the team

The Samwell Team as stuff my bf did p.2
  • Bitty: accidentally ordered 50 cans of peaches instead of 5, sold them at school to make profit
  • Jack: once fought a goose to impress his s.o (me)
  • Ransom: once drunkenly cried bc his best friend said that he was "a good noodle"
  • Holster: Rapped the entire Hamilton Musical, continued to ask me out on our first date after he saw that it impressed me
  • Shitty: His chosen signature is a weed smoking illuminati sign
  • Lardo: Broke his thumb, continued to play beer pong (instead of going to the hospital)
  • Chowder: Got sent to the principals office, brought pizza with him
  • Nursey: screamed "CLOTHES DON'T HAVE A GENDER", while fistfighting in a skirt he borrowed from his s.O (again, me)
  • Dex: Stole a refrigerator from his neighbors (bc his grandpa dared him to)
  • Whiskey: Secretly loves polca music
  • Tango: Still speaks to his plants lovingly though they have all died in his care

anonymous asked:

Coran getting seriously hurt in a Galra attack and Lance getting worse everyday. Coran had studied the human concept of psychology and was helping Lance by doing regular space therapy. They were attacked in the middle of one section and Coran used himself as a "shield" because he promised to never let Lance getting hurt again, not when he can do something about it and now Lance can't stop blaming himself

Okay but, imagine Allura, under stress of losing the last person she has left, blames Lance too. She doesn’t outright say it, but everyone can tell. While the rest of the paladins know that this is not Lances fault, they take Allura side- because she’s already lost so much, she can’t lose Coran. And of course almost no one realize how Lance feels- Hunk semi realizes, but he’s been busy making sure Allura actually eats

Of course, when Coran wakes up, and is  healed, everyone crowds around him. They are all exclaiming how relieved they are and, after hugging Allura, he looks at Lance, and completely loses his shit. The boy is absolutely destroyed, he looks like he’s given up on life. He just goes off on the rest of the team, asking why they didn’t take care of Lance while he was out.

Surprisingly Lance answers before any of them can. 

“It’s because of me that you were hurt, so why didn’t I deserve to be hurt?”

The Hausmates as stuff my bf did
  • Bitty: came to school in bright pink pajamas with little dancing zebras on them just because
  • Jack: Got me sunflowers during February bc he is just that extra
  • Holster: put a flower in his mouth chewed on it then tried to kiss me (it was our first date)
  • Ransom: teared his meniscus while twerking
  • Lardo: chased ducks and fell into the pond trying to catch them
  • Shitty: Got so high that, when he wanted to kiss me at the cinema, he leaned to the wrong side and kissed a stranger on the cheek instead
  • Dex: Once went on a two page long rent about the German train system during an exam
  • Nursey: befriended every bus driver he knows and has not paid for a bus ticket in five years
  • Chowder: still draws little sun's into the corners of letters he sends to people
  • Tango: Once wrote the pope a letter asking him to be his prom date
  • Whiskey: once used all his money to drunkenly buy two life sized stone gargoyles

Cisco’s hand went immediately to the back of his head, digging his hand into his soft black curls tugging them in slight aggravation. “No.”

You had been taken by some new big bad, someone who could nullify your powers. He had figured out your connection to the Flash and he did not hesitate to kidnap you.

“This is my fault.” Barry spoke a woeful expression on his face. He was leaning over one of the tables in the cortex, his hands flat, pressed down on it hard. He raked his hands across the table flinging everything onto the floor, making everyone jump except for Harry. “If I had just been there!” he exclaimed putting his hands on his head mimicking Cisco.

“There’s nothing you could have done,” Joe put a reassuring hand on Barry’s shoulder. “You would have given him what he wanted.”

“Joe’s right Barry,” Harry cut in walking towards the speedster. “If you were there he wouldn’t need (Y/n). She would be dead and so would you.”

Everyone nodded agreeing with Harry, “But she’s not dead.” Iris spoke up. “Which means we can still save her

Caitlin crossed her arms over her chest. “But how? If Barry can’t use his powers around him then he’s done for.”

Barry scoffed glaring at Caitlin. “Thanks.”

Cisco shrugged. “Well, she’s not wrong.”

Barry raised his eyebrows. “Really?”

“I mean you do run slower than a normal person-” Cisco pointed out

“I can’t believe this i happening-” Barry groaned his head falling into his hands.

“The amount of successful run ins you’ve had when your powers were either gone or drained is rather low.” Caitlin added on.

Harry stepped between all of them waving his arms around while they spoke. “Alright stop, that’s enough.” When everyone kept bickering he picked up the nearest thing and threw it to the floor. “Hey!”

Everyone’s head whipped in his direction.

“Finally.” he muttered. He began walking to his gun that was hanging on one of the chairs by the main desk. “The longer you 3 argue the longer it’ll take to get (Y/n) back.”

“But what about what Caitlin said,” Iris said pointing at Caitlin. “How are we going to do that when everyone who has powers looses them when he’s around.”

“The old fashioned way,” Harry picked up his gun, slung it over his shoulder and cocked it. “With force.”

anonymous asked:

Some Langst: Saving Coran from the bomb results in a permanent disability for Lance

holy shit

i love that idea for the fact that he has to deal with the new change to his body, whether it be loss of sight, hearing, a limb, etc, and the mental trauma. he probably thinks about whether he’s still good enough to be a paladin (which he is) or whether or not he’s useless now (which he isn’t) and despairs over it but something that’s food for thought is that he comes to Blue, and she helps him, making up for his loss.

if he loses his sight, she becomes his eyes

if he loses his hearing, she tries the best she can to help him sense new dangers and projects everything the team says through the comms into his head or on a screen

if he loses a limb, she makes up for it and her cockpit transforms so that it can be piloted one handed (or legged >:3cc)

so yes, lance would lose something that may have been dear to him before, but afterwards, his relationship with blue grows stronger than ever

and you dont even have to stop there!

hunk, who had a hoh mom, teaches him and everyone else in the castle sign language and everyone laughs when keith accidentally signs “go fuck a toaster” to lance

pidge and hunk, with their combined knowledge of robotics, make a prosthetic for lance, and with allura’s altean magic, fucking boost that bitch and lance now has two guns, one in his bayard, one in his prosthetic

also from pidge and hunk (and also taken from my friend’s fic sorry sesa) they build a sort of like echolocation device for lance which helps him vaguely see shapes, almost as well as his vision shared with blue

shiro and coran help him deal with his feelings of worthlessness and the flashbacks he gets and talk him through the nightmares

and keith, after warming up to lance, fights anyone who looks at lance funny or whispers comments about how he’s a defective paladin. he aggressively reassures lance about his abilities as a paladin, and his fierce, complete confidence in lance almost brings the blue paladin to tears (though he’d never admit it)

maybe this event is the catalyst to the team becoming closer than ever, connecting through lance, the heart of voltron

oops accidentally turned langst into team bonding lmao