a crap ton of gay writings/doodles and they’re amazing. Wait, are those combinations of our names all over the pages?” AU

- “I have no one to sit with at lunch so I sat at your table and now your friends are not-so subtly kicking you under the table. Now they’re very loudly whispering that your crush has shown up and oh my god. I have never seen you this red by the way.” AU

- “I’m much taller than you but you have the locker above my mine. Now I have to awkwardly crouch underneath you twice a day and I almost headbutted you in the crotch, I’m sorry.” AU

- “It’s the middle of a class but I had to go to the bathroom and I can hear you scream singing Broadway musicals from one of the stalls.“ AU

- “It’s finals week and you forgot you had a math exam today. Now you’re screaming into into your hands while laying on the ground and I’m laughing hysterically while trying to read equations to you.” AU

- “There is a lockdown drill that’s lasting a really long time so we’re stuck in a dark room crammed under a desk together. Wanna talk about our feelings now?” AU

- “I forgot my gym shirt and no one is letting me borrow theirs so can I have yours, even though it’s several sizes too large? Thanks, but you can stop telling me I look really cute in your clothing because I can’t stop blushing.” AU

- “Our teacher is really boring so I zoned out while accidentally staring at you. Now, instead of being mad you’re just making weirder and weirder poses until I realize what’s happening.” AU

- “I didn’t know that this desk I sat down at was yours so instead of telling me to move you just sat on my lap and started taking notes. Also, I kinda don’t want you to move because you’re really cute.” AU

- “The substitute legit doesn’t care about this class so we’re doing increasingly worse and weirder things to see if he calls us out. And now you’re basically straddling me while a group of kids is singing happy birthday and honestly this is the most romantic thing to ever happen to me.” AU

- “We were forced to go outside due to a fire drill and I forgot my jacket, which sucks because it’s super cold. Thanks for lending me this jacket but you’re my crush and I almost screamed when you gave it to me. Just know, you’re never getting this back.” AU

Voltron has been slacking on the bbff (best boyfriends forever) Hunk/Lance content… to pass muster, I demand that season 3 includes:

-more inside jokes. And blackmail. U know that Hunk has at least 15 stories MEMORIZED that he can allude to with a sentence and immediately make Lance clam up. And vice-versa, but it’s more effective when it’s Lance lmao.

-Let Them Touch. Yo,the two of them are definitely the most touch-prone on the team so let!! Them!! Lean on each other!!!! Lance is a cat… let him drape himself over Hunk’s back while he’s working and stuff. I want more back to back content… that one scene w the juice pouches was not enough to satisfy me.

-I want Hunk and Lance to either Always Side W Each Other or to like,,, immediately suspect each other if the last juice box gets taken. There’s no in between. They either ride together, or they war against each other and die together. They know each other’s strength and weaknesses… if they’re apart, you’ll need one to take down the other. If they’re together… they’re unstoppable.

-let them?? Be selfish about each other?? If Hunk takes a hit in battle, I want Lance to panic and almost abandon his post for a second. Like, I get that they’re saving the universe, and they do care about that. But… they’re also incredibly important to each other. Yeah, they have the team now, but before- all they had was each other. “I don’t want to save the universe if you won’t be in it” sort of thing. Yknow?

  • yoongi: jimin.
  • jimin: yeah?
  • yoongi: i want to fuck you.
  • yoongi: like, really hard.
  • yoongi: but then romantic.
  • yoongi: but kinda wanna pull your hair and make you call me daddy.
  • yoongi: oh god.