he wears the smell of blood and death like a perfume. there is fire in his eyes and ice in his veins, but you love him anyway, for he is a star, burning with the light of a thousand suns (and your world is dark without him).
hello friend I have had a pretty bad day do you think you can hmu with some fluffy whizzer/marvin headcanons??
awww i’m sorry friend!! i hope you have a much better day tomorrow!! these are for you, lovely<3
whizzer practically melts when marvin strokes his hair or scratches the nape of his neck (canon) but the moment anyone else touches whizzer’s hair, neck or face attack mode is Activated
whizzer also likes it when marvin traces patterns on his arms and hands when he’s tired. he watches him because the movements are just mesmerising and it’s so relaxing
whizzer didn’t like to hold hands before marvin (or more like he didn’t really consider it – was more of a one night stand than a relationship guy) but marvin just loves holding hands so much and whizzer loves to see him happy. whizzer quickly grows to love it and they’re practically always grabbing at each other in public.
marvin is the one who will insist he’s not hungry but then whizzer will buy an ice cream or something and marvin will tell him he should share because it’s only polite.
whizzer even offers to go buy another ice cream for him but he’s “not that hungry, god whizzer”
whizzer practically lives in the crook of marvin’s neck. in bed? cuddling? watching a movie? literal magnetic attraction. even when whizzer’s asleep he moves just so he can stay in place. also this is an obvious advantage when it comes to neck kisses.
they go to art galleries together and point at the “ugly” paintings and say “that’s you”
marvin: i love yoooou whizzer: *snorts* gay
they both agree that 80s pop is the most superior pop to ever exist. i’m talking duran duran’s rio and david bowie’s let’s dance. i want you to imagine them in their kitchen at 2am dancing.
whizzer: *wiggling and stalking over to marvin as toto’s africa plays* marvin, laughing and covering his mouth: you’re- *wheeze* ridicULOUS whizzer: but you love me? marvin, teasing: let’s not go that far
marvin & whizzer: *losing their shit to madness’s baggy trousers in the car* jason, mortified: DAD, PLEASE DRIVE
whizzer meticulously takes care of his nails and nails are one of the first things he notices when he meets marvin.
marvin: well, hey there whizzer: god, your nails are awful. ever heard of pushing back your cuticles?? marvin: i- what…?
i’m heading into modern au territory but they’re the couple that insists on clapping along to the Friend’s theme tune no matter what. you’re holding something? tough shit, not anymore!
marvin’s a really nice, deep but soft singer and it’s one of whizzer’s favourite things. they could be snuggling together as marvin nuzzles whizzer’s hair and whizzer will request that he sing “their song” – which changes every month btw – and marvin will happily oblige.
i imagine love will tear us apart by joy division is unofficially “their song”.
they’re both dad dancers i don’t make the rules. they’re terrible and embarrassing but they’re loved.
whizzer loves to gush about the latest fashion trends or photography and marvin is always so eager to listen. whizzer also listens emphatically as marvin tells him about his day.
they’re both outrageously competitive. they make bets over the most mundane things.
marvin: i bet you can’t scale that wall whizzer, already climbing: you bet, my ass
one of them gets sick, then both of them gets sick so they are both whiney and unwell in bed together.
they try to get each other to do things with excuses like “but you’re taller!!” “THAT DOESN’T MEAN ANYTHING, MARVIN”.
charlotte and cordelia save them from their bed illness cacoon with food and medicine, don’t worry.
whizzer has the World’s Ugliest Laugh (snorts and gasps and all) but to marvin it’s the most beautiful thing. goes out of his way to make dumb jokes and tickle whizzer just to hear it.
As I’m hitting the tenth theme mark, I am also approaching my two-year anniversary as a theme maker (can you believe it’s been so long and how far I’ve gotten? it’s a bit surreal, man. or, okay. a lot surreal), I decided to celebrate by putting together a theme pack…and good god, what a ride it has been. This set took inspiration from nature — specifically, from honeybees — and the result is my best work yet. I hope you will enjoy it as much as I do. ❤
Special thank yous to bane, for being helpful (as always), to alex (for sending me memes at 4 am to power me through), and to the people at bibtown for being very understanding of my slow descent into madness. Y’all rock.
「 THEME #010: HONEYCOMB by angelicxi 」
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❥ the link to the code is in the sidebar desc.
Honeycomb is where it all started. I’ve been
meaning to make a theme pack since the beginning of this month, but I
lacked the inspiration. Then, one night, I dreamed of bees…and eureka
happened. It’s a versatile, fun theme, and it will work great with
personal & aesthetic blogs.
[ + ] 500px posts
[ + ] left sidebar
[ + ] sidebar has five image slots (125 x 250px)
[ + ] title & subtitle slots
[ + ] short description (though you can make it longer)
[ + ] home & ask + four extra links
[ + ] tags on hover
[ + ] webkit scrollbar (tiny and cute to accomodate a longer sidebar desc.) for Chrome
[ + ] background options: plain color, gradient, texture/pattern, full wallpaper
[ & ] the bonus bee ornament at the bottom of the posts, which I personally find neat
For any questions, contact me. Remember that you’re allowed to
change colors, images, and the like (obviously). For more major tweaks,
I’d appreciate it if you asked first.
「 ABOUT PAGE #003: BEEYOUTIFUL by angelicxi 」
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❥ the link to the code is in the description.
I wish I was sorry about the terrible pun. I’m not. It’s cheesy as all hell, but it fits the sentiment perfectly. beeyoutifulis honeycomb’sperfect companion: it is a gift from me to the beautiful you.
[ + ] gradient background, though I’ve left instructions for others inside the code [ + ] topbar with title & four links (though you can add more
[ + ] five image slots (125 x 250px) to keep your aesthetic game high by making a mosaic of who you are (because you’re worth it, goddamit) [ + ] description space (obviously), though it’s a bit limited as overflow won’t work here [ & ] I jazzed the bold within the description so you can capitalize and color text.
Customization instructions are, as always, within the code itself. If you run into trouble, drop me an ask. I might not be able to answer rightaway but I’ll get back to you as soon as possible.
「 TAGS PAGE #002: HIVELINE by angelicxi 」
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❥ the link to the code is in the first tag slot on the second column.
This would’ve featured even more hexagons but, alas, they didn’t want to cooperate with me. So instead you get something that is extremely simple and extremely clean to freshen up your palette. A bit like ginger, only…without the sushi.
[ + ] gradient background, though I’ve left instructions for others inside the code [ + ] topbar with title & four links (though you can add more)
[ + ] virtually endless tag panels [ & ] a nice hexagon texture as a topbar pattern to keep the honeycomb theme going. let me know if you would like it in another color (drop an ask mentioning it + the specific color hex you want it in).
Customization instructions are, as always, within the code itself. If
you run into trouble, drop me an ask. I might not be able to answer
rightaway but I’ll get back to you as soon as possible.
In Dream Daddy… How do you keep your money flowing? Like, when do all of the dates take place? Like the weekends? What is your Dadsona’s job? Heck I think I forgot what Robert’s job was… Mat works at the coffee shop, Craig works to sell fitness gear the little entrepreneur, Hugo is a teacher, Joseph is a minister, Brian is a contractor, Damien is practically a member of Geek Squad, but… what is your Dad’s income earning living? Because the burritos, cakes, and fancy cheese boards aren’t paying for themselves over here?!?!?!?! Is this the start of a new headcanon?! I think it is!!!