the teacher was cool with it

Soulmate! Mark

Being soulmates with Mark would include:

-sharing earphones and watching the sunset together
-having inside jokes
-you both make fun of people in your class together
-giving each other the look when your teacher mentions homework
-or when a stupid person starts talking
-going on road trips and blasting music in the car
-giving each other hugs and just staying in that position for ages until one of you has to detach themselves or else you’ll be like that for the rest of your lives
-cool handshakes that only you both know
-being called “a couple” all the time
-listening to his guitar and staring at him in awe
-watching movies together and being in the same fandoms
-having marathons with pizza
-him always being there when you’re feeling sad
-knocking on your window in the middle of the night and you two strolling in the streets like wild kids
-chasing each other
-messing 24/7
-him throwing an arm around your shoulder and you around his waist and just walking around town
-discovering new places together and getting lost in the city till one of you breaks down crying
-hanging out with you two just reading books
-study dates in coffee shops
-eating until you’re stuffed
-you being the first person to hear his self composed songs
-“are you okay Y/N” and when your reply isnt enough he’ll hunt you down
-once he came to your house at 11 pm just because you sounded off
-waiting for you outside your class so you can walk home together
-or walking to school together
-he’s your mum’s favourite and is invited to all your family gatherings
-and you to his
-your parents are best pals with his
-he really is such a huge part of your life
-he is your soulmate

Things from the books that are absolutely necessary for the CU movie:

-“This is George Beard and Harold Hutchins. George is the kid on the left with the tie and the flat-top. Harold is the one on the right with the T-shirt and the bad haircut. Remember that now.”
-“To Make A Long Story Short….it did.”
-“Help! The toilets just scratched somebody’s car and ate the gym teacher!”
“Lord have mercy! Was it MY car?”
-“You are SO immature!”
-“We are cool!” “Me too!”
-Rearranging letters on signs

And of course the ever beloved ending
“OH NO!”
“Here we go again!”

anonymous asked:

I have anxiety and depression and my lovely lovely bio teacher likes to target me in class. He's made me cry multiple times and hasn't even *once* apologized even though he's SEEN me crying because of him. I even get anxious just by walking into his class sometimes. Fun, right?

anonymous asked:

When did you start liking dinosaurs?

probably as soon as I was aware of them as a concept, as a tiny kid they were my ‘thing’ and I had loads of toys and books and I would baffle my teachers by rolling off all the long Latin names without faltering and I guess I just never really stopped. I don’t even know that much about them in a scientific sense, I never studied them or anything (oh woe is me for not taking that paeleo degree) I just find them very cool and they’ve just slowly become my Aesthetic™ to the point where 50% of the stuff I own has a dinosaur on it/is dinosaur shaped

anonymous asked:

I know this is as cliché as it can get, but I see grandpa Rome as a Latin/history teacher. He would be the kind of a teacher who gets his entire class completely interested in his subject with all the cool side stories and details not found in boring textbooks. I definitely see him bringing Asterix & Obelix comics in Latin to his class or discussing every historical movie with his students. The only downside is that he would often talk about his grandsons in class instead of teaching.

Haha, I totally agree! It’s nice to think of him being so excited about teaching! I wish I’d had a teacher like him!

Bts As Shit I've Said/Done -Admin Vanillakookie-

Jin: Bitch look at me, I’m so fab..I’d smash

Namjoon: trips in front of crush but tries to get up and play it cool hah…Parkour

Jimin: gets called short EXPENSIVE PERFUMES COME IN SMALL PACKAGES OKAY?!

Taehyung: sees someone walking their dog Can i like..Borrow your dog, uh, forever?

Jungkook: teacher makes a mistake Miss, the answer is actually 44…G E T R E K T

Yoongi: It’s 2017 why can’t I just delete bitches irl..

Hoseok: can we talk about how snapback fedoras are a thing?

Heathers the Musical: A Summary
  • Beautiful: i fuckin hate this place jk now I’m hot and popular
  • Candy Store: the Schuyler Sisters + evil
  • Fight For Me: dAAAAAAaaaaamn
  • Freeze Your Brain: tragic backstory™
  • Big Fun: my first week of college in a nutshell
  • Dead Girl Walking: sexytimes
  • The Me Inside of Me: wait now she’s somehow MORE popular
  • Blue: fuckboys perpetrate rape culture
  • Our Love is God: “i worship you” awwww “i worship you” cool bUT IT’S STILL MURDER J.D.
  • Prom or Hell: my bf is a triple murderer but he’s hot as fuck soooo
  • My Dead, Gay Son: our sons were gay and whoops so are we
  • Seventeen: murder is probably a no no
  • Shine a Light: oversharing teacher + snappy choreo = still uncomfortable
  • Lifeboat: bitchy cheerleader revealed to be cinnamon roll
  • Shine a Light Reprise: “what the fuck heather” -Heather D. “what the FUCK heather?!!?!” -audience
  • Kindergarten Boyfriend: we’re supposed to feel bad for her but also she kept a scab in a locket?? + more suicide
  • Yo Girl: scariest song in the show tbh
  • Meant to be Yours: VERONICA openthe opentheDOOR plEAse
  • Dead Girl Walking Reprise: surprise bitch, bet you thought you’d seen the last of me
  • I Am Damaged: i would die for you and now im gonna*BOOm*
  • Seventeen Reprise: fuck you all and lets go watch The Princess Bride
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NEW VIDEO: I successfully catfished my high school religion teacher…

