the tags on my other post prove it

Master List of ML Crack Posts

 As some of you may know, my memory sucks.  This list is as much for you guys as it is for me ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ 

I’ll be updating this thing periodically.  I’m putting the links under a “read more” so the updates will show up in case someone wants to reblog this.  I love it when something is reblogged (especially when I can read the funny tags), but y’all are random af.  You give me a good laugh on my rough days and I love each and every one of you ^ω^

Have fun down the ML rabbit hole of crazy (after the cut)!:

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prophecy-of-thieves  asked:

Siths on Tumblr? I mean, what would their url be, what would they post about & how often, etc. :D

trashlords for the trash website

vader:talldarkandhandsome” reblogs anything and everything to do with starships and engineering, talking at length with other technology nerds. sends anonymous pictures of lava to “obi-juan

sidious:not-palpatine” 80% selfies, 10% Empire propaganda, and 10% outdated memes.

maul:justmaul” reblogs every now and then, usually from “justzabrakthings”. also reblogs Sith stuff, cool weapons, and cats. sometimes writes about his thoughts or events of the day.

savage:dathomirrulez” posts updates of what he and his brother are up to and pictures of strange things he has found. he especially likes to post selfies in response to other bodybuilders in order to prove his superiority. 

asajj: witch-please” aesthetic and magic blog, with some selfies sprinkled here and there. has a very nice blog theme. posts embarrassing photos of the other sith with snarky comments.

dooku:the-count” a jedi hate blog, and gets into heated (but intelligent) discussions with people easily. reblogs a lot of interior design stuff. 

kylo:crawling-in-my-skinweLCOME TO MY TWISTED MIND rants a lot. tags hux in everything. has a playlist on his blog. loves to reblog vine compilations and fresh memes. 

nihilus: “hyaaaal” usually only types with emojis or symbols, but is delighted to have found some ancient Sith speakers! reblogs weird ~dark aesthetic~ posts and food porn

bonus!grievous:not-a-droid” posts pictures of him flipping off various droids. reblogs lots of lightsaber training videos, some of which he makes. sends anon hate to “obi-juan

anonymous asked:

Where do you see what the most popular ships are? I'm really self-conscious about Genyatta right now because like people who don't ship Genyatta just whore Genji out to everyone else and don't give a shit about Zenyatta or his love life lmao i hate people.

Tumblr released a “ship metrics” post where they compile data collected throughout their website and it listed the “Top 20 Ships” on this website. From Overwatch, only McHanzo and Reaper76 made the list. 

I’m sorry you feel that way, though. I don’t think people mean to ‘whore Genji out’ or purposely neglect Zenyatta; it’s just that people like different ships. It’s okay to have different tastes, but I can see why you might feel frustrated. I know some people can overlook or brush by Genyatta. 

If it makes you feel any better, I personally love Genyatta. I’ve joked about this with my sister and a couple friends before, but if Michael Chu approached me and said, “If you delete the McHanzo blog right now, I’ll make Genyatta canon. Do we have a deal?” I’d take that in a heartbeat. That’s how much I love them together. 

It’s a very nice, wholesome ship and I think it’s extremely healthy for both Zenyatta and Genji. Not to say that any other ships with either of them are unhealthy, but their history proves that being together brings them both peace of mind and they get along so well. I have a lot of Genyatta feelings and I’ll try not to bore any of our followers with my spiel. I don’t mind any other Zenyatta-based or Genji-based ships (I believe we can all get along despite having different ships), but Genyatta comes awfully close to McHanzo in my books. 

I really wan’t sure how to approach this topic last night. The last theory I posted had a lot more pieces to be presented with. This is very incomplete, as fusion is still a new concept within the episodes I have seen.

After Giant Woman ended and I finished the scoring, I took the time to write down notes and possible things to watch for in future episodes regarding fusion. I started with finding patterns in how features for a fusion are chosen. Personality, color palette, general shapes that make up the silhouette, and how the gem chosen for the fusion connects the component gems to each other.

Then I decided to look for limitations in a fusion. Does Opal have Pearl’s control over sand? Would Opal be able to use the door within the temple if she could fit (she’s pretty big so probably no)? Pearl’s and Amethyst’s gems don’t disappear or move when Opal is formed. The cut of their gems don’t change either, the color however does change. The gems change to a white base with a reflection of light colors that is most notable in Amethyst’s gem. I came to the conclusion that she could probably still open the door using the respective keys of her components gems. And thats when it hit me.

