*RM and Jackson chitchatting*
Jackson: So how’re things Namjoon?
Namjoon: *sighs* I need a break man, I’m tired of taking care of these idiot maknaes.
Jackson: *chuckles* What’d they do, I’m sure it can’t be that bad.
Namjoon: Taehyung flipped a table upside down, stood on top of it and yelled “look how the tables have tabled”, before tripping over his own feet and faceplanting on the floor. And then he tried to seduce the wall by hipthrusting in front of it.
Jackson: …. Jesus fuck. How drunk was he?
Namjoon: *near tears* That’s his sober personality.
Jackson: Good God.