REPLYING to everyone in the comments, let’s talk!

did u guys kno that back in ancient rome the poet Catullus was in a relationship with this lady named Clodia but she was married so he had to refer to her as Lesbia in all his poetry, but the reason he called her Lesbia is because Sappho and all her students lived on the island Lesbos and they were so great at poetry that calling her Lesbia was the highest complement he could give. so basically he called his gf a lesbian because he decided it’s the best compliment you could possibly give someone

dai characters as things teachers have said to me

cassandra: oh sorry. i was into this new romance novel i got over the weekend and spaced out what was your question

varric: i have a retirement plan in place and it’s going to be rad. i’m not telling any of you because it’s super cool and all of you will steal it but it’s cool i’ll be famous 

solas: im kinda of like the school gypsy. im here for one year and boom then im gone

iron bull: the june on the board is a reminder for when i have to arm wrestle this kid in my algebra class. if he wins they get 10 extra points on their finals but if i win i get satisfaction of winning and my pride 

dorian: i think it’s important that you all learn to be yourselves and not like your peers or your parents. like me for example. my father was a mean bastard. me? im a sarcastic bastard. be yourself kids

cole:i think sophia’s right, not all ghosts have to be mean. if i was a ghost i’d be a helpful ghost. i’d do taxes or something

vivienne: and this is… wait, wait a second. let’s take a moment to take in what he is wearing, those shoes do not that match that outfit 

blackwall: hey guys just a side note in this contest between teachers dont vote for me. if i win not only will i be decorated but they’ll make me and mr chasse shave our beards and if my beard goes i go

sera: i hate the no cursing rule. as long as im not cursing at anyone i should be already. if i say ‘hey student fuck you’ then im screwed but if i go to this crap tv and say ‘come on you piece of shit turn on’ i should be alright, right?

cullen: cough drops? that’s drugs you cant have drugs here. I’m kidding i’ll take anything to numb the pain of living. 

leliana: if a bad guy were to walk into this room i could kill him in eight different ways so there’s no need to worry about anything like that

josephine: why did everything in history have to end in a fight im sure if they all just got into a room and talked it out they could have gotten to some sort of agreement

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LONG POST!

I heard there was a Hogwarts/Mad Max AU floating around? 

Here’s my two cents for that. *throws* This is what happens when I decide to marathon the HP movies over the week and also have a “Little Witch Academia” anime poster in front of my work space.

*lies down* I have spent too much energy and time on this.

KPOP Male Groups as Types of High School Students
  • <p> <b>Astro:</b> freshman; always does homework, is very neat<p/><b>Seventeen:</b> sophmore but seem like a junior; the theater student who don't know how to calm tf down, is friends with everyone, even the teachers and lunchlady and principal<p/><b>NCT U/127:</b> obvious freshman with the talent of a Junior; awkward kid who always laughs nervously and never has a definite seat at any lunch table<p/><b>SF9:</b> freshman; aren't friends with anyone they just go straight home after school and work<p/><b>Monsta X:</b> sophmore; the music students who are very close with the theater students<p/><b>Super Junior:</b> the really nice college student who comes back and visit the school to talk to the students and by students I mean Seventeen<p/><b>GOT7:</b> Junior; the ones who are try-hard cool but not really cool, does just enough homework to get by<p/><b>Victon:</b> freshman; just transfered into the school, no one really knows who they are but they seem cool<p/><b>up10tion:</b> sophmore; studies really hard but still only gets 68% on the test<p/><b>ToppDogg:</b> senior; visual art student who no one pays attention to<p/><b>SHINee:</b> college student; used to be un chill but now are chill (kind of), seventeen stalks them whenever they come back to visit the school<p/><b>BTS:</b> skipped a grade to senior; everyone looks up to them; does all the extra credit, always seem tired but put on a strong face for the little freshies<p/><b>BIGBANG:</b> graduate student; is too busy working on their thesis to deal with anyone else<p/><b>EXO:</b> super senior; is tired of school, does so well every time that people take it for granted, everyone forgot about them after they were supposed to graduate, has way too many inside jokes<p/><b>ikon:</b> is never in class<p/><b>VARSITY:</b> eighth grader<p/><b>NCT Dream:</b> sixth grader<p/></p>

just some little finnish school things:

- taking off your shoes before going to class
- playing outside when even when it’s -20 celsius or so
- those special days you could stay inside during recess when it was extra cold
- calling your teacher by their first name
- minimal amount of homework
- free, healthy warm meals everybody hated
- puuropata, hippa, polttopallo, peili, väri, konkka
- cool kids who didnt wear outdoor pants
- not-so-cool kids who wore outdoor pants and kuomakengät