I just can’t stop thinking about James and Sirius and Remus in the afterlife, watching over Harry. And when he has his first child, James and Sirius are ecstatic that Harry chooses to name him after them. And Remus smiles benevolently and doesn’t say anything of course, but maybe feels just a tad left out. Sirius can tell and he pats him on the shoulder, saying, “Next time! You’ll see!”
And then next time arrives and what does Harry choose? Albus Severus. And Remus understands, and he’s really not upset. But Sirius is. Sirius just cannot believe that Harry would choose to name his son after Snivellus, the man who had made his godson’s and his own life miserable (so what if he loved Lily), before he honored Remus. Remus, who had been a mentor and friend to Harry. Remus, who had named Harry godfather of his own child. Remus, who was one of the best men Sirius had ever known despite having a childhood that was probably much shittier than Snape’s. Remus, who deserved to be honored by Harry every bit as much as Sirius did, and certainly a thousand times more than Snape.
And for the first time in his life, Sirius is truly disappointed in his godson. And he can’t even let Harry know. And he just has to live with this awful feeling for years and years, and nothing Remus says can make it any better.
Until one day Sirius notices something. He notices how there are always four kids at the Potter house. He’d always thought it was just Harry being nice because Andromeda was getting pretty old by now, but once he starts paying attention, he notices how every time Harry talks about “his kids,” that includes Teddy Lupin. How Teddy is in all of the Potter family portraits. How James, Al, and Lily refer to Teddy as their older brother.
And one day Sirius is watching as Teddy risks himself to save Albus from falling off his broom, and then proceeds to fuss over Al without once worrying about himself. And Harry runs over in a panic, and goes immediately to Teddy, who took most of the damage, checks that he’s basically alright, looks at him with tears in his eyes, and says “Teddy Remus Lupin, thank you. Thank you for saving Al. You are so much like your father.” And then he hugs him tightly and doesn’t let go for the longest time .
And Sirius’s anger evaporates just like that, and he looks over and sees that Remus has been watching too and now they are both silently crying as they watch Harry, their Harry, take care of two of his sons.
And it’s suddenly so obvious why Harry didn’t name his youngest son after Remus: because that was already the name of his oldest.
So I recently got my ultralight wheelchair and smart drive. And in the smart drive like, product video it shows this guy zipping through the grocery store with wheelchair and smart drive and so today I was like “I gotta try that!!!”.
So I was grocery shopping and testing this out, and it was working super well!! So I’m just zooming around the store doing my shopping with my wheelchair and grocery cart and wearing my little mermaid fishscale tights. Because they’re awesome and my favorite and when I sit in the enterprise which is the name of my wheelchair, the little seashells on my knee show up. And I’m going to point out at this point in the story that I have been approached by full grown adults asking me if they were tattoos, so yeah these tights make it look like I’ve got some scales going on.
And then there was this kid in a bright pink Minnie Mouse dress who was staring at me. And I mean SERIOUSLY STARING to the point where the kid was lagging way behind the accompanying adults. And so like, I look little Minnie Mouse straight in the eye, whisper “mermaids really can’t walk that well you know” and wink at the kid. This kid’s eyes get like SUPER HUGE and then suddenly the kid goes tearing around the corner presumably to find those accompanying adults and I’m still cracking up nearly an hour later. It totally made my day omg.
Jhope’s mixtape aka Hixtape can drop any moment … I am scared
Namjoon and Jungkook may collab with Major Lazer or/and Diplo and if they do … will that be IN the album or will they drop it BEFORE?
Is anyone keeping track of Tinashe? Didn’t she say she will collab with Jhope?
Why are ARMYs not voting for Soribada, we are literally losing and no one bats an eye ????!!!!!!!! (Find how to vote HERE)
I cried because wings tour was over … well, it’s not. BigHit keeps announcing new dates. “GIVE ME BACK MY EMOTIONS AND TEARS”. This comeback will start a new era, but why is the wings tour still going on? there must be something fishy linking the two !! OMG !!
