the team archer one

Suspense

Requested by anon.

Pairings: Bucky x F!Reader

A/N: Y/N is either very oblivious or is pretending because she wants to be 100% sure.


Y/N has created a chatroom.

Y/N has invited Tony, Clint, Nat, Sam.

Y/N: Listen up. We have a mission. That mission is to get a date for Bucky.

Nat: Sam volunteers.

Sam: I don’t!

Clint: hahaha

Tony: Ugh

Y/N: This is serious! He looks like a lost puppy most of the time.

Y/N: He needs a date!

Tony: 1. Bucky looks fine. 2. Why don’t you date him?

Y/N: Me?! Don’t be ridiculous.

Y/N: He doesn’t like me.

Y/N: CANDIDATES?!

Nat: He’s only like a lost puppy when you’re not around. And when you are, he just follows you everywhere, like a puppy.

Clint: I think Steve might even be jealous of all the time you spend with Buck The Pup.

Tony: No, just no. Call him Bucky.

Sam: What I’ve learned here today is that, James Buchanan Barnes, former soldier of the 107th Infantry Regiment and the Howling Commandos, the deadly Winter Soldier, our very own RoboCop, a highly trained Hydra assassin, the man who tried to kill me, Steve, Natasha and many others… is a puppy.

Y/N: Yes.

Clint: Pretty much.

Sam: I’ve never laughed this much before. Thank you.

Tony: Y/N, do you still want us to find a date for him?

Y/N: Yes…

Clint: I know someone. She’s Bucky’s type.

Y/N: Who?

Clint: She’s A LOT like you. Similar personality and she could pass as your sister. Well, ALMOST his type. BUT A VERY CLOSE MATCH.

Y/N: She seems nice! So can you ask her?

Nat: Flew over her head like Sam. Gone. Just like that. She didn’t even notice.

Tony: And we call Thor the oblivious one.

Y/N: What?

Nat: Nothing

Tony: Nothing

Y/N has added Steve.

Y/N: Any ideas?

Steve: Y/N NO, CAN’T YOU SEE THAT YOU’RE THE ONE

Steve: uh

Y/N: …?

Steve: I mean you’re the one to find him a date but, Bucky likes someone already.

Tony: Nice save there, Cap.

Tony: Not.

Clint: It’s fine, she won’t even notice.

Y/N: What are you guys talking about?!

Clint: See.

Nat: Why doesn’t Tony just throw a party and we take it from there?

Tony: Y/N, you can’t come though.

Sam: Yeah, if you come then Bucky won’t even try to flirt with anyone. He’d just be by your side the whole time.

Y/N: Fine I won’t come!

Pietro has joined the chat.

Pietro: HELLO!

Clint: Nobody invited you!

Pietro: You don’t say?

Pietro: Ooooh we are finding Bucky a date? Earlier Wanda and I met this girl who has a big crush on him!

Pietro: She was flirting and even asked him out!

Pietro: But he turned her down. Which is surprising because she was very cute!

Y/N: Interesting…

Nat: Do you think she has finally realized?

Y/N: This just means that we have to work harder to find him a date!

Clint: Nope.

Nat: Thought as much.

Pietro: But then he became very grumpy when he heard Y/N cancelled their usual training.

Pietro: So Wanda and I asked him about it and his whole mood changed! He lit up when we mentioned Y/N. He wouldn’t stop talking about her! I’ve never run away so fast.

Y/N: …Really?

Pietro has added Wanda.

Pietro: Let’s show them our snaps.

Sam: Wait, I have you two on snapchat and I saved your snaps to tease Bucky with later. I’ll show them.

Sam:


Sam:

Sam:

Sam:

Sam:

Wanda:

Pietro: Sam was not supposed to send the last two snaps.

Wanda: We should go.

Pietro: But before we do, add us on snapchat.

Wanda: But we’re removing you, Sam.

Pietro has left the chat.

Wanda has left the chat.

Steve: … I don’t always give lectures… Right?

Nat: You kinda do.

Sam: I loved their snaps… THIS IS BUCKY’S FAULT!

Tony: Anyone else dying from Bucky’s expressions?

Clint: That was me when Pietro came back from the dead.

Y/N: MY SWEET, SWEET BUCKY

Y/N: I AM LAUGHING BUT AT THE SAME TIME FLATTERED

Y/N: But it still doesn’t change the fact that we are still going to find him a date.

Tony: I’M GOING TO TELL HER.

Steve: NO WE PROMISED BUCKY THAT WE WOULDN’T!

Tony: THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR TOO LONG, STEVE!

Steve: DON’T YOU SAY IT!

