what if Carry On had daemons
Hear me out though. Baz would have a peregrine falcon: historically considered noble and aristocratic, a skilled hunter, mates for life. Also their shit is acidic which I find highly appropriate.
Simon has an otter: adorable, clingy, protects his family. (They also have favorite stones. This is very important.)
Penny has a tasmanian devil: cute as hell, will fuck you up, intelligent. Eat their own children when hungry.
Agatha has a veery, which is a type of thrush: unassuming-looking, often mistaken for a robin, sweet-voiced. You wouldn’t find one in England- they’re native to America (ahem meta ahem). Also they’re the only type of songbird that imitates its own voice which I find significant.