OH SH*T I FORGOT ABOUT BTS MEMORIES 2016. That thing is coming too …
Is Suga going back to rainbow hair? Is Jungkook going to dye his hair some crazy color for once, is he going to put a wig because he said he wanted to have long hair? Is Jimin going back to black? Is Jin going back to blond? Are V and Jhope’s foreheads gonna be shown? Don’t you dare try a weird hair style on Rapmon jdcjdjdbchdb
Jin going to Jeju for some secret schedule … What is ITTTTT?
I need the picture of Taekook in Jeju
Why is there no Bangtan bomb these days, just show me BTS tying their shoelaces or something
Is next week’s Bon voyage gonna show us Jikook and Vhope sharing beds? If not I am revolting
The next era … will it be something under water or in outer space? Or are we sending some members to hell and others to heaven?
Will there be solo songs? or will there be collabs between the members?
“North Korea wanted to attack the US ended up firing missiles into Japan’s sea” YA! Don’t you dare start WW3 before Hixtape or BTS come back you hear MEH !!!! BTS will be firing missiles at me you don’t need to do that. STOP IT!
THUS: ARMYs are very moody these days … stay as far as possible from them or you may become the stress relief
김민석 // Minseok Kim ° Xiumin ¤ its been four years but people still call him minSOK ¤ he was born a year before all the seniors so he’s older than all of them ¤ “I have two part time jobs so shut the fuck up” ¤ doesn’t have any really close friends but still has some ¤ wears ear buds EVERYDAY, can’t live w/o them
김준면 // Junmyeon Kim ° Suho ¤ is the class president even though nobody knows who he is ¤ took every AP and Honors class possible from freshman year till now ¤ was on the national honors society every year and got the Summa Cum Laude award (4.0+ gpa ofc)
¤ very nice!! ¤ father friend but not a pushover
张艺兴 // Yixing Zhang ° Lay ¤ he always looks high but has never smoked in his life ¤ nobody knows he can dance hella good but he’s always doing dance moves in the air ¤ “bro , I don’t smoke weed stop asking” ¤ he laughs at people crying ¤ asks dumb questions in class “so is math related to science?” (everyone sighs)
변백현 // Baekhyun Byun ° Baekhyun ¤ a THOT ¤ wears tight pants so he can “enhance his curves” ¤ loud everyday for no reason!
¤ friends with all the janitors ¤ if you see him around chanyeol you know shit is going down (not in a good way) ¤ throws parties but gets drunk ; hooked up with Chanyeol (who follows him like a dog)
김종대 // Jongdae Kim ° Chen ¤ the sensible friend ¤ whines for e v e r y t h i n g, but its cute so cant get mad ¤ can’t never do nothing by himself (people always ruin it for him) ¤ short but strong ¤ has a car and people only want rides (“youre all SNAKES” he whines)
박찬열 // Chanyeol Park ° Chanyeol ¤ ANNOYING ASF ¤ and tall for no reason!! ¤ hangs off of his shorter friends because he “gets tired of walking” ¤ doesn’t know when to stop playing!! ¤ tries to turn in assignments at the last minute ¤ a part of the drumline in marching band ¤ in LOVE with baekhyun, doesn’t care what Baek does to him (“hes my cinnamon apple” he screams)
도경수 // Kyungsoo Do ° D.O (literally me!!!) ¤ very very average student ¤ grades are good, test scores are qualifying ¤ everybody thinks he’s smart asf when he literally does nothing ¤ pretty asexual (but literally wants to hold jongin) ¤ only in the psychology club ¤ took cooking twice in a row (when he got to put in his schedule) ¤ “why are you looking at me, stop”
김종인 // Jongin Kim ° Kai ¤ “wheres this class again?” ¤ laughs at anything and everything because “its just funny” (with tears in his eyes) ¤ sleeps in class and super grumpy for the rest of the day ¤ acts condescending sometimes ¤ takes 47809678 snaps before sending them to kyungsoo (“omg I look so ugly 😥”)
오세훈 // Sehun Oh ° Sehun ¤ immune to people saying “Oh, its Sehun” ¤ has a sugar daddy, he calls him Lulu (“we wont even meet, he lives in China”) ¤ always absent for some reason too ¤ copies people’s homework and acts surprised when he gets caught
¤ VERY sassy , rolls his eyes 24/7
¤ “oh my GOSH , JUST SEND THE SNAP” (he yells at jongin)
“People ask me why I became a weightlifter. My dad took me to a weightlifting stadium when I was 10 years old, and I strangely liked the metallic smell of the barbell. That’s when I decided to become a weightlifter too. As a young player who made history, I grew up with weightlifting. I lifted and threw the barbell thousands of times, and I cut out calluses from my hands hundreds of times. I shed thousands of liters of sweat and tears and now, I’m about to go on stage.”