GARNET! 

Garnet has two gems of different cuts with the same color. And in Together Breakfast shows us her using those gems to activate two keys of different colors on the temple door. Episode 4 showed me the exact scenario I wanted to see with Opal, but did it with Garnet.

I really, really want to say with confidence, that Garnet is a fusion. But I’m not sure I can. There is so little evidence at the current moment and I have to wait for more information about fusion before I can declare this a true, solid theory. My previous notes and theories post had many more examples to use. And a possible answer as to why it could be so. That made me feel more confident in the theory.

But I don’t have a “why”. And it severely changes my confidence with this theory. Pearl said fusion is for only for deadly situations. While Garnet does get into deadly situations, it seems to be no more deadly than what the other gems encounter. 

For now, this will not be considered a theory post. Just a notes post. Though it will be tagged theory simply for convenience.

Do not prove me right or wrong I want to figure this out myself.

randomly-sane-end-03

replied to your post:

you know what’s great? the fact that beast boy…

But what about Robin I thought he always made her smile?? Idk just curious

I commented on the post itself, but here I’m not limited to characters, so maybe I can provide a better answer.

First off, I’d like to say that this is subjective and that no one is forced to agree with my opinion on it? So like, if you disagree, that’s cool, yo.

I can blatantly admit I’m BBRae shipper trash, so, yeah. I’m going to interpret their relationship a whole lot  more differently than say, someone who claims it’s ‘abusive’. That’s a can of worms I’m NOT opening. 

OKAY.

If we’re gonna sit here and compare who makes Raven smile most, that’s just silly.

All the Titans make Raven smile. ALL OF THEM. She’s shared heartfelt moments with them all, and they all help bring out her cheerier side. Starfire, Robin, Cyborg, Beast Boy, Terra even.

That being said, it wasn’t the point of the post??

I never said that it was only Beast Boy who makes her smile. 

What I was trying to say was that he’s the only Titan who actively makes it a goal of his.

He has been seen time and time again making the effort to have her smile (no, it does not always work, I know). He’s quoted as saying so himself. 

Originally posted by ginnosaji

On top of the fact that he always cracks lame jokes around her to get her to laugh, and let’s not forget the Nevermore episode where *THIS* happened:

Originally posted by the-37th

That’s her emoticlone, Happy. In case anyone is wondering. 

Beast Boy is the only Titan who goes out of his way to get these reactions from her, purposefully knowing his intent to be based solely on her happiness. What I mean to say is, he consciously puts the most effort into this endeavor. It is not to negate from the fact that the other Titans do care for Raven’s happiness or anything of the like. 

I’m simply pointing out how Beast Boy goes about doing it and that, to ME, it seems he’s the most conscious of it.

Spellbound is a great episode to highlight this behaviour as well, because he invites Raven to a match of stankball (something she has probably participated in before judging from his “get to be the referee” comment) again, in an effort to make her feel included. He knows there’s a good chance she’d reject him but he asks anyways, because he’s thinking about her. 

When she starts to stay cooped up in her room with Malchior, none of the Titans find her behaviour strange enough to warrant investigation. Beast Boy spies on her as a fly and pretty much says he’s watched her relationship with Malchior unfold. Meaning, he cared enough, was concerned enough, to go and see why she was acting so differently. Not saying the other Titans didn’t, only that Beast Boy was the one highlighted as the character who is most in tune with her mood fluctuations. He knows when something is up. He would only know such things if he paid attention to her, and seeing as Raven is very careful with how she reveals her emotions, that’s no simple task.

Next, there’s the Trigon arc, which I also mentioned in the post.

Raven starts acting weird because her birthday is around the corner. Nobody knows it’s her birthday, nobody knows what it means. Guess who picks up on her strange behaviour, again, and goes digging into it? 

That’s right.

Beast Boy.

He’s the one who discovers her birthday, because he was the most concerned by her shift in personality. Again. And what does he do? He discovers it’s her birthday and throws her a surprise party, for what other reason than to make her happy/smile/feel good about herself? 

Originally posted by ttitansgo

Even after all is said and done, BB still wants to celebrate her birthday.

