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The Texas Rattlesnake’s Approval

A/N: ‘There probably won’t be a prompt for a few days’, I said. One day later, here I am with a prompt signed, sealed and delivered:’) I was determined to get this done for you today, so here it is!

Pairing: Dean Ambrose x Reader

Word Count: 1,700

Summary: You finally invite Dean over, and you’re just praying that your father, The Texas Rattlesnake, likes him upon meeting him for the first time.

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Don’t recognize The Rock’s “Brahma Bull” variation of the WWE Title? That’s not surprising. The Championship–which was designed as The Great One’s answer to The Texas Rattlesnake’s “Smoking Skull” Title–never appeared on Raw.  According to The Rock, the Title never appeared on television for creative reasons. Instead, the “Brahma Bull” Championship was stashed away at WWE HQ.

I’ve spent much of tonight, watching some of my favourite Stone Cold Steve Austin matches (‘96-'99 the best WWF years) on youtube. This man almost single handedly won the “Monday Night Wars” for the WWF and kick-started the “Attitude Era”, which were some of the most popular and profitable years for the company. In doing so, he ensured they became the dominant force in all of professional wrestling and made himself arguably the most important and renowned professional wrestler in history. He also became my all time favourite; I’m sure I’m not the only one.

Total badass.

OL STONE COLD SEES SOME OF Y'ALL SUMBITCHES RUNNIN YOUR MOUTHS CALLIN THE TEXAS RATTLESNAKE A SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR FOR HIS PROGRESSIVE VIEWPOINTS. LET ME MAKE SOMETHING PERFECTLY CLEAR: OL STONE COLD AIN’T A SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR. OL STONE COLD IS A SOCIAL JUSTICE ASS KICKER, BEER DRINKER AND HELL RAISER AND IF YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT YOU CAN MEET ME IN THE RING FOR A LITTLE CIVIL DISCOURE THAT’S GONNA END WITH ME FLIPPIN YA TWO BIRDS AND HITTIN YOU WITH THE STONE COLD STUNNER AND THAT’S THE BOTTOM LINE

WWE.com: WWE Champion Dean Ambrose comes to the Stone Cold Podcast August 8 on WWE Network

The Stone Cold Podcast returns with a brand-new episode, and the special guest will be WWE Champion Dean Ambrose. The live podcast airs Monday, August 8, immediately following Raw, and can only be seen on the award-winning WWE Network.

From WWE Chairman Mr. McMahon to Ric Flair, The Texas Rattlesnake has interviewed sports-entertainment’s biggest names on his popular WWE Network podcast. Austin’s interview series has captured the attention of the WWE Universe with the outspoken host’s ability to elicit revealing answers from his guests.

However, it may not take much to get The Lunatic Fringe to open up. With the unstable Ambrose being known for his unpredictable and outlandish personality, what will the top Superstar on SmackDown Live have to say when he sits down for a no-holds barred interview with the always outspoken Austin? What does Ambrose have to say about The Shield, becoming WWE Champion, WWE’s New Era and more? Find out on a live Stone Cold Podcast, Monday, August 8, immediately following Raw on WWE Network.