the text is just... sigh idk

do you ever think that maybe when you pull out your cell phone ghosts from other eras get real interested and just stare at you as you text people, or watch you use your laptop

or sighs wistfully as you shower like ‘frick I wish we’d had THOSE dang’

gets jealous as you make your coffee, awkwardly tries to figure out your video games when you’ve left the house

turns on your sink and just watches the taps run and drives your water bill through the freakin roof

idk man ghosts

Tododeku:

Lately, I have been re-reading Bnha and I found this scene quiet hilarious; 

Because, as you can see, Todoroki is standing beside Kirishima at that moment, relatively “far” from Midoriya or, at least, it would be difficult for Izuku to get where Todoroki is standing because of Iida between them and the fact that the space is as narrow as it is. 

And in this panel we see again that is not “error” from Horikoshi but in fact Kirishima is proper to Shouto than Deku is. But… 

What we see later on, however, is that Midoriya is the one standing on top of Todoroki! 

I just laughed so hard at realising this litle thing…. Because I can picture the scene totally going like: 

Todoroki: “I choose Midoriya” 

Iida: “B-but… Kirishima is just next to you-”

Todoroki: “I want Mirdoriya” 

Deku: “-sighs- Fine. Iida-kun, please, move aside.”

Iida: “HOW!?” 

Or something like that idk lmao 

This is something I haven´t seen people talking about but perhaps I’m wrong, excuse me if that’s the case, t’s only that I want to talk about it because I found it really funny xd

Watch Me Babygirl [pt.12]

Summary: Jungkook is your brother’s annoying best friend. You can’t stand him but he just can’t resist teasing you. How far will he actually go?

Warnings: language, smut (blowjob)

[pt.1] [pt.2] [pt.3] [pt.4] [pt.5] [pt.6] [pt.7] [pt.8] [pt.9] [pt.10] [previous part] [next part] [pt.14]


jk: why couldn’t we have the same off block?

you: idk jungkook

you: now stop texting me while i’m in class i don’t wanna get in trouble

You locked your phone and slid it back underneath the binder on your desk. Jungkook was being a real pain in the ass today and you had no idea why. He’d been texting you nonstop all day. It wasn’t like you didn’t enjoy talking to him, because you did, it’s just that you didn’t want to fail your classes. You really needed to pay attention to pass them and Jungkook texting you every second wasn’t conducive to you passing them in the slightest.

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The Anatomy of a Blowjob

please place all blame squarely on the shoulders of @caramelkru WHERE IT BELONGS

rated M
read on ao3 here

If there’s anything Bellamy has learnt in all his years of life, it’s that the more alcohol someone puts into his friends, the more ridiculous the texts they send him are.

For example, one time Miller messaged him at half one in the morning asking him if he knew where he could find breadfruit because it was ‘super important’. Another time Murphy sent him the entire Bee movie script, which resulted in his number being blocked for at least a month.

Honestly, those aren’t even the worst of it.

Tonight, he’s decided to stay home, so he’s expecting the usual barrage of texts, as well as a slurred phone call around 1am from someone asking if they can either crash on his couch, or for a drop home.

Sometime after nine, his phone buzzes, and he’s halfway through getting ready to tell Octavia that no, he can’t spare a few hours to come hang when he has a veritable mountain of grading to trudge through, but stops short when he sees that it’s Clarke.

[9:24pm] Clarke: are giving blowjobs like riding a bike???

[9:24pm] Clarke: as in, you never forget how to do it no matter how long it’s been??

His phone doesn’t quite slip out of his hand when he reads it, but comes startlingly close to, and he finds himself fumbling to keep it within his grip, accidentally opening his camera in the process. Meanwhile, the pen cap he was gnawing on while marking essays falls out of his mouth.

The text is still there by the time he rights himself and gets back to his messages, and he fucking pinches himself to make sure he’s not dreaming.

Finally, he manages to gather his bearings long enough to type back,

[9:28pm] Bellamy: How the fuck am I supposed to know???

He’s still staring dumbfounded at his phone, trying to wrap his around all of this, by the time she replies, sending several texts in quick succession.