That’s a big deal.

He wants her so desperately to find him funny, because he wants her to smile. The show is littered with moments like these, that showcase how above and beyond he goes just to get that reaction out of her. 

Originally posted by teenagertitans

At the end of the origins episode, he’s thrilled to hear her admit that she finds him funny. It sort of sets up for the whole concept of him making her smile/laugh there on after, and we come to learn exactly why Beast Boy is so hellbent on making it happen.

For someone like Raven, Beast Boy becomes an important person. She clams up a lot, thinks no one likes her or understands her, claims to prefer being alone, but it’s all a front. When Starfire travels into the future, she finds Raven isolated and we know immediately that isolation is literally the worst thing for her mental psyche. Beast Boy, by trying his damn best to make her feel part of the team, by always acknowledging her and thinking about her and worrying about her. Well. I mean, it has to have a positive effect with everything considered.

Obviously, it’s not only him. All the others have had positive effects on her, as well. My post was highlighting BBRae because, well, I ship them, and I’m allowed to enjoy my ship and make positive ship posts about them. I wasn’t trying to shit on the other pairings or Raven’s relationship with the other Titans.

That being said, I know this was lengthy, but, hopefully that answers the question? Everyone is free to ship what they want, and if it makes you happy and hurts no one, then go for it. I’m not going to crap on any other TT ship to prove my point here, nor do I have to. 

You don’t got to agree with me, ofc, but this is what inspired my post and what I meant by it.

VMHQ VINNIE WEEK

They say a tribute week is like a love song, and they are right, my friends…they are right. Especially when the object of admiration is none other than myself, Neptune’s Premiere Private Detective *. I bring a variety of admirable traits to the table, which could inspire your fanfic or fan art, including crackerjack bowling skills, familiarity with Neptune’s criminal element, and the ability to grow glossy, luxurious facial hair.

So feel free to wax rhapsodic about me in whatever artistic medium floats your boat—just remember to tag your post #vmhq Vinnie week, so the lovely and discriminating librarians can make sure potential clients have my number.


And if any of you out there happen to be my ex-wife Debra…I never received the subpoena, you can’t prove those baseless allegations about the U-Haul, and the check’s in the mail.

*who only accepts cash, and has the moral flexibility you need to get the job done.

Originally posted by just-bree

anonymous asked:

tfw you've decided a generally unliked character is you fav and now you go hunting for content that is practically impossible to find... (why is there no tann content damn it!)

I FEEL YOU NONNY. I went into his tag the other day and it’s, like, the same scene screencapped or gif’d multiple times over, the same pre-release vid posted multiple times, or people complaining about him in text posts :c It’s a little sad and disheartening? But I will try my damnedest to get some content into that tag ASAP.

I get why people don’t like him, and yeah his views on krogan are “problematic”, but I think people also need to remember that he has had (so far as I’ve seen in content - I’m ~50% through the game and haven’t read the book yet) little to no chance for krogan to prove his bias against them… well, wrong. We, as the player base, have a vastly different opinion because we’ve been interacting with, working with, and befriending krogan since the very first game. We’ve seen salarians like Mordin and Padok Wiks not only work alongside krogan, but show a more progressive view on them as a whole species and actually help them. Tann has not been allowed that opportunity (as of yet), and really been given no cause to shift his standing view on them.

He’s also an accountant who has zero qualifications to be in the position he’s in, yet he was next in line and is doing it anyway to keep Jien Garson’s dream for the Initiative alive as best he can. Don’t forget, our Ryder(s) are also not qualified to be Pathfinder. Both Ryder and Tann are trying to work out their place in Andromeda while thrust into circumstances and positions beyond their previous scope of training. The difference being Ryder has a whole team supporting them whereas the team that should be supporting Tann argues with and butts heads with him at every turn. Not to say he’s always right, but the fact that we see so little compromise between the Nexus leadership is very telling to the environment that Tann has been treading water in to keep the Nexus, the Initiative, and all the lives of the people within it safe and alive.

BUT I DIGRESS.