A Definitely Incomplete List Of My Favorite Moments From The Lightning Thief (book), because I'm having Feelings
Percy very causally mentioning times he accidentally hit a school bus with a canon or dropped fifth graders into shark-infested water
Just everything he’s ever done
Percy running an illegal candy ring out of his dorm room
“I was worried they found out I got my essay on Tom Sawyer from the internet and were going to take away my grade. Or worse, they were going to make me read the book.”
When Percy thought Grover was going to give him some deep, meaningful commentary on life to make him feel better but Grover just wanted Percy’s lunch
Percy tried so hard to do well on his Latin final and Chiron somehow thinks it’s a good idea to tell him he’s ‘not normal’ in front of the class my poor boy
That one part where Percy essentially went “Oh hey mom’s home!!! Better reschedule this panic attack I was having!!”
When Percy did that weird hand sign (that was never explained) and the door slammed on Gabe so hard he flew up the steps
The fact that when Grover finally tracked Percy down he wasn’t wearing any pants. Like, there was literally no reason for him to not have the fake feet and the jeans on. No actual reason for him to be free balling it. Percy just needed a shock apparently. Showing up in the middle of a hurricane with no pants, dramatic ass satyr I love him.
The SATISFYING DEATH of Gabe’s Camaro + Sally apparently learned bullfighting just in case because she truly is the best mom
Percy killing the minotaur with its own horn
Percy dragging Grover over the camp line while crying for his mom literally end me
“You drool when you sleep.” could we get more iconic here
Percy teasing Annabeth about her crush on Luke
When Luke stole some toiletries for Percy and he got a little choked up because it was apparently the nicest thing anyone had ever done for him
The fact that Chiron basically told Annabeth that Percy was her destiny
The fact that a recovering alcoholic god of wine who hates children was deemed fit to run a camp for children
Not so fun: Percy, upon meeting Mr. D, immediately recognizing the signs of an alcoholic and going out of his way to sit far away from him ‘just in case’
The fact that everyone just expected him to hear ‘the greek gods are real’ and move on?? why would no one let this boy be in shock omg
Zeus apparently had a thing for the fluffy 80′s hairstyles
“the real world is where the monsters are”
The fact that Poseidon could have claimed Percy at literally any moment but he apparently decided he really needed that dramatic reveal during capture the flag.
When Zeus was feeling Extra Dramatic™ after Percy’s claiming so he started making it rain inside the camp boarders and everyone was lowkey freaking out
When Annabeth pulls off her invisible cap and declares she’s going on the quest with him and Percy was like, beyond unsurprised that she was there and didn’t even attempt to fight her
Chiron forgot to give Percy a sword from his father for like, an entire month.