[9:30pm] Clarke: because you’re the only other mga person in our friend group

[9:30pm] Clarke: well, besides raven, but she only ever dated guys before luna and idk luna that well to ask her about this

[9:30pm] Clarke: but you’ve only hooked up with girls for a while before hooking up with a guy right?

[9:30pm] Clarke: so like, was it hard??

[9:30pm] Clarke: pun intended lmao

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How To Decide On a NCT Bias
  • Brain: Jaehyun looks hot in the Fire Truck dance practice tho.
  • Me: Ten is my bias.
  • Brain: That black hair makes him look flawless, plus that side shave is fuckboy needs right there.
  • Me: TEN IS MY BIAS.
  • Brain: OOH remember curly hair Jaehyun with brown hair he looked as delicious as chocolate.
  • Me: TeN Is mY BiAS!
  • Brain: Those dimples are deeper that the ocean.
  • Me: TEN IS
  • Brain: His nickname is Jeffrey and he lived in America for four years.
  • Me: MY BI-He looks so excited and cute when they call him Jeffrey tho
  • Brain: ikr
  • Me: Sighs
  • Brain: ....so about Yuta Nak-
  • Me: nO

okay but i’m ready to bet $10 that the real reason adam doesn’t want to stay overnight in monmouth is that once he did and woke up to gansey laying on his side, one arm under his head, staring in awe at adam and whispering “magnificent………. pure perfection… @ god thou art a good man .. creating this …… even in the darkness of the moonless night he shines bright like a diamond (diamond) *chokes on tears* good LoRD adam parrish. parrish. adam. what a poetic name he has .. like a sound of a silent forest,,, a peaceful rivulet,,, a lucid sky,, his delicate eyelashes …. no contest. nono. *sighs dreamily* adam parrish”

Sunday (M)

Summary: you were a busy person! Sundays were usually your day off but when your friend asked you out for coffee you were sure you knew exactly why. Sex. You had your regular boys throughout the week, kind of making a schedule for each boy, let’s see if Sunday boy can keep up. 

Words: 7,419 

Genre: Smut 

Warnings: uggghhh thigh riding, fem dom, switch play, orgasm denial, dirty talk lol alla dat n more probably

 A/n: So here it is! The start of my new series fic where the reader respectfully hoes around with a new bangtan member each day! I’ll try uploading each one a week apart from each other on the members coordinating day but I might mess that up bc I can’t control when inspo comes and goes😓 anyway, please enjoy Sunday boy- jungkook💖((( also ps. I changed up the formatting pls let me know if you like this style better😣💖))

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It’s All Fun & Games (pt. 2)

( ‘till somebody loses their mind )

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Drabbles

Summary: In which you and Jungkook attempt to fake a relationship for revenge and end up with a lot more than either of you expected.
Genre: Angst/Fluff, Fake Dating!AU
Word Count: 5,643

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The following week after you and Jungkook have agreed to fake a relationship is met with complete radio silence, neither one of you reaching out to the other. Or necessarily feeling the need to.

You try not to think too deeply about this. After all, the unspoken terms you and Jungkook have settled upon in the formation of this unlikely partnership have been to fake romantic feelings and adoration for each other when (and only when) it was needed. Only when friends needed to see and hear the pair of you interacting. Given that Hoseok hasn’t been bothering you much about the relationship, you hadn’t felt the need to send a text over to Jungkook. And since he hasn’t texted you, you can only assume that Taehyung isn’t giving him much of a hard time about this either.

For now.

It isn’t until the second week after the ‘first date’ that Hoseok finally decides to bring him up over Saturday breakfast, where he is participating in his early morning video game routine and you have just started to eat your freshly prepared breakfast sandwich.

“So how’s Jungkook doing?”

You choke on the egg of your meal. “What?”