Tony: I HAVE RESISTED MAKING JOKES OUT OF COURTESY TO YOU AND BUCKY BUT I CAN ONLY HOLD BACK FOR A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF TIME.

Steve: I’M WARNING YOU!

Tony: Y/N BUCKY LIKES Y

Tony has been disconnected.

Steve has left the chat.

Y/N: BUCKY LIKES…?!

Bruce has joined the chat.

Bruce: Why did Steve just tackle Tony to the ground?

Sam: Beautiful. They in the lab? I’m on my way.

Sam has left the chat.

Bruce: I would intervene but I don’t want to hulk out so if someone could come separate them, I would appreciate it.

Nat: Isn’t Sam on his way?

Bruce: It’s Sam. He’s just going to video it.

Bruce: Does Tony look like he could fight Steve without his suit? Steve is holding him tightly on the floor while he struggles to grab his phone. It’s so close but yet so far.

Nat: … I want to video it too, plus take selfies in front of them, then help. It’s not like Tony is in real danger and I doubt Steve would hurt him. So do we have a deal?

Bruce: Deal.

Nat has left the chat.

Bruce has left the chat.

Y/N: I’m not sure if I should be worried…?

Clint: It’s Steve, it probably looks like he’s just hugging Tony. On the floor. Like a koala. Don’t worry.

Y/N: So who does Bucky like?

Clint: None of us were supposed to tell, but I guess I will.

Y/N:

THANK YOU, YOU ARE MY FAVORITE ARCHER ON THE TEAM!

Clint: I’m the only archer… But, moving on.

Clint:

No one can know I told you, okay?!

Y/N: Okay!

Clint: Let’s see… One day Nat and I were training the twins and then Bucky barged in, followed by Cap.

Clint: It was so weird… Seeing Bucky not with you. Like I entered some strange dimension.

Y/N: Try to stay on topic Clint.

Clint: And you know, I was having such a good day that day, but Cap just HAD TO RUIN IT.

Y/N: Clint.

Clint: What was I saying? Oh yes. So they looked like they were arguing and they had not noticed us yet. So I did what I do best.

Clint: I eavesdropped.

Y/N: You can just say WHO the person is and NOT HOW YOU FOUND OUT. Please.

Clint: Cap was all like, “BLAH BLAH TELL HER OOOH I’M CAPTAIN AMERICA, I AM ALWAYS RIGHT, BLAH BLAH.”

Clint: And Bucky was like, “BUT MY FEELINGS UGH WOE IS ME, WHAT IF SHE DOESN’T LIKE ME?!”

Y/N: … Yeah you’re exaggerating.

Clint: And then Steve was like, “WHO WOULD RESIST YOU, MY LOVE?”

Y/N: Really now, Clint?

Clint: Okay so maybe they didn’t say exactly that, but you get my point! Let me have some fun!

Y/N: Are we nearing the end of the story?

Clint: Nope. Then the rest of the team arrived and Bucky blurted out who he likes, clutched his chest and fell to the floor.

Y/N: … Go on.

Clint: Tony started laughing and Steve got really mad so Steve made us all promise to not tell the person who Bucky likes about this. “LISTEN HERE, I, THE BEAUTIFULLY CHISELED CAPTAIN OF THIS TEAM, FORBIDS ANY OF YOU TO SPEAK OF THIS, EVER AGAIN. OH MY GOD THOR PUT TONY DOWN!”

Y/N: Wait, Thor and Tony?!

Clint: Yeah, Tony wasn’t paying attention and decided to annoy Thor.

Y/N: I believe that part. BUT YOU STILL DID NOT TELL ME WHO HE LIKES! So… only 1% of your story was true. Can you just tell me who it is now?

Clint: BUT THE SUSPENSE!

Y/N: CLINT.

Bucky has joined the chat.

Clint: Okay, okay! So the person who Bucky likes

Bucky: Hello, Clint.

Clint: Is uh…

Bucky: Nice day, isn’t it, Clint?

Y/N: Who is it?!

Clint: Hi… Yes… It is um

Bucky: You know, I haven’t used any of the guns in a long time.

Y/N: WHO?!

Clint: this person.. is..

Bucky: I should practice my shooting.

Clint: NAT WOULD KICK YOUR ASS IF YOU DID ANYTHING TO ME SO I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY, BARNES. IT’S YOU, Y/N. YOU!

Clint: HAWKWARD!

Clint has left the chat.

Bucky: WILL YOU GO OUT ON A DATE WITH ME, Y/N? I WAS PLANNING TO ASK YOU AND I HAD THIS WHOLE AMAZING DAY PLANNED JUST FOR YOU BUT I GUESS THIS WILL HAVE TO DO.