Grover with those freaking flying shoes oh my God
Annabeth blushing literally any time Luke talks to her
IN THIS HOUSE WE LOVE AND RESPECT ARGUS, HEAD OF CAMP SECURITY
lmao when Percy and Annabeth start bickering about something and Argus just winks at Percy because he knows
When they were playing hackey sack with an apple but it got too close to Grover’s mouth and he just ate the whole thing
The entire bus scene oh my God
“I was about to become the ADHD Poster Child of the Year” as he’s CRASHING A BUS
Annabeth on a fury’s back
the explosion. just. all gr8.
When Grover tries to play a path finder song and Percy just immediately slams into a tree. Also the fact that the path finder song was actually just a Hillary Duff number.
“You two are giving me a migraine, and satyr’s don’t even get migraines!”
Percy actually, truly trying to sell the story that the three of them are circus orphans who got separated from their ringleader
Grover: hey guys this place is REALLY SHADY and we need to leave
Annabeth and Percy: but f o o d
Can you imagine walking into a store and finding your dead uncle’s body on display? Like????
When Medusa revealed herself and Annabeth’s running around invisible, Percy’s swinging a sword blindly and Grover’s flying around screaming and trying to whack her with a stick: everyone here is a MESS
When Annabeth was overly annoyed with Percy after that ordeal??? Sweetheart you fell for the trick too
Name something more iconic than 12 year old Percy Jackson mailing the decapitated head of Medusa to the gods on Mt. Olympus in an act of sheer pettiness. I dare you.
When Percy was insisting on taking first watch while the others slept and Grover was basically like “hey kiddo listen to this” and played a song that immediately knocked him out so he could sleep all night
“Percy. Say hello to the poodle.”
Percy seeing all the Greek creatures from the train window
When Annabeth was dragging the boys to the St. Louis Arch and Percy’s claustrophobic ass Did Not Want To Get In That Tiny Elevator but he went anyway because he wanted Annabeth to be happy. That boy has had it bad since the start.
“I am Echidna!”
“Isn’t…isn’t that a type of anteater?”
“I HATE AUSTRALIA.”
How many times has Percy actually been poisoned throughout all the series I literally want a count
‘Lemme just, uh….jump off the fucking St. Louis Arch and hope I don’t die when I hit the water.’
There is just something very aesthetic about Percy lighting a fire in the bottom of a river
Percy’s got so much pent-up rage that he’s just immediately ready to wreck Ares upon meeting him omfg
THE THRILL RIDE O’ LOVE
Annabeth getting so worked up and flustered over going down there with Percy because it’s a love ride and Percy’s just like “you literally do not have to make this a Thing” lmao
Annabeth wouldn’t let Percy touch Aphrodite’s scarf because she didn’t want him getting infected by love magic but then…touched it herself lol
The entire sequence with the mechanical spiders and the cameras and the ride itself
Percy’s plan to get off the ride!!!! He’s so smart okay can people stop calling him stupid!!!
Grover trying to catch them both in mid-air but they‘re too heavy so the three of them just kind of slowly crash into one of those face-cut-out posters lol
Percy, turning to the camera’s broadcasting this shit on Olympus: “Show’s over! Thank You! Goodnight!”
THE FUCKING ZOO BUS
Everything about that scene omg. The animals they had to help. Trying to convince Grover of how great he is. The baby percabeth. my h e a r t
“What if it does line up like the Trojan War? Athena versus Poseidon?”
“I don’t know what my mom will do. I just know I’ll be fighting next to you.”
“Because you’re my friend, Seaweed Brain, any more stupid questions?”
Do you hear that sound? That’s me, ages 13-21(+) sobbing uncontrollably oh my God I love them so much
‘let’s just set a fucking lion loose in Las Vegas’
“I put a Blessing of the Wild on them, so they’ll safely find food and shelter wherever they go.”
“Why can’t you put on of those on us?”
“It only works on wild animals.”