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Do You Want Me to Teach You?  (Park Jimin Smut)

Originally posted by ki-raa

Rating: R/M

Word Count: 4246 

Warnings: oral sex… that’s pretty much it, nothing too wild…

Description: Okay, so maybe you had a little crush on your best friend Jimin. And maybe you sometimes has wet dreams about your best friend Jimin. And maybe you did get a little hot because of your best friend Jimin. Okay, so maybe you really wanted Park Jimin to be with you, romantically and sexually. Just maybe…

A/N: Y/B/F = your best friend and the bold and italic text is your text messages to your friend


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Fish Out of Water [michael m. x reader]

(part one my dudes)

( Oooo!!!! Michael x Reader where Reader is The New Kid ™ and Reader bumps into Michael and fraks out bc they thinkk Michael is going to yell at them??? )

y’all did u know i love michael mell because i do

hey did you also know i got really carried away with this and wh o op s

(((aaalso sorry if michael seems ooc!!! i kinda felt that he’d understand the whole panic reader goes through due to the whole ‘michael in the bathroom’ incident that happened so he knows how shitty panic attacks can be and he’s just kinda worried because, y’know, new kid immediately starts panicking and seems to be kind of a loner.)))

(also wow there’s gonna be another part and i already have plans for it)

warnings: UH ANGST. LONG POST. implied that reader was bullied but its really lowkey implied i guess???

also i feel the need to say that this is gender-neutral and any instance of ‘dude’ or ‘bro’ toward reader is meant to be just as a gender-neutral term!! if it bothers anyone, just lemme know and i can rewrite it!


      This was fine. This was totally fine. Sure, you just moved one day ago and you still had plenty of boxes to unbox one day and you already had a load of work you needed to do to catch up to the classes you’d been thrown headfirst into, but this was fine. You could handle it. You could definitely handle dinner with your parents and siblings and unboxing what you had of your belongings and doing homework and doing everything and maybe making friends but honestly, who had time for friends when you just had so much stuff you needed to do and you already have your mother on your back saying “why don’t you join a club” and lookie there - there’s auditions for a musical and maybe you might have signed up so and sure the auditions are next week but you should probably talk to the drama teacher which is another face you need to learn-

      Needless to say, you weren’t fine. You weren’t fine when you had dinner with your family sitting on the floor of what would soon be a living room once the moving truck finally found its way to your house because did you mention something happened and now you’re stuck with your box of things you deemed too valuable to put in a truck because what happened if something broke? You weren’t fine when you ended up locking yourself in the upstairs bathroom and showered for well over an hour, the sound of your older brother’s heavy pounding at the door dragging you out of your thoughts, and you weren’t fine. But you finally fell sleep and escaped the day, at least for a few hours.

      “C’mon. Get up.”

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Maybe You Should Apologize

A/N: I’d say this request help me overcome my little bit of writer’s block a bit heheh <3 Also assume that the song that reader sings is Hello, I just didn’t write in a singing bit

Request:  So I had a dream that I was a singer and robs sister and I had been dating Misha. But we broke up and he had been ignoring me. Rob knew this and rob asked me to come to a con and do the concert with them and Misha didn’t know. Also idk why but in my dream I wrote hello instead of Adele and it was about him and that’s the song rob had me sing and it just turned into smutty smutty things after. Think you can write a fic like that?

Pairing: Misha x Reader

Warnings: A smutty ending

Word Count: 1,049

Originally posted by the-captain-destiel

You sighed as you sat in the green room, staring at the text you had just sent Misha, which had gone unanswered, just like the last ten.

You and Misha had been dating for a few weeks, until the two of you had a misunderstanding. He was a bit standoffish one day, and you freaked out, thinking he was cheating on you, and broke up with him. You found out almost immediately that it wasn’t true. Your last relationship had ended from cheating, so you were in fact just being paranoid. You had tried to go to Misha to try and clear things up, but he was so upset with you, he wouldn’t talk.

You looked up when you saw someone sit down next to you, it was your brother, Rob.

“He still not talking to you?” he asked.

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anonymous asked:

Okay so Idk if you thought about it, but what if one time cas' wings show up and turns out he gets really sensitive about them and some night it's just dean taking care of him and Cas being all soft and relaxed ~

!!! 
Dean would help Cas groom his wings, put the silky feathers in their right places and Cas would absolutely melt under his hands, muscles finally loosening and frown disappearing.
And all those little sighs and tiny moans of pure pleasure when the itch that has been bothering him for days is finally gone??
They make Dean blush  

And Dean is definitely blushing later, when Cas takes his hands in his own and shows Dean where to touch to make him feel extra good

To be honest, it’s kind of embarrassing how long it takes Kenma to notice.