Y/N has been disconnected.



Clint has joined the chat.


Clint: Oh look. Disconnected. As if someone jammed the signal. Who could it be?

Bucky: I’m telling Steve!

Clint: This is what you get for threatening me! By the way, Y/N says “Yes.”

Bucky: You had no right to tell her!

Clint:  If it wasn’t for me, you wouldn’t have known that she liked you too nor would you have a date with her!

Bucky: True…Thank you. But you better start running because you ruined my moment with her!

Clint: YOU’RE WELCOME!

Clint has left the chat.

Bucky has left the chat.

PLL 7x15 and 7x16 Synopsis.

Pretty Little Liars S07E15:

After being blackmailed by A.D, one of the Liars begins to supply info to the dark side in order to protect those closest to her. Detective Furey questions how much the PLLs know about what happened to Archer Dunhill. 

Aria tries to issue an ultimatum to Ezra in regards to Nicole, while Emily struggles with how to support Ali. Spencer goes to elaborate lengths to meet up with Mary Drake and encounters Wren. 

After learning something surprising about Lucas, Hanna sets out to prove her friend is innocent and uncovers even more troubling info. And another person is brought in on the secret of A.D.’s game.

Pretty Little Liars S07E16:

As Detective Furey closes in on uncovering what happened to Archer Dunhill, the Liars team up to protect one of their own. Hanna continues to struggle with the idea that Lucas might be connected to A.D. even in the face of more evidence. 

Emily surprises Ali with a heartfelt gesture that is undone by A.D. machinations; and the Liars gain insight into where the idea for the game originated.

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Arrow Season 5 Finale: Five Theories On How the Cliffhanger Will Be Resolved
Arrow season 5 was both a welcome return to form for the series, and an epic rollercoaster ride, [...]

Arrow season 5 was both a welcome return to form for the series, and an epic rollercoaster ride, that was full of surprises (i.e., the Prometheus reveal). The Arrow season 5 finale ended things on one hell of a cliffhanger, with Prometheus/Adrian Chase blowing up Lian Yu, the remote island were Oliver Queen was once stranded - and where his former Team Arrow friends and foes may have just been destroyed.

Now that Arrow is done for the season, the show’s fans are understandably twsiting in the in, wondering what may have become of some their favorite (and not so favorite) supporting characters. We’re definitely caught up in our own speculative debates about where Arrow will/should go from here - including the theories we’re about to share.

Here are 5 Theories on How Arrow Should Resolve Its Season 5 Cliffhanger.

The Great Escape

The first and most popular theory is that Team Arrow escaped from Lian Yu unscathed.

In the final moments of Arrow season 5, Oliver ordered his team to get across the island to take possession of an ARGUS boat docked on shore. Given the nature of that order and the island, it’s conceivable that the team made it to safety.

Slade Wilson/Deathstroke was supposed to lead the team to the boat; Slade was stranded on Lian Yu along with Oliver, so he would naturally have knowledge of all shortcuts and “island hacks” for getting to the boat on time.

More to the point: we know from Arrow season 4 Lian Yu is an epicenter of mystical energies. In the time since he left and returned, Deathstroke may have also picked up a trick or two for using the mystical power on the island to escape death.

Whatever explanation there is, it wouldn’t be hard for the Arrow showrunners to sell the idea that the team escaped destruction intact.

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7x16 “The Glove That Rocks the Cradle” Official Synopsis

As Detective Furey closes in on uncovering what happened to Archer Dunhill, the Liars team up to protect one of their own. Hanna continues to struggle with the idea that Lucas might be connected to A.D. even in the face of more evidence. Emily surprises Ali with a heartfelt gesture that is undone by A.D. machinations; and the Liars gain insight into where the idea for the game originated.

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anonymous asked:

AU where Jack and Gabriel are both professional athletes (jack plays golf and Gabe plays basketball) who fall in love and get married and adopt some kids and they all eventually becomes professional athletes as well. One of their kids, Jesse, even goes to the olympics and falls for one of the archers on the Japanese team

GOOD POST OP

jesse goes for equestrianism, and hanzo looooves horses so he hangs out around them a lot so they meet when hanzo is fawning over the horses, and then jesse goes to see him practice and he’s just “oh fuck im gay”

lena is a track runner who definitely could qualify for the olympics but shes too busy travelling the world with her girlfriend and studying history and doing advocate work for lgbt rights. jesse joins them when he can.

sombra is the only one who doesnt do much professional athlete stuff, she does freelance web design and developed her own social media website that gets really popular. she’s the odd one out, but she’s still pretty fit herself.

their parents are super proud of them all!!