IT’S GONNA BE U AND ME, NONNY, WE’LL SAVE THE TANN TAG TOGETHER

Hey, I hate to do this, but my dash is super dead right now. So, if you want to give this post a like/reblog if you post

  • Yu-Gi-Oh! (anything really, but I’d rather it not be Arc-V or Vrains because I still haven’t watched them yet)
  • Beetlejuice
  • Monster High
  • other fashion dolls
  • Funko pop vinyls
  • superhero comics (and related media)
  • Free! (aka The Swimming Anime)
  • Yowamushi Pedal
  • Tokyo Ghoul
  • the Sims Freeplay
  • the Sims Mobile
  • art
  • animation
  • cartoons (not of the ‘mature/adult’ variety)

and I’ll give your blog a look.

Voltron Gang Headcanon Dump

- Hunk loves that pastel sugar baby lana del rey aesthetic, and he has a lot of light pink and purple floral print crop tops to prove it

-Pidge and Lance send each other their best selfies throughout the day for the other to comment cute things on

- Pidge and Lance are also the friends who will help each other get really good pics by planning out the picture while the other one ‘isnt looking’ then post it on instagram with them tagged like ‘got this shot while they weren’t paying attention, my friends are all model material be jealous’

- Keith is a super duper horror movie buff. He really loves and will hardcore binge shitty b-rated garbage but will pick apart the acclaimed classics forever

- Shiro has a mint condition baseball card collection because he’s a nerd. He is not ashamed of it at all.

- Pidge knows every move to the Hoe Down Throw Down because when Matt was younger he made them learn it for a youtube video he was planning and Pidge has never been able to forget it

- pies and pastries are always laying around in the kitchen and everyone assumes its Hunk but when they finally ask, they find out it’s actually Coran, who bakes when he can’t sleep

- Allura will join him in the kitchen during these midnight bakes. They have their best talks here.

- Allura sits down one day with Keith during his horror movie binge and falls in love

- Keith is so excited to show her all his favorites and ones he thinks she might like, and keeps his mouth shut until after the film the best he can so she can immerse fully into the experience

- Lance loves Judge Judy. Its all he ever remembers playing at his grandparents house and she’s so sassy

- Pidge doesn’t like horror movies. There’s too much aftermath that the movies hardly ever address and seriously? Like how big of a mess was it when that all went to court?? Yikes. Just yikes.

- Shiro won’t watch Jurassic Park because it gave him nightmares as a kid

- Hunk and Lance have a monthly Musical Night Extravaganza with lots of snacks, musicals, and snapchat videos of them both singing badly and loving it

- Keith joins them sometimes, only he can actually sing really well and Hunk and Lance both fell in love a little bit the first time they heard him??

- Pidge’s favorite novel is Jane Eyre

- When he’s really tired, Keith gets very sensitive. He cried over a squished bug once. He was very embarrassed in the morning.

- Shiro loves horses. He had a horse when he was younger named Rain and she was his best friend. He can’t watch Spirit, it messes his heart up too much.

- Hunk without fail always burns garlic bread

- Lance makes really good garlic bread. Hunk is bitter af

- Pidge eats all of the garlic bread before anyone else can. They now have to bar Pidge from the kitchen until everything is done on spaghetti night

- Someone introduces Allura to hot cheetos and now she literally almost always has a bag. She loves hot foods. She could down a jar of ghost peppers and then fight you and then win

- Keith, Lance, and Hunk are the 'always cold no matter what’ squad

- Pidge and Shiro wear shorts in the snow and do not flinch

- if literally any part of her is hot, Allura cannot sleep

- Coran likes to sleep in the equivalent of the Sahara desert

- Keith gets comically enraged if he drops something by accident

- Hunk swears like a sailor in bed

- Pidge swears like a sailor all the time

- Lance still skips over swear words in some songs because he’s used to singing them that way in front of his mom

on a*nti things

(ugh I hate even that word, anti, but whatever, I’m going there because I never have before but maybe I need to.)

The whole “anti” thing with this writer baffles me. I literally don’t understand the point. And it has nothing to do with being critical or not. I have never said Aelin (or any other character, for that matter) is perfect. That would be boring af. I have been plenty critical about both series, enough so that my posts have been reblogged and anti tags slapped on (this one, most frequently). So please don’t come around here and act like I forgive every questionable behavior or as if I don’t recognize problems. Because I definitely do. And also, don’t put words in my mouth about what I do/don’t believe. This is not a way to prove your point or have effective, productive discussion. And you know which group tends to do that to me more often? Antis.