“So it would only effect Percy…”
When they get to the Lotus hotel and Grover starts playing that game where the deer shoot the hunters azxjhnhdjx
Percy physically having to drag his friends out of there once he realized it was the lair of the lotus eaters
When Annabeth gave the taxi driver her lotus credit card and he started calling her “Your Highness” lmao
Every time in this book Percy comes close to uncovering a Dark Truth the people around him are just like “let’s not worry about that :) “ and my polite boy actually shuts up it’s so wild because I would just keep going lol
CRUSTY THE WATER BED SALESMAN
Listen that entire scene has lowkey always been one of my Favs and I’m not even sure why but Percy chopping his head off was g r e a t
The entrance to the Underworld is DOA Recording Studios and I love it
“We, uh…all drowned in a bathtub.”
Poor Charon just wants his Italian suits he doesn’t need all this bullshit
Grover almost getting dragged into Tartarus: not good. very bad. bad shit.
Annabeth getting emotionally attached to Cerberus in the span of 3 minutes: RELATABLE
‘huh my backpack that I thought I got rid of five days ago is getting weirdly heavy, that’s not suspicious though, right?’
When Hades just starts monologue-ing about all the shit he has to put up with
“what kind of awful things do you have to do to get sewn into Hades underwear?” p e r c y
when Percy realizes the Master Bolt is in his backpack and he’s just like. tell me why. why. I’m a good person. what did I DO.
When Percy has to sacrifice his mom to get Annabeth and Grover out of there I Cri Evey Tiem
My cute lil’ baby yelling around on a beach to get Ares to show up
ahdbsjznx when Grover gives Percy a crushed, half eaten tin can for good like and Percy is just like “Grover…I don’t know what to say.” I LOVE HIM
My sweet son kicking the god of war’s ass. bless. blessed on this day.
The news crews who suddenly started backtracking and writing Percy as a hero
Percy, choking back tears, giving Gabe’s store’s phone number out on national television and promising everyone free appliances IM STILL CACKLING I LOVE THIS BOY SO MUCH HE’S ICONIC
Hades actually releasing Sally because he’s Not As Big Of A Dick As He Could Have Been
Percy: hey I think there’s a really good chance that Kronos was behind this whole mess-
Zeus and Poseidon: XXX KRONOS DO NOT INTERACT XXX
Poseidon rolling his eyes at literally everything Zeus says and does
Poseidon and Percy’s whole talk omg my sweet boy just wants his dad to love him and Poseidon’s trying to figure out how to show affection when he basically signed this kid’s death sentence I’m crying
A man will never satisfy me as much or in the same way as Sally Jackson murdering Gabe Ugliano did
Percy was spending months of summer stressing over who the friend that’s supposed to betray him was but like…Sweetie you had exactly three (3) friends and you knew two of them weren’t gonna hurt you
ahbdjsnx when Percy and Luke were having their conversation in the woods and like Luke’s acting shady af the whole time but it’s literally not until he litters that Percy is like “something…is Wrong.” this boy I s2g
Percy getting bit by a scorpion is Not A Favorite Moment but the nymphs helping him out was
Percy making his Official Decision to go home for the school year only after Annabeth reveals that he actually did talk her into trying again with her family
I didn’t mean to write out a summary of the whole damn book it’s six am listen I’m just feeling nostalgia for the original series in this chili’s tonight
Say something that would make me flush Yoongi: You wanna come to my house
Is there any similarities between oppa and me? ㅠㅠ (please) Yoongi: The fact that we love each other
Yoongi oppa! Every time I see you, I just end up complimenting you! Why am I like this? Yoongi: Because you have fallen for me
I went to the Mokdong fansign event, but I couldn’t speak properly since my bias is Yoongi. I could’t even make eye contact with him, he noticed and looked at me from below. He said: “are you really not going to look at me in the eye?? Huh? Look at me ㅇㅇah~” I nearly screamed and my face was burning hot.
