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thank heavensturn for you;

By anonymous request, here are translations from “Thank Heavensturn for You,” the 2014 Heavensturn event featuring Haurchefant. 

As a disclaimer, I do not know the context of this scene, and I am unaccustomed to reading the uma bugyo’s manner of speech, so there may be some inaccuracies in the translation.

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OKAY THE BOOK OF LIFE IS PERFECT BUT CAN WE ALSO ADDRESS ANOTHER MAJOR ISSUE THAT THIS MOVIE DEALS WITH?

BULLFIGHTING. IF NO ONE REALIZES BULLFIGHTING AND KILLING IS AN ACTUAL REAL PROBLEM IN NOT ONLY MEXICO, BUT SPAIN AND A HELL OF A TON OF SOUTH AMERICA

THEY LITERALLY KILL BULLS FOR ENTERTAINMENT. AND IT ISNT ONLY ANIMAL ABUSE IT IS SEVERE ANIMAL CRUELTY. THESE BULLS ARE KNOWN TO CRY BEFORE THEY ARE KILLED. AND IT IS STILL ENTIRELY LEGAL.

AND THIS MOVIE. THIS FUCKING MAGNIFICENT, SUPERB MASTERPIECE OF CINEMA, ADDS IN A HUGE “FUCK YOU” AND SHOWS CHARACTERS THAT LITERALLY SAY “you know what? no. killing animals is wrong” AND IF YOU CANNOT UNDERSTAND THE ABSOLUTE BRAVERY AND BEAUTY OF MAKING A STATEMENT LIKE THAT TO THE HISPANIC COMMUNITY THEN I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT ELSE TO SAY TO YOU. GOOD NIGHT.