Hating on a thing and criticizing it are not the same. And it’s always one way or another, no in between - either you are anti or a stan, and the two seem to be mutually exclusive, only they aren’t, all all. I think this is maybe what bothers me the most, is being pigeon-holed as if I’m either anti, or excusing every single shitty thing that has happened in these books. As if by writing fic I refuse to acknowledge diversity issues. Or as if by criticizing Rhysand, I hate the series and sjm. Like…. no. That’s not how it is. There are shades of grey, people.

I just don’t want to be associated with a group of people who go around having hate blogs and stirring up shit just because… I don’t know, really. Boredom? I follow a few book blogs on here that regularly publish posts about books they have issues with, and why. But they don’t go around trying to post on other people’s accounts in order to make problems. And sometimes I disagree with those people, but I still follow them because I respect what they are doing. And I also don’t want to be treated as if I’ve never been critical, or as if I’ve ever said anything about these books was perfect. Because that’s literally untrue!

Have your posts about why you don’t like a thing, whatever. No one is stopping you from that. But I’m not going to search out people who don’t agree with me, mostly because A) I don’t give a shit, and B) I don’t have time for that. So don’t do that to me. I’m too busy reading and writing things for people who will have an open mind about what I have to say, with whom I can have productive dialogue which includes both discussions about the lack of diversity, and which of the Archeron sisters would enjoy bondage the most. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

it’s really really okay for sapphics to be single, i know for me at least as a bi sapphic, i often feel pressure to “prove” my sexuality?? especially by citing examples of my relationships??? i want everyone to know that you don’t have to be in a relationship to prove your gayness!!! you are just as gay/bi/lesbian/queer/pan/etc when you are single as when you are coupled!!! bc your sexuality is part of YOU not some other person !!!

anonymous asked:

about people hating on finnrey: it is so interesting to me that how in the sw fandom, it's not just the r*ylos and that other ship with kyle and bill weasley aka the deplorables hating on it but also some (i said SOME everyone) finnpoe people. it's a bit disheartening tbh. also disheartening is that 90% of the posts on the finnrose tag are r*ylo demons doing the most to prove just how much they love the prospect of the pairing because they love kelly and john, with the odd damerey (lol) there 2

More Finn/poe shippers have attacked my Finnrey posts than any other shippers. They’re the ones coming on my posts saying Finnrey will never happen because Finn is gay and Rey doesn’t want him. So yeah, you don’t need to feel all bad about saying that. Finn/poe shippers shit on Finnrey more than most other people in the fandom and I have no problem calling that out.

chris and josh are totally the guys that marry each other drunkenly in las vegas as a joke to prove their friendship

and half of the group (namely sam, who just sees the disaster coming, beth and probably matt) is trying to stop them and the other half (namely mike) encourages them because they are too drunk to take it serious.

in any case it’s a big party and a hell of a mess.

anonymous asked:

Antis are so dishonest. the way that anti didn't show your full response in order to make it look like you were putting down Finn. and then has the nerve to make a callout post and post it in the anti-reylo tag so you can get hate.

yea if they would have posted my full response it wouldn’t have worked for their agenda. i said how kylo probably wishes he could be like finn and all this other stuff. but of course notasithlord doesn’t post my full response and is trying to smear me for her own agenda and so other antis can jump on it too. i already see other antis trying to say this proves i’m not a real finn fan.

Kiss My Lips You Fool

Pairing: Dean x Reader

A/N: Here’s that thing I posted about earlier that I might post. Is this how this works? I dunno, I pretty much have no idea what I’m doing. But, after a hard week, I sat down to write (which I actually do a lot of, I just don’t ever share anything with anyone besides my sister) and this came out. And since my give a damn is totally busted, I decided to actually post it. Some of what the reader goes through is based in actual events that happened. Feedback? PLEASE! There is more, but we’ll see what the response is to this… 

Warnings: Fluff. Language. Light smut. Reader having a really awful day and having a break down. 

Word Count: 4,147

Tags: @sometimes-iwritee @unadulteratedstorycollector @callmesweetheartifyoumeanit   Thank you for your encouragement to post this. I might not have done it otherwise. 

And my sis, she’d kill me if I didn’t tag her. @marenbrowwn


Wrestling with grocery bags while trying to keep the phone to your ear and grab your keys was proving to be quite the feat.