Yoongi: Welcome~~ Fan: My bias is you oppa ㅠㅠ I came all the way from Busan (rural area) by the intercity bus to see you guys. Oppa, I bought some bath bombs for you but I don’t know if you’d like it or not, please take it. Yoongi: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ omg, you know that I like taking baths? Fan: I heard about it so ㅠㅠ (suddenly teared up because I was so happy and Yoongi was startled) Yoongi: Don’t cry don’t cry, it’s true that I like taking baths. I like it so I’ll use it well. Fan: Oppa, you have to remember me ㅠㅠ! Yoongi: Of course I will remember you, you’re so pretty. (Thinking about it now still makes my heart flutter. Everyone, Min Yoongi has gone crazy and next fansign Min Yoongi you said you will remember me)
This was my first time going to BTS fansign, so I was really nervous and my hands were shaking. When I was in the queue to get my album signed, I really wanted to run away but it was my turn to get signed from Yoongi. I was shaking so much I couldn’t even flip to his page, then he said he will do it instead and he asked: “why are you shaking?” I replied: “because I’m really nervous.” Then he said: “it’s not easy to come (to an fansign) won’t you be upset if you didn’t even look at me, let’s look at each other for 5 seconds.” So I made eye contact with him, my mind went blank and felt like my heart was going to jump out. Suddenly, Yoongi said: “you didn’t know that 10 seconds have passed right? See, you can look at me in the eye.” When he was signing, he asked if I had anything I wanted to say to him, so I confessed my love to him in a goat’s voice. He said: “since you’ve practiced with me, don’t be nervous when you go to the next member and say what you want to say to them. I’ll keep watching you.”
Yoongi actually remembers the people who came to the fan signs Fan: Oppa, do you remember me? Yoongi: ?? You’ve never attended (unconcerned)
thank u for the idea @tohzier this is tOO CUTE WTF
punk!richie is so edgy
like his hair is so thick and out of control and there might be a raccoon living inside it
his jeans are always ripped and he only wears converse
he has earrings, a nose ring and also has his lip pierced and it’s a silver ring and it looks SO GOOD on him and even tho eddie is like jesus richiewhy are u piercing your skin on purpose??? you are OPENING your skin for all the GERMS ….
… he lowkey loves it that when he’s kissin richie he can feel his lip ring
obviously eddie’s mom isn’t the biggest fan of richie and especially not now when he’s running out in the streets looking like sid vicious
which only makes eddie lowkey love richie’s rock look so much more. everything is VERY lowkey tho seriously bc eddie can’t let richie know he secretly likes all the piercings because god knows richie would get too excited over that and literally pierce his whole face
“RICHIE THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT”
but yeah back to this actual scenario so one night richie climbs in from eddie’s window,,, like usual
“guess what i just got”
“ok u r gonna LOSE it”
“did u pierce ur pickle because i swear to gOD richie—”
low key sad eddie
richie starts to pull up the sleeve of his hoodie and eddie’s like super confused like oh my gosh did he get one of those nasty piercings that’s just basically on a weird place on ur skin
but then he realizes it’s a tattoo
but a tattoo of what????
there’s still plastic foil on it and underneath it the whole thing is smudged bc some of the ink and blood is still dripping
“richie i cant see anything its literally just a mess of blue and black and ur blood….” (gross)
richie’s smug smirk disappears as he turns his gaze down at his hand too
“oh shit wait”
he starts to pull off the plastic foil
“WHAT R U DOING ARENT U SUPPOSED TO LET IT HEAL FIRST???”