Of course, he’s known Kuroo for forever. He’s seen him as a baby, seen him cry when he was attacked by a pigeon, seen him with cake smeared all over his face because he fell asleep at his eighth birthday party, seen him vow to boycott Disney after Bambi’s mother had died.

That sort of thing is pretty hard to be attracted to.

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Yawn ~ Jungkook

Genre:  Angst and Fluff

Wordcount: short asf

A/N:
Hello, everyone, it’s been a while. so I've been super fucking busy trying to balance an S/O, school, and other things in life. I couldn’t sleep last night and I wrote this weird sorta story?? It’s somewhere between a blurb and a short but I’m not sure what it is tbh. So, I’ll try to be more active because I still write a lot, I just don’t post it. Enjoy!
-Admin Ballantyne


Yawn.
“Y/N! Cover your mouth for Christ’s sake!”

“Sorry,” I said through another yawn. Eunji simply rolled her eyes. “I didn’t get much sleep last night.”

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You Love Me

Request: awh u already have so many requests in queue I feel bad adding more work for u….but if u get a chance to, could u do number sixteen with svt’s scoups plz?? thank u so much, I love ur writing (:

16) Your bias confesses through text message while sitting next to you

Member: Seventeen’s S.Coups x Y/N

Type: Fluff


I moaned, flopping around on the worn leather couch I hadn’t remembered falling asleep on. I was being hissed at by a raspy voice I didn’t quite recognize as slender fingers poked at my ribcage. 

“What, what, what,” I spat, barely opening my eyes wide enough to assess the situation. A very awake Seungcheol stared back at me, unblinking and pouty. 

“What,” I repeated, readjusting to face him. I tugged the quilt I was sharing with him toward my shoulders and waited. 

“I-I…” he croaked, he began to clear his throat and immediately launched into a coughing fit. I furrowed my brows as I focused on him, waiting for him to finish. 

“You?” I said slowly, trying to prompt him to speak. 

“No…no…voice,” he stuttered, shaking his head with each word. He leaned back, seemingly out of energy from the small and broken sentence. 

“You lost your voice?” I hummed, sitting up slowly. “When did that happen? You had a voice yesterday.” 

Seungcheol rolled his eyes and crossed his arms, completely unamused by the situation. 

“Was it the show last night? Did you go too hard?” I chuckled, slithering deeper into my quilt. He cut his eyes at me. 

“What’s wrong Coups? Jeonghan got your tongue?” I whispered, trying to keep my composure. 

As if hit by a spike of electricity, Seungcheol uncrossed his arms and dug deep into his pocket. He pulled out his phone and tapped at the screen with impressive speed. After several moments, my phone buzzed beside me, his name and picture appearing. 

“don’t you think i hear that shit enough from the children?”

I smirked, glancing at his words and looked back at him. “Do they know you call them children?”

Seungcheol’s eyes grew wide as he looked at me, then back out to the kitchen. His shoulders eased when he made sure none of the members were looming there, eventually leaning back into the cushions of the couch. He tapped again at his phone screen and sucked at the inside of his mouth, biting his cheek. 

“do you have to say that out loud?!! they’re all quiet and asleep. don’t give them a reason to bother us.”

It was my turn to roll my eyes, deciding to play his game. I tapped at the screen, a small smirk on my face. 

“when did you become a stay at home dad?”

“idk 2014?”

I sighed, curling around to tuck my knees beneath my chin. I tapped idly at the screen, unsure of how to text someone who was sitting next to me. 

“so do you think you caught some sort of cold? or did you just lose your voice?”

“no idea. i’m freezing, so maybe i’m catching a cold?”

“Come here,” I sighed, wiggling over to him. He watched me carefully as I moved over, giving him a bit more of the quilt that covered us. I slid my body to lay flush against his. I rested my cheek gently on his shoulder, barely breathing as I realized his own breathes had become quicker. He looked down at me nervously, not daring to move. 