“So, there’s nothing you can do for me?” You questioned.

“I’m really sorry, the hold on your account will remain until this is taken care of,” the man on the other end of the line told you.

“But it was fraud!” You exclaimed as you finally got your key in the lock.

“Then you’ll need to file a claim with our fraud department. I can transfer you there now.”

Before you could say anything the line clicked and the worst hold music you’d ever heard began playing. Sighing, you locked your apartment door and took the grocery bags to the kitchen. Looking at the three small bags, you were grateful that you had a grandmother that constantly worried about you and would send you cash. It came at the perfect time, too.

“First National Bank Fraud Department, this is Mikayla, how can I help you this afternoon?” A too cheery voice said over the line.

“Yes, hi, my name is Y/N Y/L/N, and I need to report some fraud on my account,” you sighed wearily.

“I can certainly help you with that!” Man her voice was going to send you over the edge.

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sweet-sammy-kisses replied to your post “chekhovsgarridebs tags on that post: #THIS TAKEDOWN IS SO EPIC I’M…”

No what is disgusting is how bisexuality is made into a joke by these shippers, how it is degraded down into almost nothing but away to justify their harassment of the cast, crew and other fans who don’t agree with them. I am sick and tired of these fans using my sexuality as away to harass people. They need to grow up.

Yes, they don’t seem to care how their bullshit affects REAL people. All they care about is ‘proving’ their ship. 

This is the packaging from one of the Stila palettes I lifted from Ulta the other day. I didn’t even notice this until after I got home, took pictures of my haul, posted it to tumblr, and started unpackaging all of the shit. This proves two things: 1. at least at this particular Ulta, the alarms are either disabled at least some of the time or the towers are fake 2. I need to be more careful. I know this isn’t the first time that someone made it out of Ulta with a tagged item and no alarms went off because gabyandamanda made a post like this before their blog was deleted. Another interesting thing is the fact that only the In The Light palette was tagged and the In The Moment palette was not, even though they are pretty much the same merchandise and the same price. Anyway, for your information if it’s helpful at all.

I wanted to primarily use this to promote lesser known writers, but I’ve only been in the fandom (online) for a little over 6 months I’m not always sure who is a lesser known writer and who isn’t. I think sometimes it depends on the pack they run in so, I’ve just chosen some of the fics I’ve really enjoyed lately that aren’t from the really big BNFs.

(I also started on all of this before Fresh Meat asked that we only rec one fic per Friday, which I will do from now on but didn’t want to waste all this effort!)

So - in no particular order… 

Pride by DrJLecter ( @drjlecter) 500 words
Teen And Up Audiences // F/F, F/M, M/M, Multi // Will Graham & Hannibal Lecter / Hugh Dancy & Mads Mikkelsen // 
Summary: They are shooting scenes for Hannibal at a real Pride Parade and everyone gets carried away in the elated atmosphere.

OMG! I fucking screamed whilst reading this and for a full 5 minutes after. I love everything I’ve read by this writer but this one is just magical. If you have 2 minutes to spare today you should be reading this!

Busted by FauxFidele  ( @hannimeow) - 2k words
Explicit // M/M // Will Graham/Hannibal Lecter // 
Summary: Will is busted for watching porn when Hannibal is away teaching a class at the local university. Cue the dirty pictures.

This is a wonderful tale from a fantastic writer! I was actually a little on edge reading this, not wanting Will to get found out but at the same time jealous on Hannibal’s behalf. For smut it definitely pulls the feels and the ending is just perfect!

We’ll meet again by Moonstruckidiot - 2k words
General Audiences // M/M // Will Graham/Hannibal Lecter // 
TAGS to note: MCD kind of? Some angst.
Summary: Hannibal Lecter and Will Graham died in each others arms after falling from a cliff into the Atlantic ocean; their bodies were lost to the sea.
37years later… Will walks into the art gallery of artist ‘Hannibal,’ both men discover a mutual interest in the sea
Or - Hannibal knows he is the reincarnation of Hannibal Lecter and he has been waiting for ‘his’ Will to come into his life.

This is absolutely wonderful and needs to be continued! I was hooked with the opening prologue and the rest of the story took my breath away! This is such a rich world, a new home for the characters we know and love.

