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bad post bad post How the fuck is terezi a lore bard? YOu had TWO JOBS. Capricorn is bard. Aquarius is Wizard. Two jobs. You fucked up.

I would have done the last two if I wasn’t trying to be sneaky and accurate. SBURB classes do not equal DnD classes. The two bards are vastly different. 

On the note of bard, think of the personality they’re optimized to have. 

Flirty, Do-it-for-the-vine, persuasive, deceptive little bastions of charisma who revel in chaos

Terezi was Persuasive/Deceptive enough to convince the beta kids to die how many times? Revels in the chaos that ensues. Vicious Mockery Damage.

Redglare, too, was chaos. She supported a revolution from a place of legal power. That would take some deception and persuasion skills if I do say so. 

Also, don’t tell me you can’t imagine Latula Pyrope shredding out a radical solo as she does a sick rail grind down the spines of a dragon. Everyone takes Inspiration from this display of disregard for physics and reason.

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There, have some nb peeps & trans & queer ladies of color with their loved ones. ♥

since it seems to be the consensus that being the weird girl is lesbian culture i think we can all agree that harper from wizards of waverly place was a lesbian

I haven’t animated in so long??

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“First time Blake told Weiss she loved her, Weiss literally tried to tip her”

I’ve been meaning to do some monochrome and then @anawitchs and I got to talking about Weiss being emotionally stunted and unable to express love without throwing money at people for affection. And here we have it.

Send help I was not supposed to get this invested in another ship but their dynamic is everythingggg ugh

STOP WITH WHAT YOU’RE DOING!!

AND LOOK AT THIS PICTURE OF BOB ROSS HOLDING A BABY RACCOON

you may continue with your day

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went to the beach & discovered my inner Lorde

dave strider realizing hes gay/bisexual and coming to terms with his abusive childhood makes him so much more of a character than he was as the token “main character’s best friend who is cagey, funny, and a dick”

fandom often headcanons or reads labels/experiences like these onto lots of mediocre, kinda funny, and assholish dude characters – but dave is the real deal. dave strider expressed softness and kindness and introspection in canon in a way that was not corny or forced, and most importantly did not come at the expense of women (i would argue he was 100% more of a stepping stone for terezi’s arc than vice versa) and for that i appreciate him a lot

despite all of andrew hussie’s flaws and questionable/problematic/bad writing, he did a good thing by bringing dave strider into text. he did even more good by allowing his character to have depth in a way that is uncommon for boy characters.

homestuck broke so many molds (at least from my fandom experience) by having a super likable male character who was funny, witty, and complex… AND a gay/bi self-admitted survivor of abuse.

Interviewer: How did we get to [the alternate reality] version of Altea. Because with Allura having been the Empress who sort of established all of this, did it start to go that way when she was in charge? …

Joaquim: I would say it did. Definitely. I think her father was struck down and she went on a, like, revenge-laden swath across the universe. 

Lauren: I think the way we looked at it was, what if they had done Allura’s suggestion, which is stay and fight, versus Alfor’s suggestion of send the lions away. And if they had, if anything had happened–If Allura had gotten the power to take down these Galra, then she would have just, I think, maintained doing that. Been like, this is what we need to do. 

Joaquim: She would have given into it, yea. She didn’t have the perspective that Alfor had.

…so what you’re telling me is that not only is Alternate Reality allura just as bad as zarkon uwu but that our reality allura is also just as bad as zarkon, she just didn’t get a chance to take over the universe because her father made her physically incapable of doing so

yeah okay, cool! gotcha! you just really, really, really hate allura

How Dan and Phil probably broke up #34
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