I took a long breath in through my nose, letting Seungcheol’s smell invade my senses. He smelled incredible. In the short time we had been friends, one of my simple pleasures in life was simply being close to him. He smelled like a businessman, freshly dressed in an Armani suit, and ready to impress a CEO of a multi billion dollar company. He liked to pretend he was grown, and his scent definitely reflected that. 

I looked up through my lashes to make eye contact with him. To be honest, I had picked the most handsome man to befriend. I felt no shame as he watched me watch him, allowing for my eyes to dance along his jaw line, pause at his nose, and end on his eyes. 

I knew he was surprised by my lack of embaressment as I openly leered at him. The only reason why I was confident enough to do so was because I knew he was in no position to tease me about it. 

“take a picture, it’ll last longer” read the text that appeared on my screen. 

“take your ass back to the 80′s where you found that joke…wait you were born in the 90′s”

“i’m vintage”

“which is just a fancy way of saying; you crusty”

“if i’m so crusty, why you staring?”

“you crusty, but you cute”

“i may not be able to speak, but i know you can hear my eyes rolling right now”

I giggled, sending a cursory glance back up toward Seungcheol. A wide smile was painted on his face as he looked back down at me. He took a sharp intake of breath through his nose before expelling it out of his mouth as he picked up his phone again, pounding quickly at the keyboard. 

“so you think i’m cute?”

I bit my lip, unsure if I should respond seriously or in my true nature. 

To hell with it, he knew what he was getting into when we became friends.

“damn coups, all you gotta do is scroll up. why do i have to repeat myself?”

“i already have 12 pains in the ass in my life, i can’t believe i’ve added another”

“you love me”

Seungcheol nodded, biting his own lip now as he cut his eyes at me. He focused on my eyes, then my lips, before returning to his screen. 

“how’d you know?”

I swore my heart skipped a beat as I read the few simple words that had scrolled into my vision. I gulped, the noise audible as I stared at the black and white text before me. 

“I-uh-what?” I whispered, looking anywhere but at him. 

“i have to say, falling in love with you has been a bit of an inconvenience, but allegedly…the best love stories are when you fall in love with the most unexpected person at the most unexpected time.”

“Is this you trying to woo me?” I giggled. Seungcheol grinned sheepishly as he stretched, wrapping his arm around me. With his free hand, his thumb tapped at the screen. 

“idk is it working?”

“It could be,” I cooed, tilting my face up. I kissed the underside of his jaw and smiled. 

His cheeks were tinted with a dark blush as he looked away, speaking in a broken whisper. “Oh, it is totally working.”

Originally posted by seungcheofine

“RADITZ IS UGLY”
*heavy breathing* something i had to read for some days ago in a fanfiction, i was in the hope to find Raditz in some fanfics, and yeehh in google saw his name between some text, so let’s see if it’s a good fanfic, starts reading….
“Raditz is ugly and Napa is ugly too and Vegeta is so handsome”
<- something like that, don’t remember how exactly it was written)
THAT HURTED SO DAMN MUCH, god why…. *sobs* - well i even stumbled over a fanfic where the author had to mention everytime between the text how ugly Napa is….  and how much he hates him *sighs*
okok for me is Napa also not the prettiest Saiyan, but i loved his personality and all (hehe TFS Abridged <w< i just have to like him)
But those A/Ns sucked, it was one of those fanfictions written in german, idk  but most german fanfics i read were shitty X’D i guess some words i like prefer to read in english. (but it’s also the style how they’re written)
WHATEVER,
i hate it when characters gets so awfully treated in fanfictions

oh yeah Raditz as SSJ, kinda should show my rage, damn hair <33

「誰にも言えない秘密だよ。」

anonymous asked:

Cam you do Penny and his s/o getting into an argument because penny gets extremely jealous when they hang out with friends , even though there is no attraction going on between the s/o and their friend. I feel like his s/o would bring up how they new friends because no one else will take care of them when penny sleeps. Idk just a suggestion, <3 🎈🎈🎈🎈

“I just don’t see the need for you to hang with them again.” Penny hissed as he watched you get ready for another night out. “You know,I too would like to spend some time with you.”