Marbles by Llewcie ( @llewcie) - 5.5k words
Teen And Up Audiences // M/M // Nigel (Charlie Countryman)/Adam Raki // TAGS to note: underage as both characters are kids/teens (no u/a sex),bullying, mild angst
Summary: Adam moves to a new neighborhood and promptly loses a prized possession to the neighborhood bully. But when the tables are turned, Adam extracts a promise from Nigel that will follow them through the years. The friendship that develops as a result will end up meaning more to them than they ever could have anticipated.

I’m not going to lie, Llew is one of my favourite Spacedogs writers (you should also check out Craigslist and Merrie). This fic is heartbreaking in it’s journey and is just beyond amazing! Following these mismatched kids from enemies to friends to (eventually and very incredibly well done) lovers will make you weep in the best possible way!

Eunoia (series - 3 fics) by murdergatsby ( @ - 4k words
Mature, Teen And Up Audiences // M/M // Will Graham/Hannibal Lecter // TAGS to note: Temporary Character Death, some angst and panic, Drowning
Summary: Well mind, beautiful thinking. Post-The Wrath of the Lamb Murder Husband Softness™

I don’t think the tags do justice to how to the fluffy and soft aspects of this little series. It is just delightful and a wonderful with just the right balance of feels! This writer never disappoints and this is no exception!

Reeling Him In by Devereauxs_Disease ( @devereauxsdisease) - 4kwords
Explicit // M/M // Will Graham/Hannibal Lecter // 
Summary: Will wonders why Hannibal hasn’t kissed him, even though they’ve been dating for months. Hannibal would like to know what Will is talking about.

This is just glorious! I love this cracky version of the boys but with their usual *if only they’d talk to each other* misunderstandings! A fantastic ending that just proves what a food lover Hannibal is! 

Still Beautiful by fragile-teacup (Mrs_Gene_Hunt) ( @fragile-teacup) - 1k words
Explicit // M/M // Will Graham/Hannibal Lecter //
TAGS to note: Angst with a Happy Ending
Summary: A 1000 word post-TWOTL fic. Works as a stand-alone but is also an alternate take, from Hannibal’s POV, on a chapter from my current post-fall WIP fic, ‘The Marriage of Heaven and Hell’, which is written from Will’s POV. 

This is just such a beautifully written piece. The fact that so much passion and need is captured in 1000 words is just masterfully done on the part of the writer!

Physis by Chifuyu ( @staticraining) - 4k words
Teen And Up Audiences // M/M // Will Graham/Hannibal Lecter // 
Summary: After everything that has happened in Italy, there is still one last obstacle Will Graham has to overcome before he can try and pick up the broken pieces that once were his life: Being a witness at Hannibal Lecter’s trial.

The entire premise of this fic is fantastic, because of course Will is a compromised witness either way, and the characterisation of Lecter’s lawyer feels perfect. Watching Will squirm in the stand shouldn’t be this fun,and if it sounds like crack, it isn’t it is absolutely spot on!

Touch (Sweet Touch) by Hannigrammatic ( @hannigrammatic) - 1.5k words
Mature // M/M // Will Graham/Hannibal Lecter //
TAGS to note: Touch-Starved
Summary: Starvation of touch can be just as debilitating as a lack of nourishment. (or, Hannibal is distant after the fall, and Will misses him in more ways than he has words for.)

So refreshing, interesting and touching to see this focus on both Will and Hannibal, with snippets from Hannibal’s pov especially interesting, in what is often a scenario that focuses solely on Will. This was wonderfully done and gave me lots of feels!

Awakening by Rakusnow ( @rakusnow) - 1.5k words
Mature // M/M // Will Graham/Hannibal Lecter //
TAGS to note: Canon typical violence
Summary: They had recently moved to Bamfield, a small corner of the coast of Vancouver Island. They knew no-one and kept to themselves.

I just love the relationship that plays out in this fic, and blood lust Will is just wonderful!

Any Club That Would Have Us As Members by victorine ( @victorineb​) - 1.2k words
General Audiences // M/M // Will Graham/Hannibal Lecter
Summary:Will has always hidden parts of himself from other people. With Hannibal, that no longer seems necessary. Will wants to share every part of himself. And if that means settling in for a movie with a legendary killer and cannibal, well Will thinks that’s just fine…

Again a writer that I always enjoy, but I particular love this fic. It’s just so perfectly crafted and so well captured! Just…. urgh! The ease of their relationship and Will being able to be himself is just so beautiful and wonderfully written! But also so many feels! Will is delightfully written as free and easy. And his wonderful observations of Hannibal and their shared laughter paints them as best friends as well as murder husbands. An utter delight.