“calm down im allowed to take it off already i have to let it breathe”
so now richie pulls it off fully and the tattoo is now exposed to eddie
and hE LITERALLY GETS TEARS IN HIS EYES
I SHIT U NOT
IT IS AN OLD-SKOOL INHALER
EDDIE’S INHALER SPECIFICALLY
“do u like it”
eddie can’t answer bc he’s trying hard not to sob rn he can’t believe richie took a tattoo like that
“omg please say u like it bc u r aware im gonna have this forever right”
“i love it”
richie gets the BIGGEST smile
“u love it????”
eddie is nodding,,, and a tear falls out of his eye
“ARE U CRYING”
“I THINK YOU ARE CRYING”
“no i am not” , eddie says as he bursts out in tears
he just pulls eddie against his chest and kisses his hair
“i can’t believe u tattooed that” eddie sobs ,, not sure if he is mad at richie or if he has never loved him more than in that moment
“u wanna know why i did it”
“because this way no matter how far apart we are u will always be with me and lord knows i need that”
This is a super old, very quickly done analysis of what I think BTS would be like during sex based on their sun signs! I only took their sun signs into account so it’s not super in depth, but it was fun to do!
*This is all based on my intuition/imagination and should be taken light-heartedly
FUCKING FUCK KILL ME DEAD. FIRST OF ALL, I AM LEAVING CAPSLOCK ON FOR THIS BECAUSE I HAVE ZERO CHILL.
DID YOU SEE HOW SHE GREETED HIM? RAN DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS TO KISS HIM, SHE DID AND HOW MUCH D’YOU WANNA BET SHE’D BEEN SITTING ON THE EDGE OF THEIR BED JUST TURNING THE RING AROUND IN HER HANDS OVER AND FUCKING OVER, HER EYES MISTING OVER BECAUSE FUCK HER TRUE LOVE WANTS TO MARRY HER AND THEN DING! THERE HE WAS, CALLING HER NAME!
AND THIS ASSHOLE, DRINKING RUM ALL FUCKING DAY GETTING READY TO SPILL HIS GUTS HAS NO FUCKING IDEA THAT SHE ALREADY HAS THE RING, HAS ALREADY IMAGINED SAYING YES, IS STANDING THERE WITH TEARS JUST WAITING TO FUCKING FALL
AND SHE’S LIKE AWW WHAT’S UP YOU
AND THEN SHE’S LIKE I KNOW WHAT YOU WANNA SAY/ASK ME. YES. I SAY YES. RIGHT FUCKING NOW. YES.
AND THIS DORK IS LIKE UMM, WHAT’S THE QUESTION OMG I LAUGHED SO HARD BECAUSE HE HAS NO FUCKING IDEA AT THAT POINT
LOL I LOVE THAT EMMA SWAN SURPRISES HIM LIKE THIS. THAT SHE SOMEHOW FOUND HIS FUCKING RING
HOW MUCH DO YOU WANNA BET SHE JUST FUCKING FOUND IT OK? SHE IS STILL CARRYING IT IN HER HANDS. LIKE SHE FOUND THE RING AND WAS LIKE OMG YES THIS MUCT HAPPEN IMMEDIATELY. I WILL ASK HIM MYSELF LIKE WHAT THE FUCK. MUST MARRY MY PIRATE IMMEDIATELY.
THIS ADORABLE. HOW WOULD HE EVER BE MAD AT YOU?
HAVE YOU SEEN THE WAY HE FUCKING LOOKS AT YOU?
THIS THOUGH. THIS MOMENT KILLED ME DEAD SO FUCKING MUCH I CANNOT DEAL WITH THE WAY HER VOICE CRACKS. SHE IS SO VULNERABLE WITH HIM. SHE’S SO FUCKING IN LOVE GODDDDAMIT I HATE EVERYTHING
AND THIS ASSHOLE. LOOK OK. IS THIS THE BEST THING HE COULD HAVE DONE? OR THE BRAVEST? OR THE MOST HONOURABLE? NO. NO IT IS NOT. BUT HE LOVES THIS WOMAN SO FUCKING MUCH AND HE IS SO SO SO FUCKING AFRAID THAT HE MIGHT LOSE HER, THAT HE TAKES THIS CHANCE. THERE IS SUCH A DESPERATE LOVE ABOUT HIM AND I CANNOT HELP BUT UNDERSTAND IT.