You sighed and checked your phone for texts before looking back at him, “It’s been forever since I’ve seen them and it’s nice to catch up.”

“You saw them three days ago!”

“Penny,don’t start.”

He widened his eyes and growled,making his way over to you. “I thought you wanted to spend as much time together as possible before I had to sleep again.Why are you trying to ignore me now? What,are your friends more important to you now? Are you actually going on a date? Should I just fuck off then?”

You frowned and slapped him across the face,instantly regretting it; his face had a mixture of anger and hurt. “Penny,I’m so–“

He scoffed and turned around. “Just go then.Go and leave me and be with your friends.When you have time to fit me into your schedule,let me know.”

Tearing up in anger,you stomped your foot down. “I’m not trying to ignore you,dammit! Penny,don’t you see? I’m…I’m just trying to stay close with them because when you have to sleep,I’m going to need them.It’s going to be too damn hard for me to go through this alone.I’m scared,okay? I can’t do this alone.”

Your boy peeked back at you before walking out the door. “You think you’re the only one who’s afraid?”

(*cracks knuckles* here we go)
Syd: so, jo
Syd: what is it you wanted to talk about that absolutely had to be over text?
Jo: Can you promise you won’t judge or be mad at me?
Jo: Well, at anyone in this…situation.
Jo: But especially me.
Syd: what happened
Syd: was it Dean
Syd: i stg
Jo: No!!! No, it’s not anything wrong with him.
Jo: Well, not anymore than usual.
Syd: was it that kid who has fucked with you since middle school or smthn
Syd: Mitch or whatever
Syd: alright he’s gonna get cut by a bitch
Syd: (it’s me. i’m the bitch)
Jo: No!! Will you just let me finish?
Jo: He hasn’t been bugging me, except for
Jo: You know
Jo: Friendly-ish stuff.
Syd: ?
Jo: And that’s the problem!
Syd: can u like
Syd: tell me what about this is a bad sitch
Jo: Well…. I haven’t ever told you but I assume you know.
Jo: You know, that I like guys and girls.
Jo: and maybe other genders, I don’t know.
Syd: yeah, and I absolutely support you, as you know, I’m in kinda the same sitch, minus the guys/others
Syd: wait
Syd: has he been giving you shit abt that
Jo: What did I say about letting me finish?
Jo: (but thank you for the support)
Syd: (no prob)
Jo: Nothing like that, in fact I suspect we might be in similar boats on that matter.
Jo: ….let me guess, you’re piecing it together?
Jo: ……
Jo: Syd it’s been five minutes please respond.
Syd: HOYL STHI
Syd: FCUK
Jo: That’s….basically what I’ve been feeling, yes.
Syd: ARE YOU TWO A THING
Jo: No.
Jo: But
Jo: Um
Jo: I may be interested in that stuff
Jo: with him
Jo: specifically.
Syd: i support you and all but that guy’s an asshole
Jo: I know.
Syd: ….please tell me you didn’t like
Syd: just sigh with a dreamy smile or some shit while looking off into the distance.
Jo: ANYWAYS
Jo: um
Jo: What should I do about this?
Syd: idk man, maybe talk to him about it
Syd: like shoot him a text asking Jim to meet you in the woods or wherever the hell you guys talk
Syd: and do that
Syd: talk
Jo: Ok
Jo: Yeah
Jo: Ok, I’ll do that.
Jo: Thank you Sydney!!!
Syd: no problemo lil bro
Jo: I’m not even going to pester you about that.
Jo: I’ll text you when we get back.
Syd: ok!
——————————–
Jo: so
Jo: uh
Syd: lemme guess
Syd: achievement unlocked: boyfriend gained?
Jo: Pretty much.
Syd: i know i’ll probably complain about you two being sickening bc of the onslaught of pda I’m most likely going to be subjected to
Syd: but i’m really proud and happy for you, bro <3
Jo: Thank you, Syd