Defend Myself by The_owner ( @gio-hannigram) 1.7k words
Teen And Up Audiences // M/M // Will Graham/Hannibal Lecter //
TAGS to note: heavy angst, MCD.
Summary: Will’s heart pounded at Hannibal´s tone, there but at the same time so far away, almost lost. A whisper against his skin the only proof he was there, behind him.

This is a really beautiful fic that gave me a lot of feels!  Beautifully tragic, with rich imagery and the poetic confessions. I don’t often read heavy angst but I even loved the sadness here - because sometimes we need to explore this potential type of regret.

WIPS you should be reading!!

Whisked Away by shiphitsthefan ( @shiphitsthefan) - 25k word WIP
Explicit // M/M // Will Graham/Hannibal Lecter / Bedelia Du Maurier & Hannibal Lecter //
TAGS to note: Agoraphobia, Disordered Eating, Dom/sub Undertones, Non-Sexual Submission, Past Abuse,  Other Additional Tags to Be Added
Summary: Coffee Shop AU - Will has always seen too much of the lives of others to ever want one of his own. On the other hand, Hannibal, as proprietor of Whisked Away, his hobby coffee shop and café, is living the public life he’s always wanted. Still, he longs to be seen and understood for who he really is. Neither ever saw this coming.

THIS!!! OMG I am loving this so much!! I’m a sucker for coffee shop AUs and this has so much more beyond that. It is rich and complex and the characters are so incredibly well drawn from the show into this setting. It is a slow burn I am more than happy to bake in until I catch fire!

12 Steps Wayward by BloodToInkbonelines, & howlscastle - 17k word WIP
Explicit // M/M // Will Graham/Hannibal Lecter //
TAGS to note: Drug Use, Drug Addiction, Sex Addiction, Rehabilitation, Violent Thoughts, Canon-Typical Violence, Obsessive Behavior,Other Additional Tags to Be Added
Summary: AU where Will and Hannibal, both young and at the age where most would be attending university, meet while staying in a rehabilitation facility. They’re both there for different reasons. Will, who has been struggling with his sex addiction, immediately begins lusting after Hannibal, who is recovering from a drug addiction that caused him to have to drop out of med school.

As this continues the characters feel more and more like the Will and Hannibal we know, but in this incredibly different AU setting. The writers manage to weave together an amazing tale that is more than you would expect from the premise of “sex addict Will”. This is complex and well thought through and for being a slow burn(ish) incredibly damn hot!

Why are you smoking? by HotSauce418 ( @hotsauce418​) - 20k word WIP
Explicit // M/M // Will Graham/Hannibal Lecter / Will Graham/Nigel (Charlie Countryman) //
TAGS to note: Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics OmegaVerse,  Alpha/Omega, Alpha Nigel, Omega Will, Alpha Hannibal, Mating, surprise bond, Other Additional Tags to Be Added
Summary: Set during Season 1 - Hannibal doesn’t make his move fast enough and Will ends up accidentally bonding with his doppelganger in the throes of heat.

I am a big fan of fluffy/non-abusive ABO (as it can often be used as an excuse for such). The premise of accidental bonding can have the potential to go down that route but this is not the case here. This expertly takes the characters and puts them in this situation in a way true to their characters. What happens next is fantastic and feels true - and oh dear lord Will and Nigel are such a good match (I guess I have enough room in my brain for another ship, right?!)


There’s actually a bunch more fics I could add in here but it will go on forever, so I will just end with recommending reading anything by @slashyrogue@starkaryen@taeaelin​ and @samui-sakura88​ they are just wonderful!

Matryoshka

In The Empty Hearse, three of the biggest “WTF just happened there?” parts for Sherlock fans were:

  1. Lord Moran’s half-baked plan to blow up Parliament.
  2. Sherlock’s iffy explanation of how he survived the fall.
  3. The choice to cut away to Sherlock’s fall explanation right in the middle of the bomb story.

Conveniently, one of these “problems” is actually a solution.

Time to kill two birds with another bird.

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