THE TEARS IN HER EYES THOUGH GODDDAMNIT. SHE’S BEEN HOLDING THEM IN FOR SO LONG I BET AND NOW THEY’RE JUST OUT LIKE D’YOU THINK SHE EVER THOUGHT SHE’D HAVE THIS? STANDING IN HER OWN HOUSE AND THE LOVE OF HER LIFE TELLING HER HE WANTS TO BE WITH HER AS LONG AS THEY BOTH SHALL LIVE????
WHAT DO YOU SAY? I KNOW I RUINED THE SURPRISE BUT WHAT DO YOU SAY? THIS IS CODE FOR EMMA SWAN ASKING KILLIAN JONES TO MARRY HER. SHE ASKED HIM. THIS IS MY STORY AND I AM STICKING TO IT.
FUCK THE LOVE IN HIS EYES.
FUCK THIS NONSENSE HE IS LOOKING UP AT HER AND KNEELING AND FUCKKK
LOOK AT THAT DAMNED SMILE. THAT FUCKING GLOWING FUCKING AHHHHH
EMMA SWAN, WILL YOU MARRY ME? [SCREECHING IN THE DISTANCE]
I CANNOT TAKE THIS ANYMORE. MY HEART IS TOO TINY. IT CANNOT HANDLE THIS LOVE.
YESSSS YES YES YE SYES NO STOP IT RIGHT NOW
THE SPIN KISS
OF THE MILLENIUM
THE ANSWER TO LIFE
THE UNIVERSE AND FUCKING EVERYTHING. I CANNOT DEAL WITH THIS FUCKING NONSENSE I AM SO MAD
HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING TINY CHILD I CANNOT
AND OF COURSE THE FINAL FRAME OF ANGST. GOD I LOVE THEM.
I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT I HAVE HAD THE HONOUR TO BE ALIVE TODAY IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD, TWO THOUSAND SEVENTEEN ON THE BLESSED DAY OF MARCH 19TH AND TO BEAR WITNESS TO THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MOMENT IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE.
1) Diana - she is so pure and good and absolutely magnificent and GAL GADOT Christ take the wheel
2) Steve - broke my heart to fucking pieces with blue-eyed sincerity and the quiver in his voice when begs Diana for help
3) THE FIGHT SCENES OMG THEY ARE SO GOOD I AM ATTRACTED TO ALL OF THE AMAZONS AND JESUS CHRIST THAT IS SIME GOOD STUFF RIG THERE
4) No Man’s Land - I don’t know what it is because it’s not about people dying, but it’s the sheer EPIC scale of the hero sequence, the music, and the way Diana just lunges forward with her shield and just TAKES THE FIRE that brings tears to my eyes
5) Etta - we fight with our principles
6) Diana is bi
7) REPRESENTATION EVERYWHERE
8) Steve and Diana’s relationship: respectful and gentle
9) They don’t deserve you
10) And Steve knows it
11) SHIELD - The fact that Steve saw that move and remembered it and used it to HELP Diana
12) how much of a LOVELY person Steve is: smart, charming, self-deprecating, and so deeply deeply human and scared
13) CHRIS PINE NUDE????
14) DIANA BEING BADASS AND YOU NEVER GET TIRED OF IT
15) When Diana just smashes through buildings with an unsuspecting soldier smashed through the wall - get wrekd
16) the values the film explores
17) did I mention horses? Because horses!
18) WOMEN EVERYWHERE (and in the crew too!)
19) The WW THEME y'all
20) Chris Pine: he is still making me bawl my eyes out. THE SPEECH. when he wishes he could tell Diana that there’s ONE man to blame but there isn’t and his voice just BREAKS. That broke me. Oscar worthy. His eyes tearing up and his hands clutching desperately at her. And he looks death in the eyes and is scare, but DOES THE THING ANYWAY. “I can save today. You can save tomorrow. I wish we had more time. I love you"