the text is too high dammit

ishizuishtaru  asked:

[Text]: I'm dreading the fact that when the dominos guy arrives he'll ask me if I ordered under the name 'high as shit'. [Text] (more specific because of muse) I can't even eat pizza dammit (For Ryou)

Ryou stared at her phone for a while, thinking of a tactful reply. Finding none, she settled for another option.

[Text]: Want me to come over and eat it for you? I can get the door too if i hurry.